Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

I don't want the forums fixed. I want them fucked in the funniest way possible. I want Koalas March to be in charge. I want her to drown them in a sea of links to her PayPal account.

Though if I were lowtax I'd bring in anonymous mods and ban all posting about gender identity or politics either for or against in any subforum then just start enforcing the rules SA has had for years.

It amuses me that KM is so keen to emphasise that lowtax is on board with all this because it would require him to retain focus on something other than video games for more than a day, which he doesn't seem capable of doing.

I'm rooting for the trannies 100%. Nothing will be funnier and more disastrous for the site than if that one trans thread starts to dictate sitewide policy. I think they enjoy the internet drama, infighting and cannibalism more than I even like watching it.
 
"Are you now or have you ever been a member of the FYAD forum?"
Everyone who posted there should receive this badge for easy identification.

star.png
 
i feel bad for the group of students who were going to evergreen for science related degrees when this all first kicked off who were like "oh god please no don't ruin the school's reputation for the normal people we'll never find jobs"

last time i visited the campus they had DEMOCRACY DIES IN DARKNESS (the washington post's fedora tipping post-trump tagline) emblazoned across the side of the school.



good post. in my experience with goonettes this is around average/par for the crazy course. do any of them NOT have a cuck?

They’re all soyboy male feminists, so no. Women find those guys off putting. History has also shown them to be rapey as hell.
 
Imagine time travel posting to 2005.

"Donald Trump is president, and Lowtax is banning anyone who talks bad about trannies"
Imagine having a bunch of posts from future SA showed to you in 2005, laughing your ass off at the ridiculous troon's cluster-b antics and hideous appearance...only to discover that the troon is you, 15 years from now.
 
SA troons are the absolute worst troons. I don't think there is even a single SA troon worth saving.

It's impossible for one to be worth saving at all considering how they panic and kill on sight anyone who's acting the least bit out-of-line. They all have to post the same exact way with the same exact opinions, or they'll be *gasp* permanently banished and have to sign up for another forum
 
The forums are literally the reason he has no real job in nearly two decades, handing over his paypig control is something that would legitimately make me wonder if he wasn't already dead.

I could only see this happening in some dire instance of a #MeToo thing or the trannies getting people at some major outlets to start trying to wreck Lowtax's public image. You know, "Something Awful Owner Outed as Transphobic White Supremacist" type articles begin popping up all over the usual suspects and shared en masse.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Ghostse
I just want to point out that tranny whitenoise poster "ShortestPath"'s username probably comes from a very good fantasy book series. The series is about an insane sociopath from a deeply isolated outsider culture who finds his way to real civilization, then uses other people's emotions and social conditioning to gain power over everyone.

sheev ironic.png

Edit for even more irony: The author of said series is a feminist ally that was of course a victim of cancel culture from radfems that had never even read the book, including one that was actually a sockpuppet of a different author who deliberately organized online REE mobs to make it harder for other writers to get published.

Edit 2: Or it's just from Dune, I dunno.

They’re all soyboy male feminists, so no. Women find those guys off putting. History has also shown them to be rapey as hell.
It's like gender roles in orangutans. Males have two distinct morphologies and sets of behavior for different phases of its life. When it acquires a harem by defeating its rivals somehow it becomes huge, strong, and mostly sedentary. This is the Chadutan. The other form was, at least until recently called the "rape and run" phase but I will call it the Soyutan. These orangutans had no harems,, the Staceytans didn't want them, so they stayed slim, sneaky and quick. They would sneak into Chad's harem, rape one of his bitchs, and then quickly run away, thus cucking him. Or the Chadutan notices him sneaking up and just tears the Soyutan apart.
 
Last edited:
Congrats Rich, finally a forum where your next wife will have the huge hairy feet, large rock hard dick and mental instability you always wanted! Hope this one doesn't end in divorce too quickly!

It looks like Lowtax wife #3 will be a tranny.
So when Trannywife divorces him, will the getting ass-fucked by your ex in the divorce be figurative or literal?


Lol of course the troons hate LITERALLY A BIRD:

View attachment 1082354
View attachment 1082355

She is what they will never, ever be.

Them turning on LAB is hilarious becuase she is a militant shitlib.
The left eating their own is hilarious.

Literally a babe.

Those are older pictures. The titays have not fared well in against gravity. Control your thirst, please.

^^^ How the fuck is that even legal or how does that fly with any payment processor on the planet that doesn't run out of Azerbaijan or some shit??? ^^^

He's going to turn over all administrative functions to KM, guaranteed. That is the path of least resistance and LowT is nothing if not predictable.

That's how it used to be: SA used to basically just collect CC info and pass it to the payment gateway through a webform, basically just HTTP put requests. This was common with back room shops until you got into the aughts a bit and embedded APIs became a thing, and from what I understand how SA used to log the info clear text incase their shitty code or servers broke so they could resubmit if needed. This info was later used in a SA witchhunt in a manner that was probably not terribly legal then, but is definitely haram today.

From what I understand, SA uses a different payment processor (or the same payment processor but with upgraded forms) where SA no longer touches your data and just serves up the payment processor's forms and sends everything to them encrypted.

If you were a fucking idiot you could probably pull some Code-fu and insert a listener/logger that redirects data - as I recall that is hard to do now, since processors are looking for the transaction data to come from the client and not the partner server; and if you are found doing this you will likely be instantly banned from the network - but as they can't even delete FYAD and the admins have buttons that will break the forum if pressed....I doubt anyone is that level of capable of this sort of man-in-the-middle bullshit.


Now, if you suspect fraud, you can request a record report from your provider that they may or may not comply with (or if you are not a retard, you are databasing (or at least spread-sheeting) your receipts); since SA doesn't ship anything, there's no "shipping" address collected, only a billing address that is PII so they may not provide that.
In addition to that, unless SA is logging Transaction Number to Forum Action (unlikely since Mods/Admins can do that shit for free) there would be no way to turn that data in actionable info.
 
I just want to point out that tranny whitenoise poster "ShortestPath"'s username probably comes from a very good fantasy book series. The series is about an insane sociopath from a deeply isolated outsider culture who finds his way to real civilization, then uses other people's emotions and social conditioning to gain power over everyone.

View attachment 1082737

Edit for even more irony: The author of said series is a feminist ally that was of course a victim of cancel culture from radfems that had never even read the book, including one that was actually a sockpuppet of a different author who deliberately organized online REE mobs to make it harder for other writers to get published.

Edit 2: Or it's just from Dune, I dunno.


It's like gender roles in orangutans. Males have two distinct morphologies and sets of behavior for different phases of its life. When it acquires a harem by defeating its rivals somehow it becomes huge, strong, and mostly sedentary. This is the Chadutan. The other form was, at least until recently called the "rape and run" phase but I will call it the Soyutan. These orangutans had no harems,, the Staceytans didn't want them, so they stayed slim, sneaky and quick. They would sneak into Chad's harem, rape one of his bitchs, and then quickly run away, thus cucking him. Or the Chadutan notices him sneaking up and just tears the Soyutan apart.
I read that series, and remember that manufactured outrage from the OnlyRequiresHate blog. She has a thread here on KW in Rat King https://kiwifarms.net/threads/venes...-hate-winterfox-pyrofennec-acrackedmoon.5981/
Anyway, I also remember there's a longtime insufferable male feminist type bookbarn poster goon who also happened to be a published SF&F author who used to whiteknight for her hard. Now I'm wondering if he's a rl friend and colleague of ORH that was using early troon turfing techniques, adding another meta level to this ouroborous of faggotry, or if he really is just that soy-infused?
 
It only works because trannies tend to either kiss up to, or become mods in their community, so they get some iron-fisted authority to back up their rētarded screeching. Their ideology doesnt make sense and the rules change with the wind, so there's no intelligent way to defend it. Just sit there and screech until the mods boot whomever you're antagonizing. Add to that their severe list of no-no words and all they can really do is sit there and screech.

Trannies tend to not have jobs or very menial ones. They also love drama, and as narcissists usually have the narcissist's ability to toady up to the powerful; combined with the usual "I AM GOING THROUGH WITH KILLING MYSELF TONIGHT AS SOON AS WE'RE DONE CHATTING I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOODBYE" emotional blackmail/ego massages they give to anyone unfortunate enough to respond to their contact attempts and isn't a complete misanthrope.

Anytime they fuck up and go too far, their 'allies' will message the aggreived parties with "I know RealLady8=D went way too far with their posts, but they were having real bad dysphoria and had 3 tampons shoved in their ass trying to have a period and they threatened to kill themselves, so please let them off the hook".

So this leads to them having TONS of time to spend on the forum, lots of off-forum contact with users, and a large number of posters with at very least sympathy for the tranny because of lack of interaction with them, and only their allies running interferance about their sadbrains. Which is how they tend to rise to the top.

Again, the only correct response to trannies wanting any sort of special treatment is telling them to shut up and join the 41%. When you don't, you end up with CURRENT YEAR SomethingAwful.
 
I see, so the "let's pull the credit card data to extract the personal details and try to ruin the life of everyone who has crossed us in the last 20 years" may be harder than it sounds, wonder what plan B is.
A paranoid race to the top tier of mods power, so they can hit the forums self-destruct button and take everyone out in glorious troon suicide jihad
 
Can I get an explanation of what happened to these posts?

And what they were, for that matter.

I posted some shit about a mod that I’ve had a beef with for a while because someone I was friends with got involved with her and got wrecked and became an alcoholic shithead. I edited it out because it felt faggoty to be so catty.
 
Last edited:
I see, so the "let's pull the credit card data to extract the personal details and try to ruin the life of everyone who has crossed us in the last 20 years" may be harder than it sounds, wonder what plan B is.

Likely its a scare tactic. When they were logging the data, they did exactly that to out and ban a perma'ed poster at least once, because a mod ( I think Icequeen, maybe Fistgrrl) had a grudge against them, and it caused some forums drama when it came out. I don't when (or really if) they changed systems/processors, or how scummy or dumb their processor is and if it would give up billing data.

If SA did ban by doing after-the-fact look ups they & the processor would be on the hook for some very serious PII-compromise shit. (The last payment processor I dealt with, which was many moons ago, did give you the ability to black list names & (esssentially) numbers from your gateway, and had a check box for "We've got a list of suspected fraudsters & accounts tied to dubious fraud. Tell any card on this list to fuck straight off from checking out at your site?", but that was on the front end.)

However, IIRC, the way they use now is to check & compare IP logs. I believe SA logs your IP address when you post, so mods can check IPs between accounts.

Hmmm. Could all this FYAD witchhunting just be a way for Lowtax to sell more Nord subscriptions for referral bux?
 
Last edited:
I posted some shit about a mod that I’ve had a beef with for a while because someone I was friends with got involved with her and got wrecked and became an alcoholic shithead. I edited it out because it felt faggoty to be so catty. It was quoted if you want to read it.

Ah I see, about LITERALLY A BIRD being a child groomer?

I don't know, does that really count as catty if it's accurate? A similar thing was reported about Shane Holmberg of Weeb Wars, I think.
 
Back