Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Love Machine]

Well shit... But at least they had Incinerator Troopers back in action again and in the spotlight instead of those Shadow Trooper wannabes.
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Fuck I missed these pyromaniacal assholes.

I never said the He-Man toys were shit. Just that the cartoon was absolute shit imo.

ThunderCats was enjoyable for me back in the day for a number of reasons, one of which involved not sugarcoating violence or the subject of death (they pushed the envelope as much as they could for the 1st season), and not having hamfisted moral lessons at the end of each episode. At least until that blind ThunderCat showed up, then every episode became some shoehorned moral lesson about not offending him for being blind. The animation and action in season 1 made it infinitely more watchable than He-Man or Transformers for me (but I actually liked Transformers). But the later seasons really shat the bed and became unwatchable when they gave Mumm-Ra a pet dog and introduced a bunch of ugly trolls from the Moon to be the new villains.

I wouldn't be surprised if Rose gets her own show since a worthless fucker like Andor and possibly Dr. Aphra are getting their own shitshows.

Death trooper are kino, fuck off!

The Chad incinerator trooper is also kino.

 

[Creep3r]

I've read Smith is going to focus on Teela and her being the Sorceress' daughter/clone and "unlocking her true potential" bet he puts his daughter for her voice.

I think that's guaranteed at this point.

I'll lead with this: the 2002 He-man reboot was fucking amazing. The cartoon wasn't just better on every level, but I think the reboot got the essence of He-man better than the 80's cartoon, and should be a case study in "if you are going to reboot something, this is how". (Step 1, don't have the project headed by someone who hates the property and its fans)

My fucking nigga. I always wanted to see how they would resolve the whole "Teela's real father" story. A shame it was cancelled and the current powers that be hate anything from the 2000s or late 90s so we only get a shitty continuation to a shitter 80s cartoon that never needed continuing. The 2002 also did everything Disney shit didn't. It dug into almost every part of past He-Man lore and updated it to the extreme for a new audience.

So in the nu-canon, the First order has apparently wiped out most of the galaxy, first of all how? And if there so dangerous why has the New Republic been sitting on there ass all these years as all these planets been destroyed? And how many of them are well known fan favorites.

I'm not even sure how they're doing it without Starkiller. The new Marvel comics seem to imply that they just do orbital bombardments on any planet they come across or mine the shit out of it for resources. Where is the FO getting all these numbers and cash for this from? A few fucking casinos can't be paying for all this. At least with Sheev's Sith cult he has connections with almost every major company in the galaxy.

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

Death trooper are kino, fuck off!

The Chad incinerator trooper is also kino.

Aren't incinerator troopers another Disney creation though?

Also, aren't red color scheme's denoting Coruscant Guard?

My lore is fuzzy...

Here is an idea for a television show: Tie Fighter series. They could outright steal the plot of the video game. Just give me the Emperor's Inner Circle...

 

[Love Machine]

Aren't incinerator troopers another Disney creation though?

Also, aren't red color scheme's denoting Coruscant Guard?

My lore is fuzzy...

No they are old

Coruscant hard was a clone thing.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Aren't incinerator troopers another Disney creation though?

Also, aren't red color scheme's denoting Coruscant Guard?

My lore is fuzzy...

Here is an idea for a television show: Tie Fighter series...

Not all Disney creation are absolute shit. A lot of them are, but not all.

 

[Creep3r]

Aren't incinerator troopers another Disney creation though?

Also, aren't red color scheme's denoting Coruscant Guard?

My lore is fuzzy...

Here is an idea for a television show: Tie Fighter series. They could outright steal the plot of the video game. Just give me the Emperor's Inner Circle...

Not all Disney creation are absolute shit. A lot of them are, but not all.

Incinerator troopers first appeared like 11 years ago in the Force Unleashed multimedia project.

A Tie Fighter series would be pretty kino, but Marvel already tried making a comic book out of it and frankly I'd rather they never touch on the subject again. Especially if the series intends to be based on Marvel shit.

Death trooper are kino, fuck off!

Nuts to that. They cut my boys from EA's BFII because of those imperial Navy SEALS stand-in.

 

[Tour of Italy]

These people need to read some of the old military sci-fi that covers planetary bombardment, drop ship landings, all that good shit.

Hell, even reading Warhammer 40K stuff (SPACE MARINES!) might help them.

But I guess when your military knowledge begins and ends at "Guns bad" then you might not be able to write a believable epic about a galaxy-wide war.

And that's what they really left out. It didn't feel like a war. It felt like a tard slap-fight.

You knew the Empire had thousands of ships, dozens of star destroyers, millions of troops, hundreds of star systems under their control. You could believe that at any given second on the screen, even if the OT protagonists were drinking beer, somewhere else there was a massive battle going on that the fate of a star system hung in the balance. You knew that the troops on Hoth weren't the only troops of the Rebellion, just the main figureheads of the Rebellion leadership (Luke, Leia, Han) that were worth killing to knock out command/control and score massive PR boosts.

"Tonight, on Empire-Live, we have dramatic footage of the battlefield execution of the war-criminal Luke Skywalker, who cravenly murdered tens of thousands of honest construction workers working on the Empires planetary prosperity project...."

They mentioned that the Rebellion in ESB was getting the shit kicked out of it across most fronts, which made the loss on Hoth emblematic to the watcher of the Rebellion's successes/failure on the galatic front.

It felt like a war.

Soy Wars, on the other hand, felt like two tards having a slap fight in McDonald's over the color of the arms of the Sonic toy.

There was no weight to anything. Even in TLJ, when you find out that the pathetic amount of ships is the ENTIRE REEEEsistance fleet, you roll your eyes and wonder what the fuck these guys are even being bothered with for. And if they're too incompetent to fill the tanks on their estrogen cruisers, how are they competent enough to fight a fucking war?

Really, if you're going to write a space epic saga around a galactic war, it should have the war as a back drop to everything. Fuel prices, the condition of equipment, defeats and victories being mentioned in throwaway lines, new ship classes, the whole nine yards.

But, nope, gotta focus the entire war on MaREy Suewalker and the Janitor in a Drum.

 

[Love Machine]

Incinerator troopers first appeared like 11 years ago in the Force Unleashed multimedia project.

A Tie Fighter series would be pretty kino, but Marvel already tried making a comic book out of it and frankly I'd rather they never touch on the subject again. Especially if the series intends to be based on Marvel shit.

Nuts to that. They cut my boys from EA's BFII because of those imperial Navy SEALS stand-in.

And they are one of the best units I'm bf2, so take a suck, BITCH!!!!!!

 

[The handsome tard]

I dont want to be a cynical jerk, I consider myself a guy that wants to be proven wrong on that shit, but people are saying how The Mandalorian is great star wars and it could save it, yada yada yada...
And while I agree the Mandalorian is good (not great, its just great in comparison to everything else Disney made), if you honestly think that this is more than just giving CPR to a body that has been clinically dead for over 5 minutes...you are naive. The gesture is good and well intended but it obviously came far too late to change anything. The Mandalorian should have come out around TFA or at the latest around TLJ (so at least we would have a dessert to take the awful taste in our mouths).
Rian and Kathey were dealt with far too late. Kathey should have never NEVER gotten that extention on her contract, that was the moment I knew that this wasnt the case of simply picking the wrong person for the job, this was far far worse than I could have imagined...Kathey wasnt just incompetent, she was intentionally destructive to the fanbase and original vision of the series, Rian wasnt just the wrong director for the wrong franchise, he was a man child that was ALLOWED to officially begin the death of the franchise simply because he had the "correct" political mindset...
This, my friends, was the moment I saw I wasnt witnessing the crack in the flawed but still strong wall...I was watching the crumbling blow that would finally begin its final destruction. Star Wars could not survive in the current year, at least not under biased corrupted morally bankrupt neo capitalist/commies that ran the rat company.
I mean for fuck's sake, Disney gave the brand to EA ! No one else! And for MORE THAN A GOD DAMN DECADE! We got two god awful Battlefronts (I dont care people say 2 is decent now, like I said, even if its true, its far too late.) and ONE, just ONE actually good game from it. And dummies still believe the franchise will ever leave EA. Trust me, pals, it wont, Disney has nothing to really lose by keeping it with EA and they have only gained in the long run so there will be a renew with EA, I guara-damn-tee you. Disney is far too burocractic aand dettached for it to actually care to go into the work of cutting ties with EA and finding somewhere else and then going through the long process of making a contract that might not even pay off in the long run.

George Lucas was flawed but he was still human at the end of the day, he cared and loved for the franchise. However, years of fans mocking him and his prequels, no one in his family having the guts to step up for their old man to take the mantle and Bob Iger psychologically waving his mortality on his face ( along side with some emotional blackmail), he felt like he had no better choice. He then pointed Kathey who decided to pull a sith back stab and the rest is history...My point was, the franchise was stronger with the prequels I dare say. With Disney...fuck me, man, what we have left?

Also dont hold your breath with The Mandalorian keeping that level of quality, I sure hope it does...but its Disney so Im always keeping my expectations below zero. Star Wars did NOT belong in a fucking streaming service that will cease to exist in just around a decade Im sure. Now Disney will smell the blood money and will try to apply their politics in The Mandalorian AND any future series ("Dr Alphys series much ?! Not sure if I got her name right and I dont care enough to check)

In conclusion, lets celebrate Mandy's sucess but be aware that this wont change a thing in the long run. All the struggles and stakes eventually end back at MaRey Sue...a Palpatine that stole the name Skywalker...truly solidifying the victory...of the Palpatines. In the end, the "devil" of Star Wars won....both in and out of verse...

 

[Tour of Italy]

These people need to read some of the old military sci-fi that covers planetary bombardment, drop ship landings, all that good shit.

Hell, even reading Warhammer 40K stuff (SPACE MARINES!) might help them.

But I guess when your military knowledge begins and ends at "Guns bad" then you might not be able to write a believable epic about a galaxy-wide war.

And that's what they really left out. It didn't feel like a war. It felt like a tard slap-fight.

You knew the Empire had thousands of ships, dozens of star destroyers, millions of troops, hundreds of star systems under their control. You could believe that at any given second on the screen, even if the OT protagonists were drinking beer, somewhere else there was a massive battle going on that the fate of a star system hung in the balance. You knew that the troops on Hoth weren't the only troops of the Rebellion, just the main figureheads of the Rebellion leadership (Luke, Leia, Han) that were worth killing to knock out command/control and score massive PR boosts.

"Tonight, on Empire-Live, we have dramatic footage of the battlefield execution of the war-criminal Luke Skywalker, who cravenly murdered tens of thousands of honest construction workers working on the Empires planetary prosperity project...."

They mentioned that the Rebellion in ESB was getting the shit kicked out of it across most fronts, which made the loss on Hoth emblematic to the watcher of the Rebellion's successes/failure on the galatic front.

It felt like a war.

Soy Wars, on the other hand, felt like two tards having a slap fight in McDonald's over the color of the arms of the Sonic toy.

There was no weight to anything. Even in TLJ, when you find out that the pathetic amount of ships is the ENTIRE REEEEsistance fleet, you roll your eyes and wonder what the fuck these guys are even being bothered with for. And if they're too incompetent to fill the tanks on their estrogen cruisers, how are they competent enough to fight a fucking war?

Really, if you're going to write a space epic saga around a galactic war, it should have the war as a back drop to everything. Fuel prices, the condition of equipment, defeats and victories being mentioned in throwaway lines, new ship classes, the whole nine yards.

But, nope, gotta focus the entire war on MaREy Suewalker and the Janitor in a Drum.

Who knew that an entertainment industry infested with yuppie socialists would be totally devoid of anyone who understood how the world actually fucking works?

Turns out all of the world’s conflict can be solved by magical lady powers and believing in yourself. Who needs bullshit like leadership and organization?

In all seriousness, Disney overcorrected hard on the perceived problems people had with the prequels. This point has been talked about to death, but it’s still worth noting that they fucked up bigtime by misunderstanding people’s supposed disinterest with politics and logistics. They took it as license to ignore the very real necessity of having a grounded, believable, and relatable world. Especially for Star Wars of all fucking things, a series built on being grounded an relatable, from script to production design.

Not that anyone at Disney, king of fairy tales, ended up having even a remotely competent grasp on how the world works, much less when it wasn’t their priority. You can see them struggling to shove in a real moral but so completely fucking detached are they from reality (and from what the audience wants) that they even fucked up on delivering a satisfying morality play.

Love won the day in Return of the Jedi because a selfless hero showed compassion to a man who didn’t deserve it. Vader had the chance to destroy the Emperor because the Emperor never expected him to still be capable of love. Luke did. Good won because of strength of character, and the decisions the characters made based on virtuous ideals.

What the fuck did Rey do to save the day other than exist? What part of her character was important other than the fact she ended up being an arbitrary conduit for centuries of magical, ex machina bullshit?

Get fucked Disney.

 

[Creep3r]

And they are one of the best units I'm bf2, so take a suck, BITCH!!!!!!

Alright, alright, relax...

Now...

Are you relaxed enough to FIGHT?!

In conclusion, lets celebrate Mandy's sucess but be aware that this wont change a thing in the long run. All the struggles and stakes eventually end back at MaRey Sue...a Palpatine that stole the name Skywalker...truly solidifying the victory...of the Palpatines. In the end, the "devil" of Star Wars won....both in and out of verse...

Pretty much why I'm unable to invest myself in any Disney shit even if it proves to be okay. It all ultimately amounts to the same pile of turds. Unlike prequel shit, no matter how bad the prequels got or how many times George told me to buy Super Bombad Racing, it wouldn't change the fact that at the end of the harsh road, the greatness of the OT and SW Legacy were still there as the endgame.

 

[Love Machine]

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Alright, alright, relax...

Now...

Are you relaxed enough to FIGHT?!
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I've already one general, dark troopers are already more. Long live the death trooper!

 

[Creep3r]

I've already one general, dark troopers are already more.

Uh... okay?

But yeah, Dark Troopers are more epic than Death Troopers can ever hope to be. Glad we can agree.

 

[fishercat]

So in the nu-canon, the First order has apparently wiped out most of the galaxy, first of all how? And if there so dangerous why has the New Republic been sitting on there ass all these years as all these planets been destroyed? And how many of them are well known fan favorites.

I really don't think the people working on Star Wars really understand how big galaxies are. You can't just do that in a few decades, you just can't, not even with a whole army.

 

[Fluke]

Jesus, There are way more interesting characthers to give a show too, and they chose one worse than Jar Jar.

5 minutes. These are suggestions i tought of in 5 minutes.
Serie suggestion
Diary of the 501st - a series detaling the rise and fall of the 501st legion of clone troopers. You can get all the memberberries in from the ot and pt.
Ashoka - Get fillony to do his fanfic without having to focus on those pesky clones. Here you can have all the poltical correctnes you want by having a black wamen playing ashoka and for crying out loud have her die at the end fillony.
Kenobi - Focus either on the novel on what happend after rofts or before the clone wars.
Yodas last apprenince. - Have a series detaling the rise and fall of Dooku, focusing on how flawed the republic is.
Not Imortal - Darth plegius and his adventures on Naboo
The rule of 2 - Darth bane

EVERYTHING THE OLD REPUBLIC

 

[Love Machine]

Uh... okay?
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But yeah, Dark Troopers are more epic than Death Troopers can ever hope to be. Glad we can agree.

I've. Had enough to drink. I meant to say. They are NO MORE. Because you're talking about a fan fic stormtrooper.

 

[Creep3r]

I've. Had enough to drink. I meant to say. They are NO MORE. Because you're talking about a fan fic stormtrooper.

Stop drinking, you're showing too much of your consoomer power level. Also Disney shit is literally more expensive fanfiction full of Chinese-tier knockoffs that even shits on the OT. Also Disney garbage brought back Dark Troopers, you drunk nut.

 

[Cemila Mandes]

I don't know if this has been posted yet, but it's a theater of new trilogy fans (?) getting really mad at the ending. the girl who tweeted it clarified later it was a private screening after she was called rude.
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I was surprised to not see Ben in that scene. If you're going to rip off RotJ, go all the way or you end up with stuff that doesn't make sense.

 

[Love Machine]

Stop drinking, you're showing too much of your consoomer power level. Also Disney shit is literally more expensive fanfiction full of Chinese-tier knockoffs that even shits on the OT. Also Disney garbage brought back Dark Troopers, you drunk nut.

Brought back to be the death troopers bitch. Imagine being so shit that your group is replaced by droids.

 

[Neet Tokusatsu]

Just watched the last episode of Mandalorian...

Spoiler

And i knew what it would be about since the title

Fucking IG-11 stole the show, showing Mando he can protect the baby and sacrificing himself to do so, making Mando finally change his mind about him, good action, good comedy, good use of previous characters, Mando finally gets his jetpack, but kind of a bummer both IG-11 and Kuiil are fucking dead, i mean, yeah you need some character's deaths in order to keep that somewhat serious tone this space western wants to have, i just hope Mando's allies getting killed doesn't become a trend (like it did with Kenshiro in Hokuto No Ken 2), because poor bastard doesn't have many friends to being with, let's see what happens in season 2 next year