Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.5%
  • Total voters
    2,597
Alec Benson Leary said:
He didn't go on "dates" with any of those women. He spent some time with them socially.

I'm surprised he hasn't picked some female coworker and decided they were "dating" because they have to see each other at the office every day.
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He might have before we started following his antics. He decided Farrah Abraham was going out with him because her account liked one of his posts. How many times has he said he has a date and turned out he just asked a girl and she didn't reply so he assumed no answer meant yes. His grip on reality is tenuous at best, so maybe he's done that and we just don't know about it.

The Farrah Abraham fiasco was great, because it throws into sharp relief that Russ is utterly incompetent at his so-called profession. He dropped the suit when he found out she didn't have to show up in person and instead would be sending a lawyer and furthermore, she was counter-suing.
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
He didn't go on "dates" with any of those women. He spent some time with them socially.

I'm surprised he hasn't picked some female coworker and decided they were "dating" because they have to see each other at the office every day.
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His old manager Cory said he'd annoy every female co-worker he had. I wouldn't at all be surprised that these poor women had to go from being nice out of some societal obligation to wishing they would have been cold and indifferent from the get go because some borderline individual is taking advantage of their baseline decency. Working for Walmart is awful enough, but imagine knowing you were going to spend every shift avoiding a greasy, slurping malformed puppy who's trying to pee on your leg.
 
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Supreme Sundae said:
His old manager Cory said he'd annoy every female co-worker he had. I wouldn't at all be surprised that these poor women had to go from being nice out of some societal obligation to wishing they would have been cold and indifferent from the get go because some borderline individual is taking advantage of their baseline decency. Working for Walmart is awful enough, but imagine knowing you were going to spend every shift avoiding a greasy, slurping malformed puppy who's trying to pee on your leg.
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I worked at Walmart ages ago, and due to some nasty incidents, our store manager (male) just forbid employee relationships. It gave the female employees a safe "out" when a male employee hit on them. Our resident creeper complained to the regional manager, but she sided with the store manager.

Russ however, would ignore that policy because he seriously believes his disability means the rules don't apply to him. He's never said that explicitly, but his behavior indicates he does think that. Remember Ariana Grande? The VIP ticket flat out said "NO GIFTS" and Russ brings gifts because surely they're not going to stop a disabled man from wooing a pop princess right?
 
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DrJonesHat said:
I worked at Walmart ages ago, and due to some nasty incidents, our store manager (male) just forbid employee relationships. It gave the female employees a safe "out" when a male employee hit on them. Our resident creeper complained to the regional manager, but she sided with the store manager.

Russ however, would ignore that policy because he seriously believes his disability means the rules don't apply to him. He's never said that explicitly, but his behavior indicates he does think that. Remember Ariana Grande? The VIP ticket flat out said "NO GIFTS" and Russ brings gifts because surely they're not going to stop a disabled man from wooing a pop princess right?
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A lot of places employ a "you don't shit where you eat" policy. Especially since some people can't grasp that it's an unwritten code of conduct at the workplace. Often times it's ignored, especially if the people have common sense. But when you have people like Rusty, it helps to have the policy in place.
 
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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
A lot of places employ a "you don't shit where you eat" policy. Especially since some people can't grasp that it's an unwritten code of conduct at the workplace. Often times it's ignored, especially if the people have common sense. But when you have people like Rusty, it helps to have the policy in place.
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It's especially important as since some dipshits can't accept that no means no, it gives people a firm position to fall back on ("I can't date you Bob. It's against company policy and I don't want to get fired.") I wonder how many times he's been fired explicitly for sexual harassment.
 
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I think that picture of Russ’s computer wasn’t his actual setup, but was a “good-bye” photo taken before he junked it. I’m sure his setup was similar to his Casio keyboard toy-sitting on some stolen milk cartons from behind the grocery store. I’d love to know where he chucked the computer though, because I bet he didn’t wipe it (including the monitor) and it’d have some interesting stuff on it. It’d be fun to grab and check the hard drive.

He also doesn’t have “life, Love, Laugh” signs, that’d be a huge step up. He has no decor at all, unless you call filthy socks and a rumpled suit on the floor decor.

2020 is starting nicely with Russ Songs, scripts, possible lawsuits. Just like 2019, 2018, 2017...Maybe he’ll write a new book!
 
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Barbarella said:
I think that picture of Russ’s computer wasn’t his actual setup, but was a “good-bye” photo taken before he junked it. I’m sure his setup was similar to his Casio keyboard toy-sitting on some stolen tard cum cartons from behind the grocery store. I’d love to know where he chucked the computer though, because I bet he didn’t wipe it (including the monitor) and it’d have some interesting stuff on it. It’d be fun to grab and check the hard drive.

He also doesn’t have “life, Love, Laugh” signs, that’d be a huge step up. He has no decor at all, unless you call filthy socks and a rumpled suit on the floor decor.

2020 is starting nicely with Russ Songs, scripts, possible lawsuits. Just like 2019, 2018, 2017...Maybe he’ll write a new book!
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Oh, I hope so! I desperately want a new book from him. "Why I Sued Taylor Swift" is the funniest shit since Terry Pratchett died.
 
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Barbarella said:
I think that picture of Russ’s computer wasn’t his actual setup, but was a “good-bye” photo taken before he junked it. I’m sure his setup was similar to his Casio keyboard toy-sitting on some stolen tard cum cartons from behind the grocery store. I’d love to know where he chucked the computer though, because I bet he didn’t wipe it (including the monitor) and it’d have some interesting stuff on it. It’d be fun to grab and check the hard drive.

He also doesn’t have “life, Love, Laugh” signs, that’d be a huge step up. He has no decor at all, unless you call filthy socks and a rumpled suit on the floor decor.

2020 is starting nicely with Russ Songs, scripts, possible lawsuits. Just like 2019, 2018, 2017...Maybe he’ll write a new book!
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Maybe I'll write a book: "Invasive and Troubling, The Russell Greer Story, an unauthorized biography"
 
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Grand Number of Pounds said:
I know most writers and musicians don't make any money, or at least don't make nearly enough money to live on.

Russ's artistic endeavors remind me of CWC's comics or Connor Bible's attempts at writing - they expect to be rich and famous, but their work is so abysmal it's comical. The unrealistic expectations are mind blowing.
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Chris, at the very least, gathered a pretty significant audience around his ''works'' and has people who even send him money and gifts or unironically want to be 'friends' with him. Russ has literally nothing, besides crippling mental illness and a genetic disorder that made his face melt off of his skull. He's the textbook definition of a nobody, a basic bitch and an attention whore, all mixed like some sort of autistic smoothie.
 
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DrainRedRain said:
Chris, at the very least, gathered a pretty significant audience around his ''works'' and has people who even send him money and gifts or unironically want to be 'friends' with him. Russ has literally nothing, besides crippling mental illness and a genetic disorder that made his face melt off of his skull. He's the textbook definition of a nobody, a basic bitch and an attention whore, all mixed like some sort of autistic smoothie.
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Chris has hobbies and interests he pursues. He can talk about things besides instamodels and suing pop stars for following standard policy. He is, for lack of a better word, interesting, to a degree outside of what makes him a lolcow. Russ has nothing but the things we laugh at him for.
 
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