Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina

Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina

Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina at $75 a pop for her lifestyle and wellness company Goop. The name of the candle is none other than, you guessed it, “This Smells Like My Vagina.” Paltrow first came across a scent that she said reminded her of the smell of […]

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Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina at $75 a pop for her lifestyle and wellness company Goop. The name of the candle is none other than, you guessed it, “This Smells Like My Vagina.”

Paltrow first came across a scent that she said reminded her of the smell of her own vagina, she claims. The scent was then finalized for the “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle, which reportedly sold out within hours of its test run.

“This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP — the two were working on a fragrance, and she blurted out, ‘Uhhh … this smells like a vagina,'” Goop outlined.

The smell then “evolved into a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent,” according to the company.

“That turned out to be perfect as a candle — we did a test run … and it sold out within hours,” Goop bragged. “It’s a blend of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed that puts us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.”

Goop, clearly, is not a traditional brand. In 2018, for example, the wellness company settled a six-figure lawsuit surrounding their “vagina eggs,” which were promoted to help regulate females’ hormones and negate menstrual cramps.

“It turns out, contrary to Goop’s advice, shoving a large egg made out of a porous mineral into the recesses of your lady-regions may not be the best treatment for conditions like endometriosis,” The Daily Wire reported. “Apparently, Goop knew — or, according to a complaint filed by the California consumer protection office, Goop should have known before they marketed this product, as well as a ‘flower essence’ they claimed treated depression, to consumers on their website.”

“The health and money of Santa Clara County residents should never be put at risk by misleading advertising,” the attorney for the California consumer protection office said in a statement. “We will vigilantly protect consumers against companies that promise health benefits without the support of good science … or any science.”

Paltrow again made headlines for her “progressive” ways last month, this time for gifting herself a vibrator for Christmas.

 

[Bender]

Don't forget about the chick who baked with her period blood and sneak-fed her boyfriend her horrific concoctions.

Women are truly disgusting.

Mix some fat in with that period blood and you've got yourself a black pudding. Admittedly, a small one, but it'll save you a trip to the butcher.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What is making men so desperate these days?

I'm guessing either social media or something in the water.

 

[Pissmaster]

Congrats to the chick from Shallow Hal on her new line of air fresheners that smell like her cooch too:

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Since tuna jokes are taken, here's vagina beer.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/first-vaginal-beer-bottled-instinct#/

Pairs well with vagina yeast bread, vagina bacon, and vagina candles.

 

[DrunkenDozing]

Gross. I dont want my house stinking like some womans sweaty vag. What about swamp-ass scented potpourri? Dick cheese tea lights? There is no reason I see to buy this product if you arent some kind of insane stalker who's going to burn it next to his mannequin head collection. Even as a joke product, or a trick it doesnt work. While I dont think anyone who gets a whiff of it is going to immediately get notes of Gwenneth Paltrows vagina, it still wont smell very pleasant. This is just pretty fucking nasty.

 

[NoSpiceLife]

Did anyone read the article tho? She’s just a delusional woman who believes her vagina smells like roses

Well technically she didn't say it smelt like her vulva. '...she blurted out, ‘Uhhh..this smells like a vagina’...'
I'm wondering who's vulva she's been that close to, to actually have that memory pop up in that way?

In saying that, I can imagine that using essential oils (being that they are concentrated) to mask body smells on movie sets, is quite common.

Fish scented candle?
Cool.

sigh not a single female's vulva smells like fish, well unless there is actually something not right. A normal female doesn't have a vulva that smells like a fish.

While I dont think anyone who gets a whiff of it is going to immediately get notes of Gwenneth Paltrows vagina, it still wont smell very pleasant. This is just pretty fucking nasty.

The only thing nasty is how many women think that flowery smells full of rose notes are the way to go with every single mother fucking perfume. Rose on top of geranium, which is already 'rose smelling', on top of musk (ambrette), just ewww to the extreme.

 

[Overly Serious]

It’s a blend of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed that

Forgive me and I don't wish to be rude. But I find it hard to believe that Ms. Paltrow's vagina smells of bergamot, geraniums and cedar with a hint of Damask rose. I mean, if she deliberately scents it with those things I guess but the implication of the candle is that this is her vagina's natural smell.

I can't wait until this goes to court under trade descriptions act and someone has to settle this.

 

[Nick Gars]

Why would I want a candle that reaks of pussy? Those smell horrible if they're not washed daily.

 

[Android raptor]

Whatever it smells like, I'm pretty sure it's nothing like a normal, healthy vagina given all the weirdass woo shit she shoves in hers.

GOOP is basically Alex Jones for white women with more money than sense so I guess I'm not entirely surprised an overpriced candle that smells like the woo cavern of a crazy person sold out.

 

[byuu]

Gwyneth Paltrow should try my protein shake that smells like my cum.

 

[Mrs Paul]

Can't you just see the knock-offs at Bath and Bodyworks?

Well technically she didn't say it smelt like her vulva. '...she blurted out, ‘Uhhh..this smells like a vagina’...'
I'm wondering who's vulva she's been that close to, to actually have that memory pop up in that way?

Perhaps while she was doing that whole "vaginal steaming" thing? (Was that her? I can't keep track of all the stupid woo she endorses)

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Who will create a candle that smells like DarksydePhil's crusty fart infused couch?

 

[Otterly]

I often wonder if she sits of an evening with her goop team team and has a contest to come up with the weirdest most woo shit they can think of. They’ve all got pizza and beer and are smoking.
‘Right, we’ve done vag steaming, that was a brilliant one Tony, well done. Can anyone top that? Gemma? Yes?’
‘How about a line of candles that smell like Vag?’
‘Brilliant Gemma! You get employee of the month (hands over bottle of schnapps and 200 Marlborough) now let’s get on that and price it at 75 bucks. Next month we can go with Brian’s suggestion and have a diffuser that snells of farts and claim it’s to cleanse the pancreas - $500. Well done team.’

 

[Echo_Ender]

basically the height of "things women spend money on when nobody's around to talk them out of it"

That's the best summary of Goop that I've seen yet.

 

[Happy Fish]

Just you wait, some tranny will sell stink ditch candles. So brave!

Honestly that could be a primary market for this: Wax up and smooth out your nasty crotch wound and make it smell like a real celebrity vagina!

 

[Echo_Ender]

The biggest thing I even remembered about this scam of a company was something the article mentioned: Vagina Eggs.

They had a brilliant idea to sell small, polished, egg-shaped stones and advertise that when shoved up a vagina, they would increase cleanliness, remove odors, and RELIEVE CRAMPS.

When would women usually have cramps? Yep, during shark week.

It's a calculated risk to even shove tampons that are changed frequently up there, yet Goop was encoraging women to leave pourous rocks up there. Where they can absorb all the bodily waste, toxins, and bacteria of a period.

Tons of women almost died from Toxic Shock Syndrome due to that and Goop got steamrolled in a lawsuit.


But they just paid everything off and kept selling quackery.

 

[Slimy Time]

Why would I want a candle that reaks of pussy? Those smell horrible if they're not washed daily.

Not just pussy, the pussy of an almost 50 year old woman. Someone should tell her that pussy isn't like wine, it doesn't get any better the older it is.

 

[Never Scored]

I never found Paltrow attractive before, but now that I'm thinking of the smell of her pussy, I want to fuck her.

 

[The Final Troondown]

sigh not a single female's vulva smells like fish, well unless there is actually something not right. A normal female doesn't have a vulva that smells like a fish.

BV causes a distinct prawn smell - and it really wouldn't surprise me if she has that given half the stupid shit to shove up your cooch goop sells (unless she's actually aware enough to not use that shit herself and just sells it to retards)

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Did anyone read the article tho? She’s just a delusional woman who believes her vagina smells like roses

Warm and moist rotting roses I'd bet.