Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

Wargarbl said:
SA was never my thing, but the Lowtax thread very been eye-opening in relation to Chelsea. She's a shittier female copy of LowT, except even less likable somehow. I don't know if she purposely modeled herself after him or if they both just happen to have the same garbage personality naturally, but the resemblance is uncanny.

A couple of grifting scumbags that enjoyed some initial success, followed by a long, slow downward spiral of self-sabotage, laziness and extreme narcissism.
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I think she had some idolization or infatuation with SA as a thing and it left a deep impression. Basically she thought it was cool and she wanted to be cool, so much of her behavior is centered around climbing the ladder and attach herself to cool groups/things/people and then try to be seen as THE cool person while also shutting down any rivals.

I'm a bit surprised she didn't end up being one Lowtax's ex-wives.
 
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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
I think she had some idolization or infatuation with SA as a thing and it left a deep impression. Basically she thought it was cool and she wanted to be cool, so much of her behavior is centered around climbing the ladder and attach herself to cool groups/things/people and then try to be seen as THE cool person while also shutting down any rivals.

I'm a bit surprised she didn't end up being one Lowtax's ex-wives.
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It's not too late.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
I was never an SA member but I knew a handful online and off, and they all behaved like this. Most of them acted like they were seriously in an online badass eccentrics club because they paid money to be on a forum.
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Imagine thinking you're cool because you were retarded enough to pay to get a worse version of what other people get for free.

Now imagine a whole group of people forming a club based around that thought and acting like they're the cool jocks and cheerleaders at school even though they're all ugly, have questionable hygiene, and make bad life choices. That, ladies and gentlemen, is SomethingAwful.
 
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Tanner Glass said:
Not sure what you're driving at - she isn't getting tons of money. The indie Game Development scene and the Comics scene aren't exactly known for paying employees great, livable wages - they're basically freelance/poverty jobs. Anything she got in 2014 is long gone to a point where it's just embarassing controversies and scams year over year.

She was already dwindling by virtue of being very "old news" but now she has the gigantic added issue of
- All of her fame/wealth coming from her "harassment" turned into her being the head of an anti-bullying network
- Her bullying an ex to death for literally no reason (as in, the things she said were actually untrue). He's literally dead and she's (by her own definition) killed him.

She, by trying to extend her life as a "victim", - hilariously shortened it. She's burned all of her "game developer" credentials with the Tingle scam, she hasn't been a "victim" for 4+ years, and her "comic writer" persona is pretty dead on arrival as the comic industry is literally melting down. She could have tried (before she killed that guy) to fall back on her "ran a non profit, anti-bullying advocate" persona for a few years but she's ironically accidentially killed it.

She'll try and come up with something new, I'm sure, but she's out of tricks at this point. Not only is she out of tricks, but she's got several very real problems and no solutions. A trip to Japan sounds nice, but flashy trips shared with no one but internet friends won't fill the void in your soul - espically when you're trying to forget that you manslaughtered an innocent guy to death so you can try and keep your grift going.
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Tanner Glass said:
If Japanese manga companies are trying to steal "talent" from the comics industry (they aren't) they would probably be aiming a lot higher than Zoe Quinn. If she's doing anything in a offical capacity, it's just from her loose attachement to Star Wars by way of Marvel. It may have been a thing they just flew all the writers on projects over there.
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Tanner Glass said:
The "sagging" Manga industry is outselling comics by a full 100% in North America alone - meaning that for any comic sold, two manga are sold as well. This is a gap that has widened over the last few years as well, meaning it's looking like it will continue or get bigger as years go on.

The Japanese market (and creators) aren't the same as American creators - they don't care a ton about names, they care about the ability to produce. There are no Japanese version of Marvel Comics, in the sense that "this person is bad at their job but we keep them here because diversity" or "this comic is really bad but the producer is kind of famous". There's no way that Zoe could offer anything to a manga company - her stories are bad and she can't draw/design worth a shit, but not only that she has a really bad history of missing important deadlines, which is shit they don't tolerate much of over there.
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TheGuntMobile99 said:
You would need a Japanese dev both engrossed enough in American culture to know of Quinn and naive of it enough not to be repulsed or scared of her, then instead of using his reserves to hit on native or nation bound whites he'd need to specifically use it to bring a long term unhelpful expenditure like Quinn to get some. No it'd have to be a western dev or writer who wanted to bring an easy girl with him and didnt have any better options lined up or someone she met recently who is naive enough to ignore her online massacres and is stupid enough to either bring a girl they dont know well or someone as obviously vile and vapid as Quinn along as a friend. I think its just more likely its mass paypig funded. No company would give a loss leader social justice write off like Quinn that much to see ships in Japan or something and having a sort of corporate retreat to see it for alot of employees is unlikely as well.

That and the exhibit is open for a few months and the timing more suggests Zoe made an impulse buy. Zoe is engrossed in lies and deceit and maybe my previous language encouraged shutting down too much but in this situation I think it should be noted Quinn is just likely bad with money
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Quick guys, threaten to kill me. I wanna be a comics writer but I don't actually want to think of anything interesting or entertaining.
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*unearths this cask of sweet, sweet forum talking*

*smells it*

Sweet, sweet hindsight.

Yeesh. Even as a homegrown weeaboo, Zoe, I'm glad I'm not in your shoes. Your life must suck ass at this point.

Homoerotic Cougar-kun said:
The fact that this shitblimp cumrag thinks "corndog" and "pine cone" are insults should give you a clue as to why her writing is so shit. She speaks and writes words but doesn't really grasp the pith of verbiage, meaning. She's terrible at communicating actual meaning. What would "corndog" infer about a person? It's a non-sequitur. I call her a shitblimp because she's a fat sack of crap and a cumrag because she's had more close encounters with gooey white stuff than a cake decorator. These are descriptive, these have meaning that can be inferred without too much effort. She calls someone a pine cone because, uh... prickly? Contains pine nuts? Who the fuck knows. I don't get it because I can't appreciate her WRITING GENIUS I guess.
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Doesn't she come from Upstate New York? I bet like her riding on Robin Williams' suicide for Depression Quest, she's trying to ride on Steamed Hams. Even the grifting thot that was Oxychan who was given her due out in Utica garners more respect than Zoe.
 
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I Love Beef said:
Doesn't she come from Upstate New York? I bet like her riding on Robin Williams' suicide for Depression Quest, she's trying to ride on Steamed Hams. Even the grifting thot that was Oxychan who was given her due out in Utica garners more respect than Zoe.
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As though it even matters where the white trash comes from. A landfill in Arizona? An underground disposal site in Appalachia? The only people who care are the ones who need to prove they're not the absolute worst of the worst, when they all inevitably are.
 
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Pargon said:
As though it even matters where the white trash comes from. A landfill in Arizona? An underground disposal site in Appalachia? The only people who care are the ones who need to prove they're not the absolute worst of the worst, when they all inevitably are.
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Ever notice lots of the worst SJWs are just pure white trash when they're not trust fund champagne socialists? It's like they think they can shake off their status as inbred hillbillies.
 
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Pargon said:
I'll concede that no sensible business or organization would bring her on but non-profits sometimes seem to operate contrary to all logic and still manage to thrive, or at least stick around, particularly in certain areas of the country
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I gotta go with this one here.
Her victimhood status combined with an ability to run Quickbooks gives her enough credentials to immediately qualify her for just about anything in the "Non-Profit Industrial Complex".

(I heard a troon over on anther thread call it that, then 5 months later start one...)
 
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does anyone else think her hand actually looks greasy here? like if you wiped something along it you would get a film of oil?
 

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I could think of someone who didn't survive 2019. Actually, a lot of autists in her replies can.

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Another year for more opportunities to grift money or drive someone else to suicide. Congratulations Zoe!

It’s a shame that none of her “support team” has figured out she’s too much of a narcissistic scammer to ever end her life. She’ll just continue destroying other’s.
 
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Pargon said:
As though it even matters where the white trash comes from. A landfill in Arizona? An underground disposal site in Appalachia? The only people who care are the ones who need to prove they're not the absolute worst of the worst, when they all inevitably are.
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Fun thing I learned today: She does come from Upstate New York, and the other side of the highway kind of Upstate New York.

Eh, it kind of matters to a sperg like me. For example, there's more inbreeding that happens down south, which explains Hope Chapman's guyish facial qualities, while I learned from Bianca Devins that there's more deceit for trying to get drugs and money up north. Honestly, when an Oxycontin abusing webcam thot from 4chan who got the shaft by a jilted cuck garners more respect from me than Zoe, that says a lot of things about her. The fact that Zoe was also a teenage weeaboo sensation chaser also speaks volumes too; I know what those kinds of people were like back then. Don't get me wrong, life is all about choices and a bit of free will. Then there are those who will make poor choices. Like Zoe.

Plus, Utica is just miles away from Zoe's hometown! Icy.

BlueSpark said:
No. She isn't the rich kind of Van Valkenburg. Her father ran a motorcycle shop and she lived in a small house that looked kind of grimy (she posted photos of it a while back).
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Haha, Zoe's life is almost like Roseanne, only without the sympathy for responsibility of the working man and with actual white trash.

AnOminous said:
Ever notice lots of the worst SJWs are just pure white trash when they're not trust fund champagne socialists? It's like they think they can shake off their status as inbred hillbillies.
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I'm probably going to sound pretty self righteous, but it's almost like as if Zoe and her ilk don't realize either that transcending and becoming better people requires principles and self realization, and it's also what helps to not crash and fuck up your work and business to gain money and keep your job. And they wonder why they find themselves back at square one every time they fuck up, it's almost as if ignorance and fatheaded vice is the surprise gift that keeps on giving.

Maybe she should actually act like the people in her animes instead of pretending that she's a real life one, I think that would help.
 
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