Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[fuckass]

When IX comes out on digital, someone needs to make an edit at the end where it fades into Anakin laying in bed, implying it was all a dream.

 

[AnOminous]

When IX comes out on digital, someone needs to make an edit at the end where it fades into Anakin laying in bed, implying it was all a dream.

Child Anakin staring into a snow globe and he's an autistic child in an institution.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I'd like to point out that I and all my nerd lady friends not only love baby Yoda and the Mando himself, but we all love Cara Dune and the Mandalorian Armorer (did you see what she did to those stormtroopers?). Not one of us cares about Rey. Also for shits I watched a few nerd reaction channels and all the male nerds really liked Cara and the Armorer too - what was that about nerds not liking strong female characters?

Because they aren't really stronk wahmen you see.

Back in 1982 a review of Conan the Barbarian (an excellent film, btw, and not just for the memes about crushing your enemies and woe trees and the Basil Poledouris soundtrack but for the cinematography as well) the character of Valeria was panned by proto SJW reviewers for basically being one of the boys but with long blonde hair and awesome bewbs. I believe that when the first Chesty Archaeologist games came out in the mid 1990s, Lara Croft was panned as well for the same reasons by the same people.

No, to these people stronk wahmen are people like Rose Fucking Tico and Rey, who... who do what exactly? Have the plot thrust upon them? Gain new powers as the plot demands? Subvert expectations for their own sake?

 

[Jaimas]

Disney Suffered $2.22 Billion Loss From Its Lucasfilm Purchase?

The Practical Economics blog has recently posted an article about Disney’s finances with regards to the Star Wars franchise. He starts off the piece with noting some notables: One of the Pro…

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I've always been led to believe that Disney never made their investment back on the Lucasfilm purchase. Now I have a number.

So those of you who said I was wrong about Disney losing money on their purchase I can officially now respond with this:

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I'm joking tards calm down

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

So as a means of washing the stench of episode 9 from my body I’m rewatching raiders of the lost ark (confession time I’ve only seen the Indiana Jones movies once).

 

[Matthew216]

Aren't incinerator troopers another Disney creation though?

Also, aren't red color scheme's denoting Coruscant Guard?

My lore is fuzzy...

Here is an idea for a television show: Tie Fighter series. They could outright steal the plot of the video game. Just give me the Emperor's Inner Circle...

 

[Marissa Moira]

It's going to track well over 1 billion, Disney is going to tie in Disney+ numbers because subscribers apparently get to watch TROS on the service around the time when the blu-rays and DVDs hit. Which means Disney gets to say all these people signed up for Disney+ because of STAHWAHS.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Because they aren't really stronk wahmen you see.

Back in 1982 a review of Conan the Barbarian (an excellent film, btw, and not just for the memes about crushing your enemies and woe trees and the Basil Poledouris soundtrack but for the cinematography as well) the character of Valeria was panned by proto SJW reviewers for basically being one of the boys but with long blonde hair and awesome bewbs. I believe that when the first Chesty Archaeologist games came out in the mid 1990s, Lara Croft was panned as well for the same reasons by the same people.

No, to these people stronk wahmen are people like Rose Fucking Tico and Rey, who... who do what exactly? Have the plot thrust upon them? Gain new powers as the plot demands? Subvert expectations for their own sake?

Most importantly, a female character can't be a strong woman while also being attractive and desirable or sexy. It is no coincidence that Rey wears those robes that cover her entire body and that she's flat as a board. It's no coincidence that Rose Tico looks like a burlap sack full of onions. The only female character that was wearing something tighter than a burka was... Holdo.

To feminists, being sexy is the ultimate sin, since it supposedly objectifies women. Being nice is to bend the knee and subjugate womanself to the patriarchy.
You can't be nice and a feminist, you have to be an abrasive, outright psychotic cunt - or else you're just a self-hating woman that has internalized misogyny.

And I can't help but think that this is the kind of logic of petty, ugly, fat women, that are jealous and that know they can't compete with certain other women when it comes to looks and they sure as fuck can't compete in terms of character, so they want to drag everyone down to their miserable level.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Here’s another stupid hot take from MovieBob.

EDIT: Also, are people canceling Disney+ now that Mandalorian Season 1 is over?

 

[Shield Breaker]

Most importantly, a female character can't be a strong woman while also being attractive and desirable or sexy. It is no coincidence that Rey wears those robes that cover her entire body and that she's flat as a board. It's no coincidence that Rose Tico looks like a burlap sack full of onions. The only female character that was wearing something tighter than a burka was... Holdo.

To feminists, being sexy is the ultimate sin, since it supposedly objetifies women. Being nice is to bend the knee and subjugete womanself to the patriarchy.
You can't be nice and a feminist, you have to be an abrasive, outright psychotic cunt - or else you're just a self-hating woman that has internalized misogyny.

And I can't help but think that this is the kind of logic of petty, ugly, fat women, that are jealous and that know they can't compete with certain other women when it comes to looks and they sure as fuck can't compete in terms of character, so they want to drag everyone down to their miserable level.

They have never felt sexy in their lives, and are too lazy to put in the effort to do so. Therefore, looking good and being attractive only benefits men in their minds.

 

[Poe-Shen Zcela]

When IX comes out on digital, someone needs to make an edit at the end where it fades into Anakin laying in bed, implying it was all a dream.

Easy. Just add that nightmare filter to where Rey does the Iron Man line and blasts Palpatine, then have Anakin wake up in a cold sweat in Padme's suite on Coruscant, from Episode III.

Anakin is so bewildered by the nightmare that he eventually just makes up that his wife dies in childbirth to explain away his emotional state.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Here’s another stupid hot take from MovieBob.
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EDIT: Also, are people canceling Disney+ now that Mandalorian Season 1 is over?

Jeez, what a faggot.

His best defense for why it doesn't matter that the ST is crap is to state that Star Wars was always crap.
"Nobody's backstory makes sense". Let's play a little game: Whose backstory did not make sense in the OT? Whose backstory did not make sense in the PT, for fuck's sake?
The PT might have badly written backstories and that akward "virgin birth" nonsense from Shmi, but they make sense, unless I am forgetting something here.

No backstory in PT or OT is on the level of the autistic tug-of-war that is Rey's parentage of "Her parents are super important! -No they aren't! -Yes they are!"

Also, I hope that Disney+ Subs now sink notably after Mando is out.

 

[Vault Boy]

Here’s another stupid hot take from MovieBob.
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Oh, you just gotta love it when people try to tear the old movies down to try to make the new ones look better than they are.

Go back to fantasizing about exterminating the Midwest with Mario, lard ass. You're no where near as clever as you think.

 

[Poe-Shen Zcela]

Jeez, what a faggot.

His best defense for why it doesn't matter that the ST is crap is to state that Star Wars was always crap.
"Nobody's backstory makes sense". Let's play a little game: Whose backstory did not make sense in the OT? Whose backstory did not make sense in the PT, for fuck's sake?
The PT might have badly written backstories and that akward "virgin birth" nonsense from Shmi, but they make sense, unless I am forgetting something here.

No backstory in PT or OT is on the level of the autistic tug-of-war that is Rey's parentage of "Her parents are super importan! -No they aren't! -Yes they are!"

It's the same last-ditch doublethink excuse everytime.

Sonic was always shit.

Star Wars was always shit.

Your favorite thing was always shit.

Well then why do you care so much? Do you eat shit?

 

[verissimus]

Spoiler: Lando rant.

No reason to make Lando a hermit. None. Less effort to just have him show up without acknowledging anything (clearly he isn't considered one of the "real" OT cast). Lends credence to the theory that the OT character assassination was by design. I don't want to believe it, but the Lando thing tells me *someone* at Disney is going the extra mile; it's possible that person or people (being uncreative) think being an outcast or pariah is the end of the world. They literally spent more effort breaking down/regressing OT characters than they did establishing/developing ST ones. The main villain's motivation and background are contradicted by different source of authorized, official lore; but make sure we throw in that Lando failed and ran away, because everyone else did.

No reason for that detail. Same damn cameo if he showed up, taking time off his duties as Mayor of Sci-Fi City in Place Other Than Clouds, or just retired "someplace else/nice/away." But they took time and effort to make sure we knew that Lando lives like a failure, hiding in squalor like the other heroes. Goddamn it.

That doesn't explain Solo (well besides the "pansexual" crap), but that movie bombed...so yeah.

 

[Creep3r]

I'd like to point out that I and all my nerd lady friends not only love baby Yoda and the Mando himself, but we all love Cara Dune and the Mandalorian Armorer (did you see what she did to those stormtroopers?). Not one of us cares about Rey. Also for shits I watched a few nerd reaction channels and all the male nerds really liked Cara and the Armorer too - what was that about nerds not liking strong female characters?

Mandalorian shit is also the only thing Disney has produced that's actually resulted in the creation of high quality memes. No other crap Disney's produced has resulted in dank memes of this quality, numbers or reception, not even that forced TR8-T0R shit from a few years ago.

And even though it references sequel garbage, its the only piece of Disney media to regularly use and adapt stuff from old canon respectfully without actively shitting on it or wokeifying it for Current Year standards (that might change with Season 2 now that Iger and Kennedy know shit's popular).

Example:
Disney's woke Nu-New Republic and Insignia established after Disney's Battle of Endor.

Old canon and the Mandalorian's New Republic insignia.

Too bad the show had to be bogged down by sequel references at times and that season 2 or a possible season 3 will likely shit the bed now that its popular thanks to corporate and PR meddling, but it was inevitable.

No reason to make Lando a hermit. None. Less effort to just have him show up without acknowledging anything (clearly he isn't considered one of the "real" OT cast). Lends credence to the theory that the OT character assassination was by design. I don't want to believe it, but the Lando thing tells me *someone* at Disney is going the extra mile; it's possible that person or people (being uncreative) think being an outcast or pariah is the end of the world. They literally spent more effort breaking down/regressing OT characters than they did establishing/developing ST ones. The main villain's motivation and background are contradicted by different source of authorized, official lore; but make sure we throw in that Lando failed and ran away, because everyone else did.

No reason for that detail. Same damn cameo if he showed up, taking time off his duties as Mayor of Sci-Fi City in Place Other Than Clouds, or just retired "someplace else/nice/away." But they took time and effort to make sure we knew that Lando lives like a failure, hiding in squalor like the other heroes. Goddamn it.

Exactly. From the get-go it was clear they just wanted to shit on the OT as much as possible to make the Disney OCs and films look better. Disney was nothing but a shameful slap in the face to the whole damn franchise. Made all the more shameful by their treatment of Lando and changing everything about him from making like getting pegged to even changing his fucking name and history. They even replaced his old friendly droid companion with some Current Year stand-in that he's actually fucking.

Jeez, what a faggot.

His best defense for why it doesn't matter that the ST is crap is to state that Star Wars was always crap.
"Nobody's backstory makes sense". Let's play a little game: Whose backstory did not make sense in the OT? Whose backstory did not make sense in the PT, for fuck's sake?
The PT might have badly written backstories and that akward "virgin birth" nonsense from Shmi, but they make sense, unless I am forgetting something here.

No backstory in PT or OT is on the level of the autistic tug-of-war that is Rey's parentage of "Her parents are super importan! -No they aren't! -Yes they are!"

Also, I hope that Disney+ Subs now sink notably after Mando is out.

Bob best represents the current Disney/TFA defense arguments perfectly.

 

[HandsomeDan]

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WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH HIS FACE?
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Its like Disney really is trying to go out of its way to make the ugliest and most fucked up versions of old aliens imaginable. I've talked about this fat fuck before in the thread as being a donut steal version of a Nikto, but I didn't think he could get so ugly.
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I guess the TLJ commentary was right. Kennedy just wanted a carny freakshow for the background characters.

Why is working on the Tantive IV even a possibility. That ship was heavily damaged and captured by the imperials. It was either destroyed or kept as a war prize. Actually it was a very sensitive situation with the senate and would have been hidden.

Please dont tell me the resistance has this ship in Plan 9.

Every nu alien you show is more dumber, uglier, cheaper or freakish than the last. None of these look like anything that would actually live in the galaxy. Terrible designs.

 

[verissimus]

What MovieBlob and his diabetes riddled brain don't understand is that back in the day, this sort of serialization simply did not exist. 'Blockbuster Sequels' were extremely nascent in 1977 and basically didn't have a competently composed formula until basically 20-30 years later. Fuck, movie universes were scattershot and nobody ever even attempted them besides Kevin Fiegie who basically ran his studio like the fucking military in order for it to succeed.

You still had things like James Bond, Godzilla, and the Dirty Harry Movies way back when, but in general, yes franchises were the exception not the rule back then.

 

[Creep3r]

Why is working on the Tantive IV even a possibility. That ship was heavily damaged and captured by the imperials. It was either destroyed or kept as a war prize. Actually it was a very sensitive situation with the senate and would have been hidden.

Please dont tell me the resistance has this ship in Plan 9.

Every nu alien you show is more dumber, uglier, cheaper or freakish than the last. None of these look like anything that would actually live in the galaxy. Terrible designs.

They do actually. The Corellian corvette seen in the movie is the Tantive IV and its treated as some kind of legendary ship that's on par with the Falcon in achievements and is treated as Leia's personal and only ship for 40 years despite that this blasted consular ship was destroyed and its crew except Leia killed after the Empire got it in both pre-Disney and post-Disney canons.

 

[verissimus]

...ffs Bob is an obnoxious contrarian pos shill. If Star War "was never good and/or it's too difficult to map out sequels" than wtf would a multi-billion dollar corporation buy the franchise for 4 billion dollars? How has this dumbass not been more thoroughly maligned than Mundane Matt for his sheer childish smugness?