Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

Once you've been here long enough, the thread-derailing speculations do get pretty goddamn old, to the point where some of it had to be broken off into its own thread so the rest of us don't have to read endless versions of it repeating over and over and over again. I can understand a knee-jerk "STOP IT SHUT UP" reaction after a while.
 
From Eric’s vlog 🐽
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If anyone ever needed visual confirmation of her T Rex arms, this would be it. Because of the gigantic upper arms, we get a little optical illusion going on of her elbows bending the wrong way, too (bonus!). And is that her left leg behind that purse/satchel/whatever the fuck that is on the floor? Holy hell.
 
I just watched his Vlogmas Day 28 video - I see her glass meal prep containers are sitting on the kitchen counter - empty. Yeah, lots of meal prep going on there. He mentions she & Becky spent Friday at her family's, (parents?), doing their Christmas celebration & that of course means... lots of food. Olive Garden was on the menu yesterday; that's where she wanted to go for her birthday. No bean soup or other homemade stuff for her! I can't wrap my brain around her upper arm in that shot. Too bizarre.
 
I did some lazy googling and it seems the nearest Olive Garden is in Richmond*, which is practically in Lexington, they might as well go to Lexington at that point. I wonder why she didn't want Cheesecake Factory. Maybe because Destiny & Dana live in Berea IIRC, which is close to Richmond and AL wanted them there and they didn't want to drive to Lexington. That's probably it.

*The fag shack is actually equidistant to another Olive Garden location in Tennessee, but they never venture into that state for some reason which seems dumb to me. Nashville would open up so much more stuff for them to do.
 
I did some lazy googling and it seems the nearest Olive Garden is in Richmond*, which is practically in Lexington, they might as well go to Lexington at that point. I wonder why she didn't want Cheesecake Factory. Maybe because Destiny & Dana live in Berea IIRC, which is close to Richmond and AL wanted them there and they didn't want to drive to Lexington. That's probably it.

*The fag shack is actually equidistant to another Olive Garden location in Tennessee, but they never venture into that state for some reason which seems dumb to me. Nashville would open up so much more stuff for them to do.

They might have to walk around or something. Horrors.
 
*The fag shack is actually equidistant to another Olive Garden location in Tennessee, but they never venture into that state for some reason which seems dumb to me. Nashville would open up so much more stuff for them to do.

Unlike KY, where failure to use a seatbelt is a secondary offense, in Tennessee it is a primary offense so they could be pulled over for the sole reason that Amber isn't buckled up. The ticket is only $10 for a first offense and $20 for a second offense so the fines would be nothing to Big Al, but getting pulled over would delay her shoveling food into her gaping maw and we've seen how she acts when her food gratification is delayed.
 
The bottom part of her right leg is worse & if you look carefully, her upper left leg is looking much worse as well. I like how she puts her hand on her 'hip'; it sinks in a few inches & I can't for the life of me figure out the anatomy.

I wonder which laayyg got the cellulitis (if it was in fact in her leg and not her fupa fold or something more embarrassing she didn't want to share). I just checked the diagnosis video and she doesn't specify which leg had cellulitis. But in the video she tells her bullshit "bent baby toe" story and the timeline of when she says that happened actually matches up with when she fell on the concrete steps, and in the video where that happened she says she hurt her toe and her shin while motioning toward her left leg. So, here in Eric's vid that's the laayyg further from the camera.

I can see her not wanting to admit she got cellulitis from scrapes resulting from falling because that's admitting she got seriously ill from a fat fumbles incident. Additionally, I find it hard to believe the she never mentioned the baby toe thing in the two months since it happened, as empty as her life is that would have been something she'd talk/whine about.
 
I wonder which laayyg got the cellulitis (if it was in fact in her leg and not her fupa fold or something more embarrassing she didn't want to share). I just checked the diagnosis video and she doesn't specify which leg had cellulitis. But in the video she tells her bullshit "bent baby toe" story and the timeline of when she says that happened actually matches up with when she fell on the concrete steps, and in the video where that happened she says she hurt her toe and her shin while motioning toward her left leg. So, here in Eric's vid that's the laayyg further from the camera.

I can see her not wanting to admit she got cellulitis from scrapes resulting from falling because that's admitting she got seriously ill from a fat fumbles incident. Additionally, I find it hard to believe the she never mentioned the baby toe thing in the two months since it happened, as empty as her life is that would have been something she'd talk/whine about.
I personally don't believe Amber's cellulitis story, or at least that she got it from stubbing her toe. I think its a re-telling of 2016 video I ALMOST DIED, where she recounts getting cellulitis from... you guessed it... stubbing her toe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ocIxNhxacw&t=924s (Sorry I don't know, how to post vids yet, time stamp is 9:00)
 
Oh my God her layyg. It's worse than it was over summer. It's worse.

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"I'm loseeeeen weight, you guise. I promise."

Only if you plan to have both legs chopped off and that shelf ass trimmed down, plus a whole lot of lipo.

That is a seriously disturbing image right there. If you look at your laayyyygg and it liiiidurally looks like the Michelin mascot, and your shirts that are dresses keep getting caught on your shelf ass, you would (if you were just a regular person) get yourself in gear to address the issue. And before anyone starts with the body dysmorphia stuff: I don't believe that. She knows what she looks like. She just doesn't care enough about it to do something - anything - to change it.
 
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