Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

Lol, so in addition to being a moronic pussy, Marshall's also a short fatass? Couple all of that with being a beaner and a mountain jew and you've got a guy who has to tape his mouth shut in the shower so he doesn't drown. :story:
 
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I will do my best to answer this in a brief manner. I believe in a mixture of Judaism and Christianity. I am a communist. There was an ancient Jewish religious group known as the Essenes and their group is essentially what I subscribe to, but within the context of Christianity. the closest group in Christianity to my beliefs is the Ethiopian Orthodox Church. I believe we must be sinless 100% or else we will be damned forever. I believe everything is alive. Humans, animals, plants, stars, and elements I consider living beings who are conscious, have the ability to be righteous or sin, and can learn and make complex choices with free will. I believe in trying to learn as many important things as possible, and to try to love others as much as possible, and to try to develop your skills and power as much as you can without going against your responsibilities. I consider more than 300 books of the Bible and I have discovered that the Bible has many errors and corruptions so I am doing research to restore the original text of the Bible as best as can be done. I consider logic supreme and superior to the Bible, so everything in the Scriptures must be tested with logic and reason. I am also very pro environment and health nut, and I think its wrong to kill mosquitos most of the time. I believe the concept of copyright is nonsense, and I believe I can break any laws of the government than I consider to be unjust laws. I think private property is a sin. I believe we are to share what we have with others and not hoard things to ourselves. So I consider the rich to be very evil people who are in the wrong. The rich should help other people not themselves. They only care mainly about themselves. They think if they give a few million dollars they are good people. But they are wrong. They need to devote everything they have into helping others, otherwise they are in the wrong. I do not believe in the right to bear arms except in the context of forming a militia or entering an actual war. i believe in trying to be peaceful if possible and violence and killing should be a last resort. I believe in living a life where you are not full of anger and hate but instead trying to be loving and kind to everyone even to people that hate you. Hence why I am trying to love this woman that hates me. If i didn't care for her then I would have moved on from her long ago. My religion is much more complicated than that but hopefully that satisfactorily gives you an idea of the type of person and beliefs I have. Oh i also believe everything in existence is just a matrix and the physical world as we know it is just an illusion or rather a computer generated program if you will as an analogy.

My influences are tons of books I consider Scripture. Also I like certain movies and tv shows. Lost and Person of Interest were two of my favorite shows which have influenced me. I also like Disney's Tangled and Dreamworks how to train your dragon. Melinda has been a huge influence for me in some of this as well, because she asked me to help her do some of these things a few years ago, but she didn't go nearly as extreme as me. But she has been a large influence on some of my beliefs. Also I have read Plato and I think some of Plato's ideas have shaped my beliefs in big ways.

I think that all religions are much closer to the truth than people give them credit for. I suspect most of the gods were actual real beings. But some of the stories about them have been tampered with over time and altered from the originals. I think rather than Babylonian and Sanskrit being a source of Abrahamic religion, i think the religions stem independently from an older religion. I think all religions ultimately stem back to a universal religion.

I like Taylor Swift, Jennifer Lopez, and various worship music groups. I also in the past have liked country. I was never heavy metal person.

The most important part of my discoveries are the realization that the Bible as we have it has been altered significantly from the originals and my discoveries have enabled me to have a very good idea of the original extent of the Bible. Other people know the bible has been altered significantly but up until now there hasn't been a lot to go on for knowing what the original form of the Bible was. But in the last 100 years some special manuscripts of the Bible were discovered and with the invention of the internet and the huge increase in ability for people to study these otherwise obscure writings and documents, it has enabled me to find the original form of the Bible that other scholars did not know but it was under their noses the whole time. I simply put the dots together and its all making sense. It may sound hard to believe the way I say it, but when you start looking at the evidence I found, it becomes overwhelming that what I have discovered is closer to the truth of restoring the original form of the Bible than anyone else has ever gotten in at least 1800 years.
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Marshall-Law said:
No your lying I have all your fake profile names. You are using 3 different accounts on this thread alone. Nice try loser.
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Is there a pic of this Tamar slit? really need to see what all the fuss is about.
 
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Is there a pic of this Tamar slit? really need to see what all the fuss is about.
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Here's her and the wigger manlet
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Hi @xtamarlover good to see you liking people's comments on here today. Since you said it yourself and the FBI said you could TALK about Melinda and not CONTACT Melinda, could you tell us what your favorite feature about her is?
 
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Hi @xtamarlover good to see you liking people's comments on here today. Since you said it yourself and the FBI said you could TALK about Melinda and not CONTACT Melinda, could you tell us what your favorite feature about her is?
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No they clarified and said not to get involved at all and not to feed the drama. I just ask that people not be overly harsh with Melinda. I like that she believes we have to be perfect/tamiym. I don't really want to talk about Melinda any more on here though cause she's not part of my life any more and like I said I'm trying to move on and be a better person. I just want the shitty drama to be over with. Which is why I stopped contacting Melinda and Marshall months ago. But like I said, at any time if Marshall and her aren't together, I'd be happy to be friends or on speaking terms again with melinda if she was to reach out to me. But otherwise, out of sight out of mind. I have good memories of our past friendship, and I'll cling on to those in her memory. And when she dies of hopefully old age, I will most likely visit her grave at least once in her honor. Thats what a good friend would do and I only wanted to be a good friend to her this whole time. So i'd visit her grave if i was still alive and she wasn't. There are many ways in my personal life i will incorporate things I learned or experienced from Melinda into my future life. I have been forever shaped by Melinda, and even though much of it was horrible, I am glad i met her, because it has shaped me to be the person I am today. And I mostly love who I am today. The only parts about myself I don't love are I still struggle with lust, but this year I plan on vanquishing those evil desires of my heart. I am almost ready to give up all lusting. But definitely over Melinda.

definitely not over my ex girlfriend. definitely still heartbroken from my ex girlfriend. And I will fight the rest of my life to either befriend my ex girlfriend, or to get a final conversation with her. And since I actually dated my ex girlfriend, I won't let this go without a fight. I gave my ex girlfriend 2 years of a break. After that, I'll fight it as much as I can (and do a few things i didn't do with melinda though nothing bad like i did with melinda). Unless during these 2 years i have an epiphany or i find someone that makes me completely not care about my ex anymore. we will see. as for now, my lovequest has shifted permanently to my ex girlfriend.

Just to clarify, I do NOT intend to kidnap any woman in the future. Since Marshall said to you in private messages when you contacted him and Melinda that he saw in this thread my comments about kidnapping. I wish to address those comments about kidnapping. The fact is, everyone has thoughts about committing crimes. we are only human. It is not a cause of concern that i thought about "what if i were to do x" type of thought experiments. everyone has those thought experiments. When i entertained the possibility i quickly dismissed the possibility when i realized it was a horrible criminal punishment i would never want to receive. So i believe true kidnapping is really evil and not something ever i would want to do. however, for a tiny moment of time a few years ago, I thought about a less horrible form of kidnapping which is simply "restraining" the person against their will. however, my research led me to discover that legally that is the same as kidnapping. Once i realized the law regards it as the same and gives a horrible punishment for doing it, I immediately dismissed it as something I would never do. I have never kidnapped anyone in any way shape or form. and I never will. But there's no shame in admitting i thought about doing bad things. just as everyone has. Marshall and Melinda certainly have thought horrible things and crimes about me. They have indicated that they have thought about killing me or beating me up. Its not wrong for them to think about it as long as they don't have any intention on doing it. just as it is not wrong for me to think about crimes as long as there is no intent to follow through with any such ideas. I have thought about me watching child pornography. I have thought about me doing molestation. I have thought about me doing rape. I have thought about me doing murder. I've thought about engaging in homosexuality. I've thought about engaging in adultery. I've thought about engaging in prostitution. I have thought about many things. But those aren't things I'd act upon. I can think about everything because my mind allows me to think about everything. Usually if i think about something its a passing thought immediately dismissed. but some of the thoughts linger and are more desirable or tempting, such as what i said about restraining to talk to someone (i thought this about my ex Lyndsey). I actually looked up the law about what are the punishments if i was to restrain someone against their will. i didn't like what i read so that instantly killed that fantasy of wishing to kidnap my ex Lyndsey. to my knowledge, i never thought about kidnapping Melinda. When I mention the stuff about kidnapping, i was referring to my ex Lyndsey who I thought about restraining against her will to have a discussion. But i never did such a thing with her nor did i threaten to her that i would. And since Lyndsey accused me falsely of kidnapping her in the past, I wouldn't want to feed her delusion by making it a reality. Anyways, that's my words on kidnapping. I will never kidnap anyone unless its justified. (and i'll never kidnap Melinda. I say this so that she will not fear me kidnapping her as I would never do such a thing to her). Kidnapping is only justified like when your life is in danger. like if someone is trying to kill you, you can kidnap (restrain) the person trying to kill you. No one is trying to kill me, so I'm not going to restrain anyone.
 
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xtamarlover said:
No they clarified and said not to get involved at all and not to feed the drama. I just ask that people not be overly harsh with Melinda. I like that she believes we have to be perfect/tamiym. I don't really want to talk about Melinda any more on here though cause she's not part of my life any more and like I said I'm trying to move on and be a better person. I just want the shitty drama to be over with. Which is why I stopped contacting Melinda and Marshall months ago. But like I said, at any time if Marshall and her aren't together, I'd be happy to be friends or on speaking terms again with melinda if she was to reach out to me. But otherwise, out of sight out of mind. I have good memories of our past friendship, and I'll cling on to those in her memory. And when she dies of hopefully old age, I will most likely visit her grave at least once in her honor. Thats what a good friend would do and I only wanted to be a good friend to her this whole time. So i'd visit her grave if i was still alive and she wasn't. There are many ways in my personal life i will incorporate things I learned or experienced from Melinda into my future life. I have been forever shaped by Melinda, and even though much of it was horrible, I am glad i met her, because it has shaped me to be the person I am today. And I mostly love who I am today. The only parts about myself I don't love are I still struggle with lust, but this year I plan on vanquishing those evil desires of my heart. I am almost ready to give up all lusting. But definitely over Melinda.

definitely not over my ex girlfriend. definitely still heartbroken from my ex girlfriend. And I will fight the rest of my life to either befriend my ex girlfriend, or to get a final conversation with her. And since I actually dated my ex girlfriend, I won't let this go without a fight. I gave my ex girlfriend 2 years of a break. After that, I'll fight it as much as I can (and do a few things i didn't do with melinda though nothing bad like i did with melinda). Unless during these 2 years i have an epiphany or i find someone that makes me completely not care about my ex anymore. we will see. as for now, my lovequest has shifted permanently to my ex girlfriend.

Just to clarify, I do NOT intend to kidnap any woman in the future. Since Marshall said to you in private messages when you contacted him and Melinda that he saw in this thread my comments about kidnapping. I wish to address those comments about kidnapping. The fact is, everyone has thoughts about committing crimes. we are only human. It is not a cause of concern that i thought about "what if i were to do x" type of thought experiments. everyone has those thought experiments. When i entertained the possibility i quickly dismissed the possibility when i realized it was a horrible criminal punishment i would never want to receive. So i believe true kidnapping is really evil and not something ever i would want to do. however, for a tiny moment of time a few years ago, I thought about a less horrible form of kidnapping which is simply "restraining" the person against their will. however, my research led me to discover that legally that is the same as kidnapping. Once i realized the law regards it as the same and gives a horrible punishment for doing it, I immediately dismissed it as something I would never do. I have never kidnapped anyone in any way shape or form. and I never will. But there's no shame in admitting i thought about doing bad things. just as everyone has. Marshall and Melinda certainly have thought horrible things and crimes about me. They have indicated that they have thought about killing me or beating me up. Its not wrong for them to think about it as long as they don't have any intention on doing it. just as it is not wrong for me to think about crimes as long as there is no intent to follow through with any such ideas. I have thought about me watching child pornography. I have thought about me doing molestation. I have thought about me doing rape. I have thought about me doing murder. I've thought about engaging in homosexuality. I've thought about engaging in adultery. I've thought about engaging in prostitution. I have thought about many things. But those aren't things I'd act upon. I can think about everything because my mind allows me to think about everything. Usually if i think about something its a passing thought immediately dismissed. but some of the thoughts linger and are more desirable or tempting, such as what i said about restraining to talk to someone (i thought this about my ex Lyndsey). I actually looked up the law about what are the punishments if i was to restrain someone against their will. i didn't like what i read so that instantly killed that fantasy of wishing to kidnap my ex Lyndsey. to my knowledge, i never thought about kidnapping Melinda. When I mention the stuff about kidnapping, i was referring to my ex Lyndsey who I thought about restraining against her will to have a discussion. But i never did such a thing with her nor did i threaten to her that i would. And since Lyndsey accused me falsely of kidnapping her in the past, I wouldn't want to feed her delusion by making it a reality. Anyways, that's my words on kidnapping. I will never kidnap anyone unless its justified. (and i'll never kidnap Melinda. I say this so that she will not fear me kidnapping her as I would never do such a thing to her). Kidnapping is only justified like when your life is in danger. like if someone is trying to kill you, you can kidnap (restrain) the person trying to kill you. No one is trying to kill me, so I'm not going to restrain anyone.
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I've never had most of those horrifying thoughts that you speak about. This is scary. Not like in an Im afraid kind of way, but like an you're insane kind of way.

Thank you for at least answering my question and making this thread fun, unlike massive faggot @Marshall-Law
xtamarlover said:
No they clarified and said not to get involved at all and not to feed the drama. I just ask that people not be overly harsh with Melinda. I like that she believes we have to be perfect/tamiym. I don't really want to talk about Melinda any more on here though cause she's not part of my life any more and like I said I'm trying to move on and be a better person. I just want the shitty drama to be over with. Which is why I stopped contacting Melinda and Marshall months ago. But like I said, at any time if Marshall and her aren't together, I'd be happy to be friends or on speaking terms again with melinda if she was to reach out to me. But otherwise, out of sight out of mind. I have good memories of our past friendship, and I'll cling on to those in her memory. And when she dies of hopefully old age, I will most likely visit her grave at least once in her honor. Thats what a good friend would do and I only wanted to be a good friend to her this whole time. So i'd visit her grave if i was still alive and she wasn't. There are many ways in my personal life i will incorporate things I learned or experienced from Melinda into my future life. I have been forever shaped by Melinda, and even though much of it was horrible, I am glad i met her, because it has shaped me to be the person I am today. And I mostly love who I am today. The only parts about myself I don't love are I still struggle with lust, but this year I plan on vanquishing those evil desires of my heart. I am almost ready to give up all lusting. But definitely over Melinda.

definitely not over my ex girlfriend. definitely still heartbroken from my ex girlfriend. And I will fight the rest of my life to either befriend my ex girlfriend, or to get a final conversation with her. And since I actually dated my ex girlfriend, I won't let this go without a fight. I gave my ex girlfriend 2 years of a break. After that, I'll fight it as much as I can (and do a few things i didn't do with melinda though nothing bad like i did with melinda). Unless during these 2 years i have an epiphany or i find someone that makes me completely not care about my ex anymore. we will see. as for now, my lovequest has shifted permanently to my ex girlfriend.

Just to clarify, I do NOT intend to kidnap any woman in the future. Since Marshall said to you in private messages when you contacted him and Melinda that he saw in this thread my comments about kidnapping. I wish to address those comments about kidnapping. The fact is, everyone has thoughts about committing crimes. we are only human. It is not a cause of concern that i thought about "what if i were to do x" type of thought experiments. everyone has those thought experiments. When i entertained the possibility i quickly dismissed the possibility when i realized it was a horrible criminal punishment i would never want to receive. So i believe true kidnapping is really evil and not something ever i would want to do. however, for a tiny moment of time a few years ago, I thought about a less horrible form of kidnapping which is simply "restraining" the person against their will. however, my research led me to discover that legally that is the same as kidnapping. Once i realized the law regards it as the same and gives a horrible punishment for doing it, I immediately dismissed it as something I would never do. I have never kidnapped anyone in any way shape or form. and I never will. But there's no shame in admitting i thought about doing bad things. just as everyone has. Marshall and Melinda certainly have thought horrible things and crimes about me. They have indicated that they have thought about killing me or beating me up. Its not wrong for them to think about it as long as they don't have any intention on doing it. just as it is not wrong for me to think about crimes as long as there is no intent to follow through with any such ideas. I have thought about me watching child pornography. I have thought about me doing molestation. I have thought about me doing rape. I have thought about me doing murder. I've thought about engaging in homosexuality. I've thought about engaging in adultery. I've thought about engaging in prostitution. I have thought about many things. But those aren't things I'd act upon. I can think about everything because my mind allows me to think about everything. Usually if i think about something its a passing thought immediately dismissed. but some of the thoughts linger and are more desirable or tempting, such as what i said about restraining to talk to someone (i thought this about my ex Lyndsey). I actually looked up the law about what are the punishments if i was to restrain someone against their will. i didn't like what i read so that instantly killed that fantasy of wishing to kidnap my ex Lyndsey. to my knowledge, i never thought about kidnapping Melinda. When I mention the stuff about kidnapping, i was referring to my ex Lyndsey who I thought about restraining against her will to have a discussion. But i never did such a thing with her nor did i threaten to her that i would. And since Lyndsey accused me falsely of kidnapping her in the past, I wouldn't want to feed her delusion by making it a reality. Anyways, that's my words on kidnapping. I will never kidnap anyone unless its justified. (and i'll never kidnap Melinda. I say this so that she will not fear me kidnapping her as I would never do such a thing to her). Kidnapping is only justified like when your life is in danger. like if someone is trying to kill you, you can kidnap (restrain) the person trying to kill you. No one is trying to kill me, so I'm not going to restrain anyone.
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Who do you think does most of the cooking in the Castersen-Scott household? Marshall seems like he tries to grill, but fails and burns the burgers.
 
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I've never had most of those horrifying thoughts that you speak about. This is scary. Not like in an Im afraid kind of way, but like an you're insane kind of way.

Thank you for at least answering my question and making this thread fun, unlike massive faggot @Marshall-Law
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When someone is in your hands and you have the power to harm them, that awareness can manifest as an explicit thought about various ways you could hurt them. Some thoughts are like i could do this but i wouldnt want to, like molestation. Other thoughts are i actually thought about doing it. For example, although im not gay i was actually tempted to see a male prostitute to fulfill certain fantasies i had. But im not tempted by that anymore.
 
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Ilike that she believes we have to be perfect
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Yet she's fucking terrible at everything she does and doesn't bother learning from her own rampant stupidity. I bet between those three traits she's a riot to have around.
xtamarlover said:
I will fight the rest of my life to either befriend my ex girlfriend, or to get a final conversation with her. And since I actually dated my ex girlfriend, I won't let this go without a fight. I gave my ex girlfriend 2 years of a break. After that, I'll fight it as much as I can (and do a few things i didn't do with melinda though nothing bad like i did with melinda). Unless during these 2 years i have an epiphany or i find someone that makes me completely not care about my ex anymore. we will see. as for now, my lovequest has shifted permanently to my ex girlfriend.
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Dude go to a therapist. Read them this exact quote and ask them "good idea or bad idea?" Then listen to what they tell you. I honestly believe you're the most actually autistic person we discuss. You have zero theory of mind. Not everyone wants what you want and that is their right. You push people farther and farther away with this shit, and the problem is the further you push someone the harder you push.

She is aware you want to still be friends, but she doesn't want that. Eventually you're going to keep this horse shit up and pull it with the wrong person. You'll end up dead, severely beaten or in prison over it.

Get fucking help dude.
 
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Holy shit this is hilarious.


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For example, although im not gay i was actually tempted to see a male prostitute to fulfill certain fantasies i had. But im not tempted by that anymore.
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This is why you're a lolcow Andrew. Not because you're gay, because you publicly say shit like this (well, and all the stalking and crazy religious nonsense.)
 
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I'm not Marshall Castersen
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I just now started reading this amazing thread but you’ve claimed to know this guy, chose this name, like wrestling, follow the same fake Jew cult, have been in the Bay Area (when you met Steve Austin or whatever in SF), and were in @xtamarlover ’s house, so he knows you. Also you and him have the same wifebeater false machismo I’ve only seen in methheads and race war enthusiasts

What the actual fuck

@xtamarlover dude don’t give that chick any more lunch money, this dude’s just gonna buy trucks with it and they’ll think they’re pulling some genius scam
 
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Yet she's fucking terrible at everything she does and doesn't bother learning from her own rampant stupidity. I bet between those three traits she's a riot to have around.

Dude go to a therapist. Read them this exact quote and ask them "good idea or bad idea?" Then listen to what they tell you. I honestly believe you're the most actually autistic person we discuss. You have zero theory of mind. Not everyone wants what you want and that is their right. You push people farther and farther away with this shit, and the problem is the further you push someone the harder you push.

She is aware you want to still be friends, but she doesn't want that. Eventually you're going to keep this horse shit up and pull it with the wrong person. You'll end up dead, severely beaten or in prison over it.

Get fucking help dude.
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It's literally schizo-posting tier stuff. It's like Andrew is suppressing a great many things. I worry for him.
 
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xtamarlover said:
When someone is in your hands and you have the power to harm them, that awareness can manifest as an explicit thought about various ways you could hurt them. Some thoughts are like i could do this but i wouldnt want to, like molestation. Other thoughts are i actually thought about doing it. For example, although im not gay i was actually tempted to see a male prostitute to fulfill certain fantasies i had. But im not tempted by that anymore.
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Who do you think does the cooking in the Castersen/Scott household? Do you think they make Mac N Cheese a lot?
 
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Who do you think does the cooking in the Castersen/Scott household? Do you think they make Mac N Cheese a lot?
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im pretty sure i said I didn't want to keep talking about Melinda so why do you keep asking questions to me about her? I don't know what they eat. Organic when able to afford. Occasional cooking of fish caught by Melinda. Nothing else really to say beyond that its just speculation.

Now, I'm trying to redirect the attention away from Melinda to me. Hence why i mentioned personal stuff so you can target me instead and make fun of me instead of her.
 
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im pretty sure i said I didn't want to keep talking about Melinda so why do you keep asking questions to me about her? I don't know what they eat. Organic when able to afford. Occasional cooking of fish caught by Melinda. Nothing else really to say beyond that its just speculation.

Now, I'm trying to redirect the attention away from Melinda to me. Hence why i mentioned personal stuff so you can target me instead and make fun of me instead of her.
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Oh okay cool and thank you very much for answering my question in a timely fashion. And a very great evening to you my good sir.
 
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