Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Vault Boy]

The TLJ dictionary and two other guides say she kills creatures called Chromo Mites for her hair dye and in a comic I posted in this thread she killed a reptile/carnivorous-plant hybrid (I don't give enough of a shit to remember some Disney plant's name) and used its blood. In the comic its revealed that she becomes hostile and irrationally angry if she doesn't get her hair dyed a different color at least once a day and will do anything to make sure it gets dyed. Also she's really fucking useless and does literally nothing except bitch about the Empire/FO and hang out with Leia or talk about Leia. The comic then tries to force the reader to accept that she's useful when a bunch of troopers invade the ship and she's somehow able to whack them single-handedly, then her crew (who previously hated her) now love her unconditionally.
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And this is the character Disney wants to force us to accept as Leia's best friend and potential crush (at least on Holdo's part for now)...

Ah, so on top of being a first class bitch, she's also psychotic enough to kill animals just to fucking dye her hair.

Truly excellent leadership material, how could anyone possibly doubt her ability to command a fleet?

 

[Poe-Shen Zcela]

One month ago:

Lucasfilm Doesn't Think George Lucas Will Ever Return To Star Wars

Kathleen Kennedy doubts that Star Wars creator George Lucas would ever be interested in returning to the franchise in an official capacity.

wegotthiscovered.com

One day ago:

Lucasfilm Reportedly Wants George Lucas To Return And Oversee Star Wars

According to sources close to We Got This Covered, Lucasfilm is in talks with George Lucas to have him return to the Star Wars franchise.

wegotthiscovered.com

Happy New Year, Kiwis.

 

[God of Nothing]

One month ago:

Lucasfilm Doesn't Think George Lucas Will Ever Return To Star Wars

Kathleen Kennedy doubts that Star Wars creator George Lucas would ever be interested in returning to the franchise in an official capacity.

wegotthiscovered.com

One day ago:

Lucasfilm Reportedly Wants George Lucas To Return And Oversee Star Wars

According to sources close to We Got This Covered, Lucasfilm is in talks with George Lucas to have him return to the Star Wars franchise.

wegotthiscovered.com

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Happy New Year, Kiwis.

Inevitable SW Universe snapping when? We need this NuEU Thanos'd as soon as possible.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

TL;DW: Empire won the People's Choice award for best movie in the 80s.

It’s the best film of 1980 besides The Shining and Raging Bull.

 

[Creep3r]

So as I was saying earlier about L337, Lando's Landonis's lover... Lucasfilm has confirmed that she is "alive", is the Falcon and was the one talking to 3PO, and along with that, the Rise of Skywalker plot hole filler book claims her ideals and beliefs live on in other droids who she inspired, particularly this one who carries her will.

The book says she is called AL1-L3 (the L3 being in "honor" to L337) and that she "built herself". To be frank this 3PO knockoff at least looks more feminine and less likely to cut your dick off then the walking pile of knives that L337 was who just looked like a fucked up R2-unit.

Seriously, Disney-Lucasfilm in their endless idiocy want us to believe Lando Landonis could actually fuck this rusty and sharp pile of shredded metal while suffering no injury? What the fuck were they thinking? People often like to believe Lord and Miller only made her for the movie as a parody of SJWs before Kennedy and Howard turned her into a serious character, but quite frankly the only way that could've worked is if she was only meant to appear in the droid fight scene, because honestly having such an obnoxious character pal around with Lando is as insulting as everything else the Kasdans retconned about Lando Landonis.

To make L337 even weirder, the movie and the the tie-in guide for the film both imply that L337 is Vuffi Raa, Lando's old droid sidekick from the old EU (the guide even says Vuffi is one of her many names), which makes their relationship even more disturbing since Vuffi Raa and Lando had a sort of mentor/apprentice or father/son relationship of sorts and Vuffi Raa himself was a highly advanced droid who was basically an artificial infant in terms of origins, purpose, his naive view of things and desire to learn.

......................................

So now Disney has Lando Landonis fucking his little buddy who apparently robo-trooned out and now Plan 9 ends with him hitting on his daughter who used to be his son... I'm detecting a fucked up pattern here.

One month ago:

Lucasfilm Doesn't Think George Lucas Will Ever Return To Star Wars

Kathleen Kennedy doubts that Star Wars creator George Lucas would ever be interested in returning to the franchise in an official capacity.

wegotthiscovered.com

One day ago:

Lucasfilm Reportedly Wants George Lucas To Return And Oversee Star Wars

According to sources close to We Got This Covered, Lucasfilm is in talks with George Lucas to have him return to the Star Wars franchise.

wegotthiscovered.com

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Happy New Year, Kiwis.

What a fucking shameless shitshow Disney-Lucasfilm has turned out to be that they need to go crawling back to George of all people after pushing him, Arndt and all the old guard away after TFA and Rebels. The whole reason people even supported Disney at first was because they thought they couldn't possibly do a worse job than Lucas and yet look how that turned out. Disney truly is a fucking mess of ruined possibilities. 8 years that could've been spent producing good shit and instead they spent it destroying one of the world's largest IPs and dividing and remolding one of the world's largest fan groups to the point of being unrecognizable and all for the sake of manipulation and personal beliefs.

 

[PseudoScrooge]

One month ago:

Lucasfilm Doesn't Think George Lucas Will Ever Return To Star Wars

Kathleen Kennedy doubts that Star Wars creator George Lucas would ever be interested in returning to the franchise in an official capacity.

wegotthiscovered.com

One day ago:

Lucasfilm Reportedly Wants George Lucas To Return And Oversee Star Wars

According to sources close to We Got This Covered, Lucasfilm is in talks with George Lucas to have him return to the Star Wars franchise.

wegotthiscovered.com

There never was a "Lucas Cut" !

Of course they want him back. They've made a bloody mess of the entire franchise. They think it would automatically repair the relationship with the fans...that they destroyed.

Lucas doesn't owe them a damned thing. Hopefully they ask him, and he calls them "white slavers" again.

 

[The Fresh Maker]

Apparently this idiot actually ranked The Rise Of Skywalker AND The Force Awakens higher than RoTJ and the prequels.

 

[ZMOT]

At that point, the worst thing about Star Wars was the Prequels, Holiday Special/Special Editions excluded. You had the media and then the internet-born geekosphere hating on it so much that it became cool to hate it. Little did anyone realize at the time just how bad it could really get, and how unfair and overly negative their backlash towards it was.

it's always unfair and full of hyperbole, but offset by the blind fanbois. I agree the whole TPM hate was kinda overblown and more a teaser of things to come in the 2010's, but still.. lucas probably got quite a bit positive feedback to some aspects, and if he hadn't figured out by then who to listen to and whose opinion to value, without the hate he would just have crawled up further his own ass - with he same outcome of star wars going to shit.

Imagine being the kind of a whimpy, wet blanket faggot that considers a "laying pipe" joke pretty crass as far as jokes go.

you should've seen the meltdown when someone gifted some atheist's daughter a bible for christmas as school.
by now I firmly believe re-tardera is a social experiment.

 

[Ruin]

Hayden did nothing wrong. The script called for an angry awkward young man and holy shit did he deliver.

 

[Jub-Jub]

Rise of Skywalker On Track for Worst Chinese Box Office in Star Wars History

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker is officially a box office flop in China.

www.cbr.com

After opening to $2.2 million last week, the film brought in another $2 million over the past weekend. It is now projected to earn just $19.7 million over its theatrical run in the Middle Kingdom.

Here's some recent higher grossing movies in China taken from the r/boxoffice thread:

• Terminator: Dark Fate - $50,113,227
• Dark Phoenix - $46,584,573
• Men in Black: International - $44,002,602
• Escape Room - $33,980,703
• Gemini Man - $32,971,501

It’s the best film of 1980 besides The Shining and Raging Bull.

IIRC those films could fit the everyone hated __ film in year narrative much better than empire. The Shining had very a polarizing reception and found itself to be a cult classic and eventual media darling in later years while Raging Bull was lauded by critics but didn't meet box office success at the time.

 

[Vault Boy]

So as I was saying earlier about L337, Lando's Landonis's lover... Lucasfilm has confirmed that she is "alive", is the Falcon and was the one talking to 3PO, and along with that, the Rise of Skywalker plot hole filler book claims her ideals and beliefs live on in other droids who she inspired, particularly this one who carries her will.

The book says she is called AL1-L3 (the L3 being in "honor" to L337) and that she "built herself". To be frank this 3PO knockoff at least looks more feminine and less likely to cut your dick off then the walking pile of knives that L337 was who just looked like a fucked up R2-unit.

Seriously, Disney-Lucasfilm in their endless idiocy want us to believe Lando Landonis could actually fuck this rusty and sharp pile of shredded metal while suffering no injury? What the fuck were they thinking? People often like to believe Lord and Miller only made her for the movie as a parody of SJWs before Kennedy and Howard turned her into a serious character, but quite frankly the only way that could've worked is if she was only meant to appear in the droid fight scene, because honestly having such an obnoxious character pal around with Lando is as insulting as everything else the Kasdans retconned about Lando Landonis.

To make L337 even weirder, the movie and the the tie-in guide for the film both imply that L337 is Vuffi Raa, Lando's old droid sidekick from the old EU (the guide even says Vuffi is one of her many names), which makes their relationship even more disturbing since Vuffi Raa and Lando had a sort of mentor/apprentice or father/son relationship of sorts and Vuffi Raa himself was a highly advanced droid who was basically an artificial infant in terms of origins, purpose, his naive view of things and desire to learn.

......................................

So now Disney has Lando Landonis fucking his little buddy who apparently robo-trooned out and now Plan 9 ends with him hitting on his daughter who used to be his son... I'm detecting a fucked up pattern here.

Right then, ship these defective robots to Raxus Prime to melt down to scrap, and maybe throw in a BDZ just to be sure.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Hayden did nothing wrong. The script called for an angry awkward young man and holy shit did he deliver.

He also tried to give a more grounded performance but Lucas demanded he be more emotional.

Hayden's actually a pretty damn good actor. I saw him in another movie, Shattered Glass, where he portrayed the journalist Stephen Glass, and holy shit he got the real Glass' mannerisms down to a T. It was uncanny.

Hayden got the short end of the stick and he deserves way more credit as an actor.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Hayden did nothing wrong. The script called for an angry awkward young man and holy shit did he deliver.

He fiiiiine as fuck now..........which is a far cry from "love won't save you padme, only my new powers can"
Also is it just me or did he have a slight habit of delivering his lines a little weird? Like he was talking with clenched teeth sometimes and put on what sounded like a Canadian attempt at mimicking an upper crust accent?

Also is he close with SLJ, Ewan, and Natalie at all?

Re: on holdo
Honestly its cool that Holdo is a childhood friend of Leia who's from a wonder woman esque planet full of hippies who dyed her hair a lot, is into science, yet still has feminine traits and can giggle and gossip about shit with Leia.....who can prove herself by ultimately sacrificing her life to save others. Laura Dern would be perfect for that shit

The problem is that Disney and associated parties fucked it up so much that she comes off as a possibly psychotic cunt who "isn't like other girls" because oooh leadership and science....

 

[Cyril Sneer]

ALL THE FEELS!

Twitter

 

[Saxxon]

Happy new year guys, here for a 2020 where Star Wars goes back to being good.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

ALL THE FEELS!

Twitter

Omfg that's adorable

Didn't George Lucas son play a character in one of the films? I remember hearing his acting was bad.

In regards to Mandolorian, I only knew pedro Pascal from narcos and Thrones but he has an extensive list of credits: Buffy, Undressed, Touched by an Angel, NYPD Blue, etc.

 

[Poe-Shen Zcela]

Re: on holdo
Honestly its cool that Holdo is a childhood friend of Leia who's from a wonder woman esque planet full of hippies who dyed her hair a lot, is into science, yet still has feminine traits and can giggle and gossip about shit with Leia.....who can prove herself by ultimately sacrificing her life to save others. Laura Dern would be perfect for that shit

The problem is that Disney and associated parties fucked it up so much that she comes off as a possibly psychotic cunt who "isn't like other girls" because oooh leadership and science....

In a perfect world, Laura Dern would have played Winter Celchu instead of Amilyn Holdo:

But this is not a perfect world...

"I never forget anything."​

―Winter Celchu, to Admiral Gial Ackbar​

Winter Celchu, the only child of Sheltay Retrac, was raised as a sister and companion to Princess Leia Organa during the dark years of the reign of the Galactic Empire. Like her adopted sister, Winter became a pivotal player in the Galactic Civil War, serving in various roles, most notably as a spy. As an operative of Alliance Intelligence, she served the Rebel Alliance and later the New Republic. Her holographic and audiographic memory gave her a special advantage in piecing together confusing situations or even simply computing data. She was often attached to Rogue Squadron as an intelligence officer, though sometimes under false identities.

Winter also served a vital role as Leia Organa's best friend, aide and confidante. She had special relationships with Leia's children Jaina, Jacen, and Anakin Solo, whom she raised during their first years of life. She had a long romance with Tycho Celchu, from whom she was often separated by war, but the couple would eventually marry. She was also known to be a close personal friend of Admiral Ackbar.

Behind the scenes

Winter was created by author Timothy Zahn for the early 1990s Thrawn Trilogy. There, and in many subsequent Expanded Universe novels, Winter's purpose is to serve in capacities normally filled by Leia when Leia is otherwise occupied due to plot or continuity concerns. She also functions as a foil for the more excitable Leia.

So Holdo is a super shitty donut steel of Winter, and the Thrawn trilogy is the true sequel trilogy.

Didn't George Lucas son play a character in one of the films? I remember hearing his acting was bad.

Here's some deep lore on that:

Jett Lucas (born February 7, 1993) is the adopted son of George Lucas. He has cameos in both Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith as a young Jedi Padawan named Zett Jukassa. According to his sister Katie, as a young boy, Jett inspired the name of the Gungan species.[1] Jett is credited as an intern in the video game Star Wars: The Force Unleashed. In the Star Wars: The Clone Wars TV series, the character Ion Papanoida is based on him.

Zett Jukassa is a tuckerization of his name, and the name Jett inspired the last name of Dexter Jettster.

He's the kid who killed/wounded some clone troopers before one of them gunned him down in front of Bail Organa:

By the way, the article on tuckerizations looks like an interesting coffee read.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

In a perfect world, Laura Dern would have played Winter Celchu instead of Amilyn Holdo:

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Winter Celchu

Winter Celchu, the only child of Sheltay Retrac, was raised as a sister and companion to Princess Leia Organa during the dark years of the reign of the Galactic Empire. Like her adopted sister, Winter became a pivotal player in the Galactic Civil War, serving in various roles, most notably as a...

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So Holdo is a super shitty donut steel of Winter, and the Thrawn trilogy is the true sequel trilogy.



Here's some deep lore on that:

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Jett Lucas

Jett Lucas (born February 7, 1993) is the adopted son of George Lucas. He has cameos in both Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith as a young Jedi Padawan named Zett Jukassa. According to his sister Katie, as a young boy, Jett inspired the name of the Gungan species. Jett is credited as...

starwars.fandom.com

He's the kid who killed/wounded some clone troopers before one of them gunned him down in front of Bail Organa:

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By the way, the article on tuckerizations looks like an interesting coffee read.

She looks like Rachel Weisz in that pic.

But she def sounds a lot cooler. Disney as expected fucked it up
We couldn't even get Mara Jade!

 

[ZMOT]

We couldn't even get Mara Jade!

still not sure who to thank for that...

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

still not sure who to thank for that...

It scares me to think what they would have done to Katarn...