DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[actually]

He's taking monday off cause they are getting snow in washington? what? you work inside.

he mentioned yesterday possibly one inch

So, Phil will be taking off Thursday and Saturday when there will likely be more snow in Renton.

It never ceases to amaze me how full of shit Phil is.

He is taking the day off to shop before the snow gets "bad".

 

[N0thingICanDo]

He's taking monday off cause they are getting snow in washington? what? you work inside.

I cant work because I will be stucked in traffic on my way to work doooood

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

He is taking the day off to shop before the snow gets "bad".

Oh, the arduous 0.5 mile trek to Fred Meyer.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Prestream today:
"The request from last week was a SHRINE to Mr.Papavera because he has helped with so many designs. Papavera is working on it right now!"

How do neither of these idiots not realize the problem with this concept?

We also now love hype trains because they really help the channel. This is because they haven't visibly correlated with low tips the last few times.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Expect another retrospective event that covers 11(ELEVEN) years very soon. Also expect more nothing easy puzzle and non challenging games.

 

[Surly Muppet]

While ranting about SFV today:
"People keep following the hype train and spending money, and Capcom has no reason to make a new game."
Phil. Phil, please.
How can someone love semantics so much, and yet spout a line like this right now, while trying to plug something literally called a hype train.

 

[clownpiss]

dude has fattened up a ton since kat came through and he "barely eats fast food anymore and they have healthy home cooked meals"

look at his tits and his bloated arms, also note the angle of his arms in the right picture as they rest against his sides, they're sloped out

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Expect another retrospective event that covers 11(ELEVEN) years very soon. Also expect more nothing easy puzzle and non challenging games.

I think the only way to get Phil to play an actually demanding game at this point would be to get him to play hard stuff in Super Mario Maker 2.
Otherwise it’d be limited to milking views out of From Software games and getting miffed at “archaic game design” in new AAA games and stuff from viewer’s choice.
The glory days of TiHYDP are long past us. Just a slow, “chill” ride ahead.

 

[DZoomer]

I think the only way to get Phil to play an actually demanding game at this point would be to get him to play hard stuff in Super Mario Maker 2.
Otherwise it’d be limited to jerking off views out of From Software games and getting miffed at “archaic game design” in new AAA games and stuff from viewer’s choice.
The glory days of TiHYDP are long past us. Just a slow, “chill” ride ahead.

Pretty sure he'll be playing Elden Ring when that eventually comes out. He knows that From Software's games always bring in tons of viewers who want to see him rage.

But yeah, old games that are challenging are very hard to be picked by Mr. Sloth Burnell.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I think the only way to get Phil to play an actually demanding game at this point would be to get him to play hard stuff in Super Mario Maker 2.
Otherwise it’d be limited to jerking off views out of From Software games and getting miffed at “archaic game design” in new AAA games and stuff from viewer’s choice.
The glory days of TiHYDP are long past us. Just a slow, “chill” ride ahead.

I can't even think of what is coming out this year aside from ff7 remake though he hates ff7 for some reason, remake 3, and doom eternal. That's all I can think of that have some sort of challenge. He's just cherry picking random older games that are just simply "chill" bullshit.

RIP TIHYDP.

 

[actually]

dude has fattened up a ton since kat came through and he "barely eats fast food anymore and they have healthy home cooked meals"

How he's still trying to push the "home-cooked meals" thing is beyond me. He routinely shares that he heated up a frozen meal of some kind. That's not home-cooked or healthy.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

How he's still trying to push the "home-cooked meals" thing is beyond me. He routinely shares that he heated up a frozen meal of some kind. That's not home-cooked or healthy.

It's cooked at home, isn't? That's good enough for the king of hate

 

[Pepper Jack]

How he's still trying to push the "home-cooked meals" thing is beyond me. He routinely shares that he heated up a frozen meal of some kind. That's not home-cooked or healthy.

The food they eat is not healthy. Even when khet "cooks", the meal almost always includes pasta or a breaded protein. Additionally, their sides are usually mashed potatoes and corn, which is a starch and vegetable sugar.

I would describe their meals with many words, but healthy is not one.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Pretty sure he'll be playing Elden Ring when that eventually comes out. He knows that From Software's games always bring in tons of viewers who want to see him rage.

But yeah, old games that are challenging are very hard to be picked by Mr. Sloth Burnell.

Honestly, the best part of watching him continue play their games is how he desperately pretends that he’s not doing it for views.
Every single playthrough of Dark Souls, Bloodborne, or Sekiro (including his “redemption runs) is filled with sheer disdain for From Software, constantly insulting the design of the games, and calling the series’ fans a bunch of dumb masochists. Yet he still pretends to be invested in the new game.
Watch 1:12:0-1:18:0

This is how you DON'T play Dark Souls (Mirror)

Mirror of SebastapolQueen's Video. I am neither the person playing NOR the person who made this video. Uploading for archive purposes only.

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Calls From Software a bunch of dumb assholes, particularly for the Invasion system, and claims that the original Dark Souls is a buggy piece of shit
Buys Dark Souls 2 day one

DSP Tries It: Rage Quitting Dark Souls II Crown of the Old Iron King DLC

Let's be honest, who didn't see this coming? #DSProtest This will be the last video of this low quality, I am using OBS instead of Snaggit moving forward.

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Ragequits the DLC of Dark Souls 2, only returning when his viewers spoonfeed him an overpowered weapon to use, calling From Software lazy bums and people who asked for Faith nerfs babies
Buys Bloodborne day one

Epilogue: Bloodborne the Old Hunters DLC Has Beaten Me.

This is my playthrough of the first and only major DLC for Bloodborne, the Old Hunters, on PS4 with live commentary. NOTE: I had to re-fight the first two bo...

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Ragequits the Old Hunters DLC and accuses From Software of “not caring about their casual fans”
Buys Dark Souls 3 day one

DSP Tries It: DSP(and the help) vs The Nameless King

DSP (and his fans) take on the nameless king in the final boss fight of Dark Souls 3. Although most people seem to be able to beat this boss by themselves, D...

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Absolutely loses his shit on Sulyvahn, Friede, and Nameless King, accusing From Software of being lazy amateurs who “never fixes the game’s problems”
Buys Sekiro day one

DarkSydePhil: Sekiro Lone Shadow Longswordsman

Phil fighting the Lone Shadow Swordsman. Took him 1 hour and 20 minutes.

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Loses his shit yet again, saying that the game is only for masochistic fanboys and how the games are still “shit” because of “dumb fanboys”
Oh, and who can forget?

DSP Tries It: From Software DUHHH Compilation

Watch me cry and insult From Software, while failing at demon souls.

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But he’ll still play Elden Ring, or any potential Sekiro DLC, day one, while pretending that “he was always a fan of From Software”
He did quit the original Dark Souls, but only came back after it became popular, yet still acts like he’s an important part of the Dark Souls community
I’d ask myself when I should be distinguishing between Phil “criticizing” something and him “joking around”, but we all know that it’s just about money at the end of the day.

 

[PieceofShet]

This motherfucker is reading a guide book during stream?

I thought he knows everything about the game and the gimmick of this pt that he will wow us with his game knowledge...

 

[Comma]

This man keeps amazing me. The utter lack of being able to react to stuff like a normal person, even if the messages are a bit tongue-in-cheek.

Threatens (semi-jokingly) to punch them in the nuts:

Someone saying they have a mancrush on you is 'stupid' and warrants a ban threat:

(this person obviously doesn't know what the term 'mancrush' means)

DSP with his usual odd story about being a married man:

DSP is a weird man.

-EDIT- I don't like showcasing people who bait him like this with cheers/tips/subs, but I kinda have to include them for context.

Anyway, a couple of minutes later, he gave this very odd answer to a cheer:

Yeah, he's absolutely terrified of Twitch's ToS, you can almost smell the fear. That's one of the most meaningless "answers" I've seen him give on Twitch. Nice stuttering too, btw.

 

[UncleTusky]

How he's still trying to push the "home-cooked meals" thing is beyond me. He routinely shares that he heated up a frozen meal of some kind. That's not home-cooked or healthy.

It's equal parts simple and stupid: He can't let the trolls "win". This goes double for things where he's extremely sensitive or can't retcon them away. Khet's "home cooked" meals fall into both these categories so he has no choice but to double down. It's the same reason he's come up with this ridiculous story where Rambo and Howard were the bad guys; he can't stand the thought that somebody, somewhere, might laugh at him for being a fucking exceptional individual.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

You know how Phil believes that a rainy day fund is money to spend when it's raining?

What if he believes that home-cooked meals covers any meal you make at home? Fresh, frozen, microwaved etc.

 

[actually]

You know how Phil believes that a rainy day fund is money to spend when it's raining?

What if he believes that home-cooked meals covers any meal you make at home? Fresh, frozen, microwaved etc.

I could see him equating his mom heating leftovers of actually homemade food and somehow arriving at "if I heat up the frozen food at home, it's homemade cause it's basically leftovers" as some kind of justification.

More likely, though, is that it's another desperate attempt to pretend he's definitely a big boy adult in a big boy adult marriage with a big boy adult wife who is definitely fond of cooking and is such a great chef and all the haters are just jealous of his swimsuit model gourmet chef wife.

 

[Disheveled Human]

I could see him equating his mom heating leftovers of actually homemade food and somehow arriving at "if I heat up the frozen food at home, it's homemade cause it's basically leftovers" as some kind of justification.

More likely, though, is that it's another desperate attempt to pretend he's definitely a big boy adult in a big boy adult marriage with a big boy adult wife who is definitely fond of cooking and is such a great chef and all the haters are just jealous of his swimsuit model gourmet chef wife.

I know for a fact DSP makes homemade food his cooking with the king is a great example of that. Problem is maybe its not a good idea to drain bacon grease direct off the pan into your toilet while showcasing your culinary skill to the world.