Manosphere Fonduman / mooooo - (he shits up our loveshy threads)

[Conrix]

Eh, for me there's a distinction between pity and sympathy, and I certainly don't sympathize. Marijan's views are so bugfuck bizarre even by loveshy standards, but this guy's brand of self-loathing sexism is, unfortunately, more mainstream, and so ends up just being depressingly....I don't know, human.
Don't worry though, if history is any indication he'll keep posting more and more extreme stuff and I'll lose any pity I had for him.

So right now he's somewhere between Diet Holden and garden variety loveshy, but he'll grow some odd views that will certainly make him more alien. It's kinda like the Big Bads of the Final Fantasy series, where they start off humanoid and typical looking by that universe's standards then take on more bizarre forms, except their worldviews mutate to be wholly incompatible with society. Even Marijan was just some typical lonely faggot until he decided to try and fuck his mom.

 

[Saney]

So right now he's somewhere between Diet Holden and garden variety loveshy, but he'll grow some odd views that will certainly make him more alien. It's kinda like the Big Bads of the Final Fantasy series, where they start off humanoid and typical looking by that universe's standards then take on more bizarre forms, except their worldviews mutate to be wholly incompatible with society. Even Marijan was just some typical lonely faggot until he decided to try and fuck his mom.

Similarly, you could compare Loveshies to the stages of mutation that William Birkin goes through.

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Say this is the average Loveshy poster, Marjan would probably be more like...

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Now, where do you think Fonduman would fit on this scale?

 

[Cuck Norris]

Similarly, you could compare Loveshies to the stages of mutation that William Birkin goes through.

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Say this is the average Loveshy poster, Marjan would probably be more like...

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Now, where do you think Fonduman would fit on this scale?

Spoiler: Here

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

Similarly, you could compare Loveshies to the stages of mutation that William Birkin goes through.

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Say this is the average Loveshy poster, Marjan would probably be more like...

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Now, where do you think Fonduman would fit on this scale?

 

[Conrix]

Now, where do you think Fonduman would fit on this scale?

The first one, with a tentacle coming out of somewhere.

 

[Cuck Norris]

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THAT'S Marijan.

 

[Atsimuel]

Similarly, you could compare Loveshies to the stages of mutation that William Birkin goes through.

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I wish there was, like, a positive autistic rating I could give you guys.

 

[For The Internet]

Similarly, you could compare Loveshies to the stages of mutation that William Birkin goes through.

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Say this is the average Loveshy poster, Marjan would probably be more like...

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Now, where do you think Fonduman would fit on this scale?

I love you so much for comparing loveshies to William Birkin. Like, so much.

PS: Not sure about Moo, but there's no question Marijan is end stage Birkin:

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[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I wish there was, like, a positive autistic rating I could give you guys.

Seconded. I fucking love you guys.

Back to the matter at hand, what the hell is it with loveshys? I went through the whole "awww friendzoned" faze in high school too, but I thought (in my blissful ignorance) that it was something you grow out of when you become an adult. You know, the whole "awkward angst-ridden teenager to well-adjusted adult" thing people are supposed to do as they get older?
I guess they skipped that second bit.

 

[Atsimuel]

Now in David Cronenburg flavour;

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[For The Internet]

From now on, loveshies are rated on the Birkin Scale of Loveshy Mutation. It is canon.

 

[Atsimuel]

THAT'S Marijan.

Spoiler: Rape Ape in action.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Spoiler: Rape Ape in action.

Don't be silly.
Pyramid Head got some.

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

Okay guys, close down the internet. This is officially the best thread ever.

 

[For The Internet]

Don't be silly.
Pyramid Head got some.

I don't know, I think PH might be a loveshy. He's big on rape, has no issue beating his sex partners and also

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kills himself in the end

. Sounds pretty legit to me.

 

[Atsimuel]

Don't be silly.
Pyramid Head got some.

He also had the decency to

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kill him/it/themselves at the end

I'm thinking either Fuckbot or Nick Bate are

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[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I don't know, I think PH might be a loveshy. He's big on rape, has no issue beating his sex partners and also kills himself in the end. Sounds pretty legit to me.

Meaning he actually does it.
Meanwhile, Marjan will impotently rage on the internet until meth or an anger-induced stroke kills him. What he won't do is leave the house.
One of the things I've noticed about loveshys is they spend an enormous amount of time talking about what they're going to do, want to do, and wish they could do. However, they never seem to actually do much of anything at all. They just keep griping, because that's what makes them loveshys: a compulsion to merely talk in situations that require action. They never make a move on a girl, they just "be nice". They don't kiss her, they just keep staring at her like an idiot. Eventually, she gets bored and moves on with her life. They don't. Rinse, lather, and repeat. 20 years later? You have a bitter, lonely asshole who blogs all day.
This is the loveshy life cycle.

 

[For The Internet]

Meaning he actually does it.
Meanwhile, Marjan will impotently rage on the internet until meth or an anger-induced stroke kills him. What he won't do is leave the house.
One of the things I've noticed about loveshys is they spend an enormous amount of time talking about what they're going to do, want to do, and wish they could do. However, they never seem to actually do much of anything at all. They just keep griping, because that's what makes them loveshys: a compulsion to merely talk in situations that require action. They never make a move on a girl, they just "be nice". They don't kiss her, they just keep staring at her like an idiot. Eventually, she gets bored and moves on with her life. They don't. Rinse, lather, and repeat. 20 years later? You have a bitter, lonely asshole who blogs all day.
This is the loveshy life cycle.

Well, he's slowly killing himself via high blood pressure and impotent rage. Maybe that sort of counts?

It's true, though. They sit there playing the victim (and ironically charge women with doing exactly that) and wanting a woman to approach them while being a greasy neckbeard douche with literally nothing to offer but rage and narcissism. Then they're like, 'women are whore bitches, how could they not want a nice non-rapist like me?'

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

Well, he's slowly killing himself via high blood pressure and impotent rage. Maybe that sort of counts?

It's true, though. They sit there playing the victim (and ironically charge women with doing exactly that) and wanting a woman to approach them while being a greasy neckbeard douche with literally nothing to offer but rage and narcissism. Then they're like, 'women are whore bitches, how could they not want a nice non-rapist like me?'

Yup, they complain that women don't respect how nice they are while missing that that other guy is nice AND works eighty hours a week. Or that guy is nice AND can write a sonnet. Or third example guy is nice AND can cook a decent meal. Nice isn't something to brag about, it should be a state of being.

Unless you're nice and an eldrich abomination from beyond the stars, Laaaaadies.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Well, he's slowly killing himself via high blood pressure and impotent rage. Maybe that sort of counts?

It's true, though. They sit there playing the victim (and ironically charge women with doing exactly that) and wanting a woman to approach them while being a greasy neckbeard douche with literally nothing to offer but rage and narcissism. Then they're like, 'women are whore bitches, how could they not want a nice non-rapist like me?'

Makes sense. Self-improvement is hard. Bitching about how "it's HER fault, not mine!" is not.
Heaven forbid they get jobs, move out of mommy's house, work out, and stop waiting for women to approach them...