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Dave laying down that "2 month" challenge to Tevin to not restream. Then, the tip asking why Khat doesn't show up, and him directly talking to Tevin (for some reason) "IT WAS BECAUSE OF YOU. That is why she doesn't wanna come on any more. IT WAS YOU and she won't be back" as if it mattered to him.

Leads me to wonder how many times does he think he's talking to Tevin when he isn't even restreaming him?
 
Dave laying down that "2 month" challenge to Tevin to not restream. Then, the tip asking why Khat doesn't show up, and him directly talking to Tevin (for some reason) "IT WAS BECAUSE OF YOU. That is why she doesn't wanna come on any more. IT WAS YOU and she won't be back" as if it mattered to him.

Leads me to wonder how many times does he think he's talking to Tevin when he isn't even restreaming him?
He has mentioned it before about the asshole restreaming him or made hyperbolic claims about that moon cricket streaming him every day.

It’s also insane how tightly he’s sticking to this narrative, it literally wasn’t his fault, it was just standard troll shit, how would he even have a way of discerning trolls that specifically come from tevin(the only time he’s ever done this is to tell people to put 1 or 2 in his chat in regards to a question) or the usual ones that spent years trolling him before tevin ever restreamed him?
 
Leads me to wonder how many times does he think he's talking to Tevin when he isn't even restreaming him?

Pretty frequently, and it's always fucking hysterical when multiple people in his chat say something to the effect of "But he-who-shall-not-be-named isn't restreaming you right now". Phil looks over, reads it, and immediately stops talking about Tevin restreaming him.
 
Wow I just caught that rant, he wants people to leave him alone for two months to see if they still have an audience and make money....and he can’t give them credit if they don’t

He acts like his opinion fucking matters, darks credit or approval is worth less than fucking dirt. Why would anyone that’s actively hurting his business by his own logic care for his approval....

He’s also got this weird self conscious aspect to him, he claims these people “wouldn’t exist” without me....like someone’s worth only matter by their internet fame, he’s said it before but it’s pretty clear he’s incredibly dissatisfied with his personal life if he’s got to puff up his chest so much in regards to internet notoriety.

But hey since we’re issuing challenges how about you don’t mention money for two months dark? I can’t give you credit or respect you unless you prove you don’t need to constantly talk about money to make money off your fans
 
How does everyone else feel now knowing that Phil shoved special ed kids into walls at his school. Totally not taken out of khantext or making up false rumors, but it feels kind of bad knowing Phil was bullying his classmates and committing random acts of vandalism. Schools are broke as it is and those portables don't pay for themselves.
 
Apparently Twitch is enabling a 'hype train' feature where, if you get a certain number of contributions in a time frame (presumably only cheers and subs... so not actually what Phil begs for), a notice will pop up and the 'hype train' begins! To encourage more contributions to keep it going, I guess.

Phil has spent at least 10 minutes talking about this in an extended evening prestream and trying to get it enabled. He's very excited for this, but it doesn't appear to be implemented yet.

Yet again, the pig is jumping on exactly the kind of sellout feature that he used to explicitly shit on. He is also hyping something up called a 'hype' train, after consistently shitting on people who buy into hype.

But I do like that this can be rephrased as 'Phil is asking Derich and Sidella to run a hype train on him' and still be completely accurate.

Not surprising. Twitch failed to meet their advertisement revenue goals so gotta make up for it with dumb shit like "hype train."

Fuck I want that website to burn for even making me type "hype train."
 
I dont even think he'd take too big of a hit if he hit a hard r nigger on stream.
Yeah, I mean....can anyone think of anything Phil could hypothetically say to drive the people that support him away? Because I sure can't.
This is the guy that personally berates almost anyone that throws money at him, but they keep coming back for more. I can't imagine any sort of general hateful statements about any group of individuals would phase these people.
This is also the guy that has flat out lied about how he uses the money he receives. How many thousands of dollars did he spend 'courting' Kat (including flying her in multiple times) before she moved in, despite claiming to have "no disposable income" because everything was going towards his taxes?
The people that support Phil give zero fucks about whatever he says, does, or how he uses the money they throw at him.
 
He's just in hardcore bitch mode right now. He's now spent 10 minutes on some $1 tipper(who he named dropped and called a fucking piece of shit) "victim blaming" and Tevin ruining the Halloween stream.
This was an amazing rant. He prefaced it by saying he wasn't an SJW, and then proceeded to bawk like Wu herself. What would his dear friend the QuarterPounder think if he heard this.

Anyway, he went in hard defending Kat, saying that she was the victim and that she had done nothing wrong. And when he hit the bottom of that rabbit hole, he realized that the implication was that HE was actually the responsible party because he knew it was going to happen and put her there anyway. He then fumbled to position himself as the victim, claiming that he had encouraged her because his fans had asked for it and he expected it to be positive.

He then subsequently casually answered a cheer after that asked if he had warned her beforehand, and Phil said "Of course I did." So you were at fault then, Phil. Because you don't warn someone when you think it's going to be positive, while also talking her into going on the stream.

And I have to give some credit to ThirdEye. I know a lot of people hate him, given that he is pretty autistic and gives Phil money, but he can get under the pig's skin in all the right ways. Today he got Phil to blame Tevin and his viewers for Kat's departure, then staggered it and set Phil up to contradict someone else (which Phil can't resist) and admit that Kat was supposed to leave anyway. You could see Phil stumble through the lies when he realized none of this added up. The best he could do was that she was supposed to leave, but 'chose to do so earlier'. Weak. This is infinitely more effective than throwing him $5 as Midfirstbank saying "Tevin blacked Kat" because not only does it expose lies, Phil gets furious.

Yeah, I mean....can anyone think of anything Phil could hypothetically say to drive the people that support him away? Because I sure can't.
Any that were going to be driven away are gone. We're left with the battered wives and the mentally deranged at this point.

Papavera is the best example. Phil asks him to write a guide, he does, Phil refuses to read it and insists Papavera cheer it to him one blurb at a time. He designs something for Phil and then Phil throws him under the bus for it being too complex. He agrees to build something to memorialize Papavera's help, the tells Papavera he has a week to come up with a design, so he can once again pay Phil to have him build it. It's legitimately disturbing and uncomfortable to watch at this point. There are any number of Minecraft streamers that would be grateful, and yet Papavera is Phil's doormat for reasons unclear.

I think it's safe to say some of these people would still mail Phil money and cigarettes if he was in jail for defrauding viewers.
 
I fully believe Phil was bullying everyone he could in school. He does it now at 37 years old.
He does it now because he couldn't in high school and he never emotionally (or mentally) matured past that age. What we see on a daily basis is how this asshole would act in any position of power.
 
Remember, DSP is the same guy that called the DBQ2 developers fucking idiots because DSP had 5 hours of gameplay left in a 4 hour stream and that was somehow the devs fault.
I mentioned it in the best and worst of thread but it’s very clear dark approaches things with a mindset of games need to be developed with streamers in mind. When a game messes with his ♿️ Stream schedule it’s somehow dev over site
 
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He does it now because he couldn't in high school and he never emotionally (or mentally) matured past that age. What we see on a daily basis is how this asshole would act in any position of power.
Agreed. One of the few aspects I can appreciate about streaming is that it keeps people like Phil from worming their way into some middle management position where they can actively make other peoples' lives miserable, and psychopaths like Alinity behind closed doors where they belong.
 
There's no way it can just be as simple as the creator saying "No, it's not for kids ;)" right? The circus act that is DSP's Pokémon Sword playthrough can't possibly be considered "not made for kids" can it?
Probably in the end it will be that easy. YouTube to meet it's end of the deal pay the fine, change the ToS, make people on the platform list what their channel is mainly confirming they know about the rule, and have a bot check.

It's up to the FTC to decide on it when reported by YouTube it would have to be pretty egregious for YouTube to bother and the FTC would need a good case to push forward with the fine they are under funded which means no time for litigation.

Unless youtube fucks up something really badly during the first implementation of the bots I doubt anything happens. If that bot is fucked which it will be. I could see a possible fine for DSP which turns into a panic beggathon which near the end they retract it and things continue as normal.
 
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Phil has his special 5 minutes again, when he admits his literal job is to literally beg for money (for the rest of his life). Sigh in happiness until he flips again to tell us the complete opposite, because 10 years ago bladibla...

I got an idea.
Don't insult anyone for a week.
 
If I recall, didn't someone run into him at an Ikea when he was with Kat, and DSP told Kat to "just ignore him", and the guy was actually a DSP fan?
"just don't look at them," Phil w/the Oddly Shaped Head whispered to Kathy.
The guy just knew of him and said "Phil?" when he recognized him, more neutral/indifferent than a fan.
Apparently someone ran into dsp...

"Was kind of neat to see him and his gf in the wild. I said "Phil?" Because I honestly didn't think it was him. He turned to his partner and said "just don't look at them." I kinda felt bad, but would loved to have talked to him a bit."
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Dunno how legit it is.
The OP made a post here https://www.reddit.com/r/KingdomDeath/comments/76rsz5/official_meetup_thread_v2/

They say they are in Renton also where DSP is and digging further back thought their comments they mentioned Denny Park regarding Pokémon Go which from a quick google search is in Seattle.

So it's possible OP met DSP and this happened but it could also be a total lie.

EDIT: Seems like OP is actually in Seattle as from a post they made 3 years ago which is only a quick drive away from Renton.
Dudes story checks out as he claimed it was a saturday and he was out in Renton and he has no real objective. In all seriousness though what an arrogant prick "don't look at them..." I thought you were one of us Dave.
"We were looking at the same lamps and I realized it was him!" I guess we just need to see if DSP mentions anything about going to Ikea or looking/buying a new lamp to confirm it.
Well we know from previous videos he has an absolute hard on for Ikea, I honestly don't know why though. I do wonder if any of the pigcult will find this and ask him, I'd love to see his reaction but knowing Phil he will go professional victim and say detractors in real life have tried to attack him in real life because its Dave.
 
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Phil has his special 5 minutes again, when he admits his literal job is to literally beg for money (for the rest of his life). Sigh in happiness until he flips again to tell us the complete opposite, because 10 years ago bladibla...

I got an idea.
Don't insult anyone for a week.

It's literally impossible in DSP's mind to just stream without explicitly begging. Him just playing the game won't bring in sheckles.
 
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