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What if Chris was a farmer, lead singer of a late 90's pop-punk band and had the largest male chicken in the county?
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What if Chris was locked in an airtight room with A-Log, a machete with a dull blade, a VCR, a television and tapes containing the entirety of Sonic X?
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Chris would flee to his happy place by watching Sonic X while A-Log does nothing but vent his impotent rage to express his superiority towards Chris until both suffocate on the smell of
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Think an untalented, un-romanticized, version of Varg Vikernes.
What if Chris became the opposite of a TomGirl and grew a full beard?
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It would be a neckbeard and he would prattle on about how women don't want him be he wants a woman.
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I'm pretty sure he would just shit his pants and do nothing.
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Instead of renaming him Chris-Tran, we'd start calling him Chris-Tan
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Chrispy-Tran rolls off the tongue.
He would stuff her, scissor with her, strap a dildo on her and have her carcass peg him and then cuddle her until she became one with the barbage that surrounds them.
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He'd cry like the little bitch that he is, forever. The trolls would be like, oh no we have to show him respect for some reason.
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Chris and Bob wouldn't have run over Snyder on Oct 28, 2011.
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There would have been a confrontation eventually. I think it would have been worse. I bet Bob would throw down on Snyder.
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Bob just wouldn't have let Chris go back to the game place. Nothing would've happened.
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He would call white people "Crackos"