The therapy is clearly working wonders. Guess the therapist never gave her the most basic life advice you’d give anyone whose life is this fucked up: Keep it simple. Wasting energy and precious brain cells on diet dollar schemes does not count as simple.
Here it is. (doh, ninja'd!)
Amy said Ali works from early in the morning until late at night. She got out of therapy at 10:30 then ran an errand and likely didn't get home until close to noon. Who's watching the kids?
To be fair, no one is watching the kids even when Amy is awake and up. I really wish someone would call CPS
Does her illegally adopted kid go to school? Or is he the unpaid full-time nanny?To be fair, no one is watching the kids even when Amy is awake and up. I really wish someone would call CPS
He was "home schooled" up until last year. Who knows how often he attends, though.
I've got a terrible feeling she holds her son out of school on those days. She mentioned how he's catching up on some learning he's been behind on.
Zach must have worked out she's going to cameo on 1000lb Sisters so
Ah yes, good ole K.I.S.S. Keep it simple, stupid. Totally apropos.
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Okay gotta ask how you can watch her every video without your mental sanity and soul leaving your body ? Out of pure curiosityWe're in the Twilight Zone or something because there was a glitch in time and space where the fat folded back on itself and the end is the beginning and none of it was endurable. Amy has another massive chimpout about the lard bucket money and "explained" the situation again. Six snouts. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be confused.
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-Welcome to her channel and the Crapperwagon
-Off to counseling
-Hasn't been in two weeks
-Reality
-Fills better
*cough cough*
-Fills good
-Energy at zero
-SHE DID NOT EAT YESTERDAY!!!!
-RILLY HONESTLY DID NOT EAT!!!!
-Had two carrots yesterday
-And a hot dog
-Hopefully she can eat today
-She needs to eat
-Do not be concerned for her low calories
-Does the best she can
-She does not eat enough
-Fills like she is constantly eating but she isn't!!!!
-Has not filled out MFP because she is not eating!!!!
-Except for carrots and hot dogs
-Sure, she *could* put that in MFP
-But that would be a waste
-Will wait until she starts eating again before using MFP
-Will use an app Cupcake told her about instead
-Can't figure out MFP
-Does not understand macros
-Is confused
-Sticks with calories
-Focused
-IS NOT EATING ENOUGH CALORIES!!!!
-Will focus on that
-Zero carb
-Doesn't know if she will do zero carb
-PEOPLE TOLD HER NOT TO!!!!
-She knows she keeps changing this n that
-But she is doing this for a whole year
-Substainable
-Substaining
-Substainable
- FOR A YEAR!!!!
-So if she needs to change things she will
-Or not
-IS DOING WHAT SHE HAS TO DO TO BE SUCCESSFUL AT WHAT SHE'S DOING!!!!
-FOR ME
-There might be ups ad downs
-THIS IS ABOUT HER!!!!
-DON'T JUDGE THAT AS A FAILURE ALREADY!!!!
-Has to find what works FOR HER
-Substainable
-She can have weight loss but then not lose weight
-She is picky
-Substainable
*yawns
-Will do nothing today
-WELCOME BACK TO HER CHANNEL!!!!
-It is a blusterous day
-Counseling
-Hasn't been in two weeks...
*OMG WE'RE STUCK IN A TIME LOOP!!!!*
-Her counselor was off
-Fills better
-Routine
-Eating has sucked
-YES IT IS RILL THAT SHE ISN'T EATING!!!!
-No energy
-Cannot eat
-Two carrots and a hot dog
-Told Ali she wants to work on a minu
-And the calories on the minu
-That way she doesn't have to figure out calories
-Hasn't used MFP because she isn't eating
-Will use a different app
-She will put it somewhere
-Cupcake
*cough cough*
-Has done nothing
-SO SICK
-Energy
-As took a toll on the house
-FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION
-Will do nothing today
-Will not take the kidses out
-She has to go out today
-Has not done anything
-Will start recording her food for you
-WILL TRY AND GET AS MANY CALORIES AS SHE CAN!!!!
-HAS NOT HAD ENOUGH CALORIES!!!!
-Does not eat
-No appetite
-Good morning
-The Kathy Channel????
-Will post link in the description box
-Is there enough room for Kathy to join the lard bucket challenge?
-ABSOLUTELY!!!!
-Kathy will not be giving gifts or money
-Kathy will be accountable
-Jen is on board
-ACCOUNTABILITY!!!!
-Go look at Kathy
-Is going to counseling
-Regimint
-NEEDS FOOD AND CALORIES!!!!
-YES, she HAS changed things
-THIS WILL BE A YEAR LONG THING THIS IS ABOUT HER!!!!
-PEOPLE FIXY-ATING ON WHAT SHE SAID IN THE BEGINNING!!!!
-THINGS WILL CHANGE!!!!
-SUBSTAINABLE!!!!
-Just go with the flow
-Stop saying what she said she will do
-GIVE HER SOME SLACK!!!!
-YES THIS IS A CHALLENGE WITH JEN
-BUT THIS IS ABOUT *HER*
-THIS IS HER GETTING HER LIFE BACK TOGETHER!!!!
-PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW SHE ISN'T GOING TO GIVE THE MONEY NOW
-Okay. Here's the jiff of that
-JEN ASKED *HER* TO DO THIS CHALLENGE!!!!
-Something boldy something gave to Amberlynn
-Not aware of that challenge
-Dollar/pound/bucket/giving the bucket
-So her subs can be a part of that
-THEN PEOPLE FLIPPED OUT SAYING SHE WOULD GIVE MONEY!!!!
-People will not accept her money
-So she backtracked and decided to keep the money
-Jen will still give you money
-AMY WILL NOT GIVE MONEY BECAUSE PEOPLE TOLD HER TO NOT GIVE MONEY!!!!
-OTHER PEOPLE TOLD HER!!!!
-Will not prove herself
-You will believe her or not
-Take it or not
-She WAS going to do the money thing
-THEN PEOPLE MADE HER TAKE IT BACK AND NOT GIVE MONEY!!!!
-So then she backtracked
-THEN PEOPLE YELLED AT HER FOR NOT GIVING MONEY!!!!
-She's damned if she am and she's damned if she don't
-So she decided to keep the money and spend it on herself
-MUH INNOCENCE!!!!
-SO YES, she DID change the rules
-She will give a $25 Amazon gift card okay?
-But she is keeping the lard bucket money
-Her journey
-BECAUSE PEOPLE YELLED AT HER FOR GIVING MONEY!!!!
-Is why she is keeping the money
-SHE IS DOING THE BEST SHE CAN!!!!
-But she probably shouldn't because
-At the end of the day she looks like she doesn't know what she's talking about
-Will change things as she goes
-What works for her
-She is not doing keto
-Does not undersand it
-Whatever
-Carb free
-Will do what works for her
-SO SHE CAN GET HER LIFE BACK
-DO NOT HOLD HER TO ANYTHING SHE SAYS!!!!
*burps
-Where it comes to her ideas and plans
-Kinks
-Needs to get moving
-Her heart rate
-She will walk in the house today
-Will record it
-Needs ANOTHER tripod
-The first two broke
-Needs a third one
-Her tripods do not last
-Legs snap off
-Jerryrig
-It will benefit her
-Will eat breakfast now
-She will bump her eating up today
-BYE BYE!!!!
Feds and content cops who watch CP for a living would struggle to consume this much Amy. @StrawberryDouche, I hope you have adequate emotional support. Perhaps a skunk or even a therapist.
Dates aren’t called nature’s candy for nothing. Also TIL flatbread isn’t bread.
Looked up some facts about dates. Eat four and you have 268 calories and 64 grams of sugar.
Not to mention that stuffed grape leaves (dolmas/mashi) are usually filled with rice and sometimes ground meat. Then they are doused in a cup or so of olive oil. While delicious, the calories add up fast.
somebody has. It might be why the oldest kid has to go to school now? But oregon has low graduation rates and a high rate of truancy which no one really prosecutes.To be fair, no one is watching the kids even when Amy is awake and up. I really wish someone would call CPS
I disagree, dates have a ton of fiber compared to candy.
She does NOT want to attract negative attention from anyone who is a kpop stan. Those fans are brutal.A random person just posted a clip of Amy saying “Chili Chili Ching Ching” under Zachary Michael’s tweet.
mortimer (#amber lynn) goth on Twitter
“@zach_m_s I just stumbled across this clip in one of ther vlogs.. 😳 https://t.co/h5SvqsDmJa”
Of course, Zachary responded with a quote tweet.
Zachary Michael on Twitter
“WOW. Amy's Life Journey is a journey I truly wasn't ready for... what in the hell is this nonsense?! Are my ears hearing correctly at the end? https://t.co/gbU5hZuzFB”
and...........Amy has triggered the SJW’s.
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You can’t look at one macro in isolation in determining the best choice for a deathfat. A serving of dates is only two. Peanut M&Ms have both fiber and protein, not to mention that a serving of peanut M&Ms takes longer to eat than two dates (not that these people will stick to two dates). If a deathfat was my patient, I’d steer them away from any food they might overindulge in because they think it’s “healthy.” They can rationalize and repeat a date binge more easily than a peanut M&M binge.
