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- May 24, 2018
Every time I open this thread every little new detail about Amy somehow gets grosser. I guess that's just the nature of being an uncleaned dead fat that does absolutely nothing but be fat and a bitch on the web.
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These people buy so much crap but can't get a simple digital food scale? I've found mine to be extremely helpful, probably one of the most useful tools in my kitchen.Haha I know 1 unit means 1 large carrot. The point is... how big is a large carrot? Maybe what I think is large, you would call medium. You end up in a weird subjective space, which is bad news for people who already suck at this. Cups and spoons run into similarly inaccurate spaces where maybe people don't fill up a cup completely, or they overfill it a little, or it's something like rice (which she logged) that can be compacted down or in the cup loosely. It's the reason professional bakers weigh their ingredients. You can be so much more accurate and consistent.
Is it a big deal for something like carrots? Not really, they're pretty low in calories. Jam and rice? More of a problem, and it's just a matter of building better habits and not setting yourself up to fail in the long run.
She's failing anyway due to her dishonesty, but it is funny to watch her fuck up the little she is doing.
Amy only wears tight polyester clothing on top of it. Can she even change a pad herself?
Why does she call her THERAPY ‘counciling’? It THERAPY you ignorant fuckWe're in the Twilight Zone or something because there was a glitch in time and space where the fat folded back on itself and the end is the beginning and none of it was endurable. Amy has another massive chimpout about the lard bucket money and "explained" the situation again. Six snouts. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be confused.
Archive
-Welcome to her channel and the Crapperwagon
-Off to counseling
-Hasn't been in two weeks
-Reality
-Fills better
*cough cough*
-Fills good
-Energy at zero
-SHE DID NOT EAT YESTERDAY!!!!
-RILLY HONESTLY DID NOT EAT!!!!
-Had two carrots yesterday
-And a hot dog
-Hopefully she can eat today
-She needs to eat
-Do not be concerned for her low calories
-Does the best she can
-She does not eat enough
-Fills like she is constantly eating but she isn't!!!!
-Has not filled out MFP because she is not eating!!!!
-Except for carrots and hot dogs
-Sure, she *could* put that in MFP
-But that would be a waste
-Will wait until she starts eating again before using MFP
-Will use an app Cupcake told her about instead
-Can't figure out MFP
-Does not understand macros
-Is confused
-Sticks with calories
-Focused
-IS NOT EATING ENOUGH CALORIES!!!!
-Will focus on that
-Zero carb
-Doesn't know if she will do zero carb
-PEOPLE TOLD HER NOT TO!!!!
-She knows she keeps changing this n that
-But she is doing this for a whole year
-Substainable
-Substaining
-Substainable
- FOR A YEAR!!!!
-So if she needs to change things she will
-Or not
-IS DOING WHAT SHE HAS TO DO TO BE SUCCESSFUL AT WHAT SHE'S DOING!!!!
-FOR ME
-There might be ups ad downs
-THIS IS ABOUT HER!!!!
-DON'T JUDGE THAT AS A FAILURE ALREADY!!!!
-Has to find what works FOR HER
-Substainable
-She can have weight loss but then not lose weight
-She is picky
-Substainable
*yawns
-Will do nothing today
-WELCOME BACK TO HER CHANNEL!!!!
-It is a blusterous day
-Counseling
-Hasn't been in two weeks...
*OMG WE'RE STUCK IN A TIME LOOP!!!!*
-Her counselor was off
-Fills better
-Routine
-Eating has sucked
-YES IT IS RILL THAT SHE ISN'T EATING!!!!
-No energy
-Cannot eat
-Two carrots and a hot dog
-Told Ali she wants to work on a minu
-And the calories on the minu
-That way she doesn't have to figure out calories
-Hasn't used MFP because she isn't eating
-Will use a different app
-She will put it somewhere
-Cupcake
*cough cough*
-Has done nothing
-SO SICK
-Energy
-As took a toll on the house
-FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION
-Will do nothing today
-Will not take the kidses out
-She has to go out today
-Has not done anything
-Will start recording her food for you
-WILL TRY AND GET AS MANY CALORIES AS SHE CAN!!!!
-HAS NOT HAD ENOUGH CALORIES!!!!
-Does not eat
-No appetite
-Good morning
-The Kathy Channel????
-Will post link in the description box
-Is there enough room for Kathy to join the lard bucket challenge?
-ABSOLUTELY!!!!
-Kathy will not be giving gifts or money
-Kathy will be accountable
-Jen is on board
-ACCOUNTABILITY!!!!
-Go look at Kathy
-Is going to counseling
-Regimint
-NEEDS FOOD AND CALORIES!!!!
-YES, she HAS changed things
-THIS WILL BE A YEAR LONG THING THIS IS ABOUT HER!!!!
-PEOPLE FIXY-ATING ON WHAT SHE SAID IN THE BEGINNING!!!!
-THINGS WILL CHANGE!!!!
-SUBSTAINABLE!!!!
-Just go with the flow
-Stop saying what she said she will do
-GIVE HER SOME SLACK!!!!
-YES THIS IS A CHALLENGE WITH JEN
-BUT THIS IS ABOUT *HER*
-THIS IS HER GETTING HER LIFE BACK TOGETHER!!!!
-PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW SHE ISN'T GOING TO GIVE THE MONEY NOW
-Okay. Here's the jiff of that
-JEN ASKED *HER* TO DO THIS CHALLENGE!!!!
-Something boldy something gave to Amberlynn
-Not aware of that challenge
-Dollar/pound/bucket/giving the bucket
-So her subs can be a part of that
-THEN PEOPLE FLIPPED OUT SAYING SHE WOULD GIVE MONEY!!!!
-People will not accept her money
-So she backtracked and decided to keep the money
-Jen will still give you money
-AMY WILL NOT GIVE MONEY BECAUSE PEOPLE TOLD HER TO NOT GIVE MONEY!!!!
-OTHER PEOPLE TOLD HER!!!!
-Will not prove herself
-You will believe her or not
-Take it or not
-She WAS going to do the money thing
-THEN PEOPLE MADE HER TAKE IT BACK AND NOT GIVE MONEY!!!!
-So then she backtracked
-THEN PEOPLE YELLED AT HER FOR NOT GIVING MONEY!!!!
-She's damned if she am and she's damned if she don't
-So she decided to keep the money and spend it on herself
-MUH INNOCENCE!!!!
-SO YES, she DID change the rules
-She will give a $25 Amazon gift card okay?
-But she is keeping the lard bucket money
-Her journey
-BECAUSE PEOPLE YELLED AT HER FOR GIVING MONEY!!!!
-Is why she is keeping the money
-SHE IS DOING THE BEST SHE CAN!!!!
-But she probably shouldn't because
-At the end of the day she looks like she doesn't know what she's talking about
-Will change things as she goes
-What works for her
-She is not doing keto
-Does not undersand it
-Whatever
-Carb free
-Will do what works for her
-SO SHE CAN GET HER LIFE BACK
-DO NOT HOLD HER TO ANYTHING SHE SAYS!!!!
*burps
-Where it comes to her ideas and plans
-Kinks
-Needs to get moving
-Her heart rate
-She will walk in the house today
-Will record it
-Needs ANOTHER tripod
-The first two broke
-Needs a third one
-Her tripods do not last
-Legs snap off
-Jerryrig
-It will benefit her
-Will eat breakfast now
-She will bump her eating up today
-BYE BYE!!!!
Do you have a link to this livestream?Fat Amy was in Cupcake Vegan's livestream talking about her diet, her wanting to do yoga and water aerobics. Today she ate lemon chicken and steamed vegetables. Amy eats junk food before bed. She only gets 3 or 4 hours of sleep a night. Who's watching the kiddos when she's catching up on sleep during the day? Tomorrow she's going to start walking 5 minutes in her house. She thanked Cupcake Vegan for inspiring her. Blah blah blah blah blah