Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

ChurchOfGodBear said:
If Jeeter truly is gone :lol: then I'm again bowing out of the discussion. He was only fun when he came here. No point in seeking out shitporn.
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We know he's not gone for three reasons.

1.) He can't bring himself to go away and let us believe we won.
2.) He never said anything about leaving, only about not posting here.
3.) He rated one of my posts autistic not even an hour ago.

Obviously he'll be back as soon as he believes the thread is sufficiently carrying on despite his absence, completely missing the fact that he has to avoid our gaze, which the threads proves he fails to do. Of course, we might be able to call him out with a few typos for him to find and address, and thus creates means to prove he's more intelligent than us, but it hasn't been working so far.

As for an update, he has no new threads, but he's shifted into a literal mode. For example, someone claimed TJ Church had no idea what he was talking about, and he's insisting they're not talking because it's words on a screen, not oral conversation, and thus does not meet the definition of "talking." Funny in it's own right, but only further justifying this thread's existence and his wiki page.
 
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deductionotaku said:
As for an update, he has no new threads, but he's shifted into a literal mode. For example, someone claimed TJ Church had no idea what he was talking about, and he's insisting they're not talking because it's words on a screen, not oral conversation, and thus does not meet the definition of "talking." Funny in it's own right, but only further justifying this thread's existence and his wiki page.
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TJ Church is probably the most autistic non-autistic person I've ever had the displeasure of conversing with. Literally he does this shit all the time. He has no understanding of figurative language as well as no understanding of slang, so much so that he denies its existence.
 
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Mr. @Cowlick, if you want to get your thread deleted, all you have to do is type: "I was pretending all along to use ampersands." It worked for the furry who wrote Mary Sue war fiction and threatened to kill a person, and his friend who referred to black people as "niggers" a whole bunch of times who he once assaulted on video. You can draw yourself fingering your socially awkward gal pal, but it's not the same as actually fingering her. Or, you can continue to demonstrate that even when others lose their touch, you'll always remain constant for us.
 
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RequiredName said:
Mr. @Cowlick, if you want to get your thread deleted, all you have to do is type: "I was pretending all along to use ampersands." It worked for the furry who wrote Mary Sue war fiction and threatened to kill a person, and his friend who referred to black people as "niggers" a whole bunch of times who he once assaulted on video. You can draw yourself fingering your socially awkward gal pal, but it's not the same as actually fingering her. Or, you can continue to demonstrate that even when others lose their touch, you'll always remain constant for us.
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Nah, that just gets it archived. Also you need to have the self-awareness and flexibility in how you present yourself to suddenly switch to an entirely new persona.
 
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Do you miss us too @Cowlick?
 
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OH NO! Another autistic rating! Whatever will I do? It's not like I can disregard it or take it as a sign of how much I hurt the ever so childish TJ Church!

Anyway, he's edited his LitErotica forum posts again, now calling the topics "Site Needs To Be "New"-er With No Numbskulls":

Kaitou may love the time he's alone (only time with people that like him), but the fact is when discussing CHYOA is one of those few times. In actuality, CHYOO is still just as good. Don't believe me? Check it out. Some stories remain very active.

The only downside for it is some writers getting threads denied with no reason given. In place of a reason, they are told to add it at the "new" CHYOA. They would if they could, but the fact is for some reason, they are able to Login there, but not submit anything. They would report this on the "new" Forums, but they have been entirely banned there (leading them to believe someone is in charge of the Forums that is smarter than the site staff).

Join the CHYOO/CHYOA Correction Corp! Get things righted for the writers!!

Mar. 2015: Despite me not being able to submit threads on the so-called "new" site in SEVERAL months, I find myself getting old threads approved a lot recently. I have informed staff of this many times in PMs, through the "Report a problem" on the site, & other ways. Despite this, they ignore the fact that the majority of members are intelligent enough to understand & appreciate my high-quality work, & leave me able to Login, but not submit anything, or even comment on/rate others' threads.

I also remain unable to even read the "new" Forums.
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Discuss.
 
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deductionotaku said:
OH NO! Another autistic rating! Whatever will I do? It's not like I can disregard it or take it as a sign of how much I hurt the ever so childish TJ Church!

Anyway, he's edited his LitErotica forum posts again, now calling the topics "Site Needs To Be "New"-er With No Numbskulls":



Discuss.
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I'm curious who else he means when he says "some writers"...pretty sure he's only thinking about himself here.

I wonder if I should submit a TJ x TJ smut story to literotica? He certainly seems in love with himself enough.
 
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namazuros said:
I'm curious who else he means when he says "some writers"...pretty sure he's only thinking about himself here.
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He is. There's been a handful of people who submit threads to CHYOO even though CHYOA is superior, but he's the only one who gets flat refusals, probably due to his exploitation of the automated features whenever he's been left alone with a story. The rest are left in purgatory and I try to redirect them to CHYOA by bumping the story every so often. Eventually, he'll be the lone source of web traffic at CHYOO unless I can convince LitErotica to work with CHYOA.
 
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deductionotaku said:
Discuss.
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How do we join the Correction Corp? Should we design a flag like the high school marching band color guard? I think we all have some pretty good ideas what it will look like.
TJ Church said:
“I’m a 3-time school-spelling-bee Champion who has also been in contact with a few publishing companies spread across the contiguous United States.”
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Source.
 
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