Artcow Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls / Mallorie Jessica Udischas-Trojan / Jesse William Trojan / Jessica Udischas / SweetBeans99 - Total Bitch Who Supports Shoplifting and Looting; Creator of New Guy, the First Meme of the 2020's

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This thread needs a new subtitle, to help guide in the New Guy fans. I vote for either “Ditched Bradley the Frog and made an even more likeable strawman as New Guy” or “Justice for New Guy”
#Istandwithnewguy
 
Wow, welcome to Jess's thread, guys! This is the most attention she's ever gotten with her comics and it's unsurprising that she's handling it poorly, because she's an emotional wreck who hangs around people who enable her worst behaviors but they're the only ones that give her the validation she craves, and even then they prefer that she falls in line or else they'll go away.

It's sad. Some artists spend years and never get a potential breakout moment from something going viral. And things don't go viral in a way you planned or would necessarily want.

It's an opportunity for success.

Jess chose failure. But it's not too late! Come to the light side!

Last time she had a break-out character she just stopped writing him altogether because somebody took offense to him saying "REEEEEEEEEEE!" We miss you, Bradley.

Everyone loved Bradley.

Why would you do away with a character people actually like for such a dumb reason? Also saying REEEEE is something that is mocking the alt-right nature of the character.

I'm disappointed by this. While Jess is acting very counterproductively, I try to have empathy. Apparently, empathy is really bad, though.
 
Yeah that's the beauty of it; there's a lot of incel logic sprinkled throughout Jess's tweets and work. Anyone archive diving can make a fun drinking game every time Jess complains about how her gender entitles her to sex with anyone she wants, how people only have value when she wants to sex them, how sexual rejection is the equivalent to physical harm, how anyone who rejects her is discriminating, and the rare, but ever entertaining, Trans Chads steal all the boyfriend free girls.
Aw I'm feeling generous, I'll give you that one for free.

And as an added bonus, here's Jess celebrating someone else's misfortune:

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Just gonna emphasis that last, beautiful panel:

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I'll give you three guesses as to what Nazi pedo feeder "website owner" is being referred to via the "Pee-Wee Gutters" pseudonym.
Plot twist!

Chillies girl is going out with New Guy because she can respect a partner who is empathetic and does not feel entitled to sex with a person he just met
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Dangit there's no "E" in "Chilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllli's!"
 
The shilling has begun, with her "friends" doing the e-begging for them.
(Archive)
https://twitter.com/HedgeMom/status/1212598751069491201?s=20

The narrative-spinning is also underway, with claims that the NewGuy hashtag trending is a dogpile =
https://twitter.com/ifeelthewind/status/1212655246603956224?s=20
(Archive)

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(Archive)

Apparently, this fucking clown is a real winner.
 
It's sad. Some artists spend years and never get a potential breakout moment from something going viral. And things don't go viral in a way you planned or would necessarily want.

It's an opportunity for success.

Jess chose failure. But it's not too late! Come to the light side!



Everyone loved Bradley.

Why would you do away with a character people actually like for such a dumb reason? Also saying REEEEE is something that is mocking the alt-right nature of the character.

I'm disappointed by this. While Jess is acting very counterproductively, I try to have empathy. Apparently, empathy is really bad, though.

Seriously, the marketing potential for this huge. Jess could already be setting up a T spring store to sell New Guy merch. T shirts, hoodies, motivation posters. A plushie "coming soon". Shame he filled his head with communism. He cant see the money for the marx.
 
It worked so well for the dude that made Pepe the frog... :story:
Funnier though, since the Pepe thing was people dressing the frog as a Nazi and stuff, and this is people taking a strawman and turning him into a regular, nice dude. Makes it even sillier that anyone is upset.
 
Appropriate edit to the comic about the blond chick, and how it's okay to lust after wammen if your a troon, but 1000000000% bad and dangerous to do, if you're a guy -

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Edit - found another NewGuy OC -

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Also found people legit justifying Jess destroying NewGuy -
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Y'know if Anita was legit robbed I'd say the same thing I did when Pewds got robbed "that really fucking sucks for them and I'm glad they weren't hurt" and I Goddamn hate Anita Sarkisian. Except the big difference here is someone like Anita is a known shit stirrer and con artist that cries wolf when "bad things" "happen" to them. I guess that makes me Giga Hitler 9000.

The sobering thing about all this is that Jess isn't even close to being the most hateful, corrosive troon on social media. There are SJW cartoonists out there so ungrounded they make Jess look like Will Rogers.
Jess is leagues above Sophie LaBelle and Bria when it comes to art and actually being able to make a joke and is way more reasonable, or was. Like was Jess hoping woke Twatter would latch on to her totally controversial "lol take that Nazi" comic that's about a month too late?
 
Read the whole thread, Jess isn't as bad as Bria or Labelle though this mean streak seems a bit new in their recent comics? But then it seems like she rarely interacts with people outside her gender-special friends - so maybe that's why she has such an unhealthy approach to others.

That said last year she was droning on about working with a guy going on about TLJ and "right wing" talking points, so New Guy seems to have got off lightly in comparison so far.
 
What a delightful New Year's gift, I wondered why I was getting 20 alerts a day about old MPNG posts for the past 3 days, I didn't think we'd have a surge of 10 new pages :story:

Thanks to everyone who followed Jess on twitter to cap great tweets(I will never fucking learn, I swear) and saving all the fan art before people have second thoughts and pull them down. It's pretty nice that Jess actually acknowledges it as "hate art" and getting more of it in a day than fan art all year. It's sad, these people wouldn't know what to do with success or opportunities if you beat them over the head with it. Which is exactly what's happening with it. I guess Jess doesn't want 20 thousand dollars in quick T-Shirt and coffee mug sales. Or signing New Guy fan art at the dispansary/coffee shop. Shrug!

Since I saw a lot of new folks checking out this thread and not aware of Jess' history or past works(and most people aren't down to read a 100+ page thread start to finish), dox is on page 97(formerly 98?), link to it directly here.

Dox
@JesskaNightmare

Legal name: Mallorie Jessica Udischas-Trojan
Real name: Jesse William Trojan
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DOB August 15, 1981 (age 36)
 
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