Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[AbraCadaver]

Also Oprah.

Yeah but that’s a given. Oprah gets rich just by endorsing oxygen.

 

[Poop Shoot]

I'm mildly annoyed that I never even thought to ask if the thrift stores around here offered delivery.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

I've never seen someone just toss his delusions back in his face. You know he's furiously googling her for a lawsuit.

Russ sticks with higher profile/toothy women, doesn't he?

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

I haven’t been able to get this damn song out of my head since his thrift shop find.

 

[MysticMisty]

I would put money down that his "bed" is a twin mattress on the floor, with Wal-Mart brushed microfiber sheets on and one sad $5 pillow.

I think it's guaranteed to be the case since he's never bothered to even get a cheap card table and folding chair for the little shit he has. Instead he balances an old Casio on a old minifridge and kept his ancient desktop on the floor. I totally get being super poor and not being able to hardly afford anything after bills and food, but it's still possible to save a little for the most basic things. If you're not Russ and your "basic things" is trips to legal hookers in Nevada.

For what it's worth though, given how frequently he moves and the fact he legally can't drive, it's probably been best for him to have only shit he can carry in two boxes anyways.

 

[The Dude]

I've never seen someone just toss his delusions back in his face. You know he's furiously googling her for a lawsuit.

Russ is going to need some aloe gel for that sick burn he just received.

It varies from store to store.

Spoiler: Thrift Store Sperging

The Goodwills usually have some small bookshelves, coffee tables, a desk or two, maybe a TV stand. Salvation Armys tend to have more furniture, but it's all dated - too ugly to be considered retro - and overpriced as hell.
The poor people megachurch near me has two thrift store locations, both located in really bad parts of town, and their stores are in spaces the size of a Food Lion - so it means tons of furniture. The one in the worse part has a wall lined with mattresses and hot tub covers. They are staffed by those in recovery from substance abuse programs, except the main managers who all look like they hate life. I got a couch from them, it was a good couch for eighty bucks and delivery was $15.
The non-religious thrift store used to have similar selection to Goodwill but they re-organized and now it's just all crap, maybe one table and a scribbled-on headboard.
There are also thrift stores that are religious but not scary-bible-thumper, sometimes affiliated with veterans, who have Salvation Army quality stuff for lower prices since they aren't a chain.
I don't live in Utah, but if Russell lives near SLC then he probably has a similar variety, maybe even more if Mormons do run thrift stores (I've never seen one).

One of the big thrift store chains in Utah is Deseret Industries, or DI. Its owned and operated by the LDS Church. There are also Goodwill and Savers stores among others, but DI is kind of the major chain here. Charity is a big deal to the LDS Church and its members, so we will often take things we don't need that are still in good condition to DI or other thrift shops to help out the less fortunate in our communities. Other stores and businesses will even take old stock that's still new to these stores so you can often find new things for sale at these stores, such as mattresses.

 

[Bridgeburner]

Russ is going to need some aloe gel for that sick burn he just received.

That sting would burn or made a normal human maybe rethink his approach, but cmon, we all know it's just gonna bounce off his narcissistic outer shell. He's going to block her and that's it, wouldn't be the first or the thousandth time it happened.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

Was watching China, IL during a bout of insomnia and thought of Russ when I saw this. It's him, barring the "hottest to the worst" part since Russ only wants 10's.

 

[IDon'tGetYouRusselGreer]

I've never seen someone just toss his delusions back in his face. You know he's furiously googling her for a lawsuit.

If it was a guy who said that to Russ, maybe. But, it was a lady, so I figure he is going to try and chat her up. I can just hear him slurping now... "That'll make Danica jealous!"

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

If it was a guy who said that to Russ, maybe. But, it was a lady, so I figure he is going to try and chat her up. I can just hear him slurping now... "That'll make Danica jealous!"

Nah, the opposite. Russ only sues women.

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[Free the Pedos]

I haven’t been able to get this damn song out of my head since his thrift shop find.

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“People like damn, Russ a dumbass honkey!”

 

[Dead Hams]

No there are NOT any other kind people in the world. Only Russ. Do you even listen to his plights?

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Wow, I'm impressed. He skipped the entire dating phase and went straight from "medieval courtship" to "abusive boyfriend".

I'd be worried if Rusty's nubbins could squeeze a pistol trigger.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Wow, I'm impressed. He skipped the entire dating phase and went straight from "medieval courtship" to "abusive boyfriend".

I'd be worried if Rusty's nubbins could squeeze a pistol trigger.

He's getting desperate. He had several setbacks in 2019, and he feels like he's due for a win. It's seeming now he really thought she was gonna show up at his door and sleep on his couch and he'd finally have a hot gf to show off to everyone. Even if she did need a place to stay, I'm sure she has people who aren't delusional narcissists who would put her up for a while. Shit, I suspect most people who aren't Russ probably know SOMEONE who would let them crash in a pinch.

 

[AbraCadaver]

He's getting desperate. He had several setbacks in 2019, and he feels like he's due for a win. It's seeming now he really thought she was gonna show up at his door and sleep on his couch and he'd finally have a hot gf to show off to everyone. Even if she did need a place to stay, I'm sure she has people who aren't delusional narcissists who would put her up for a while. Shit, I suspect most people who aren't Russ probably know SOMEONE who would let them crash in a pinch.

Excuse you but she’s a WHORE. Whores don’t have friends or family and nobody ever treats them with dignity, according to Russ. At best, they have an abusive Chad boyfriend who hits them and cheats on them, like in the movies. This is why Russell is going to score free pussy forever with some proz-turned-girlfriend: because he will be literally the only man ever to treat said prozzie with feigned respect.

 

[AnOminous]

He's getting desperate. He had several setbacks in 2019, and he feels like he's due for a win. It's seeming now he really thought she was gonna show up at his door and sleep on his couch and he'd finally have a hot gf to show off to everyone. Even if she did need a place to stay, I'm sure she has people who aren't delusional narcissists who would put her up for a while. Shit, I suspect most people who aren't Russ probably know SOMEONE who would let them crash in a pinch.

She probably has a dozen people with a dick and a bed to offer, and a couple dozen more orbiters with just a bed, and that's without dipping into anyone with a lower than six figure income.

 

[DrJonesHat]

She probably has a dozen people with a dick and a bed to offer, and a couple dozen more orbiters with just a bed, and that's without dipping into anyone with a lower than six figure income.

And I would wager a healthy sum that many of those men are nice to her.

EDIT: One thing we've noted is that Russ doesn't have a sense of wealth. He expected Ariana Grande to be impressed by his $100 suit when she wears outfits that cost thousands daily. He expected a hooker to be impressed by Olive Garden when I'm sure she's been taken to actual gourmet restaurants. He thinks sending a dollar to camgirls who get hundreds if not thousands of dollars from their fans will impress them. He's so clueless, it's funny and sad at the same time.

 

[Toasty]

This is like the court case when he didn't bother to have his documents printed out, then ran to a store for a USB cable, got the cheapest and also wrong one, all fo a case that had no merit to begin with only even funnier, it's spread out over time, and we'll be able to see what he's thinking, and his full tantrum when he truly realizes his complete failure.
It's like watching a practical joke happen.
He actually took a woman with family and resources seriously when she joked about needing a couch to sleep on.
I thought it couldn't get funnier than the couch blanket.
But no, Russ said she could sleep on his couch, so by God he needs a couch!
He's running out of time!
Goes to Goodwill. Notices that the "short" couches are cheaper than the long ones.
Just like the 10 inch USB cable.
Has his cool couch delivered to his rented room.
He literally has no need whatsoever for a couch or love seat.
Eventually he's going to figure this out.
I mean. Shit. Buying a couch would have been one kind of failure. Had he gotten one new, he could possibly have been able to return it once he works out that no one is coming, but the thrift store loveseat, much like his dreams, is going nowhere.
Whenever I have a bad day, someone remind me of this.

 

[DrJonesHat]

This is like the court case when he didn't bother to have his documents printed out, then ran to a store for a USB cable, got the cheapest and also wrong one, all fo a case that had no merit to begin with only even funnier, it's spread out over time, and we'll be able to see what he's thinking, and his full tantrum when he truly realizes his complete failure.
It's like watching a practical joke happen.
He actually took a woman with family and resources seriously when she joked about needing a couch to sleep on.
I thought it couldn't get funnier than the couch blanket.
But no, Russ said she could sleep on his couch, so by God he needs a couch!
He's running out of time!
Goes to Goodwill. Notices that the "short" couches are cheaper than the long ones.
Just like the 10 inch USB cable.
Has his cool couch delivered to his rented room.
He literally has no need whatsoever for a couch or love seat.
Eventually he's going to figure this out.
I mean. Shit. Buying a couch would have been one kind of failure. Had he gotten one new, he could possibly have been able to return it once he works out that no one is coming, but the thrift store loveseat, much like his dreams, is going nowhere.
Whenever I have a bad day, someone remind me of this.

The only thing that could make this better is if Danica shows up here herself and tells us what he said in DMs. Christmas would be either late or early.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

The only thing that could make this better is if Danica shows up here herself and tells us what he said in DMs. Christmas would be either late or early.

Oh please, please, someone reach out to her!