Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

[Baby Yoda]

In my opinion i am convinced that its safe in low amounts. For those not convinced or worried about their ability or self control to drink safe amounts i urge them to be extra cautious and avoid the risk. If the same me i am now had been born a woman, and i loved alcohol, most likely i would not drink during the first two trimesters but then the third trimester id drink in low amounts. I believe extra precaution must be taken during pregnancy especially during the first two trimesters. I also believe sex during pregnancy is harmful and dangerous and is the cause of a high degree of miscarriages in the first trimester. Rough sex even more so.

I make sure people are well educated and make the decision themselves. Like with vaccines. I oppose them however its absurd to think they havent helped save lives and that they dont have pros. I just think their cons are underemphasized and overlooked. and i think the cons outweigh the pros of vaccines. However in my view some antivax science is crap. For example the idea that it causes autism. There is no known evidence for a physical cause of autism and i also reject that anti vax argument because i think autism doesnt exist. I think instead poor parenting exists as well as bad environment and bad circumstances. All these cause developmental abnormalities which can lead to what we call autism. But really autistic people are autistic because inferior nurturing. Perhaps also brain trauma can also cause similar inferior nurturing. anyways thats my gist.

But didnt you say you were diagnosed with autism earlier?

Arrest record clocks him at 5'8" and 185lbs. Not sure what his weight is now, but he still looks like a tub of lard so probably put that closer to 220lbs or more now.

Where did you find the arrest record?

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

But didnt you say you were diagnosed with autism earlier?

I was diagnosed as a child with asperger syndrome, but i disagree with their diagnosis. Based on records, I had developmental issues possibly due to an ear infection. So having language impediments forced me to think and decelop in a more isolated way and i had to compensate by doing things differently. I significantly improved with childhood therapy during the ages of 2-4 so much that they said theres no need for any special attention to be given and he can be raised normally because he has made so much progress developmentally. So i always lived life as a jormal kid and from my perspective the understanding of mental illness is highly flawed. They have broken heart syndrome, i mean come on. Thats ridiculous. They have a syndrome name for nearly every experience you could ever have.

 

[AnOminous]

I was diagnosed as a child with asperger syndrome, but i disagree with their diagnosis.

Well, guess what? Your judgment is worth about jack fucking shit because you are a goddamn sped.

 

[break these cuffs]

Thats what i said earlier in this thread: I think it'd be really cool if I made it into a movie in the future. only problem is melinda would sue me. And i wouldnt get the financial backing necessary to fund the project.

And you've admitted you want to make it so you can relive the abuse you inflicted. Which makes you a sick fuck.

 

[Baby Yoda]

I was diagnosed as a child with asperger syndrome, but i disagree with their diagnosis. Based on records, I had developmental issues possibly due to an ear infection. So having language impediments forced me to think and decelop in a more isolated way and i had to compensate by doing things differently. I significantly improved with childhood therapy during the ages of 2-4 so much that they said theres no need for any special attention to be given and he can be raised normally because he has made so much progress developmentally. So i always lived life as a jormal kid and from my perspective the understanding of mental illness is highly flawed. They have broken heart syndrome, i mean come on. Thats ridiculous. They have a syndrome name for nearly every experience you could ever have.

Dude have you ever considered that a Doctor with decades of training and experience might know more than you? You can believe that Yahooey thinks psychiatric meds are bad for you, but I assure you, with the right combination of therapy and medications you might actually be able to turn your life around. You aren't even Jewish by birth, who the fuck cares if you go against a fake Jew God's weird rules?

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Dude have you ever considered that a Doctor with decades of training and experience might know more than you? You can believe that Yahooey thinks psychiatric meds are bad for you, but I assure you, with the right combination of therapy and medications you might actually be able to turn your life around. You aren't even Jewish by birth, who the fuck cares if you go against a fake Jew God's weird rules?

Doctors know than me in many things for sure but most doctors simply parrot what they were taught without question. So it leaves much of what they say very questionable.

 

[Baby Yoda]

Doctors know than me in many things for sure but most doctors simply parrot what they were taught without question. So it leaves much of what they say very questionable.

OKAY BUD.

 

[Trimmed Archer]

@xtamarlover the fact that you're on here and are attempting to rationalize all your nonsense just tells me that you're aware of your own follies plus ailments yet refuse to address them. Here's the kicker: You'll find no life-coach, validation or understanding on here. This site was set up to identify eccentricities and laugh at them. At this rate, you're very laughable. Just follow your own avatar's advice and get out.

 

[Baby Yoda]

@xtamarlover One of the first things @Marshall-Law brought up on here was that your brother is a D list actor and you and him had sex a while back. Is this true?

 

[Trombonista]

At this point, we might as well change his name back to tamarlover.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

At this point, we might as well change his name back to tamarlover.

No! I love my ex girlfriend. Not tamar. In 2017 i was obsessed with melinda and madly in love with her. Emphasis on the madly. Im not in love with her anymore. I hope someday we can be friejdz but if noy i really dont care much at all anymore. nothing like when i was tamarlover. Please keep the x there, cause its still appropriate. Like i said i keep tabs on all my exes and former love interests. Some much less than others
But me occasionally looking up stuff about her on google i dont think that means i love her. Its simply curiosity nothing more. Also although emotionally i feel fine about her cutting me off after i sent so much money, it is pretty offensive to me which further justifies my bitterness towards her.

@xtamarlover One of the first things @Marshall-Law brought up on here was that your brother is a D list actor and you and him had sex a while back. Is this true?

To my knowledge my brother has only had sex with his wife. But yes, he is a d-list actor currently. Or even less. Basically his acting career is still progressing. I think if i recall his biggest role was on the show punisher in a minor role which is actually referenced and interacted with by the main character. But i dont really keep up with his work much because im biased against him. I dont like his acting. Maybe its because it seems so fake to me since ive known him my whole life. But i feel like he has a long way to go. But if he works long and hard im sure eventually he could have some big success eventually.

 

[Baby Yoda]

No! I love my ex girlfriend. Not tamar. In 2017 i was obsessed with melinda and madly in love with her. Emphasis on the madly. Im not in love with her anymore. I hope someday we can be friejdz but if noy i really dont care much at all anymore. nothing like when i was tamarlover. Please keep the x there, cause its still appropriate. Like i said i keep tabs on all my exes and former love interests. Some much less than others
But me occasionally looking up stuff about her on google i dont think that means i love her. Its simply curiosity nothing more. Also although emotionally i feel fine about her cutting me off after i sent so much money, it is pretty offensive to me which further justifies my bitterness towards her.


To my knowledge my brother has only had sex with his wife. But yes, he is a d-list actor currently. Or even less. Basically his acting career is still progressing. I think if i recall his biggest role was on the show punisher in a minor role which is actually referenced and interacted with by the main character. But i dont really keep up with his work much because im biased against him. I dont like his acting. Maybe its because it seems so fake to me since ive known him my whole life. But i feel like he has a long way to go. But if he works long and hard im sure eventually he could have some big success eventually.

Hey at least your brother has a passion and works towards it. Marshall's arrest record literally says "unemployed".

 

[Trombonista]

Like i said i keep tabs on all my exes and former love interests.

Which means you're still not over them.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Hey at least your brother has a passion and works towards it. Marshall's arrest record literally says "unemployed".

Also he only does it as a very much only a side gig. His main job he mames like about 100k a year. He did go to school initially to become a doctor but didnt flow through realizing he didnt need to he a doctor to help people. So he graduated with biology degree and his career history is related very much to his degree.

 

[Baby Yoda]

Also he only does it as a very much only a side gig. His main job he mames like about 100k a year. He did go to school initially to become a doctor but didnt flow through realizing he didnt need to he a doctor to help people. So he graduated with biology degree and his career history is related very much to his degree.

Thats cool man. Glad to hear he is raking in the dollas.

 

[Begemot]

Doctors know than me in many things for sure but most doctors simply parrot what they were taught without question. So it leaves much of what they say very questionable.

Sorry, dude, but your 'joke' about that woman dying shows how disconnected you are from standard neurotypical behaviour.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Sorry, dude, but your 'joke' about that woman dying shows how disconnected you are from standard neurotypical behaviour.

Please explain how this website here reflects healthy nt behavior?

Also i didnt joke that the woman died but i made a joke using the woman who died as a springboard for the joke

 

[Begemot]

Please explain how this website here reflects healthy nt behavior?

Also i didnt joke that the woman died but i made a joke using the woman who died as a springboard for the joke

This website is an examination of strangeness, it is an emotional and moral safety valve in a world that pretends that perversion and idiocy is normal

Fine. Just saying for future reference, if you wanted to hide your particular brand of 'humour'.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

@xtamarlover I don't know if you'll get this ping, but I started reading the first parts of the thread. I don't have the energy or will to slog through the whole thing.

But I saw the photos posted of you and your "girlfriend"... uh... you and your GF look reeeaaaally alike. Also little thing, I noticed your ears are very low and you have a big nose bridge and big mouth. I'm saying that in a good way!

Look, I have 0 energy and time to "catch up" on a thread full of arguing and petty insults. I have no idea exactly what weird stuff you're into, but I do have eyes. You look like your ex GF. think about that.

thing really hard about that. your ex has huge square shoulders, a face like yours, long neck, long arms, narrow hips.

Think about that. that's it. got nothing more to say. I hope you snap out of... whatever weird stuff you're into, and open your eyes. that's it.

Just to be clear, my ex Lyndsey I met online and I wanted to be with her because she told me she agreed with most of my beliefs. She told me she was the concubine of a married man named Seth. I told her i dont think she's bound to him and she can leave him and be with me instead. So we got engaged after corresponding through email. Then after we got engaged I talked on the phone with her for the first time. I remember thinking at first she sounded black kind of but then i saw pictures so i knew she wasnt black. Eventually i told her we didjt need to wait to make it legally valid so we declared ourselves married over the phone. then i thought up a plan with her that would justify me leaving my parents. the plan was we would meet up and i would get her pregnant then go our separate ways. then if she got pregnant i would be forced to have to leave to be with her.

So we attempted that plan. I went with my dad to drive out to go to my cousins wedding. she drove out over 2000 miles with her 2 year old son. We met up and on that first day i actually met her, i had sex with her. Virginity gone. My dad knew she was coming to visit me and she attended the wedding with us. We were there for a few days and had sex one or two more times, plus other things. Our first intercourse we had a simultaneous orgasm which was fucking amazing to experience that at the same time as someone else like woah what just happened that was amazing. Anyways after the few days then we had to leave and she left too to drive back home. she felt heartbroken that we were separating and felt like me just coming to have sex and get her pregnant then leaving felt weird and cheapening to her. i told her don't worry we will be back together soon. Lo and behold she missed her period and we assumed she missed it cause i got her pregnant. She bought a bus ticket for me mt dad found it in the mail and confronted me about it. it was the most awkward shameful experience i went through having to explain to my dad that we had sex, and that i violated his trust since he let me spend the night with her when i told him we wouldn't have sex which was a lie. So staring in my dads face i was admitting i had lied to him and that we think shes pregnant and that i have to leave and move out to be with him. My family was heartbroken. My dad paid for a plane ticket for me cause my grandpa insisted out of worry and concern me being on the bus by myself for such a long distance.

I arrived in washington state she picked me up from the airport and snuck me into her dads house without his permission. After he saw me there he didnt know what to do. He let me stay there for a few weeks but then put his foot down and said i have to leave and gave me a week. While still at her dads house, lyndsey was calling me her sons dad. Also while there, lyndsey confeszed to me that she believed i was literally the trinitarian God reincarnated in the flesh and that she was the bride of christ that scripture speaks about. i was thinking holy shit who did i marry this is absolutely insane. anyways so because her dad was forcing me to leave, lyndsey and her son left with me and we drove all the way to ohio to move in with strangers we became friends with online. While in ohio she started changing her beliefs from mine without even discussing it with me first, and a couple weeks later she broke up with me claiming she was still Seths concubine and thus our marriage was invalid she said. That was her excuse. she said can i stay with her in ohio as friends. I said uh no! Lol. So then i called my dad he immediately the next day called out out of 2 days of work for a family emergency he said and drove out to pick me up. I said goodbye to lyndsey and we cried and hugged and she said we will see each other again dont worry she said. we never saw each other again.

After we broke up she said that i would always be her sons dad and that she still loved me. she was giving me mixed signals like crazy.
she stayed in ohio for 5 months after we broke up before finally returning back home to washington state with her son and moved back in with her father. then we had a falling out as friends when she said she thought i might jot be saved and i told her well i too think you arent saved and currently hellbound based on y beliefs. she flipped out on me and said i dont want to speak with you for a while. so we didnt speak for a long time. then because she had told me i would always be her sons dad i later made a youtube video with her sons name in it and telling him i was his dad. Eventually she found the video and she flipped out and out of nowhere started accusing me of things i never did. she started saying i raped her and that i kidnapped her and her son. She jept distorting reality and twisting events and rewriting history. she began spiralling down into mental illness and was posting crazy conspiratorial paranoid schizophrenoc type shit on her facebook wall. eventually her sons dad was so concerned by her mental stability he appealed to the court and successfully got the court to give him shared custody of their son. so now she didnt have him all to herself anymore and thats because the court agreed she was looney and didnt deserve full custody anymore. I dont know the rest of the story. but i periodically tried reaching out to her to make peace but it was always the same shit she would reply to me and making things up. Think the mountain jews but 10 times more looney thats the kind of crazy stuff she was saying. shit like the head of state had paid me to mess with her, she claimed her son was seeing me outside their window in the middle of the night even though i never been back to washington since 2010. anyways all that to say i dodged a bullet with her. she's batshit insane. also either she wasn't pregnant with a child from me or she miscarried since she started bleeding again near the end of our relationship.

The basis of lyndseys accusations against me is as follows. She agreed to do things with me sexually that she actually didnt want to do and she felt degraded by. I also i was neglecting her sexual pleasure and focusing on mine so she felt unfairly used by me because she wasnt gerring almost any pleasure from me. it was mostly her pleasuring me the whole month at her dads. Thus in her view, looking back, this was me spiritually raping her she explained in private message. Secondly when she said i kidnapped her she explained evwntually that she felt i had manipulated and tricked her by making her think i was someone i was not and convincing her to leave with me whej her dad kicked me out of his house. I guess she didnt want to leave her dads house but felt i was forced her to leave by telling her to come with me. Howevwr i never threatened her to come with me. I assumed as my wife she would follow me gladly and i asked her to come with me. she said yes. she must have felt forced to by her own mind since she was married to me. later she said we were never married. which legally is true we never legally married. but at the time we presented ourselves to everyone as husband and wife. And finally she said i did a horrible thing by cutting off all her hair. the reality is she told me she wants to cut off her hair to purify herself from the uncleanness of hair coloring and start a nazarite vow. I said to her oh kind of like how the bible says a woman who is a captive of war needs her hair shaved completely off to purify herself. later she interpretted this as me saying she was my captive of war thus why she claimed i had kidnapped her. Anyways then i said to her i can cut your hair off if you want me to. she said ok. So i cut it off. all off. Maybe she thought i was going to leave some hair but no i literally cut her down to a manish buzz cut which made her practically bald and she felt ugly and ashamed of her appearance. Anyways thats the explanation of her accusations. Everything i said here is the truth as it actually happened.

 

[break these cuffs]

Just to be clear, my ex Lyndsey I met online and I wanted to be with her because she told me she agreed with most of my beliefs. She told me she was the concubine of a married man named Seth. I told her i dont think she's bound to him and she can leave him and be with me instead. So we got engaged after corresponding through email. Then after we got engaged I talked on the phone with her for the first time. I remember thinking at first she sounded black kind of but then i saw pictures so i knew she wasnt black. Eventually i told her we didjt need to wait to make it legally valid so we declared ourselves married over the phone. then i thought up a plan with her that would justify me leaving my parents. the plan was we would meet up and i would get her pregnant then go our separate ways. then if she got pregnant i would be forced to have to leave to be with her.

So we attempted that plan. I went with my dad to drive out to go to my cousins wedding. she drove out over 2000 miles with her 2 year old son. We met up and on that first day i actually met her, i had sex with her. Virginity gone. My dad knew she was coming to visit me and she attended the wedding with us. We were there for a few days and had sex one or two more times, plus other things. Our first intercourse we had a simultaneous orgasm which was fucking amazing to experience that at the same time as someone else like woah what just happened that was amazing. Anyways after the few days then we had to leave and she left too to drive back home. she felt heartbroken that we were separating and felt like me just coming to have sex and get her pregnant then leaving felt weird and cheapening to her. i told her don't worry we will be back together soon. Lo and behold she missed her period and we assumed she missed it cause i got her pregnant. She bought a bus ticket for me mt dad found it in the mail and confronted me about it. it was the most awkward shameful experience i went through having to explain to my dad that we had sex, and that i violated his trust since he let me spend the night with her when i told him we wouldn't have sex which was a lie. So staring in my dads face i was admitting i had lied to him and that we think shes pregnant and that i have to leave and move out to be with him. My family was heartbroken. My dad paid for a plane ticket for me cause my grandpa insisted out of worry and concern me being on the bus by myself for such a long distance.

I arrived in washington state she picked me up from the airport and snuck me into her dads house without his permission. After he saw me there he didnt know what to do. He let me stay there for a few weeks but then put his foot down and said i have to leave and gave me a week. While still at her dads house, lyndsey was calling me her sons dad. Also while there, lyndsey confeszed to me that she believed i was literally the trinitarian God reincarnated in the flesh and that she was the bride of christ that scripture speaks about. i was thinking holy shit who did i marry this is absolutely insane. anyways so because her dad was forcing me to leave, lyndsey and her son left with me and we drove all the way to ohio to move in with strangers we became friends with online. While in ohio she started changing her beliefs from mine without even discussing it with me first, and a couple weeks later she broke up with me claiming she was still Seths concubine and thus our marriage was invalid she said. That was her excuse. she said can i stay with her in ohio as friends. I said uh no! Lol. So then i called my dad he immediately the next day called out out of 2 days of work for a family emergency he said and drove out to pick me up. I said goodbye to lyndsey and we cried and hugged and she said we will see each other again dont worry she said. we never saw each other again.

After we broke up she said that i would always be her sons dad and that she still loved me. she was giving me mixed signals like crazy.
she stayed in ohio for 5 months after we broke up before finally returning back home to washington state with her son and moved back in with her father. then we had a falling out as friends when she said she thought i might jot be saved and i told her well i too think you arent saved and currently hellbound based on y beliefs. she flipped out on me and said i dont want to speak with you for a while. so we didnt speak for a long time. then because she had told me i would always be her sons dad i later made a youtube video with her sons name in it and telling him i was his dad. Eventually she found the video and she flipped out and out of nowhere started accusing me of things i never did. she started saying i raped her and that i kidnapped her and her son. She jept distorting reality and twisting events and rewriting history. she began spiralling down into mental illness and was posting crazy conspiratorial paranoid schizophrenoc type shit on her facebook wall. eventually her sons dad was so concerned by her mental stability he appealed to the court and successfully got the court to give him shared custody of their son. so now she didnt have him all to herself anymore and thats because the court agreed she was looney and didnt deserve full custody anymore. I dont know the rest of the story. but i periodically tried reaching out to her to make peace but it was always the same shit she would reply to me and making things up. Think the mountain jews but 10 times more looney thats the kind of crazy stuff she was saying. shit like the head of state had paid me to mess with her, she claimed her son was seeing me outside their window in the middle of the night even though i never been back to washington since 2010. anyways all that to say i dodged a bullet with her. she's batshit insane. also either she wasn't pregnant with a child from me or she miscarried since she started bleeding again near the end of our relationship.

The basis of lyndseys accusations against me is as follows. She agreed to do things with me sexually that she actually didnt want to do and she felt degraded by. I also i was neglecting her sexual pleasure and focusing on mine so she felt unfairly used by me because she wasnt gerring almost any pleasure from me. it was mostly her pleasuring me the whole month at her dads. Thus in her view, looking back, this was me spiritually raping her she explained in private message. Secondly when she said i kidnapped her she explained evwntually that she felt i had manipulated and tricked her by making her think i was someone i was not and convincing her to leave with me whej her dad kicked me out of his house. I guess she didnt want to leave her dads house but felt i was forced her to leave by telling her to come with me. Howevwr i never threatened her to come with me. I assumed as my wife she would follow me gladly and i asked her to come with me. she said yes. she must have felt forced to by her own mind since she was married to me. later she said we were never married. which legally is true we never legally married. but at the time we presented ourselves to everyone as husband and wife. And finally she said i did a horrible thing by cutting off all her hair. the reality is she told me she wants to cut off her hair to purify herself from the uncleanness of hair coloring and start a nazarite vow. I said to her oh kind of like how the bible says a woman who is a captive of war needs her hair shaved completely off to purify herself. later she interpretted this as me saying she was my captive of war thus why she claimed i had kidnapped her. Anyways then i said to her i can cut your hair off if you want me to. she said ok. So i cut it off. all off. Maybe she thought i was going to leave some hair but no i literally cut her down to a manish buzz cut which made her practically bald and she felt ugly and ashamed of her appearance. Anyways thats the explanation of her accusations. Everything i said here is the truth as it actually happened.

Just to be clear, this is the woman you spit/drooled all over during sex and who's son you abused by forcing him to take hot showers and locked him in the basement correct?