What's the worst song you've ever heard?


This plays non fucking stop at work. I fucking hate every fucking thing about it. The cunt's voice. The whiny lyrics. The dogshit production (those drums are fucking ear rape), and the fucking pretentious as fuck video too.

Of course, the hot guy is the drummer, and they show the absolute least of him of everyone.
 
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EmpireOfTheClouds said:

This plays non fucking stop at work. I fucking hate every fucking thing about it. The cunt's voice. The whiny lyrics. The dogshit production (those drums are fucking ear rape), and the fucking pretentious as fuck video too.

Of course, the hot guy is the drummer, and they show the absolute least of him of everyone.
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Where do you work exactly? Because surely that's cruel and unusual punishment.

Anyhow. Recently grabbing a birthday card for someone and this came on in the card shop. I'd forgotten all about it and its shrieky, screechy vocals until then.

 
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Back in the late 80s (I think) Dave Barry held a write-in contest to find the worst song ever written. The winner was MacArthur Park, but I'm more interested in some of the really obscure old things he dug up. These are incredible:

Hooty:

This sounds like a room full of Downs kids given instruments:

Leonard Nimoy had many talents, but singing was not one of them. Even if he had sung it in tune and in time, this is the most tedious, soporific version of this song I have ever heard:
 
Literally all the songs off the new ministry album, antifa and wargasm especially. It’s like they aren’t even pretending like they don’t sound like shit anymore. It’s a shame, up until about filth pig they had some real bangers.
 
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Paul Barker! said:
Literally all the songs off the new ministry album, antifa and wargasm especially. It’s like they aren’t even pretending like they don’t sound like shit anymore. It’s a shame, up until about filth pig they had some real bangers.
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Sounds like they've gone woke with song names like that. Then again, they did do an entire album about how George W. Bush was a HORRIBLE CHRISTOFASCIST...
 
Ginger Piglet said:
Sounds like they've gone woke with song names like that. Then again, they did do an entire album about how George W. Bush was a HORRIBLE CHRISTOFASCIST...
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I mean LORAH (the track, not the album) seems to be some kinda statement on war/imperialism.. I think the wokeness has bubbled under the surface for years but now that Al has a ketamine IV or whatever the fuck in his contract keeps him on stage, they just don’t give a fuck
 
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He's talking about sex but I really can only think that Ed Sheeran oozes virginity and I hate it.

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Ed Sheeran - Shape of You [Official Video]

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Ryotaro Dojima said:
He's talking about sex but I really can only think that Ed Sheeran oozes virginity and I hate it.

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Ed Sheeran - Shape of You [Official Video]

Tickets for the Divide tour here - http://www.edsheeran.com/tour Stream or Download Shape Of You: https://atlanti.cr/2singles ÷. Out Now: https://atlanti.cr/...
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He apparently wrote the song for Rihanna. I have to admit, if RhiRhi sang on it, it would definitely ooze sex.
 
EmpireOfTheClouds said:
He apparently wrote the song for Rihanna. I have to admit, if RhiRhi sang on it, it would definitely ooze sex.
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Any female who would sing Shape Of You rather than Ed would make it oozing sex. Shape of You should be a reference to penis shape.
 
Ryotaro Dojima said:
He's talking about sex but I really can only think that Ed Sheeran oozes virginity and I hate it.

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Ed Sheeran - Shape of You [Official Video]

Tickets for the Divide tour here - http://www.edsheeran.com/tour Stream or Download Shape Of You: https://atlanti.cr/2singles ÷. Out Now: https://atlanti.cr/...
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That song was everywhere in 2017. Plonk plank, plonk plonk plank, plonk plonk plank, plonk plank plonk. Ugh. If I was on Tinder and someone set it as their theme (as they tended to), it would be an immediate no from me. It's a song for people who like the colour beige and girls who are ToTEs QuIrKY AnD RaNdOM.

Also, Ed Sheeran as a Lannister soldier in Game of Thrones was a low point of the series comparable with Series 8.

Thankfully, there is an improved version out there:


While on the subject of Ed Fucking Sheeran, "Galway Girl." This was less shuddersome but way more annoying, and way more cynical as it was basically an attempt to get hold of the green pound.

 
Not a song, but an entire record label. DOOMSHOP RECORDS is an underground rap label I would've never heard about if it didn't have a really concentrated presence on Roblox (of all places) often in the form of rule-bypassing audio so loud it's left my ears ringing. Every song by every artist on this label is put together as if they're supposed to be completely unlistenable on purpose and I can't grasp how people listen to this seriously.

On a minor note, I also don't understand the rise of 100 gecs when the band's basically crunkcore at a higher bitrate, but I find that funny enough to not really mind them.

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This song's a trip.
 
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Digital Thunder said:
Not a song, but an entire record label. DOOMSHOP RECORDS is an underground rap label I would've never heard about if it didn't have a really concentrated presence on Roblox (of all places) often in the form of rule-bypassing audio so loud it's left my ears ringing. Every song by every artist on this label is put together as if they're supposed to be completely unlistenable on purpose and I can't grasp how people listen to this seriously.

On a minor note, I also don't understand the rise of 100 gecs when the band's basically crunkcore at a higher bitrate, but I find that funny enough to not really mind them.

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This song's a trip.
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I'm pretty sure that's a meme song because I've heard it before.

Also a terrible song that a former school friend of mine who trooned out in 2015 thinks is excellent. It is hip hop so it is by definition shite but even by the low standards of such a genre this sucks like the artist's mother does when offered crack cocaine.

(Quay Dash, incidentally, is also a troon.)

 
Ginger Piglet said:
I'm pretty sure that's a meme song because I've heard it before.
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Oh, it's for sure a meme song. The first time I heard it was in a Vinesauce VOD.

That troon song is so dull. Your ex-friend must've been drawn to it solely out of some forced solidarity.
 
Digital Thunder said:
Oh, it's for sure a meme song. The first time I heard it was in a Vinesauce VOD.

That troon song is so dull. Your ex-friend must've been drawn to it solely out of some forced solidarity.
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He described Quay Dash as "forceful" and "charismatic." And so she is. If you're a wet paper bag.
 
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Can't post a meme song without the ultimate version.


That's actually the second Chris cover. He was forced to re-do the entire thing after he sang "duck" instead of "dick" in the first one. Which is also on youtube.
 
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