DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Comma]

 

[tomstone]

The Disease of Kings

 

[Edge]

It's really telling that once the allegations against Jared turned out to be bullshit, Phil suddenly stopped caring

The allegations weren't bullshit you mouth-breathing retard.

Most of his "debunking" didn't debunk anything. The only reason people think it was a debunking was because of the circlejerk and the fact they wanted jared to be innocent

The video could have been 1 hour of him running around the streets of new york shouting he's gay and you idiots would say he "debunked the haters" because you're not thinking with your brains but with your bias.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

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I mean, yeah. The dude is a complete bitch. There's no way he would go to someone elses house for something. Not only that, but DP smokes weed constantly while they stream and Phil would never put himself in a position to maybe let his guard down on someone elses stream. He's a bitch, so every situation and podcast, and interview has to be finely curated and filtered out until he knows that they won't ask him any hard questions and will allow him to weasel his way out of whatever accusations there might be.

 

[Adamska]

I mean, yeah. The dude is a complete bitch. There's no way he would go to someone elses house for something. Not only that, but DP smokes weed constantly while they stream and Phil would never put himself in a position to maybe let his guard down on someone elses stream. He's a bitch, so every situation and podcast, and interview has to be finely curated and filtered out until he knows that they won't ask him any hard questions and will allow him to weasel his way out of whatever accusations there might be.

Pig fears contact with people and dislikes when he can't keep a lid on his cult of tards. He can and will make up reasons on the fly to avoid ever going on podcasts like that, because this is the chickenshit who ran away from a child due to being too scared to talk back at her in person. He'll then avoid bringing it up unless he can make himself look like a victim.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Did he really say first ever? Because he did it live last year too.

In fact, "doing it live" is just an excuse to be even lazier than he was before because he doesn't have to edit anything.

Go back and read what a trainwreck last year's stream was. First, it was delayed like an hour, during which DSP accidentally admitted that he hasn't updated any of his OBS software in years. Then, when he was talking about each game, he literally just picked a random video from each game play because editing takes effort, so each video "highlight" was literally just DSP slowly walking around.

Not to mention that DBZ Fighters was #6 best of last year, a game he ragequit twice and vowed never to play again.

Edit: Oh my goodness, I forgot about DSP's complete lack of understanding of how webcam resolution works.

I will never, not ever in my whole life, listen to a man that couldn't set up a fucking amazon wishlist when it comes to anything requiring an iota of technical know-how. Sorry Phil, that boat sailed a long time ago.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Hopefully DP reads the emails like they said they would, it's always fun to get a behind the scenes look at how dark acts with people not in the pig cult.

It really is fucking amazing how literally nobody that has ever interacted with this dude comes out of it thinking positively of him. Like it’s mind boggling, you would think one or two bridges wouldn’t get burned by anyone with even a kindergartner understanding of taking to people, but he can’t help but be this sniveling little weasel who has to have everything his way or the highway.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

Hopefully DP reads the emails like they said they would, it's always fun to get a behind the scenes look at how dark acts with people not in the pig cult.

It really is fucking amazing how literally nobody that has ever interacted with this dude comes out of it thinking positively of him. Like it’s mind boggling, you would think one or two bridges wouldn’t get burned by anyone with even a kindergartner understanding of taking to people, but he can’t help but be this sniveling little weasel who has to have everything his way or the highway.

It's actually quite remarkable. John Wayne Gacy had more people with positive interactions with him than Phil. A man with dead bodies buried in his basement has better yelp reviews than our dear pigboy.

I am pretty sure they will read the emails. I stopped watching DP after the split, but they aren't the types to avoid conflict, especially when they are right. They are also pretty accommodating to guests and I don't doubt that they were willing to concede all of the stupid shit Phil would have asked for if he had the balls to actually ask for it. Yes, youtube stream chats are cancer, but you can just...ya know, not look at it. They can even seat him somewhere where he can't see it.

 

[tomstone]

votedemocrat, a guy who cheered over 50 000bits (500$) subbed for 12 months and probably also tipped some $ asked philbert a question and highlighted it (no money attached). votedemocrat gets no response. thats how a real findom/ paypig realtionship should be.
philbert reads all the "moneymessages" after it

 

[big ups liquid richard]

votedemocrat, a guy who cheered over 50 000bits (500$) subbed for 12 months and probably also tipped some $ asked philbert a question and highlighted it (no money attached). votedemocrat gets no response. thats how a real findom/ paypig realtionship should be.
philbert reads all the "moneymessages" after it

That guy has mental issues. He's also a huge paypig to Wings, and seems to get banned constantly yet keeps paying to get unbanned.

 

[BrokeACKMountain]

votedemocrat, a guy who cheered over 50 000bits (500$) subbed for 12 months and probably also tipped some $ asked philbert a question and highlighted it (no money attached). votedemocrat gets no response. thats how a real findom/ paypig realtionship should be.
philbert reads all the "moneymessages" after it

I could nearly understand it if the stream is busy, because at least the cheers/tips/subs have more of a notification attached to them (though so do penne points...). One really fucking scummy thing I've noticed that he does is leave a question open, or answers so vaguely that they'll need to tip again if they want "closure". Having a bit badge means more to the detractor community than it does to Phil.

 

[Toilet Man]

"War in Iran? Oh great." [goatlaugh chin-scratch combo]

This dude...

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He's like a dictator choosing to visit a country without a free press, or more accurately (because this is Quarterpounder we're talking about here) a country with a leader so cucked they are willing to censor their press while he visits.

Makes me think of this tweet. This held up well.
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Only pigroach could read "Jared sucks but you suck way more" and think pRo jArEd FaNbOy haha.

 

[the khat quaffer]

The Disease of Kings

The disease of Kangz vs. poor man's affliction.

 

[Kumquatacus]

what drama is he talking about?

"War in Iran? Oh great." [goatlaugh chin-scratch combo]

This dude...



He's like a dictator choosing to visit a country without a free press, or more accurately (because this is Quarterpounder we're talking about here) a country with a leader so cucked they are willing to censor their press while he visits.



Only pigroach could read "Jared sucks but you suck way more" and think pRo jArEd FaNbOy haha.

imagine dsp gets drafted into ww3

 

[Forbidden Math]

imagine dsp gets drafted into ww3

Too old, but would be sweet. If you're over I think it's like 26 you're fine. Good luck to all the Zoomers.

 

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

I think I just found Phil’s fighting game mantra:

 

[Freshtodeath]

DSP will be fine hiding up in his corner of usa while WW3 happens. He will be streaming and begging. Irananian soldiers can't penetrate the gated condo facility.

 

[DZoomer]

This has probably been posted before, but just in case someone hasn't seen it (I hadn't).

I was fucking around with PigPigGo and found this video. On the timestamp 6:23, Dave actually makes quite a homophobic comment when trying to make fun of YouTube, implying that you go to YouTube if you want to see "some faggot... so-some homo", and to Twitch when you want to see actual gameplay.

What's funny is how he tried to use a "less offensive word" after he said faggot, but I'm pretty sure saying "some homo" is still pretty homophobic.

 

[Shambler]

This has probably been posted before, but just in case someone hasn't seen it (I hadn't).

I was fucking around with PigPigGo and found this video. On the timestamp 6:23, Dave actually makes quite a homophobic comment when trying to make fun of YouTube, implying that you go to YouTube if you want to see "some faggot... so-some homo", and to Twitch when you want to see actual gameplay.

What's funny is how he tried to use a "less offensive word" after he said faggot, but I'm pretty sure saying "some homo" is still pretty homophobic.

yeah it has been talked about before and nothing came of it once twitch knew, he escaped from punishment

 

[DZoomer]

yeah it has been talked about before and nothing came of it once twitch knew, he escaped from punishment

Oh, of course, it was more that I had never heard of that episode for some reason, so I wanted to share with people just in case someone hadn't seen it too.

I also saw that he almost instantly backpedaled on those comments and tried to downplay the use of those words, in usual Pig fashion, saying that he didn't really mean it and was trying to say that that is the kind of thing you see in YouTube comments, which is obviously absurd in the context of what he said. He was making fun of the videos, not the comments in YouTube.

It's a shame that this didn't even get him suspended for some days. But at least to me it is proof that DSP actually thinks badly of gay people, and just refrains from making those comments nowadays.