Arin Hanson / Egoraptor / Grump - "Hey I'm Grump!" of Game Grumps fame, hypocritical SJW doxer, shat himself recording a let's play

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Why am I not surprised Arin has wasted so much time in Twilight Princess that they're at part 69? There's no way in hell TP would take 69 parts. A 100% playthrough with decent enough editing would get nowhere near that.
Oney Plays completed Wind Waker in 31 episodes.
Episodes that averaged about 20 minutes. Pathetic.
They completed DMC in 14!
 
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What the fuck are these thumbnails for Twilight Princess? The fucking episode numbers are hidden in a corner. This has to be a joke, right?
 
Graphic design is Ben's passion.


Thumbnail aside, this episode was really weird. Aside from the usual stuff about Arin not wanting to transform, opening chests with max rupees, not wanting to talk to people, not wanting to fight enemies, not wanting to move from place to place, basically hating the entire concept of gaming: there's a point where he talks about something as benign as burgers not being sandwiches. However, when he tries to talk to Dan about it, Dan just doesn't want to argue because he knows they're not going to get anywhere if he does.

So instead, Arin decides for nearly 20 minutes of this 30 minute episode to have an argument/debate with himself while Dan ignored him, in an attempt to get people to come to his side. It was eerily similar to what Maddox did with The Biggest Debate in the Universe, where he'd bring up two points where it's very clear that he thinks one side's the right answer, whereas the other side he put in terms where it was clear that he thought it was fucking stupid. Like, I hate to keep bringing up parallels to Maddox, but this was so similar and so the fuck out-of-nowhere that it gives you whiplash.

It got to a point where, by the end of the episode, Dan had just had enough of Arin's BS and (surprisingly) went into a full-blown rant about how dumb Arin was being about the game and his sandwich argument.

NGL, this series has been pretty boring up until now, but if this is the start of it becoming an absolute trainwreck of a series, I'm all for it.
I didn’t hear a rant at all. Please time stamp so I don’t have to give GG more view time than I have to.
If Eric isn’t the video, I’m not about it.
 
And the nonsense continues with Arin making a disingenuous apology for the Dendy thing by staging a mock kidnapping.


Also, the Game Grumps Twitter main page is now in Russian text.

 
And the nonsense continues with Arin making a disingenuous apology for the Dendy thing by staging a mock kidnapping.


Also, the Game Grumps Twitter main page is now in Russian text.

DO NOT PLAY DENDY AT 3 AM!!!!! LITERALLY ALMOST DIED.
 
And the nonsense continues with Arin making a disingenuous apology for the Dendy thing by staging a mock kidnapping.


Also, the Game Grumps Twitter main page is now in Russian text.

DO NOT PLAY DENDY AT 3 AM!!!!! LITERALLY ALMOST DIED.
So when are we getting to the "Arin fakes a murder in the woods" arc?
 
And the nonsense continues with Arin making a disingenuous apology for the Dendy thing by staging a mock kidnapping.


Also, the Game Grumps Twitter main page is now in Russian text.

This is amazing. They just keep unravelling new ways to annoy people with their marketing. It's like an onion!

Also, unrelated to their Russian freemium shit:
The reason I'm pointing this tweet out is because it really doesn't come across as ironic to me. Normally when fat ugly fucks act all vain and pretty in videos like this it's done in jest but I can tell by Arin's face that he is absolutely genuine with it. He really thinks he's beautiful.
 
This is amazing. They just keep unravelling new ways to annoy people with their marketing. It's like an onion!

Also, unrelated to their Russian freemium shit:
The reason I'm pointing this tweet out is because it really doesn't come across as ironic to me. Normally when fat ugly fucks act all vain and pretty in videos like this it's done in jest but I can tell by Arin's face that he is absolutely genuine with it. He really thinks he's beautiful.
That's the conclusion I've come to over the years as well, a lot of his stuff I though was comedic sarcasm feels like genuine cases of narcissism in hindsight. The way he went full salty bitch mode over cartoonists not drawing him tall enough seems to support this quite a bit.
 
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What the fuck are these thumbnails for Twilight Princess? The fucking episode numbers are hidden in a corner. This has to be a joke, right?
Wow I hate these. They look like the thumbnails of those videos that are meant to attract unsupervised children to farm billions of views while the children watch that shit on loop. The one with beestung heterochromia Ilia is especially bad.

As far as practically hiding the episode numbers goes, I think that's about tricking people into clicking the video by making them think it's something else? LPs have notoriously bad retention and people who dropped a series weeks ago just will not click Twilight Princess #962, but they migth click a video with a nebulous title and a weird thumbnail.
 
The reason I'm pointing this tweet out is because it really doesn't come across as ironic to me. Normally when fat ugly fucks act all vain and pretty in videos like this it's done in jest but I can tell by Arin's face that he is absolutely genuine with it. He really thinks he's beautiful.
To be fair, have you seen the Game Grumps fanbase? Have thousands of people talking about how cute you are and at least some of it will get to you. Arin's still an idiot but this is much more the fans' fault than anything.
 
I just... I don't even...

I can't even describe the bullshittery going on at this point, just see for yourselves. It's pretty self-explanatory.

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TIL that everyone who got upset over Arin's "clearly straightforward character over the years" are children and don't deserve Mr. Hanson's comedic genius. It's just the "Grumps as usual youzch guis".

There's so much bile and self-self-hatred mixed with a complete lack of awareness in this fanbase, and I don't think I'll ever understand why nor how it got this bad, no matter how much we discuss it; even Tumblrinas and rabid K-pop stans don't hate each other this fucking much - nor idolize over someone like this so much - at the same time.
 
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