Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

Haha I know 1 unit means 1 large carrot. The point is... how big is a large carrot? Maybe what I think is large, you would call medium. You end up in a weird subjective space, which is bad news for people who already suck at this. Cups and spoons run into similarly inaccurate spaces where maybe people don't fill up a cup completely, or they overfill it a little, or it's something like rice (which she logged) that can be compacted down or in the cup loosely. It's the reason professional bakers weigh their ingredients. You can be so much more accurate and consistent.

Is it a big deal for something like carrots? Not really, they're pretty low in calories. Jam and rice? More of a problem, and it's just a matter of building better habits and not setting yourself up to fail in the long run.

She's failing anyway due to her dishonesty, but it is funny to watch her fuck up the little she is doing.
These people buy so much crap but can't get a simple digital food scale? I've found mine to be extremely helpful, probably one of the most useful tools in my kitchen.
 
So many people focus on acquiring equipment to help them diet but none of it means a thing if you don’t have the resolve to do it.

At a certain point the best bet is to have your appetite eliminated. That’s why speed, Modafinil, Adderall, etc. are a godsend for obese people. You can effortlessly kickstart weight loss that will then motivate you to keep going. Whatever it takes, fucking do it. If your ghrelin levels are such that you are always hungry, telling you “Just don’t eat” is about as helpful as telling someone “Just don’t drink anything” after they’ve mowed the lawn in 100 degree heat.
 
WTF this nasty bitch was really using a loofah to scrub her gash? That’s a bad idea even if you don’t have “sensitive skin.”


Amy needs the loofah to remove the colony of ants that have nested in her snatch.
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We're in the Twilight Zone or something because there was a glitch in time and space where the fat folded back on itself and the end is the beginning and none of it was endurable. Amy has another massive chimpout about the lard bucket money and "explained" the situation again. Six snouts. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be confused.🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽
Archive

-Welcome to her channel and the Crapperwagon

-Off to counseling

-Hasn't been in two weeks

-Reality

-Fills better

*cough cough*

-Fills good

-Energy at zero

-SHE DID NOT EAT YESTERDAY!!!!

-RILLY HONESTLY DID NOT EAT!!!!

-Had two carrots yesterday

-And a hot dog

-Hopefully she can eat today

-She needs to eat

-Do not be concerned for her low calories

-Does the best she can

-She does not eat enough

-Fills like she is constantly eating but she isn't!!!!

-Has not filled out MFP because she is not eating!!!!

-Except for carrots and hot dogs

-Sure, she *could* put that in MFP

-But that would be a waste

-Will wait until she starts eating again before using MFP

-Will use an app Cupcake told her about instead

-Can't figure out MFP

-Does not understand macros

-Is confused

-Sticks with calories

-Focused

-IS NOT EATING ENOUGH CALORIES!!!!

-Will focus on that

-Zero carb

-Doesn't know if she will do zero carb

-PEOPLE TOLD HER NOT TO!!!!

-She knows she keeps changing this n that

-But she is doing this for a whole year

-Substainable

-Substaining

-Substainable

- FOR A YEAR!!!!

-So if she needs to change things she will

-Or not

-IS DOING WHAT SHE HAS TO DO TO BE SUCCESSFUL AT WHAT SHE'S DOING!!!!

-FOR ME

-There might be ups ad downs

-THIS IS ABOUT HER!!!!

-DON'T JUDGE THAT AS A FAILURE ALREADY!!!!

-Has to find what works FOR HER

-Substainable

-She can have weight loss but then not lose weight

-She is picky

-Substainable

*yawns

-Will do nothing today

-WELCOME BACK TO HER CHANNEL!!!!

-It is a blusterous day

-Counseling

-Hasn't been in two weeks...

*OMG WE'RE STUCK IN A TIME LOOP!!!!*

-Her counselor was off

-Fills better

-Routine

-Eating has sucked

-YES IT IS RILL THAT SHE ISN'T EATING!!!!

-No energy

-Cannot eat

-Two carrots and a hot dog

-Told Ali she wants to work on a minu

-And the calories on the minu

-That way she doesn't have to figure out calories

-Hasn't used MFP because she isn't eating

-Will use a different app

-She will put it somewhere

-Cupcake

*cough cough*

-Has done nothing

-SO SICK

-Energy

-As took a toll on the house

-FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION

-Will do nothing today

-Will not take the kidses out

-She has to go out today

-Has not done anything

-Will start recording her food for you

-WILL TRY AND GET AS MANY CALORIES AS SHE CAN!!!!

-HAS NOT HAD ENOUGH CALORIES!!!!

-Does not eat

-No appetite

-Good morning

-The Kathy Channel????

-Will post link in the description box

-Is there enough room for Kathy to join the lard bucket challenge?

-ABSOLUTELY!!!!

-Kathy will not be giving gifts or money

-Kathy will be accountable

-Jen is on board

-ACCOUNTABILITY!!!!

-Go look at Kathy

-Is going to counseling

-Regimint

-NEEDS FOOD AND CALORIES!!!!

-YES, she HAS changed things

-THIS WILL BE A YEAR LONG THING THIS IS ABOUT HER!!!!

-PEOPLE FIXY-ATING ON WHAT SHE SAID IN THE BEGINNING!!!!

-THINGS WILL CHANGE!!!!

-SUBSTAINABLE!!!!

-Just go with the flow

-Stop saying what she said she will do

-GIVE HER SOME SLACK!!!!

-YES THIS IS A CHALLENGE WITH JEN

-BUT THIS IS ABOUT *HER*

-THIS IS HER GETTING HER LIFE BACK TOGETHER!!!!

-PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW SHE ISN'T GOING TO GIVE THE MONEY NOW

-Okay. Here's the jiff of that

-JEN ASKED *HER* TO DO THIS CHALLENGE!!!!

-Something boldy something gave to Amberlynn

-Not aware of that challenge

-Dollar/pound/bucket/giving the bucket

-So her subs can be a part of that

-THEN PEOPLE FLIPPED OUT SAYING SHE WOULD GIVE MONEY!!!!

-People will not accept her money

-So she backtracked and decided to keep the money

-Jen will still give you money

-AMY WILL NOT GIVE MONEY BECAUSE PEOPLE TOLD HER TO NOT GIVE MONEY!!!!

-OTHER PEOPLE TOLD HER!!!!

-Will not prove herself

-You will believe her or not

-Take it or not

-She WAS going to do the money thing

-THEN PEOPLE MADE HER TAKE IT BACK AND NOT GIVE MONEY!!!!

-So then she backtracked

-THEN PEOPLE YELLED AT HER FOR NOT GIVING MONEY!!!!

-She's damned if she am and she's damned if she don't

-So she decided to keep the money and spend it on herself

-MUH INNOCENCE!!!!

-SO YES, she DID change the rules

-She will give a $25 Amazon gift card okay?

-But she is keeping the lard bucket money

-Her journey

-BECAUSE PEOPLE YELLED AT HER FOR GIVING MONEY!!!!

-Is why she is keeping the money

-SHE IS DOING THE BEST SHE CAN!!!!

-But she probably shouldn't because

-At the end of the day she looks like she doesn't know what she's talking about

-Will change things as she goes

-What works for her

-She is not doing keto

-Does not undersand it

-Whatever

-Carb free

-Will do what works for her

-SO SHE CAN GET HER LIFE BACK

-DO NOT HOLD HER TO ANYTHING SHE SAYS!!!!

*burps

-Where it comes to her ideas and plans

-Kinks

-Needs to get moving

-Her heart rate

-She will walk in the house today

-Will record it

-Needs ANOTHER tripod

-The first two broke

-Needs a third one

-Her tripods do not last

-Legs snap off

-Jerryrig

-It will benefit her

-Will eat breakfast now

-She will bump her eating up today

-BYE BYE!!!!
 
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I keep intending to say this, but thank you for these recaps, @StrawberryDouche . You are doing God’s (Allah’s?) work. My brain feels like it turns to mush just reading those. I can’t imagine what happens to yours watching this pig swill.

As for the pads, I think whoever said that she was wearing them because she can’t wipe her ass isn't that far off. Only thing is that wearing pads all day, even with regular changing (doubt she does that), can cause diaper rash if you’re sensitive enough down there. I could also see Amy being one of those women that insists on wearing scented pads, aggravating any conditions down there.
 
What a rambling trainwreck. The word salad put me into some trance where I was watching the video but remember fuck-all about it.

Also, I await the incoming "I got in a car accident" video from her constantly eye-fucking herself in the camera while driving. Narcissistic bitch.
 
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I think she is wearing pads because she has urine leakage. Little dribbles all day anytime she exerts pressure on her pelvic wall- like sneezing, coughing, getting up, lifting anything etc... Too much fat pressing on her bladder and having kidses when she was over 400lbs all contributes to this. The pad is just keeping her outer clothes dry, but she is marinating in it.
 
She uses corn starch on her rolls to absorb sweat? That’s another contributing factor to her yeast infections. When it comes to beauty products, particularly BATH items, you want to avoid cornstarch since as a starch it is a type of sugar and actually feeds bacteria. You’ll still see small amounts in things like bath bombs to change the consistency, but dosing is everything and covering your raw skin and vagina with straight corn starch is asking for trouble. Cheap bath products like bath bombs from the dollar store usually have corn starch as the main filler and those give women yeast infections all the time. Corn starch is not a suitable replacement for baby powder.
 
So all she's eating is carrots and hot dogs but she's not eating and she won't MFP until she eats but she can't figure it out so she'll use some other unnamed app?

Got it!!!

BTW, Butterballs, a package of hot dogs is 1,200 calories (approximately, assuming you're not wolfing down jumbo franks or some shit). So hot dogs definitely still count. And carrots are 42 calories per 100 grams. So they can also start piling up.

If you're eating buns with those hot dogs, woof.
 
We're in the Twilight Zone or something because there was a glitch in time and space where the fat folded back on itself and the end is the beginning and none of it was endurable. Amy has another massive chimpout about the lard bucket money and "explained" the situation again. Six snouts. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be confused.🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽
Archive

-Welcome to her channel and the Crapperwagon

-Off to counseling

-Hasn't been in two weeks

-Reality

-Fills better

*cough cough*

-Fills good

-Energy at zero

-SHE DID NOT EAT YESTERDAY!!!!

-RILLY HONESTLY DID NOT EAT!!!!

-Had two carrots yesterday

-And a hot dog

-Hopefully she can eat today

-She needs to eat

-Do not be concerned for her low calories

-Does the best she can

-She does not eat enough

-Fills like she is constantly eating but she isn't!!!!

-Has not filled out MFP because she is not eating!!!!

-Except for carrots and hot dogs

-Sure, she *could* put that in MFP

-But that would be a waste

-Will wait until she starts eating again before using MFP

-Will use an app Cupcake told her about instead

-Can't figure out MFP

-Does not understand macros

-Is confused

-Sticks with calories

-Focused

-IS NOT EATING ENOUGH CALORIES!!!!

-Will focus on that

-Zero carb

-Doesn't know if she will do zero carb

-PEOPLE TOLD HER NOT TO!!!!

-She knows she keeps changing this n that

-But she is doing this for a whole year

-Substainable

-Substaining

-Substainable

- FOR A YEAR!!!!

-So if she needs to change things she will

-Or not

-IS DOING WHAT SHE HAS TO DO TO BE SUCCESSFUL AT WHAT SHE'S DOING!!!!

-FOR ME

-There might be ups ad downs

-THIS IS ABOUT HER!!!!

-DON'T JUDGE THAT AS A FAILURE ALREADY!!!!

-Has to find what works FOR HER

-Substainable

-She can have weight loss but then not lose weight

-She is picky

-Substainable

*yawns

-Will do nothing today

-WELCOME BACK TO HER CHANNEL!!!!

-It is a blusterous day

-Counseling

-Hasn't been in two weeks...

*OMG WE'RE STUCK IN A TIME LOOP!!!!*

-Her counselor was off

-Fills better

-Routine

-Eating has sucked

-YES IT IS RILL THAT SHE ISN'T EATING!!!!

-No energy

-Cannot eat

-Two carrots and a hot dog

-Told Ali she wants to work on a minu

-And the calories on the minu

-That way she doesn't have to figure out calories

-Hasn't used MFP because she isn't eating

-Will use a different app

-She will put it somewhere

-Cupcake

*cough cough*

-Has done nothing

-SO SICK

-Energy

-As took a toll on the house

-FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION

-Will do nothing today

-Will not take the kidses out

-She has to go out today

-Has not done anything

-Will start recording her food for you

-WILL TRY AND GET AS MANY CALORIES AS SHE CAN!!!!

-HAS NOT HAD ENOUGH CALORIES!!!!

-Does not eat

-No appetite

-Good morning

-The Kathy Channel????

-Will post link in the description box

-Is there enough room for Kathy to join the lard bucket challenge?

-ABSOLUTELY!!!!

-Kathy will not be giving gifts or money

-Kathy will be accountable

-Jen is on board

-ACCOUNTABILITY!!!!

-Go look at Kathy

-Is going to counseling

-Regimint

-NEEDS FOOD AND CALORIES!!!!

-YES, she HAS changed things

-THIS WILL BE A YEAR LONG THING THIS IS ABOUT HER!!!!

-PEOPLE FIXY-ATING ON WHAT SHE SAID IN THE BEGINNING!!!!

-THINGS WILL CHANGE!!!!

-SUBSTAINABLE!!!!

-Just go with the flow

-Stop saying what she said she will do

-GIVE HER SOME SLACK!!!!

-YES THIS IS A CHALLENGE WITH JEN

-BUT THIS IS ABOUT *HER*

-THIS IS HER GETTING HER LIFE BACK TOGETHER!!!!

-PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW SHE ISN'T GOING TO GIVE THE MONEY NOW

-Okay. Here's the jiff of that

-JEN ASKED *HER* TO DO THIS CHALLENGE!!!!

-Something boldy something gave to Amberlynn

-Not aware of that challenge

-Dollar/pound/bucket/giving the bucket

-So her subs can be a part of that

-THEN PEOPLE FLIPPED OUT SAYING SHE WOULD GIVE MONEY!!!!

-People will not accept her money

-So she backtracked and decided to keep the money

-Jen will still give you money

-AMY WILL NOT GIVE MONEY BECAUSE PEOPLE TOLD HER TO NOT GIVE MONEY!!!!

-OTHER PEOPLE TOLD HER!!!!

-Will not prove herself

-You will believe her or not

-Take it or not

-She WAS going to do the money thing

-THEN PEOPLE MADE HER TAKE IT BACK AND NOT GIVE MONEY!!!!

-So then she backtracked

-THEN PEOPLE YELLED AT HER FOR NOT GIVING MONEY!!!!

-She's damned if she am and she's damned if she don't

-So she decided to keep the money and spend it on herself

-MUH INNOCENCE!!!!

-SO YES, she DID change the rules

-She will give a $25 Amazon gift card okay?

-But she is keeping the lard bucket money

-Her journey

-BECAUSE PEOPLE YELLED AT HER FOR GIVING MONEY!!!!

-Is why she is keeping the money

-SHE IS DOING THE BEST SHE CAN!!!!

-But she probably shouldn't because

-At the end of the day she looks like she doesn't know what she's talking about

-Will change things as she goes

-What works for her

-She is not doing keto

-Does not undersand it

-Whatever

-Carb free

-Will do what works for her

-SO SHE CAN GET HER LIFE BACK

-DO NOT HOLD HER TO ANYTHING SHE SAYS!!!!

*burps

-Where it comes to her ideas and plans

-Kinks

-Needs to get moving

-Her heart rate

-She will walk in the house today

-Will record it

-Needs ANOTHER tripod

-The first two broke

-Needs a third one

-Her tripods do not last

-Legs snap off

-Jerryrig

-It will benefit her

-Will eat breakfast now

-She will bump her eating up today

-BYE BYE!!!!
Why does she call her THERAPY ‘counciling’? It THERAPY you ignorant fuck
 
I was laughing so hard typing out that recap. It started out with her usual creepy, saccharine affect, then she gets out of therapy and turns into this raging ape sperging and spazzing defensively about her diet dollars out of nowhere! She was this><close to shitting in her hand and throwing it at the camera.
 
Fat Amy was in Cupcake Vegan's livestream talking about her diet, her wanting to do yoga and water aerobics. Today she ate lemon chicken and steamed vegetables. Amy eats junk food before bed. She only gets 3 or 4 hours of sleep a night. Who's watching the kiddos when she's catching up on sleep during the day? Tomorrow she's going to start walking 5 minutes in her house. She thanked Cupcake Vegan for inspiring her. Blah blah blah blah blah
 
Fat Amy was in Cupcake Vegan's livestream talking about her diet, her wanting to do yoga and water aerobics. Today she ate lemon chicken and steamed vegetables. Amy eats junk food before bed. She only gets 3 or 4 hours of sleep a night. Who's watching the kiddos when she's catching up on sleep during the day? Tomorrow she's going to start walking 5 minutes in her house. She thanked Cupcake Vegan for inspiring her. Blah blah blah blah blah
Do you have a link to this livestream?
 
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