We started 2019 with
The "EAITING" Pyramid & the
Do 1 Productive thing pyramid
Diets tried and each ended with a binge and/or hospital visit/illness:
- January: The water fast broken by 'healthy pizza', grape and medium fast diets and demonizing 'western' medicine and ignoring the people who have had cysts or had ED treatment. Narrator: They grew and her theory apparently was a major fail.
11 Day Journey Clip Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGu8IcF2TfE&feature=youtu.be
- OMAD
- Intuitive Eating
- Keto
- Fruitarian
- plant based (veganism)
- Professionally laid out customized balanced eating plan with moderate carbs and normal portion sizes with workbook for a 7 year old to comprehend
- I can lose weight and do mukbangs if I count calories (but too much work to weigh portions and count calories)
- Fast food and take out only because I'm going to have surgery and lasting into my incision isn't healing diet
2019 Rebranding:
- Foodie Beauty> Chantal Marie> Foodie Beauty> Big Beautiful Me> Foodie Beauty and
- twice as many attempts of shitty intros including the one with the auburn hair 'wig' and Tonetta.
- Ms Nightmare and other "what is this channel" alternatives that didn't last a week
- March gave us "Pizza Queen to Lean Machine" banner
Favorite Supportive roles:
- Mega sized Double packs of Salad Dressing from Costco (I'll give one to Rina and ration the rest while filling up a small bowl)
- Buster, Mom's dog who looks at Chantal with human-like facial disdain
- The introduction of the infamous blue car food tray
- Everything but the Bagel seasoning because ARL,
- Instagram follows and posts to indicate her next phase and bovine love and related trips to the petting zoo
- disabling comments and deleting Community posts in classic chimp outs (of course)
- Plethora of Prescriptions and her inability to take them as directed or routinely and her taking herself off Lexapro before a full 6-8 weeks then cycling hard from the immediate withdrawal
- Chub E Walrus as favorite troll
- Karatejoe for his outta control banhammering to the point Chantal had to moderate the mod
- Starbucks coffee and eggbites are okay because it's not fast food. Oh, and we learn it's not fast food if it takes over an hour to be delivered and if the food is authentic and 'homemade' in a commercial kitchen in a restaurant.
- Gravy and dips. Drinking gravy like it was juice and she has an addiction to dips - even during her summer of trying to eat at home, she got the guac cups. She must have a dip for some fucked up reason.
- Pink Binge Pajamas.
- Gray plaid workout pants
Favorite Video moments:
- Park Pathway Pee with Peetz
- Eating Pizza in the car in attempt to get avocado toast telling us how the doctor said to avoid trigger food like pizza and not to eat in the car
- Mid - Live Stream moment where she goes to shit in Pizza Pizza
- The choking on the spicy noodles
- Aerobics videos - gif gold!
- Her frustration during the grocery store trip with Peetz in wanting to start a fruitarian diet and realizing the fruit in the store isn't ready to eat ripe, so I'll throw it back dismissively
- Eating the entire three meals from Hello Fresh plus bag Cheetos plus half the strawberry cake in which her tongue was already pink from eating the first half of it and the weird need to smell it midway (also in January - she went through like 4 cycles in January alone)
- I'm leaving YouTube- several times. Best was the one was the video with the peace emoji after the poll, then returns fully masked with makeup with the rebranding
- The pantry cleaning
- Eating mall Chinese food with Peetz having KFC in which her angle from the side shows she has no chin or jawline in her 4 chins and looks like a cartoon character
- The attempt to being a travel food blog and drove an hour to food tourism location to just eat poutine in her car alone.
- Ableism (and her parroting Peetz as indicated with her asking 'did I say that right? and the YewTube drama of it with ARL and Zach)
- Announcing WLS during an early morning McD's breakfast for 4 people a 180 from her previously being against it because she can naturally cure her eating and weight issues
- Cookbang featuring salmon, frequent hand washing and drying on her pants on her ass, and shirt randomly rolling up
Unanswered questions and mysteries that are rhetorical:
- what does she really weigh now?
- What happened to the wine that was intended for the chili, but Bibi doesn't like wine in chili (perhaps because wine is not used in chili regardless if he likes it or not) and didn't have an opener for the pink wig cheese fiasco?
- what happened to the two other meals from her last meal kit?
- What happened to the salmon?
- How long has she been having middle of the night meals? Seems she regularly eats from 1:00 to 6:00 AM in the morning which is not normal - why does she do it?
- will we see heavily medicated Zombie Chantal again? While she was boring that was probably the closest to her having normalish eating habits we've seen on Youtube.
- Can she possibly cycle more in January 2020 than she did in 2019?
And stopping here. Too much to go through 1,000 pages of threads and connection is timing out. But one thing in going through them, January 2019 was only 31 days but she was all over the place and had signs back then of high blood pressure.
