Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[skellig58]

Russ takes pride in the weirdest shit. He tries like hell to prove what a "good boy" he is by bragging about being a teetotaler, but then he will sperg endlessly about all the sexy sex stuff he's done with prostitutes. And then he will go on about how he's no longer a Latter Day Saint, despite still behaving like one. He's a walking, slurping, breathing contradiction.

That gets me! He wants to be a bad dude and a good boi, so he ends up as... fucking pathetic. Even stalking women, suing pop princesses and doing fuck-awful music, he's so gross and yet he's somehow a terribly basic bitch. And I'm fascinated and love the stupid, hideous bastard for it.

 

[The Dude]

That gets me! He wants to be a bad dude and a good boi, so he ends up as... fucking pathetic. Even stalking women, suing pop princesses and doing fuck-awful music, he's so gross and yet he's somehow a terribly basic bitch. And I'm fascinated and love the stupid, hideous bastard for it.

Basic bitch is right. His tastes in everything from movies to music to foods are so bland and generic. Cookie cutter pop music, movies like Toy Story and the Marvel films, fucking Olive Garden and Malt-O-Meal cereals...its like he's some weird alien or replicant programmed to like the most inoffensive, middle-of-the-road, broad appeal things in an effort to avoid sticking out, but also to hopefully find common ground with others. It's almost calculated. I've always had a suspicion that Russ doesn't actually like anything, is in fact incapable of liking anything, so he finds the most banal things to claim liking so people won't think he's weird. If that's the case, he failed.

 

[skellig58]

Basic bitch is right. His tastes in everything from movies to music to foods are so bland and generic. Cookie cutter pop music, movies like Toy Story and the Marvel films, fucking Olive Garden and Malt-O-Meal cereals...its like he's some weird alien or replicant programmed to like the most inoffensive, middle-of-the-road, broad appeal things in an effort to avoid sticking out, but also to hopefully find common ground with others. It's almost calculated. I've always had a suspicion that Russ doesn't actually like anything, is in fact incapable of liking anything, so he finds the most banal things to claim liking so people won't think he's weird. If that's the case, he failed.

This! Exactly! He's so god-awfully bland, he has no choice but to make his whole identity about his disfigurement. He says he's into law and music, but it's all a veneer. He can't converse about shit, and all his opinions are so blah, unless it's about his precious hookers, he has no deep feeling for anything. Even Tay Tay. If not for his face, he'd have nothing. And watching him flounder through life, fascinates me and amuses me to no end. It's like watching an alien.

 

[The Dude]

This! Exactly! He's so god-awfully bland, he has no choice but to make his whole identity about his disfigurement. He says he's into law and music, but it's all a veneer. He can't converse about shit, and all his opinions are so blah, unless it's about his precious hookers, he has no deep feeling for anything. Even Tay Tay. If not for his face, he'd have nothing. And watching him flounder through life, fascinates me and amuses me to no end. It's like watching an alien.

And it's all by his own doing. He's cloistered himself away from having anything resembling a normal life because he can't get past his own narcissism long enough to recognize when he's wrong. So he's shut himself away from everyone to avoid anyone telling him when he's wrong. He's in a vicious cycle of his own design, and he is the only one keeping himself in that vicious cycle. He can insist that he's not to blame for his situation all he wants, but it will never change the truth that he's the only one to blame. And he will go to outrageous, ridiculous lengths to keep himself where he is, because it's easier than admitting that he's been a moron all this time.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Basic bitch is right. His tastes in everything from movies to music to foods are so bland and generic. Cookie cutter pop music, movies like Toy Story and the Marvel films, fucking Olive Garden and Malt-O-Meal cereals...its like he's some weird alien or replicant programmed to like the most inoffensive, middle-of-the-road, broad appeal things in an effort to avoid sticking out, but also to hopefully find common ground with others. It's almost calculated. I've always had a suspicion that Russ doesn't actually like anything, is in fact incapable of liking anything, so he finds the most banal things to claim liking so people won't think he's weird. If that's the case, he failed.

1000% agree. Russell “BasicBitch” Greer.

If he had a home, “live laugh love” would be on a sign in the living room. And I bet he made the joke “see you next year” to anyone he spoke to yesterday.

 

[Hamsteroid]

If he had a home, “stink slurp sue” would be on a sign in the living room.

FTFY

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

If he had a home, “live laugh love” would be on a sign in the living room.

and the sign would be one of those silly little light boxes

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Russ being basic is probably because the stuff he likes is heavily marketed and easy for most people to get into. Like Chris, he's a consumer and uncritically believe what's in ads.
Those of us who enjoy music and movies can remember hearing from people about new bands or movies to listen to or watch that may not have been super popular at the moment. I'm not sure if Russ likes music and movies enough to seek out new experiences.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Russ’ battle station.

You know, most people would've taken the trouble of cleaning the jizz off their monitor before posting a pic of their computer.

Most people.

 

[The Great Citracett]

His latest Instagram follow:

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[AbraCadaver]

His latest Instagram follow:

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Odd that when hot women on instagram make the news for committing crimes, Russ doesn’t bleat about them robbing him of the news cycle spotlight and drawing attention away from his “plights”. Yknow, the way he does with major riots, natural disasters, lifetime achievement receivers and kids with cancer.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Odd that when hot women on instagram make the news for committing crimes, Russ doesn’t bleat about them robbing him of the news cycle spotlight and drawing attention away from his “plights”. Yknow, the way he does with major riots, natural disasters, lifetime achievement receivers and kids with cancer.

I wonder if he's one of the "attractive women don't commit crimes because they get everything they want anyway" crowd. I've seen guys seriously try to argue that when an attractive woman is arrested for a crime.

 

[The Great Citracett]

HURRY UP I NEED TO COOOOOOOM

 

[Cheesy Cukes]

FTFY

I read this in the exact pacing of "stink, stank, stunk" and am hoping I'm not alone.

 

[Dead Hams]

You know, most people would've taken the trouble of cleaning the jizz off their monitor before posting a pic of their computer.
Most people.

Can we talk for a minute about this setup? He didn't even get a $20 folding table delivered from Amazon. He could have put the monitor on a $1 nightstand from a local GoodWill that he could have carried home. I assume he sits on the floor but that can't be comfortable.

Odd that when hot women on instagram make the news for committing crimes, Russ doesn’t bleat about them robbing him of the news cycle spotlight and drawing attention away from his “plights”. Yknow, the way he does with major riots, natural disasters, lifetime achievement receivers and kids with cancer.

It's to show he's sympathetic to women, and a nice guy. Until he learns there was a saggy-pants thug involved.

 

[The Dude]

I read this in the exact pacing of "stink, stank, stunk" and am hoping I'm not alone.

Now I want to see a Greer-themed parody of "You're a Mean One, Mister Grinch". Maybe "You're a Moron, Mister Greer"?

 

[Fwiffo]

Can we talk for a minute about this setup? He didn't even get a $20 folding table delivered from Amazon. He could have put the monitor on a $1 nightstand from a local GoodWill that he could have carried home. I assume he sits on the floor but that can't be comfortable.

It's to show he's sympathetic to women, and a nice guy. Until he learns there was a saggy-pants thug involved.

^This right here. This is one of the dead giveaways of a dangerously deluded and obsessive psychopath, in my opinion. Everything he does, even in some very roundabout ways, is in service to his singular goal: to get laid. His Taylor Swift bullshittery was always about trying to “woo” her and have sex with her, somehow thinking he would leave her smitten at the very sight of him and make her fall deeply in love with him. Even at the height of his revenge suits, he always left the door open, so to speak, for “reconciliation”, I.e. having sex with her. Remember when the lawsuit saga first started heating up, and Taylor started dating some British celebrity or something? He exploded on Facebook with “omg this bitch just doesn’t learn! What the frick!” Or something like that. This dude she was dating represented a massive obstacle to his goals, which also threw into relief how his lawsuit was supposedly about discrimination and accountability or some bullshit.

Farrah Abraham, Katy Perry, that one kardashian, all the same thing.

More immediately, every waking effort of his work life is dedicated to saving money for sex. That’s why he has no furniture, lives in a hovel, and had a 15 year old computer before it died its final death. If someone told him that it would be so much easier and comfortable for him to buy a cheap executive chair and a folding table to put his PC on, his inner monologue would surely say “but how does this help me get sex?” He is singularly obsessive and possessed of a one-track-mind. I would honestly say he is dangerous if he weren’t so goddamn gimpy.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

^This right here. This is one of the dead giveaways of a dangerously deluded and obsessive psychopath, in my opinion. Everything he does, even in some very roundabout ways, is in service to his singular goal: to get laid. His Taylor Swift bullshittery was always about trying to “woo” her and have sex with her, somehow thinking he would leave her smitten at the very sight of him and make her fall deeply in love with him. Even at the height of his revenge suits, he always left the door open, so to speak, for “reconciliation”, I.e. having sex with her. Remember when the lawsuit saga first started heating up, and Taylor started dating some British celebrity or something? He exploded on Facebook with “omg this bitch just doesn’t learn! What the frick!” Or something like that. This dude she was dating represented a massive obstacle to his goals, which also threw into relief how his lawsuit was supposedly about discrimination and accountability or some bullshit.

Farrah Abraham, Katy Perry, that one kardashian, all the same thing.

More immediately, every waking effort of his work life is dedicated to saving money for sex. That’s why he has no furniture, lives in a hovel, and had a 15 year old computer before it died its final death. If someone told him that it would be so much easier and comfortable for him to buy a cheap executive chair and a folding table to put his PC on, his inner monologue would surely say “but how does this help me get sex?” He is singularly obsessive and possessed of a one-track-mind. I would honestly say he is dangerous if he weren’t so goddamn gimpy.

So do you think he was trying to buy a couch so he could claim that Danica could stay on his couch?? I personally do.

 

[Fwiffo]

So do you think he was trying to buy a couch so he could claim that Danica could stay on his couch?? I personally do.

I bet if he had actually bought a couch (and didn’t manage to somehow fuck that up) he would be spamming her with pictures of it along with captions of “your throne awaits m’lady” or some shit.

But yes, for someone too cheap to buy a $15 wooden folding tv table, I would definitely say he tried to buy a couch for that exact reason.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

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He didn't go on "dates" with any of those women. He spent some time with them socially.

I'm surprised he hasn't picked some female coworker and decided they were "dating" because they have to see each other at the office every day.