Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

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So she didn't even come up with the name Mermaid Queen or Mermaid Kingdom on her own, then. LOL. No wonder she wants people to give her ideas all the time. She doesn't have one creative bone in her body. She's a poseur.

 

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Okay, enough of that. @ADHD I agree that Jude is buying followers.

Apparently she has 10.5K followers now. If she had 10.3K yesterday, that’s an increase of 200 followers in the span of less than 24 hours. To me, Jude doesn’t have near the popularity on her other social media to gain 200 followers in less than a day.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Your GFM money hard at work, if she still has some of it left.

 

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In case any Kiwis have a shortage of Jude selfies.

Jude, your disorder is eating too much and not moving around enough. Restricting calories would actually be healthy for you. Stop appropriating an ED in order to justify staying fat.

Jude, you need more personality and creativity to get there. You rely too much on your viewers to make watchable content, and not enough on yourself. Stop getting people to spoon feed you ideas.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Ah fuck, it's the return of ass-crack tongue. Thanks, Jude. I didn't want my appetite right now.

At the very least, I'm happy she's typing 'stream' instead of 'strim.' That made me twitch in barely contained rage because it's dumb as fuck.

All in all, I wonder how many of these new followers will show up in her stream. I'm willing to bet 'none' because purchased followers don't do shit other than inflate SM numbers.

 

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Okay, enough of that. @ADHD I agree that Jude is buying followers.
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Apparently she has 10.5K followers now. If she had 10.3K yesterday, that’s an increase of 200 followers in the span of less than 24 hours. To me, Jude doesn’t have near the popularity on her other social media to gain 200 followers in less than a day.

She's totally buying them. The problem is that she will have to keep on buying them to stay above 10K. If she's lucky, being above 10K means they will push her more which might lead to real followers (don't know if that is how it works). If not, she'll lose her perks if she dips back below 10K, so she'll have no choice but keep paying for followers.

And the more people who see her, the more disagreement she is going to encounter. Should be fun to see how many people she ends up blocking. I also suspect that she'll encounter other activists who will want to school/nitpick her. She'll never be able to handle it. The PTSD this will trigger should be entertaining.

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In case any Kiwis have a shortage of Jude selfies.
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Jude, your disorder is eating too much and not moving around enough. Restricting calories would actually be healthy for you. Stop appropriating an ED in order to justify staying fat.
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Jude, you need more personality and creativity to get there. You rely too much on your viewers to make watchable content, and not enough on yourself. Stop getting people to spoon feed you ideas.

I'm sick of seeing her tongue. It does look like an ass crack. I don't know why her tongue is shaped like that, but I wouldn't show it off if I were her. It looks defective.

She does not have a restrictive eating disorder. She probably tried a crazy fad diet once and maybe got lightheaded and so she thinks that is what a restrictive eating disorder is. No, it is not. Also, eating crap food and not getting enough nutrients may be considered "disordered eating", but it is not a restrictive eating disorder. Just because you refuse to eat vegetables does not mean you are restricting. It means your diet sucks.

I really want to slap her when she implies that she is a recovering anorexic. Show me the anorexic photos, Jude. You've probably been fat since you were a kid. If Mom tried to limit your food to get you to lose weight -- that doesn't mean you were starved. It's so insensitive to appropriate the suffering of actual eating disorder victims to pretend to champion FA simply because you are too lazy and love food too much to lose weight. Plus, anorexia takes a ton of self control -- there's no way you could be anorexic even if you wanted to. You don't have the self-control to pull it off.

 

[nenko]

I would honestly be more sympathetic if she came out and said she had a binge eating disorder, she tries to come off as if she endangered her life not eating enough when she has enough blubber to survive winter.

 

[ADHD]

For posterity, here's her last 30 days from Social Blade. She had a gain of 331 followers on Dec 11, followed by 71 on Dec 12 and 56 on Dec 13, then her gains went back to normal. Does anyone know what would have given her that bump? That's too few followers to have been purchased, right?

At the very least, I'm happy she's typing 'stream' instead of 'strim.' That made me twitch in barely contained rage because it's dumb as fuck.

You might not want to get your hopes on up on that just yet.

I would honestly be more sympathetic if she came out and said she had a binge eating disorder, she tries to come off as if she endangered her life not eating enough when she has enough blubber to survive winter.

I dunno, that didn't work out so well for Amberlynn when she's claimed to have it, and she's at least twice the size of Jude.

 

[Deezy]

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Haha, but of course. High blood glucose? Increased LDL and cholesterol? No problem lol, just chalk it up to ED recovery. As long as you keep these medical factoids vague and palatable, these dumb fatties will eat it up. Heh.

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I’m merely a lab wench by trade but I think you’re not supposed to... recover from anorexia by getting super fat.

 

[Furiosa]

MOTI inc..I commend anyone who can sit through her "strims" she's so insufferable and can't engage with people to save her fucking life ..I'll take smuglynn over Jude anyday.

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

Haha, but of course. High blood glucose? Increased LDL and cholesterol? No problem lol, just chalk it up to ED recovery. As long as you keep these medical factoids vague and palatable, these dumb fatties will eat it up. Heh.

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I’m merely a lab wench by trade but I think you’re not supposed to... recover from anorexia by getting super fat.

These fatties always forget that, recovering from any ED is about getting to a healthy weight. Eating yourself into morbid obesity, is just as bad as starving yourself to a low BMI.

 

[Furiosa]

lol just clicked on the stream again..this bitch has the nerve to get tilted at her father for playing music/drums in HIS apartment. Such a toxic environment...poor Jude.

 

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[XenomorphThot]

It makes me laugh so hard that she talks like some bigass name streamer, but her audience is like what... 10 people? A bunch of which are likely kiwis watching for the milk.

 

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Jude, this whole “I aM sO GaY” shtick is getting really old. Being gay isn’t edgy anymore when everyone and their mother claims to be “queer” now.

 

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Jude, this whole “I aM sO GaY” shtick is getting really old. Being gay isn’t edgy anymore when everyone and their mother claims to be “queer” now.

The more Jude does this, the more sure I am that she has a giant poster of Jake Paul on her ceiling and cries while she wistfully imagines him kissing her forehead and having a big wedding.

 

[JuniperFalls]

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So just freaking do it already. Jude's output is like Waiting for Godot from Godot's perspective: "Stay tuned, I am about to produce some content! ... [time passes] ... Content forthcoming! Anybody have suggestions what they'd like me to do?... [time passes]... If I could get more followers, I could produce so much more content! Lots of content! ... [time passes]... Also I need money so I can produce content without financial worries weighing me down. Sign up for my Patreon, where I promise you will get to see content!" ... [enough time passes for Jude to grow another chin]... I plan to start producing content soon. Does anyone have any suggestions what they think I ought to do?...."

 

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Subscribe to Jude everyone!

I forgot this gem:

Jude, your identities don’t make you more qualified either. Frankly, you rely too much on others for your creativity. Believe it or not, the opportunities aren’t coming to you because you’re a “non binary femme latinx fat witch”, it’s because you are choosing to go into fields you have no business being in. You don’t have the work ethic, smarts, or creativity to do the photography/writing/streaming career. You need to be more realistic. That doesn’t mean you have to stop these things, but you need more perspective. There are plenty of people with typical jobs that do creative work better than you. You’re welcome to prove me wrong, but until I see genuinely good work come from you, I won’t take your goals seriously.

 

[Umaibae]

928 followers in one day??

 

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