Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Ghostse]

Also finished rewatching the Prequels. Episode II could've been so much better if Anakin didn't sound like he was trying to quote Shakespeare. I'm not convinced that Anakin had nobody to talk to other than Obi-Wan. No other fellow Padawans?

So you're saying it fails the Darth Bechdel test?

And yet she's still Lando's son daughter according to this dictionary, so that makes Lando hitting on her all the more awkward because he probably fucking knows.

Lando IS pansexual after all.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH HIS FACE?
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Its like Disney really is trying to go out of its way to make the ugliest and most fucked up versions of old aliens imaginable. I've talked about this fat fuck before in the thread as being a donut steal version of a Nikto, but I didn't think he could get so ugly.
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I guess the TLJ commentary was right. Kennedy just wanted a carny freakshow for the background characters.

So hold on here. I'll give them a slide on the Millenium Falcon. But the Tantive IV? So the jedi & Luke have been completely erased from memory, but the corvette that the empire somehow didn't scrap to blame the boarding on pirates or a reactor failure, totes famous.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

So hold on here. I'll give them a slide on the Millenium Falcon. But the Tantive IV? So the jedi & Luke have been completely erased from memory, but the corvette that the empire somehow didn't scrap to blame the boarding on pirates or a reactor failure, totes famous.

At this rate, we can expect some character in the next Star Wars novel going into great detail about the entire serving history of this random mouse droid:

And then, the very next moment, go "Darth Vader? Never heard of that guy, did he serve on the same ship as Mouse Droid CR4P-P3R?"

Disney canon is weird. People don't know the existence of the guy who pretty much single handedly destroyed a death star, defeated Darth Vader and the Emperor... but a random spaceship that carried Leia once, that's super famous.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Lol. Read this shade at Disney when their merger with Fox and all their other shit this year got ignored for the Viacom/CBS merger.

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[Notgoodwithusernames]

They do actually. The Corellian corvette seen in the movie is the Tantive IV and its treated as some kind of legendary ship that's on par with the Falcon in achievements and is treated as Leia's personal and only ship for 40 years despite that this blasted consular ship was destroyed and its crew except Leia killed after the Empire got it in both pre-Disney and post-Disney canons.

Good job story group good fucking job

 

[Doctor of Autism]

You know, both the PT and ST have a problem with how they need supplementary material to explain things the movies don't explain (like how the Chancellor was kidnapped in Episode III...or just about everything in the ST)

but there is a difference that puts the PT superior to the ST

The PT's supplementary material was an animated film by Genndy Tartakovsky that is entertaining and feels like a bonus movie that can be enjoyed. Even without it, the stuff that is not explained in Episode III aren't too glaring to take you out of the movie.

The ST on the other hand heavily relies on books and comics to explain stuff in the movie that are glaring issues and are required to understand things, and even with them the books and comics are really boring along with still being stupid explanations like why the Resistance doesn't have more power than the Space Nazi's.

 

[Shield Breaker]

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No one likes Rose Tico, Disney.


Also

r/saltierthancrait - Reylos have discovered that the ending of TROS was rushed out with reused footage from a different scene due to massive late rewrites.

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[Reverend]

I would destroy the pillars of heaven and break down the walls of Jericho for this to be a real thing:

 

[verissimus]

I would destroy the pillars of heaven and break down the walls of Jericho for this to be a real thing:

Personally I prefer this unreleased version : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agcc7w8YmHo

 

[not william stenchever]

Quality meme

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

It's no coincidence that Rose Tico looks like a burlap sack full of onions.

As others have said, it's a shame since Kelly is cute. Hopefully she has a new agent after this.

 

[Tsusaba109]

Disney shills really pushed the idea that the movie is gaining on TLJ at the box office they're gonna have a week full of
damage control and cognitive dissonance.

Rogue One eleventh day : 26 mil
The Last Jedi eleventh day: 27.5 mil
Rise of Skywalker eleventh day (estimated) 14.5 million.

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

but a random spaceship that carried Leia once, that's super famous.

Yeah, I thought it was weird that the Falcon is considered a legendary ship in TFA, when it was always presented as a space jalopy in the OT.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Yeah, I thought it was weird that the Falcon is considered a legendary ship in TFA, when it was always presented as a space jalopy in the OT.

In fairness, it did take part in both of the death star battles..and got the killing blow on The second, a game of telephone over 20 years of rebels telling about the Falcon could from "Took a pot shot against Darth Vader" to "Got into a Dog Fight with Darth Vader and won."

 

[Poe-Shen Zcela]

So you're saying it fails the Darth Bechdel test?

Not necessarily. I figured he had enough people to talk to during his 10 years on Coruscant to not be as awkward around Padme, but considering dating and attachment is frowned upon in the Jedi Order & she's an old crush, it made sense for Anakin to struggle with communicating with her. Especially when she treats him like "the boy she met on Tatooine" or as a mere Padawan. I dunno. I'm not sure if there was a better way to direct Anakin to achieve what George wanted.

In fairness, it did take part in both of the death star battles..and got the killing blow on The second, a game of telephone over 20 years of rebels telling about the Falcon could from "Took a pot shot against Darth Vader" to "Got into a Dog Fight with Darth Vader and won."

All the more reason to not keep using that ship in active duty. If you want to carry out missions and all that, better to use a new, less recognizable ship.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

All the more reason to not keep using that ship in active duty

It wasn't till Rey Rey Binks found it was it?

 

[Gar For Archer]

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As others have said, it's a shame since Kelly is cute. Hopefully she has a new agent after this.

Haha what the fuck, how is that even the same person? It’s crazy how big a difference hair and clothes can make.

 

[Tookie]

Not necessarily. I figured he had enough people to talk to during his 10 years on Coruscant to not be as awkward around Padme, but considering dating and attachment is frowned upon in the Jedi Order & she's an old crush, it made sense for Anakin to struggle with communicating with her. Especially when she treats him like "the boy she met on Tatooine" or as a mere Padawan. I dunno. I'm not sure if there was a better way to direct Anakin to achieve what George wanted.

So many problems with the prequels could have been fixed with more logical age choices for the characters.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I was sad when they punched it. Poor baby

Knowing Pedro apparently isn't in the suit all the time makes it weird to me. How much is stunts I wonder.

Also Ming Na is totally coming back with a vengeance. But that's not why I bring it up.
She crocheted a Baby Yoda!

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

It’s crazy how big a difference hair and clothes can make.

KK probably told Ruin to make her frumpy in TLJ to make sure her self-insert, bland, parent group approved Mary Sue wouldn't get mogged by a side character with bigger tits.

 

[Cyril Sneer]

Speaking of The Mandalorian, another interesting detail from "Redemption": The degree of heat necessary to shape Beskar is so high that it will instantly liquify Stormtrooper armor and anyone wearing it.