Lolcow Christopher J. McGee / Chris McGee / Clawshrimpy / Granis25 / "Rose" / "Sammy" / AdoptedAlien, etc & friends - "Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

If he gets bored enough he'll come back here like he did a few months ago. Although that was some dumb gayop where he posted himself supposedly trying to RP with a 17 year old girl and then sperged on Twitter he was hacked.

He might invent a new even more absurd conspiracy against himself, but Shrimpy is inherently an incompetent coward with entitlement problems. He'd have to get super desperate to risk his bed, videogames and supply of fatty foods.

Not really, Shrimpy's just going to get caught RPing with a teenager again or maybe go to jail for soliciting nudes. He's too pussy to look up real child porn (or is he?) and sticks to jerking it to shota but I could see him getting an e-boyfriend who's 16-17 and trying to get nude pics of him.

 

[Emperor Julian]

He is a failure as a lolcow - his tard cum has become stale and sour with his neverending repetitions.

So bassically he failed at being a failure?

 

[Archeopthryx]

So bassically he failed at being a failure?

He even had help from Jim. But he squandered that potential. He's the DSP of lolcows right now. Keeps pushing all the buttons but it's doing nothing.

 

[Archeopthryx]

Hey Shrimpy. Just bouncing this thread up just so you can see this nice and clear. So you say you're 24? Great. See you in the Iran war. Draft age limit is 25.

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

~Chris~ 🏴🏳️‍⚧️🛡️ on Twitter

“This is the person who catfished me and helped one of my harassers compile a 200 page document of doxx and dirt that has gotten me to attempt multiple times over the past year, and so many queer people not only abandoned me without a second thought, but joined the harassment...

twitter.com

https://archive.ph/BpNuk

Some anti is caught stirring drama in the Promare fandom and gets told off. Shrimpy jumps at the chance to attention whore his way into the discussion.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

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~Chris~ 🏴🏳️‍⚧️🛡️ on Twitter

“This is the person who catfished me and helped one of my harassers compile a 200 page document of doxx and dirt that has gotten me to attempt multiple times over the past year, and so many queer people not only abandoned me without a second thought, but joined the harassment...

twitter.com

https://archive.ph/BpNuk

Some anti is caught stirring drama in the Promare fandom and gets told off. Shrimpy jumps at the chance to attention whore his way into the discussion.

Man, I sure do love how he changes things around by going "THIS PERSON IS WORSE THAN ME AND TOTALLY THE REASON ALL THIS SHIT HAPPENED".

When everything about it is bullshit lies. Yes, the anti is also a fucking shitstain, but Chris is still far worse than them. (Still pointing out that there's communities that knew about Chris' bullshit and lies way before Kiwis began to care about his bullshit.)

Keep on lying, Chris, about literally everything as it just proves further no one can believe a damn thing you type.

 

[LoverofPi]

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~Chris~ 🏴🏳️‍⚧️🛡️ on Twitter

“This is the person who catfished me and helped one of my harassers compile a 200 page document of doxx and dirt that has gotten me to attempt multiple times over the past year, and so many queer people not only abandoned me without a second thought, but joined the harassment...

twitter.com

https://archive.ph/BpNuk

Some anti is caught stirring drama in the Promare fandom and gets told off. Shrimpy jumps at the chance to attention whore his way into the discussion.

If there's one genuine constant with Christopher J McGee, it's that he always wants to have the spotlight. He wants it under his rules preferably, but bad attention is better than none.

Man, I sure do love how he changes things around by going "THIS PERSON IS WORSE THAN ME AND TOTALLY THE REASON ALL THIS SHIT HAPPENED".

When everything about it is bullshit lies. Yes, the anti is also a fucking shitstain, but Chris is still far worse than them. (Still pointing out that there's communities that knew about Chris' bullshit and lies way before Kiwis began to care about his bullshit.)

The anti needs therapy for anger issues. Chris needs to be watched so he doesn't groom a child.

Keep on lying, Chris, about literally everything as it just proves further no one can believe a damn thing you type.

Chris literally has no coherent morality or worldview. Like, how many times has he flip flopped on Jim Sterling this year alone?

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

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How the fuck does it take more than 2 or 3 attempts to successfully kill yourself.

I really don't think he's giving it his best.

edit: This is only half on topic, but goddamn, the fact that these shipper retards who are almost entirely NAZIS BAD NAZIS BAD SCARY CANCEL THEM types crying about how insane it is to try and ruin people's lives over internet shit is really funny.

 

[GethN7]

How the fuck does it take more than 2 or 3 attempts to successfully kill yourself.

I really don't think he's giving it his best.

This is a man so lazy even his gay ops are half-assed. Him fucking up doing a flip is par for the course.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

This is a man so lazy even his gay ops are half-assed. Him fucking up doing a flip is par for the course.

Keep in mind, getting into a fight with a cat is considered a suicide attempt for him.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Keep in mind, getting into a fight with a cat is considered a suicide attempt for him.

He must be a D&D player. A first level commoner like him is mincemeat against a housecat, everybody knows this.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

He must be a D&D player. A first level commoner like him is mincemeat against a housecat, everybody knows this.

Shrimpy is a bigger pussy than the housecat is, and he is annoyed that nobody wants to grab him.

 

[Shield Breaker]

How the fuck does it take more than 2 or 3 attempts to successfully kill yourself.

I really don't think he's giving it his best.

'I can’t get the cap off!'

 

[Pizza Box]

He must be a D&D player. A first level commoner like him is mincemeat against a housecat, everybody knows this.

He's the kind of D&D player that'll cry ableism when he loses to a level 1 slime

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

He's the kind of D&D player that'll cry ableism when he loses to a level 1 slime

He would be "that guy", no question

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

Why do some of the "kink" types on the internet always turn out to be kid diddlers or diddlers in the making?

 

[Archeopthryx]

What I really liked on this chapter is that Shrimpy found Jake defending him, followed him, then thanked him. And when Jake suddenly said he's gonna investigate Shrimpy he unfollowed him. Thanks for the 40 followers he's gonna have drama with!

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Why do some of the "kink" types on the internet always turn out to be kid diddlers or diddlers in the making?

Because the majority of these "kink" people (that is, those who make it an integral part of their identity) believe it should be normalized and that inherently involves showing it to kids. No surprise why pedos might be attracted to a subculture which praises children being around men in assless chaps and naked drag queens on leashes.

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

Because the majority of these "kink" people (that is, those who make it an integral part of their identity) believe it should be normalized and that inherently involves showing it to kids. No surprise why pedos might be attracted to a subculture which praises children being around men in assless chaps and naked drag queens on leashes.

All an absolute freakshow

 

[Forte]

He's "painting" again. The cracked bases amuse me.