Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
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Then stop going, Chibi. Again, I do not understand his need to go to ADGQ every year when it never seems like he has a good time.
 
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Then stop going, Chibi. Again, I do not understand his need to go to ADGQ every year when it never seems like he has a good time.
Judging by Twitter, everyone avoided him like the plague, then once they were headed home, wrote back with, "I totally did not see this. I'm sorry. Maybe next time."

He needs to recognize that the speedrunning is holding him back from maturing. It doesn't matter if you get a job, if you're only going to blow it on trips that have not once gone well.
 
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Then stop going, Chibi. Again, I do not understand his need to go to ADGQ every year when it never seems like he has a good time.

He goes because he desperately wants to be a popular speedrunner/twitch personality (like Cosmo was). He has a really bad time because he's pretty toxic but he seems to genuinely think that he's really close and is just one good run/couch/party away from his goal, despite the fact that he's realistically never going to reach it.

He doesn't have much of an audience/fanbase - most of what he has is ironic. If he has 30 people watching him, ~29 (+/- 1) are just watching to see if something bad happens to him (his mom comes in and yells at him, 500 pizzas show up, etc). You can't grow that audience and they aren't going to invest in you.

Speedrunning is very niche - there isn't a tremendous audience for it. The audience that does exist however, knows that Chibi cheated in a few runs thereby making anything he does suspect and not worth watching. He can't really grow this audience.

Twitch itself has a pretty decent audience, but most people on twitch came to watch someone specifically (like Ninja, Shroud, DrDisrespect, etc) and aren't really meandering around looking for creators. Chibi doesn't have any personality or draw to attract viewers, except for people that watch him ironically. He doesn't have an entertaining stream.

Chibi is also (lastly) fake as fuck and it's probably his most irritating quality. He moves quickly between "trying way too hard" and "off-putting insincerity" which are two really unattractive personalities. Obviously not everyone on twitch is 100% authentic, but he really needs to find his own voice instead of imitating other peoples' voices.
 
sooooo I’m guessing he didn’t get close to the fabled couch then?

Shame, I was really looking forward to his New Super Mario Bros. U comedy routine..
 
I wonder if any of these “cancelled” parties people announce actually do happen but get secretly relocated/rescheduled once Chibi expresses interest in going.

Also caveman’s moustache has probably grown in ‘power’ since their last encounter, trying to meet with him again will only result in awkward failure.
 
I wonder if any of these “cancelled” parties people announce actually do happen but get secretly relocated/rescheduled once Chibi expresses interest in going.
Also a possibility they straight up lie about the time and place publicly and only tell their friends the real info. That way Chibi can't get suspicious and they don't have to deal with messaging everyone the rescheduled info.
 
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How is that he gets destroyed so much repeatedly and he can't figure out to pick up the pieces, disappear, never come back, rebuild himself with a different persona in a different field, drop his handles and make a new name for himself, and smash some pussies that have no idea who he was?

Didn't we all go through that phase when we graduate high school and go into college? Like buy some sun glasses and wear them outside all the time until you grow into them and stop looking so desperate, goddamn dude.

Also that beard is not working. Shave it off and chew some rubber so you could get some jaw definition.
 
This is just sad. They keep destroying him lmao.
I know he is autistic but still, he can't go on like this. He must fix himself.
Go to the gym or something! Why would you go somewhere as toxic as in GDQ especially when they don't even want you there?
 
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