Containment Random Chris Updates

[TV's Adam West]

the #haterstotheleft thing could be influence from that tranny Micheal Myers that's been doing a lot of buttkissing roleplaying with Chris. He likes to play the 'super extreme far left weirdo' bit on twitter.

You have any idea how upsetting it is to me to read that a tranny Michael Myers is kissing the ass of an autistic goddess roleplayer?

I thought Halloween resurrection was the worst thing to happen to Michael.

 

[A Grey Cat]

You have any idea how upsetting it is to me to read that a tranny Michael Myers is kissing the ass of an autistic goddess roleplayer?

I thought Halloween resurrection was the worst thing to happen to Michael.

I know I'm a Jason vorhees fan by definition but Halloween was the first slasher series I got into, it was my introduction to the whole genre. To see a troon coopting it because they have no self image of their own makes me sick to my stomach.

 

[The Un-Clit]

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Doesn’t get a lot of play because it’s not really attached to any particular saga, just Chris in his lgptq virtue signaling days.


And I am literally just finding out now that the deviant emote isn’t soiled panties.

Whoever made that 'haters to the left' icon shouldn't have put the blue facepaint in, it looks like Chris has muttonchop sideburns, Pristine Christine would be shocked, SHOCKED to be presented with such a MANLY appearance!

And yeah, it took me a while to figure out 'Deviant' was a slasher smile too, except I had no idea WHAT the fuck it was at first. It was too deformed to be panties, and not like anything stand-alone that I could think of.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I know I'm a Jason vorhees fan by definition but Halloween was the first slasher series I got into, it was my introduction to the whole genre. To see a troon coopting it because they have no self image of their own makes me sick to my stomach.

It’s pretty much what Chris does too, I wouldn’t worry about it.

 

[A Grey Cat]

It’s pretty much what Chris does too, I wouldn’t worry about it.

Eh maybe, but at least sonic was at the end of his prime and approaching his downfall by the time Chris began creating sonichu

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

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Doesn’t get a lot of play because it’s not really attached to any particular saga, just Chris in his lgptq virtue signaling days.


And I am literally just finding out now that the deviant emote isn’t soiled panties.

That picture always intrigued me because he claimed that he did it for "a new woman" in his life, but it was after Jackie and before Catherine, so we don't really know who the fuck she was. I looked it up on the Cwcki, and Chris exact words were "Yep, doing this for a new woman in my life; Kim brought her into my life".... Do you remember this, @LoveYouLongTime?

Also, I love this other one from the same set:

He just looks so... orangutanesque (this is what inspired my my custom title) and so smug and pleased with himself at the same time that it just cracks me up.

 

[Mason Verger]

That picture always intrigued me because he claimed that he did it for "a new woman" in his life, but it was after Jackie and before Catherine, so we don't really know who the fuck she was. I looked it up on the Cwcki, and Chris exact words were "Yep, doing this for a new woman in my life; Kim brought her into my life".... Do you remember this, @LoveYouLongTime?

Also, I love this other one from the same set:

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He just looks so... orangutanesque (this is what inspired my my custom title) and so smug and pleased with himself at the same time that it just cracks me up.

That pics funny because what few masculine features he has are so promptly on display while simultaneously declaring himself a “free bitch”. Big ol chin jutting down, hairy arm and blunted nailless fingers.

 

[EvilFatjon]

That pics funny because what few masculine features he has are so promptly on display while simultaneously declaring himself a “free bitch”. Big ol chin jutting down, hairy arm and blunted nailless fingers.

He looks just like a low-effort crossdresser.

Which he is, so I think it's fine?

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

That picture always intrigued me because he claimed that he did it for "a new woman" in his life, but it was after Jackie and before Catherine, so we don't really know who the fuck she was. I looked it up on the Cwcki, and Chris exact words were "Yep, doing this for a new woman in my life; Kim brought her into my life".... Do you remember this, @LoveYouLongTime?

Also, I love this other one from the same set:

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He just looks so... orangutanesque (this is what inspired my my custom title) and so smug and pleased with himself at the same time that it just cracks me up.

Lol I honestly don't remember. @Marvin do you remember?

 

[Wraith]

I hate this 'haters' crap. Why can't I hate you? Why can't I hate what bad things you are doing? Do you float on air from your holiness produced by bad fast food meals? When you turn off the lights at night to go to bed is it hard to go to sleep because your glow from being as pure as a wind driven sonichu keeps you up at night?
I know we can't expect an intelligent answer out of Chris, but dammit back in the day I saw George 9/11 Bush do a commercial on this lame ass thing and it just felt so awfully dumb. Just monumentally dumb.
I'm over thinking this and haven't had sleep.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Assuming Chris lives long enough, I guess that autistic face blindness may blind him to the reality that he'd be growing old. In that case, Chris would be convinced he's a goddess who's going to live for millennia as his hair turns grey (if he's not bald).

 

[AnOminous]

He just looks so... orangutanesque (this is what inspired my my custom title) and so smug and pleased with himself at the same time that it just cracks me up.

The funniest thing about Chris is how completely smug he is despite literally being a fucking tard.

 

[Mason Verger]

The funniest thing about Chris is how completely smug he is despite literally being a fucking tard.

If ignorance is bliss, re.tardness must be euphoric.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

The funniest thing about Chris is how completely smug he is despite literally being a fucking tard.

Chris is but a sentient potato that learned to speak from watching TV. He was taught a young age that merely existing made him special and talking was like Moses parting the Red Sea. He considers work to be making cards for a clunky game and imaging really hard.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

and imaging really hard

He doesn't even imagine really hard. He just steals stuff from his favourite kiddy cartoons and welds an easy wish-fulfillment plot onto them. If he were about seven years old, yes, that could be called imaginative, but as a grown man nearing 40 it's pretty piss-poor in the creative stakes.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The funniest thing about Chris is how completely smug he is despite literally being a fucking tard.

This is the cause of a good 90% of Chris' problems.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

He doesn't even imagine really hard. He just steals stuff from his favourite kiddy cartoons and welds an easy wish-fulfillment plot onto them. If he were about seven years old, yes, that could be called imaginative, but as a grown man nearing 40 it's pretty piss-poor in the creative stakes.

Not even creating ideas, but imagining himself in CWCville or other dimensions. I honestly think he doesn't believe everyone can create ideas and scenarios in their head that they can "see". I'm pretty sure he believes that daydreaming is astral projection and only he can do it. When he talks about training his powers and brain I'm positive he just lays in bed and daydreams for a good hour about his adventures in other dimensions.

It's a hard day's work

 

[WutangLee]

Not even creating ideas, but imagining himself in CWCville or other dimensions. I honestly think he doesn't believe everyone can create ideas and scenarios in their head that they can "see". I'm pretty sure he believes that daydreaming is astral projection and only he can do it. When he talks about training his powers and brain I'm positive he just lays in bed and daydreams for a good hour about his adventures in other dimensions.

It's a hard day's work

kinda meta to think a bunch of dorks at hasbro who got together with some marketing twinks indirectly created the paracosm for him. If he spent time actually reading shit on literature he'd know that he basically created a paracosm for himself, but I can't tell at this point if he can't budge because his IQ is somewhere around 80-90 or his autistic nature has overcome him.

Either way, he's a surreal avatar for the most toxic elements of geek consumer culture, extroverts imagine geeks turning into Chris as an insult bordering a satirical fictional character. That much is clear.

 

[General Tug Boat]

I liked the good old days when Chris was just making his web comics for his sonic recolour series. The story lines where bat shit and incoherent, but at least there was some semblance in separation from his own created fantasy and reality. It's ridiculous to me that he now has the delusional beliefs like he is some goddess and he can project his recolours into our dimension. C-137 reference is also I think the same as the Rick and Morty main timeline, so of course he is ripping off another autistic property. I'm not one of these A-loggers that has any type of personal vendetta against the man, he has provided me with years of entertainment from his odd ball antics. I feel no remorse for the man, because one of these lurking cows on this site will always enable his stupid delusions, and his terrible spending habits. It is odd that one of probably the most recorded men in history is some fucking mid 30's tranny, who started out drawing terrible web comics in the beginning. Watching how Chris has spin balled since 2008 has been a trip in a half in my mind.

 

[Spooky Bones]

I liked the good old days when Chris was just making his web comics for his sonic recolour series. The story lines where bat shit and incoherent, but at least there was some semblance in separation from his own created fantasy and reality. It's ridiculous to me that he now has the delusional beliefs like he is some goddess and he can project his recolours into our dimension. C-137 reference is also I think the same as the Rick and Morty main timeline, so of course he is ripping off another autistic property. I'm not one of these A-loggers that has any type of personal vendetta against the man, he has provided me with years of entertainment from his odd ball antics. I feel no remorse for the man, because one of these lurking cows on this site will always enable his stupid delusions, and his terrible spending habits. It is odd that one of probably the most recorded men in history is some fucking mid 30's tranny, who started out drawing terrible web comics in the beginning. Watching how Chris has spin balled since 2008 has been a trip in a half in my mind.

You sound like you share the attitude of many people here. Welcome aboard. I myself am a relative newcomer to the boards but a longtime Chris chan follower (since the very first ED days!) and have found a nice community here both to discuss Chris and hang out online in general.