Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

low-t is having a pretty serious meltdown in the tranny mental illness thread. The whole thing is a pathetic shit show. Getting eaten alive by his own troons.

LowtaxNov 16, 1999
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The Shortest Path posted:
Please get an admin that actually does, and allow them to do their job.
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Okay, they can post in this thread then because I legit came here to have an honest discussion and that turned into fuck all hell, so I'll wish that admin good luck and I'll leave this thread.

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whatinthefck said:
low-t is having a pretty serious meltdown in the tranny mental illness thread. The whole thing is a pathetic shit show. Getting eaten alive by his own troons.

LowtaxNov 16, 1999
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The Shortest Path posted:

Okay, they can post in this thread then because I legit came here to have an honest discussion and that turned into fuck all hell, so I'll wish that admin good luck and I'll leave this thread.

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He hasn't reappeared since he flounced from the thread last night and it's pissing them off because they wanted all the promised changes (and especially the mass bannings) implemented now, now, now.
 
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Yikes, Lowtax doesn't understand. They don't want to start their own community. They have no culture and cannot exist on their own, they require a host community to leech the life from like a parasite. Force everyone to conform to their standards or be banned. It's not your forum anymore Lowtax, it's theirs, no they don't want their own, they want to destroy and rebuild your community in their image.

When it all comes crashing down they'll blame you for not doing enough, no matter what do you it wont be enough. Every time you give into their demands you destroy what you had, and then they tell you it wasn't good enough.
 
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Ghostse said:
"Looks like there was a mixup with the paper work,and your gender reassignment surgery has turned you into a roided out power lifter with two dicks."
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Cue every fucking SOCOM ball sweat huffing snake eater crashing through every window, door, the ceiling, out of the closets, out from under the fax and copy machines all waving their SRS paperwork.

Although it would be hilarious watching troons try to navigate a medical system like the VA for their SRS.

"We're sorry, but your gender dysphoria was not caused by any action or inaction by the US government."
"Sorry, but there's no record of you in our files."
"Your doctor just went on a 3 month paid vacation."
"We bumped your surgery so we could all get drunk."
"We bumped your surgery because that CEO's daughter needs a mole removed."
"We used photoshop to remove your penis and add a vagina. All better now."
"We changed your appointment to 2 hours ago. Because you missed your appointment you have to inprocess next month before you can be seen."
"LOL, no."
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
Isn’t that what he did for the coloreds? Gave them their own separate but equal forum?
Richard, you can’t contain the troons now. They are the forum. Now open wide and swallow all of the girl jizz.
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The Troon forum he proposed would be invite only, so of course they responded with accusations that he was trying to force them back in the closet.
 
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CrunkLord420 said:
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Yikes, Lowtax doesn't understand. They don't want to start their own community. They have no culture and cannot exist on their own, they require a host community to leech the life from like a parasite. Force everyone to conform to their standards or be banned. It's not your forum anymore Lowtax, it's theirs, no they don't want their own, they want to destroy and rebuild your community in their image.

When it all comes crashing down they'll blame you for not doing enough, no matter what do you it wont be enough. Every time you give into their demands you destroy what you had, and then they tell you it wasn't good enough.
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I think what he's saying there is "I know you assholes are all in a secret discord group that Koalas March can't shut the fuck up about, why can't you just stay there?"
 
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I wanted to say he has just a dark eye color, but...I legitimately cannot tell where pupil ends and iris begins.

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I will give Lowtax credit, though. He does pull off "somehow weirder-looking Ron Perlman" pretty well.
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A sign of opiate withdrawal is dilated pupils. Might be why he suddenly got motivated to make some new content to see how much fast cash he could grub up playing video games.


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Gaming Garbage YT channel just posted this pic with the caption "not all heroes wear capes."
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LOL what a thot. Lowtax is using decade plus old photo when he weighed 80 lbs less, just like a middle aged fat woman on FB using a photo of her at 25 when she was a size 6.

Anyone think this is what Logan wants him to look like, instead of the fat, sloppy bum on the shitter with a jewfro making bad jokes?

Wonder if Logan is still pining for him? If so a BPD chick like her is either demanding he come back to UT or get her ass to KS now. Maybe Lowtax needs the extra cash because on top of everything else he’s got to appease Mormon BPD girlfriend.


whatinthefck said:
low-t is having a pretty serious meltdown in the tranny mental illness thread. The whole thing is a pathetic shit show. Getting eaten alive by his own troons.

LowtaxNov 16, 1999
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The Shortest Path posted:

Okay, they can post in this thread then because I legit came here to have an honest discussion and that turned into fuck all hell, so I'll wish that admin good luck and I'll leave this thread.

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I guess those Troons showed Lowtax he was right about how totally sane and reasonable they are. Acted like real adults that can come to a compromise that the entire community can live with, instead of each one demanding their individual version of a political purity test and that everyone adhere to the Troon group think of the day or face immediate permaban.
 
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Although it would be hilarious watching troons try to navigate a medical system like the VA for their SRS.
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They constantly claim their PTSD from people disagreeing with them on the Internet is as bad as anything war veterans suffer, so we should just declare them veterans and make them use the VA.

Shrekking Crew said:
Jesus christ Lowtax, have some fucking dignity man.

You're letting men in dresses tell you how to run your own fucking (admittedly shitty) forums.
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He richly deserves this and he was warned for years. He made the bed of dicks, now he can sleep on it.
 
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Yikes, Lowtax doesn't understand. They don't want to start their own community. They have no culture and cannot exist on their own, they require a host community to leech the life from like a parasite. Force everyone to conform to their standards or be banned. It's not your forum anymore Lowtax, it's theirs, no they don't want their own, they want to destroy and rebuild your community in their image.

When it all comes crashing down they'll blame you for not doing enough, no matter what do you it wont be enough. Every time you give into their demands you destroy what you had, and then they tell you it wasn't good enough.
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I was wondering for awhile why the troons won't just abandon SA and start their own forum elsewhere, and I realized something about them. There's a particular trait common to both trannies and furries, that makes them want to maintain a presence in larger communities and shit them up:

Trannies love to persuade/bully other people into being trannies.

That's why they won't just leave SA. They need fresh fodder to subsist on. When you choose to build your entire identity around a lie, there's a tiny corner of your conscience that keeps reminding you that you're living a lie -- that what you're doing is wrong, and that you're destroying yourself. Furries, especially the most fucked up and suicidal furries in my observation, will shout their identity from the rooftops to quiet those doubts. Others will try to recruit, focusing particularly on the young and the vulnerable. I've had many conversations with furries in which they bragged about how "I convinced my friend to try being a furry, now he's running around in a fursuit at conventions collecting stds like happy meal toys :3 hehe."

Trannies do this too. If you have doubts about whether you're actually a pretty pretty princess trapped in a fat male autist's body, convince your friends to troon out and bask in their validation. That euphoria won't last forever, so do it again, and again. Put "gender advisors" in colleges and then in grade schools, whose sole job is to convince college students and then literal children to troon out. The cult needs fresh bodies to sustain itself, especially since the half-life of any trans community is so fucking short due to the constant suicides.

As long as there are cis people on Something Awful, the troons won't leave it alone, because any cis person they can bring themselves into contact with is potential prey. bring back pogroms
 
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Letting trannies bully him on SA was always the endgame when he started taking a hands off approach to running the forum all those years ago. If he stands up to the trannies, it’s the end of his Patreon because all of those overpaid “software engineers” who contribute the majority of the funds will yank their contributions if a hair on Troonhilda Von Shaft’s head gets harmed. He pissed away all his other revenue streams. These broken freaks now run SA and will drive what little is left into the ground.

Merry Christmas, Richard! There’s still time to neck yourself, which is better than getting bossed by men in dresses. Your kids already hate you so it’s not like you need to be around for them anyway.
 
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