Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Imperial Citizen]

man" who makes over 40k a year from patreon claims to be working class

Bob probably identifies with working class because he think middle class means you live on the first floor.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Didn't Kino Bobberino berate the Blade Runner sequel because incels identified with a lonely main character?

The movie still wound up to be a cult classic, but with Joker it seems we'll finally get the real tears in the rain.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I remember a few months back he tweeted out some sort of gotcha by talking about some Chinese movie as to show all us single digit chromosome losers that he was hip with things NOT pop culture related. I wanna say he did a video on it but I can't find it. The only other "artsy" thing that I can remember him talking about was Blue Is the Warmest Color. He did this review which is a thousand words too long. I swear I remember him doing a video on it in which at some point he says (paraphrasing) people will come and see the spectacle of two French teens found down on each other but will be captivated by the story and thus be cultured. I bring this up because within the past month, I wanna say, he started getting shit because the two actresses have been saying how the director was a weirdo sex pervert during filming and now Bob's gotta walk back his love for his baguette diving por-, I mean movies. Yeah...movies.

Robert recently admitted that the whole reason he liked Blue is the Warmest Color is because he found it easy to masturbate to. As easy as an obese diabetic can find anything, anyway. So we know what his criteria for seeing an art film is, and it's the same reason those lesser evolved uncultured brute troglodytes would probably watch an art film. Tits and lesbianism.

 

[Absolutego]

"man" who makes over 40k a year from patreon claims to be working class

"Man" who chooses to continue to live in a relatively expensive Boston suburb (Lynn, MA) while also making $40k a year pre-tax, being an undiagnosed alcoholic, and now having to pay for his own diabeetus medicine is actually probably worse off financially than your garden variety member of the working class.
Of course, this is all assuming Bob pays rent like every other working class member who doesn't own property, if he's really living in his parent/brother's basement, then describing it as a "basement apartment" is probably a textbook coping mechanism, isn't it?

 

[Jack Awful]

First off, why would working class citizens even bother to consider space travel? They got more important things to do and worry about like making payment, providing a roof for themselves or others, and bringing food on the table.

Second, Bob is too stupid to understand the limits of space travel (all thanks to him confusing science with magic). There’s so much economic and practical factors into doing space travel it’s insane.

Yeah, I think Bob is failing to consider normal people thinking logical, realistic things about the logistics of space travel, such as "it probably would cost a fortune", "flying to the moon takes 3 days both ways, IDK if I can afford to take that much time off", "if I could fly to the moon, then anyone could, so it wouldn't be special", and other questions.

Bob treats it like Futurama where you can fly to the moon in 5 seconds, and it's been terraformed with a theme park instead of spending a week in a small tube so you can brag about being on a barren rock in space.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Bob cant be making too much considering that fat nigga cant float his brother some bucks for his wife's medical shit.

Either that or the dude hates his brother and he has poor spending habits. Imagine his nintendo switch and Nintendo theme dinner jackets cant hold that much expense.

My guess is previous tax problems and debt.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Bob thinks living on the moon leads to an Interplanetary United Nations, the same way someone would think going to the Harry Potter Theme Park is the first step towards becoming an actual wizard.

 

[Flexo]

Robert has a wet dream

Bob, you can't afford a stupid tax.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

Bernie sperging
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How is it harder to keep yourself entertained in Vermont?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

How is it harder to keep yourself entertained in Vermont?

For someone like Bob, very hard. I've vacationed in Vermont (the area was beautiful and I was staying in a place right off the NY-VT border) for an entire week and not only was it beautiful, I visited new places and went back to places that I frequented when I vacationed in the area previous times. Bob would be too busy hunched over his cell phone like he did at the Mexican wedding. Gotta gas the Midwest and sperg about it no matter where you are.

 

[Neko GF]

"man" who makes over 40k a year from patreon claims to be working class
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LOL at Robert thinking that what he does is work. Imagine thinking that making boring reviews with laughably outdated production value and going on spergouts on Twitter constitutes as being work, let alone a valuable contribution to society.

Also, Robert has come up with a new insult for the evil mayonnaise ghouls:

Spoiler: Oxy-Goblins

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“I can very much believe you're writing this. It's actually easier to believe THIS than it is that we elected him President... until you remember that we still use an electoral system that privileges the votes of illiterate Fox-addled Oxy-Goblins who regard this as cool and good...

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[REGENDarySumanai]

LOL at Robert thinking that what he does is work. Imagine thinking that making boring reviews with laughably outdated production value and going on spergouts on Twitter constitutes as being work, let alone a valuable contribution to society.

Also, Robert has come up with a new insult for the evil mayonnaise ghouls:

Spoiler: Oxy-Goblins

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“I can very much believe you're writing this. It's actually easier to believe THIS than it is that we elected him President... until you remember that we still use an electoral system that privileges the votes of illiterate Fox-addled Oxy-Goblins who regard this as cool and good...

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Archive

Nice to know that the dehumanization rule on Twitter works. Rules for thee, not for me, I guess. Though those people could care less about Bob himself and have contributed much more to society. Bob's always standing on a three legged stool.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Bob cant be making too much considering that fat nigga cant float his brother some bucks for his wife's medical shit.

Either that or the dude hates his brother and he has poor spending habits. Imagine his nintendo switch and Nintendo theme dinner jackets cant hold that much expense.

My guess is previous tax problems and debt.

"Sorry about your wife's medical bills bro, but I can't spare the money from my Amiibo and Funko Pop budget. Maybe if you lowered my rent for the basement I'd have more to spare. Good luck with the Gofundme!"

How is it harder to keep yourself entertained in Vermont?

The basements flood less there.

 

[Adamska]

I am actually very much enjoying his rapid descent into fuming and screeching rage at both the Joker potentially cucking his picks from an industry awards show, and that most people don't want to go to space for good reasons.

Like, I'd find it pretty cool to be in space... for a day. Then the lack of gravity and the fact you're just in a tiny can makes it a bit shit.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I am actually very much enjoying his rapid descent into fuming and screeching rage at both the Joker potentially cucking his picks from an industry awards show, and that most people don't want to go to space for good reasons.

Like, I'd find it pretty cool to be in space... for a day. Then the lack of gravity and the fact you're just in a tiny can makes it a bit shit.

Too early to explore the galaxy, too late to explore the world, perfect time to explore our oceans. We know less about our oceans than we do outer space, so if there's anything we need to explore, it's our oceans.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

For someone like Bob, very hard. I've vacationed in Vermont (the area was beautiful and I was staying in a place right off the NY-VT border) for an entire week and not only was it beautiful, I visited new places and went back to places that I frequented when I vacationed in the area previous times. Bob would be too busy hunched over his cell phone like he did at the Mexican wedding. Gotta gas the Midwest and sperg about it no matter where you are.

Also he hates being outside and moving around so a place with a lot of outdoor natural beauty would basically be hell for him.

 

[Adamska]

Too early to explore the galaxy, too late to explore the world, perfect time to explore our oceans. We know less about our oceans than we do outer space, so if there's anything we need to explore, it's our oceans.

The possibility of seeing other horrid gribblies in the ocean besides Colossal Squid does make it a more interesting pick tbh.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I am actually very much enjoying his rapid descent into fuming and screeching rage at both the Joker potentially cucking his picks from an industry awards show, and that most people don't want to go to space for good reasons.

Like, I'd find it pretty cool to be in space... for a day. Then the lack of gravity and the fact you're just in a tiny can makes it a bit shit.

Same problem with going to the moon. Bouncing around in low gravity would be cool for a while, then you realize there's literally nothing up there but dust and rocks. The people who said they'd rather visit other places on Earth are actually thinking about things a lot more intelligently than Cinemablob. There's way more cool stuff on Earth.

Too early to explore the galaxy, too late to explore the world, perfect time to explore our oceans. We know less about our oceans than we do outer space, so if there's anything we need to explore, it's our oceans.

Yeah, but how much popular Utopian science fiction from the 90's was made about exploring the oceans, friendo? You know what big pop culture franchise featured an underwater civilization? Bioshock. Do you want to live in Bioshockland with the Trump voters creating a hellscape because they were jealous of the smart people? At least that's what I'm assuming happens. Anyway, that's how it works! Pop culture always predicts reality! Now blast the troglodytes into space already so I can get my damn robot body! I'm a thinker, not a believer!

 

[Flexo]

Same problem with going to the moon. Bouncing around in low gravity would be cool for a while, then you realize there's literally nothing up there but dust and rocks. The people who said they'd rather visit other places on Earth are actually thinking about things a lot more intelligently than Cinemablob. There's way more cool stuff on Earth.


Yeah, but how much popular Utopian science fiction from the 90's was made about exploring the oceans, friendo? You know what big pop culture franchise featured an underwater civilization? Bioshock. Do you want to live in Bioshockland with the Trump voters creating a hellscape because they were jealous of the smart people? At least that's what I'm assuming happens. Anyway, that's how it works! Pop culture always predicts reality! Now blast the troglodytes into space already so I can get my damn robot body! I'm a thinker, not a believer!

You forgot about seaquest!

(And sealab)

 

[Rei is shit]

Bob cant be making too much considering that fat nigga cant float his brother some bucks for his wife's medical shit.

Either that or the dude hates his brother and he has poor spending habits. Imagine his nintendo switch and Nintendo theme dinner jackets cant hold that much expense.

My guess is previous tax problems and debt.

Maybe I'm mis-remebering but I thought someone found one of his mario blazers on etsy. It was $200.

We also have bob making frequent references to visiting a barcade and winning shitloads of prizes. I wouldn't be surprised if Robert has never heard of mame and thinks stuffing quaters in a machine is the only way to experience the arcade *trash of his youth.

*I say trash because you know this guy isn't playing metal slug or cave shooters