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Great job @Strine. You captured her strangeness perfectly and hit on every highlight. Newbies can clearly understand why we find her such an enjoyable cow with that opening. 
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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The high quality photo is genuinely scaring me... is that really her? Does anyone have the source?
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Does anyone have the gif where she rubs one of her eyes and it looks like the other almost pops out? That one is awesome.
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OLD VIDEO ALERT: Moment is in: SOUVLAKI MUKBANG at about 4:40 mark •Apr 11, 2019.
OLD VIDEO ALERT: Moment is in: SOUVLAKI MUKBANG at about 4:40 mark •Apr 11, 2019.
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SHE LIVES! On instagram, discussing Canadian culture featuring the “frictional” Anne of Green Gables
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She started balling! How long until she completely that English degree again?
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Ugh rate me MOTI but she WOULD like that shitty adaptation.
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Go figure... I'd wager TV shows and one of Canada's biggest music groups are about the extent of what Clotso knows about Canadian culture.
And she started bawling when she heard Ahead By A Century?! Gimme a bloody break, the radio plays The Hip all the goddam time... It's not like the song died when Gord Downie did. Either she's still mentally a child with no control of their emotions, it's a lah, or both.
What a fat idiot... I'll take my tophats now.
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Of course it’s #mentalillness
Nothing brings in that coin more than exploiting your very personal “mental illness” that you were definitely diagnosed with.
Still no shame to this day.
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Sorry for the large post. There was a lot to get caught up on.
Fantastic work.
If I could make one suggestion, it would be regarding Bibi's greencard scheme. Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think this has been substantiated. I think there's reason to be skeptical of this claim, if only because I don't think the Canadian government gives a rat's ass who you're cohabiting with when it comes to citizenship/immigration status. Marriage, yes, shacking up, no.
It's a really minor point in the grand scheme of things, but slipping in a "possibly" or "allegedly" in there would perhaps be more accurate without sacrificing the overall shadiness and hilarity of the situation.
I think @Lisa Anna worked out a possible etymology here. IIRC, a YT comment asked if it derived from a slang term for "misbehaving," which Chantal denied because she doesn't actually speak French.
My theory is that Original Sham escaped and Chantal paid $50 for a similar-looking cat someone scooped up off the sidewalk.
Um, excuse you. Her cellphone ringtone is the Kids in the Hall theme. She's the most Canadian Canadian of all.
Also, since we're on the topic (kinda) of favorite screenshots/videos, maybe someone can help me track a couple things down:
1. Screenshot where she's gazing down at the bare, post-binge cutting board and she actually looks incredibly depressed (she's doing this weird thing with her mouth where you can't see her lips but her mouth is puffed out like she's about to exhale deeply)
2. Video where she explained why she "quit" her job ("You need to come to me with a union rep or whatever.")
TIA
Fantastic work.
If I could make one suggestion, it would be regarding Bibi's greencard scheme. Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think this has been substantiated. I think there's reason to be skeptical of this claim, if only because I don't think the Canadian government gives a rat's ass who you're cohabiting with when it comes to citizenship/immigration status. Marriage, yes, shacking up, no.
It's a really minor point in the grand scheme of things, but slipping in a "possibly" or "allegedly" in there would perhaps be more accurate without sacrificing the overall shadiness and hilarity of the situation.
I think @Lisa Anna worked out a possible etymology here. IIRC, a YT comment asked if it derived from a slang term for "misbehaving," which Chantal denied because she doesn't actually speak French.
My theory is that Original Sham escaped and Chantal paid $50 for a similar-looking cat someone scooped up off the sidewalk.
Um, excuse you. Her cellphone ringtone is the Kids in the Hall theme. She's the most Canadian Canadian of all.
Also, since we're on the topic (kinda) of favorite screenshots/videos, maybe someone can help me track a couple things down:
1. Screenshot where she's gazing down at the bare, post-binge cutting board and she actually looks incredibly depressed (she's doing this weird thing with her mouth where you can't see her lips but her mouth is puffed out like she's about to exhale deeply)
2. Video where she explained why she "quit" her job ("You need to come to me with a union rep or whatever.")
TIA
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Donno about Quebec, but in Ontario they have (or at least did like 10 years ago) Common Law marriage and it is considered valid for getting tax benefits,
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so gorl was just binge watching Anne of Green Gables and binging on cheese too glad to see she is still alive she's got plenty of
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So this video popped up into my recommended and being the faggot I am decided that it would be a good idea to watch. To my shock, I found gold. Here's some more footage of the beast antagonizing her poor SHAM. The look he gives her signaling her to go the fuck away is quite fantastic. The demonic staccato of her growling "YESH! YESH! YESH! YESH! YESH! YESH!" is a whole other level of exceptional. Maybe @Strine could use it for the OP? I can condense it more if needed.
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Well at least with a decent post like Strines, the reaction channels have a nicely laid out blueprint to steal from when they wanna rant about Chantal for the 30time. Lookin at you Beetus Drake.
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Was. . .Anne supposed to be Canadian? I don't remember that from the book at all. Granted, it's been twentysome-odd years since I've read it.
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For the first one, need more information. She used the cutting board for a few recent videos and she tends to overeat with a defeated look a lot. Color of shirt or topic helps.
ETA: I think it may be this one? Only recent one that has something that was so bizarre - apparently she had trouble getting the saffron basmati rice down:
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WEST AFRICAN FOOD MUKBANG •Nov 27, 2019 at about 16:05 mark
Second one - easy peasy. Here is the video where she confesses how she got fired. Originally she said she was a contractor and it wasn't renewed; story starts at about 4:30 mark:
OLD VIDEO: CRAB SALAD MUKBANG (EAT WITH ME)/I WAS FIRED • Jun 15, 2017
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I think that warrants inclusion. It illustrates both her fatass frump cat obsession thing and her nutty bitch verbal tics thing. Thanks!
ETA: I'm grateful for the suggestions thus far and plan to include a few more things, but, and I mean no disrespect, it's already enormous and I don't want to bloat it with "remember the time when" info, even if we all find it funny. Regarding substantiation: she never substantiates anything, except by accident. To me, it's Occam's Razor: Bibi would only have shacked up with Clotso for residency purposes; frankly, I would want proof that it WASN'T the case. It's CHANTAL.
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It was a frictional English degree.
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Kinda. She lived on Prince Edward Island.
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Sorry but I'm a lit sperg and I have to lay down the law here:
Anne of Green Gables is, yes, Canadian; the new Netflix series is a parody of a parody of woke garbage and pudding-brained yentas like Chantal, who want to see anachronistic representation of minorities and feel good about themselves, are its prime demographic. The original book is aimed at kids but quite good; I don't imagine Chantal has ever read it.