Spoony has never fucked all day, miserably or otherwise. Maybe in his prime he could manage fifteen minutes, provided his woman let him chain her to a pipe in the basement and love her his way.
His way involves a lot of tears (from him) and her telling him it's okay and he's a smart handsome boy who did nothing wrong.
Spoony was, and always will be, a narcissist.
The deception of Noah Antwiler is not that he keeps returning to his shitposting addiction, but that people keep feeding him what he wants.
Yes, he wants that sympathy because it feeds his ego. Because it's all he's got left.
He knows he's a titanic piece of shit, and now that April's gone, he gets no dopamine hit from dismissing her, or having her shovel the walk. Of course he would interact with a damaged female fan because she's just feeding his addiction. Normal people hit rock bottom when they lose their job, significant other, house, and/or dog, but Spoony *might* hit rock bottom when someone finally takes away his cell phone, or when he loses internet access. Even when people trash on him, he derives a small amount of righteous indignation from blocking them and telling them off. He tweets about Trump because it fuels his superiority complex and delusions of grandeur. Even when he ran a red light and smashed up his car, with three witnesses seeing it happen, he still stuck to his story and "didn't know what to say" when called out on it. Showing up to court is to fight for his house, or working a regular job with the plebs is beneath his dignity. The world just can't understand his pure genius, which is why it should keep paying him to do nothing.
Spoony is an ego junkie. He'll start sucking dick under an overpass not to buy food or booze, but so he can get a disposable cell phone to *tell* people he had to suck dick to buy a disposable cell phone.
Fucking faggot.
