Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities, munches to avoid getting a job

A baby would be the perfect compilation of all her fears wrapped in one single bundle of nightmares:
  • Relationships
  • Womanhood
  • Adulthood
  • Body horror
  • Responsibility
  • Some of her lies being exposed
  • Not being able to exercise purge whenever she feels like it
  • Nutritious food (at least for the child)
  • Having to tend to someone else's needs instead of someone else tending to hers
  • Less money for supplements and expensive crap she won't eat
  • Having to share her "me time" at the hospital with the baby
But, more importantly:
  • Not being the center of mommy and daddy's attention anymore

Plus the risk of her doing Munchie shit to the baby too.
 
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Anna closes the year with a soliloquy and many, many manic photos of her with medical swag. She is a barbie ballerina ice dancer and, self admittedly, 5 years old.

And wouldn't you know it, she engineered two electrolyte imbalances in the past day just so Earth Mom didn't dare make plans. Happy new year!
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multiverse said:
Anna closes the year with a soliloquy and many, many manic photos of her with medical swag. She is a barbie ballerina ice dancer and, self admittedly, 5 years old.

And wouldn't you know it, she engineered two electrolyte imbalances in the past day just so Earth Mom didn't dare make plans. Happy new year!
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god what a self-congratulatory little twat. All this bitch ever does is humble brag. You can tell she was really trying to get herself sick enough for the ER via dehydration. I wonder if Earth mom was on to her shenanigans and forced her to get the special drinks. That is likely rainbow thinking, though, because her parents obviously don't challenge her enough.
 
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multiverse said:
Anna closes the year with a soliloquy and many, many manic photos of her with medical swag. She is a barbie ballerina ice dancer and, self admittedly, 5 years old.

And wouldn't you know it, she engineered two electrolyte imbalances in the past day just so Earth Mom didn't dare make plans. Happy new year!
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There is defintiely a contrast between her normal pictures and the ones where she's in teh hospital or pretending to be sick. She's very "meh" when she's doing mundane stuff or when she's doing the skating she, allegedly, loves so much. But when she's in a hospital, dying because of all of her illnesses, she's radiant and maniac with glee. Just look at the last picture of the third row: she's very smug and triumphant about it. She's completely in her element when she's "sick", those are her life goals, to be sick and "fighting for her life". I would laugh if it wasn't so pathetic.
 
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At least she spent the holidays the way she wanted: bedridden and drunk in Munchie euphoria.

2019 wasn't a year "that she broke herself", but rather a very successful one from her perspective. All her hard work and efforts to sabotage any chance of recovery summed up in that neat post that's supposed to read as the wisdom of a broken fighter but comes out as a spoiled twatty child bragging about Santa bringing her every single expensive toy in her list.

Now we'll have to see if the 20s will indeed be roaring louder than ever in her guts or if she'll decide there's another organ that needs to wither.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
Just wait until her sister gets married and has her own baby...
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I guarantee a medical emergency/ER visit the day before wedding day and any other day that is supposed to special for her sister.


Disgruntled Pupper said:
There's a good chance she won't be seeing much of the 20's if she keeps this electrolyte imbalance shit up. She's always kept herself dehydrated, almost every picture she has nasty dry cracked lips, but with the stomach asshole it's a whole new game.
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The only other cow with a tummy asshole is no longer living.
I wonder how far Anna will take this.
 
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Dorsia.Reservation said:
The only other cow with a tummy asshole is no longer living.
I wonder how far Anna will take this.
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I actually think Anna won't push herself quite to death's door, even by accident. I couldn't even tell you exactly why I get that vibe, she's just really low down on my death pool and I've actually thought about why that is quite a bit.

I think the moment I changed my mind about her was when she posted that pic of her pre-anorexia hair, if only because it sounded like an actual moment of self-reproach instead of a "look how far I've fallen in my suffering :(" and I also think her constant failure to get the Barbie Butt down suggests she isn't willing to go to Kelly lengths to get what she wants, at least not yet.

I could be wrong though. She isn't exactly the brightest person in the world so she could end up there by accident I suppose, especially since she keeps exercise prolapsing.
 
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Not really Anna news, but something that will affect her: the Methodists are splintering into two groups over gay marriage.

As long time watchers are aware, Earth Mom and Earth Dad (Nancy and Bruce) are both Methodist ministers. They've long lived separately and ministered to different congregations due to their string differences in theological opinions, and also because they apparently don't see divorce as an option and so have come up with this compromise. Bruce, Anna's absent but much beloved father, is a hardline right winger who is in anti gay camp, whereas Nancy is far more moderate in her views.

So while this isn't Anna news directly, the schism will certainly cause more friction in the two Jonhson households. Anna worships her neglectful father, so my guess is she sides with him.
 
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Free Pancakes said:
I actually think Anna won't push herself quite to death's door, even by accident. I couldn't even tell you exactly why I get that vibe, she's just really low down on my death pool and I've actually thought about why that is quite a bit.
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Her mother's a big factor on her chances of survival. She won't let her do anything beyond stupid that could actually kill her and if she does, she'll be close enough to save her life.

We really don't know what's happening in their household, but looks like she's put a bit more of control on her after she got her bag and it makes sense.
 
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I don't get that vibe from her either.

She likes the pity she receives, so the longer she suffers the longer she'll get attention. Not an incentive to get better, but also not an incentive to end it all. Her religious verbosity is more about endurance rather than anticipating death too. If she puts herself at risk, it might be from the old addict's conviction of "I got this, I'm in control, I can quit whenever I want". She feels in control for now, reinforced by her mother's watchfulness.

This could be less relevant, but she also enjoys her physical activity. It's a somewhat twisted but positive incentive to get herself sick but not weakened enough to skip a workout or skating session. I think we'll know she's in legit deep shit when she cannot do her exercise purges anymore.
 
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