TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

Well now Spoony has a choice on who's couch he wants to lay on all day because of his sadbrains- his parents or Warthog's. My prediction is he'll go back home for a while but his Evil Republican family will be so unbearably Evil and Republican that'll he'll go running to her after she's proven to be worth his time by continuously patting his ass for a few weeks.
 
Jeez, $389 a month is still higher than I expected. How has he not been kicked off Patreon yet?

Why would he be kicked off Patreon? I'm sure Patreon would like it if he was still making (them) more money, but something is better than nothing. They probably get a $20 cut off his orbiters every month in exchange for doing nothing but letting his account exist.

They have not, do not and never will give a shit about whether someone actually fulfills their patreon goals because they get paid anyway by people dumb enough to also not care.
 
Aaaaaaaaaaaand he's completely back to normal.

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All he is now is a miserable fuck who fucks miserably all day. Well, I suppose not anymore.
Spoony has never fucked all day, miserably or otherwise. Maybe in his prime he could manage fifteen minutes, provided his woman let him chain her to a pipe in the basement and love her his way.

His way involves a lot of tears (from him) and her telling him it's okay and he's a smart handsome boy who did nothing wrong.
 
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Spoony has never fucked all day, miserably or otherwise. Maybe in his prime he could manage fifteen minutes, provided his woman let him chain her to a pipe in the basement and love her his way.

His way involves a lot of tears (from him) and her telling him it's okay and he's a smart handsome boy who did nothing wrong.

Spoony was, and always will be, a narcissist.

The deception of Noah Antwiler is not that he keeps returning to his shitposting addiction, but that people keep feeding him what he wants.

Yes, he wants that sympathy because it feeds his ego. Because it's all he's got left.

He knows he's a titanic piece of shit, and now that April's gone, he gets no dopamine hit from dismissing her, or having her shovel the walk. Of course he would interact with a damaged female fan because she's just feeding his addiction. Normal people hit rock bottom when they lose their job, significant other, house, and/or dog, but Spoony *might* hit rock bottom when someone finally takes away his cell phone, or when he loses internet access. Even when people trash on him, he derives a small amount of righteous indignation from blocking them and telling them off. He tweets about Trump because it fuels his superiority complex and delusions of grandeur. Even when he ran a red light and smashed up his car, with three witnesses seeing it happen, he still stuck to his story and "didn't know what to say" when called out on it. Showing up to court is to fight for his house, or working a regular job with the plebs is beneath his dignity. The world just can't understand his pure genius, which is why it should keep paying him to do nothing.

Spoony is an ego junkie. He'll start sucking dick under an overpass not to buy food or booze, but so he can get a disposable cell phone to *tell* people he had to suck dick to buy a disposable cell phone.

Fucking faggot.
 
Well now Spoony has a choice on who's couch he wants to lay on all day because of his sadbrains- his parents or Warthog's. My prediction is he'll go back home for a while but his Evil Republican family will be so unbearably Evil and Republican that'll he'll go running to her after she's proven to be worth his time by continuously patting his ass for a few weeks.
But he can get "free" healthcare if he goes with her since she's in Canada.
 
You jest, but...

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She's as sad-brained as Spoony and orbits him hardcore. From what I can see she didn't pay much attention to him until he replied to her posting an old picture of them at a con and she got sucked in.
If she expects him to care about her PTSD, she's in for a surprise. There's no way he is able to offer his partners any kind of emotional support at this point. And that tweet about April is something else. How dare she not want to waste her life babysitting a guy who doesn't even show any gratitude for it? (let alone offer anything a normal person would want from a relationship?)

I kinda hope Rachel gets what she wants. I wonder how long would it take her to realize that her approach won't do shit, either.
 
Spoony is an ego junkie. He'll start sucking dick under an overpass not to buy food or booze, but so he can get a disposable cell phone to *tell* people he had to suck dick to buy a disposable cell phone.

Fucking faggot.

April must be counting her blessings that she blocked and his stupid enablers. Otherwise her twitter feed would be full of Spoony's "I HAD TO SUCK DICK [AND I MEAN SUCK DICK. I EVEN HAD TO SWALLOW LIKE A CHEAP WHORE] JUST TO GET PHONE CREDIT JUST SO I CAN TWEET YOU THAT I HAD TO SUCK DICK TO GET PHONE CREDIT. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. BABY, PLEASE TAKE ME BACK? I'LL CHANGE. I MEAN IT THIS TIME.!"

But he can get "free" healthcare if he goes with her since she's in Canada.

He'll find some excuse to avoid getting help with his issues even there.
 
Spoony will burn whatever support system he acquires to the ground.

Its what he does.

I mean $5000 a month on Patreon, girlfriend, nice home, and all he had to do was fulfill his promises (or not make outrageous promises in the first place) and continue to produce content. If he can't ride that gravy train to a stable living, then he's just destined for failure.
 
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Spoony will burn whatever support system he acquires to the ground.

Its what he does.

I mean $5000 a month on Patreon, girlfriend, nice home, and all he had to do was fulfill his promises (or not make outrageous promises in the first place) and continue to produce content. If he can't ride that gravy train to a stable living, then he's just destined for failure.

I said it before in this thread but he could have amended the "Spoony Movie" goal and make it into a miniseries of reviews. Just like Jontron's Starcade series.
 
Worth mentioning that the pity party has turned a small profit for Noah. He's gained an extra $30~ in Patreon pledges since his meltdown kicked off in early December.

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I don’t get it... I just don’t... Who the fuck? Imagine being paid to be a spergy cunt on Twitter. I don’t know who’s worse at this point; the cows or the people who feed them.
 
Who the fuck?
I'm guessing it's Little Miss Wart-face digging into what little income she has left out of pity.
What a wonderful contribution to the "geek community" Spoony's become, giving depressed fans panic attacks and souring everyone's mood on Christmas (except ours!).
He was right, he'd fit right in with Wil Wheaton and Felicia Day, and sadly that's not sarcastic.
 
I'm guessing it's Little Miss Wart-face digging into what little income she has left out of pity.
What a wonderful contribution to the "geek community" Spoony's become, giving depressed fans panic attacks and souring everyone's mood on Christmas (except ours!).
He was right, he'd fit right in with Wil Wheaton and Felicia Day, and sadly that's not sarcastic.

Spoony would've wasted any opportunity to work with more successful, mainstream peers. He was never talented, educated or experienced enough to fit in with professional entertainers and his attitude has always been so shitty that he would've quickly torched any goodwill he earned. Worst of all though he can't handle not having all the power, which he wouldn't as a junior role in a serious creative project.

But I'm sure he tells himself that it'd all have worked out if only he'd been given a shot on Geek & Sundry or Fallon.

E:

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I mean he must've done a good job since it was one of the few insults that riled him up enough to reply to.
 
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One may call Spoony a swindler, a thief, immature, a failure, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat.
But call the woman who "deceived" him a"broad" and you will be astonished at how he recoils.
With based chivalry like that it's only a matter of time before April comes crawling back.
 
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