Artcow Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls / Mallorie Jessica Udischas-Trojan / Jesse William Trojan / Jessica Udischas / SweetBeans99 - Total Bitch Who Supports Shoplifting and Looting; Creator of New Guy, the First Meme of the 2020's

I thought Ana Valens would be a shoe-in, but they seem oblivious to the memery after skimming their twitter feed.
Laura Kate Dale is too busy peddling books and begging for patrons to be aware as well.
Zinnia Jones & Heather Alexandra are also not on top of things.

In fact, @sophnar0747 seems to be the only trans writer actually on top of events:
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Time will tell, this might take a few days for their vacation time to wear off.

I'm working on an article for it to have published on Saturday. But obviously it'll be from a perspective quite opposite of the other names listed above
 
Look, when it comes to schadenfreude, the Farms is no place to throw stones. We have a term for people doing that specifically to name and shame them.

It isn't about the schadenfreude you dipwad, it's about being oblivious to the fact that a normie doesn't necessarily share our viciousness. If you told a random stranger you spent time on Kiwi Farms making fun of retards and they responded "that's kind of mean, isn't it" we'd understand that what we engage in here is an abnormal and at least mildly sociopathic pursuit.

People like Nice Guy because he is the kind of person Mr. Rogers wanted you to be. Jess may be more like what we are here, which is why more than a few people here actually sympathize with Jess to some extent, but New Guy is a lot closer to what the ideal of a person is.

Think of it this way. Imagine some sort of Rawlsian blindness situation where you are in the position of someone who has committed some minor wrongdoing. You have the choice of who decides your fate. It is either an SJW like Jess, a random Kiwi Farms poster, or New Guy.

I don't think that would be a hard decision to make.
 
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Listen, person who I will never talk to, the main problem with Jess is that she's not just a dick to cishet white dudebros. She's a dick to anybody that argues with her, and her scumfuck asskissers encourage this bad behavior, and then Jess wonders why she hates herself so much and is depressed all the time. It's 'cause she hangs around people who pull these exceptional mental gymnastics to justify them being allowed to be bitchy because OH HOW THEY SUFFER! THEY SUFFER SO, MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!

It's why every single person defending Jess brings up Pewdiepie and him being rich. They can't comprehend that the way the comic is set up just makes Jess come off as petty and antagonistic. If you're only nice to people who agree with you, then you're not a nice person.

Even with all that said, compared to Sophie Labelle and Bria, Jess is practically an angel. She just hangs around terrible, miserable people who in turn, make her terrible and miserable. Unlike a lot of cows, I think she has the capacity to not be bitchy, but she won't change unless it's forced upon her. I think the only thing that could snap her out of this would be to be cancelled by the very people enabling her, but she's already an emotional wreck.

IDK, I have a weird soft spot for Jess just because I've seen where she started and how she keeps falling into these bad behaviors but then shows the faintest glimmers of self-awareness or resentment for where she's placed in her "community."

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I don't see how anybody can look at this and not think "this is a cry for help."
On one hand I agree, Jess's comic stands out amongst the social justice trans comic writers as having relatable characters, especially since Assigned Male has gone so downhill we're getting "I'm depressed, but I least I'm not straight! lol!" nonsense but on the other when Jess is being herself she's a huge melodramatic jerk and the so called antagonists seem like the reasonable ones:
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I'm starting to wonder if these comics are based off real conversations and Jess is such a huge narcissist she can't see everyone around her is actually being really nice, although to play armchair psychologist I REALLY wouldn't be suprised if we heard Jess has a cluster B personality disorder.

However I do agree a lot of this is likely down to Twitter and the social justice echo chambers Jess frequents which reinforces and rewards toxic behavior and like New Guy says:
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Some fun-hater has decided to attempt to rewrite the comic so that Newguy is in the wrong... somehow.
He made him look ugly and act dumb, but the author's Mary Sue is such a bad person that he couldn't make her not look like the asshole.

They literally lack the empathy to realize PewDiePie is a real person with feelings.
 
On one hand I agree, Jess's comic stands out amongst the social justice trans comic writers as having relatable characters, especially since Assigned Male has gone so downhill we're getting "I'm depressed, but I least I'm not straight! lol!" nonsense but on the other when Jess is being herself she's a huge melodramatic jerk and the so called antagonists seem like the reasonable ones:
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I'm starting to wonder if these comics are based off real conversations and Jess is such a huge narcissist she can't see everyone around her is actually being really nice, although to play armchair psychologist I REALLY wouldn't be suprised if we heard Jess has a cluster B personality disorder.

However I do agree a lot of this is likely down to Twitter and the social justice echo chambers Jess frequents which reinforces and rewards toxic behavior and like New Guy says:
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what halloween costume?
 
We can throw stones because it's fun to throw stones.
The sad thing is a normal person would use this situation for retrospection and self improvement but knowing how this usually turns out Jess and cohorts will be working out how to spin this as being a transphobic hate attack with obligatory 'Pls donate to my patron in this dire time of need'.
what halloween costume?
(Linked from this interview Jess did)
 
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The sad thing is a normal person would use this situation for retrospection and self improvement but knowing how this usually turns out Jess and cohorts will be working out how to spin this as being a transphobic hate attack with obligatory 'Pls donate to my patron in this dire time of need'.

was anyone actually buying these? or was it clickbait internet rage headline from trickle down media whores?
 
the best thing about catching up on this thread after new guy went viral is remembering it's not the first time this person accidentally made a likable strawman that went viral.

rip Bradley the Frog

Jess has the ability to create likable characters. Most cartoonists would kill for this. And you're chimping out instead? Wtf bitch?
 
i cant believe i woke up to wokefags and sjws getting upset over taking a character from a strawman comic and making him the personification of wholesomeness

these people preach tolerance and love and uwu but cant take even the most gentle of ribbing, its hilarious
 
i cant believe i woke up to wokefags and sjws getting upset over taking a character from a strawman comic and making him the personification of wholesomeness

these people preach tolerance and love and uwu but cant take even the most gentle of ribbing, its hilarious

They don't actually do that, though. They claim they do that. They actually preach absolute, utter hate to the point they're offended if you say maybe someone's entire family shouldn't be murdered because they once said a word you didn't like.
 
They don't actually do that, though. They claim they do that. They actually preach absolute, utter hate to the point they're offended if you say maybe someone's entire family shouldn't be murdered because they once said a word you didn't like.
well yeah, their reaction to this makes that more than clear

getting robbed is ok if youre rich and say naughty words on the internet, its not like that shit can traumatize people and make them feel unsafe, who cares YOU SAID NIGGER
 
was anyone actually buying these? or was it clickbait internet rage headline from trickle down media whores?
No idea, it seems to be a yearly outrage clickbait thing, I remember one year here in the UK there was a thing about a 'Crazy patient' costume and other year where random social media pearl clutchers were upset that people were dressing up as infamous pedophile Jimmy Saville while over in the US there was the whole cultural approration thing with indian dress then mexican dress then with Disney's Moana princess and so on.
 
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well yeah, their reaction to this makes that more than clear

getting robbed is ok if youre rich and say naughty words on the internet, its not like that shit can traumatize people and make them feel unsafe, who cares YOU SAID NIGGER

Which is probably why this meme triggered them so hard. That four page cartoon was Jess' self insert charachter saying she can't be friends with New Guy. When people started pointing out that New Guy seems to be the perfect meme stand in for Empathy, it rammed the point home that Jess and people like her have no human empathy whatsoever despite all their protestations to the contrary. People like Ya Boi Zack all the way to intellectuals like Douglas Murray and Jordan Peterson have been banging on for YEARS that SJW's are motivated by Hate and Envy rather then Love and Tolerance. New Guy makes hours of autistic rantings accessible in a single graphic. And they just can't handle the truth.

More twitter sperging

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W E A P O N I Z E D......T O L E R A N C E

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Commies trying to save the day

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