Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

So does anyone think that bob has an OK Cupid account?View attachment 1100505

If he has one then I couldn't imagine it being much more successful than a Baskin-Robins in Barrow, Alaska.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Too early to explore the galaxy, too late to explore the world, perfect time to explore our oceans. We know less about our oceans than we do outer space, so if there's anything we need to explore, it's our oceans.

You're still going to be trapped in a small can alone in the dark. And unlike space, that small can will be freezing cold, even with insulation (this is because space only feels cold because it is empty. The vacuum of space, interestingly, acts as an insulator keeping heat in the spaceship. The water at the bottom of the ocean, though, is freezing cold, and that cold will freeze your sub long before you hit the bottom.)
That being said, unlike space, you won't need a telescope to see the interesting stuff on the ocean floor. IIRC, James Cameron made that voyage and brought back some interesting footage.
Unfortunately, I don't see Bob doing this. Not only because I'm fairly sure he doesn't find the ocean interesting, but because his weight may make it impossible to float the sub back to the surface.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

You're still going to be trapped in a small can alone in the dark. And unlike space, that small can will be freezing cold, even with insulation (this is because space only feels cold because it is empty. The vacuum of space, interestingly, acts as an insulator keeping heat in the spaceship. The water at the bottom of the ocean, though, is freezing cold, and that cold will freeze your sub long before you hit the bottom.)
That being said, unlike space, you won't need a telescope to see the interesting stuff on the ocean floor. IIRC, James Cameron made that voyage and brought back some interesting footage.
Unfortunately, I don't see Bob doing this. Not only because I'm fairly sure he doesn't find the ocean interesting, but because his weight may make it impossible to float the sub back to the surface.

I'm going to add caverns to this as well. Some caves are well explored, and then there are underwater caves and massive caves, such as Mammoth Cave, which has quite the legacy in many circles.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Ok, seriously, I know Bob has the progressive Ring of Protection around his twitter feed, but how the fuck does this not qualify as blatantly racist, especially by the fragile standards of the shrieking SJW legions? He is literally calling a pair of black women a different species. Unreal.

If it's too good to be true..

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I'm going to add caverns to this as well. Some caves are well explored, and then there are underwater caves and massive caves, such as Mammoth Cave, which has quite the legacy in many circles.

Caving is more dangerous than ocean exploration, because it's easy to get stuck in unexplored territory, like amateur caver John Jones who got wedged while climbing head first down a tunnel in Nutty Putty Cave and died. Of course, if Bob ever went caving, he'd probably get stuck wedging himself through the front entrance and die of insulin shock after going 15 minutes without food.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

So does anyone think that bob has an OK Cupid account?View attachment 1100505

I think Bob searches for love on a different sort of website.

But hey, maybe there's a whole community of tranny hookers using OkCupid for plausible deniability while they ply their trade. One thing's for sure, Cinema Robert won't have to worry about illegitimate children. Or legitimate children, for that matter.

 

[Mola Ram]

If it's too good to be true..

Oh. Stupid me.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Their's a psychological issue where people visualize acheivements as fantasy but neglect to imagine all the steps to that achievement so feel entitled to it without pushing towards it. Bobs utopian (Dystopian) fantasy skips straight to Star trek without considering what will be required.
As mentioned with the ocean he also completly neglects other area's of study. I think he genuinly thinks of tech as a ladder to unlock without considering how supplementry technologies are required to compliment the engeneering achievements of space flight. For example we really need a lot of medical tech developments since space is incredably hostile. There is economic potential in space but we're about as capable of exploiting it as if I handed a medieval peasent the instructions on how to build the internet.

Chipman demanding space future is flawed because without the tech it isnt a exiting fronteer-it's a hostile wasteland.

 

[Flexo]

Chipman demanding space future is flawed because without the tech it isnt a exiting fronteer-it's a hostile wasteland.

And he doesn't realize that while it's a hostile wasteland, you'll need semi-insane, daring, and physically capable dudebros to go out there and investigate it to let us know of more tech that needs to be invented which we haven't even conceived of yet.

 

[אΩ+1]

And he doesn't realize that while it's a hostile wasteland, you'll need semi-insane, daring, and physically capable dudebros to go out there and investigate it to let us know of more tech that needs to be invented which we haven't even conceived of yet.

The only type of people I've know of been to the moon were United States Air Force test pilots.

 

[Flexo]

The only type of people I've know of been to the moon were United States Air Force test pilots.

Yep. What did I say that doesn't fit an air force pilot?

And when you look at them by state, you see an awfully lot of names from those red wastelands...

Astronaut birthplaces by US state - Wikipedia

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[Karl der Grosse]

Maybe I'm mis-remebering but I thought someone found one of his mario blazers on etsy. It was $200.

We also have bob making frequent references to visiting a barcade and winning shitloads of prizes. I wouldn't be surprised if Robert has never heard of mame and thinks stuffing quaters in a machine is the only way to experience the arcade *trash of his youth.

*I say trash because you know this guy isn't playing metal slug or cave shooters

Bob's the guy who spends 200 bucks on an arcade game to win a 20 dollar children's toy. Christ, I can see Bob at the arcade bar now, drinking cheap draft beer and stuffing his face with greasy pizza and subpar nachos, night after night habitually feeding the machines his Youtube income. Every time he goes he hopes, on some level, he'll actually make a friend or meet someone to love. And it never happens, and it never will happen. I wouldn't be surprised if Bob hasn't had a real friend since middle school. So he plays video games and stares at his phone. I wonder how many non-relative and non-work related phone numbers Bob has in his phone. Very few, is my guess. As empty as his call log, as sad as his wasted life.

And the tabletop games set is such an exclusive, high quality item, that I can't even find it for sale online!

I'm sure it's some piece of no-name knock-off shit from China. Not even Bob can pretend this stuff has any value. Also, those shipping prices!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Why's this grown-ass, childless man got a Disney Princess golf course?

His claim goes as such:

"Some of these I have more than one of - though since that's an outdoor golf-and-clubs set technically it's not something I'd give to a 4 year-old in winter."

This was in response to someone asking if his niece didn't like it. If we're to take him at his word...then why doesn't he wait till spring to give it to her and what does he mean that he has more than one of? What barcade gives this out for a prize? There's so many questions.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Why's this grown-ass, childless man got a Disney Princess golf course?

His claim goes as such:

"Some of these I have more than one of - though since that's an outdoor golf-and-clubs set technically it's not something I'd give to a 4 year-old in winter."

This was in response to someone asking if his niece didn't like it. If we're to take him at his word...then why doesn't he wait till spring to give it to her and what does he mean that he has more than one of? What barcade gives this out for a prize? There's so many questions.

 

[LightDragonman1]

Gotta say, it's pretty sad that Bob's whole idea that "moon bases and space travel will solve everything" mentality was actually (albeit unintentionally) torn apart in a fricken Kamen Rider show of all things (that being Kamen Rider Fourze episode 10). Link to summary here:

Moonlight Clash

Moonlight Clash (月・下・激・突 Gek・Ka・Geki・Totsu) is the tenth episode of Kamen Rider Fourze. It is the concluding part of the Altar arc, ending with Tomoko Nozama joining the Kamen Rider Club. Tomoko must decide whether to use a Zodiarts Switch to get her wish or help the others defeat the Zodiarts...

kamenrider.fandom.com

Note this part:

"As they comment on how she just wants to change, Tomoko finds them. After Gentaro comments on how nice she looks without her goth makeup, she screams and runs out of the house, with Gentaro and Yuki behind. She continues to say that she has nowhere else to go but the Moon and that Ritsuko will make that dream a reality. Upset, Gentaro transforms into Kamen Rider Fourze and takes her to the Rabbit Hatch so she can experience the true emptiness of the Moon where she is overcome with emotion before he was end up by Yuki then kick him away to the Earth. Back inside the lunar base, Gentaro affirms that she can never really be alone, because everyone in the Kamen Rider Club has a weird quirk about them, just like her. Upon leaving the Rabbit Hatch with the club members, Tomoko reveals that Ritsuko's plan is to burn down the school by using the Aradia staff she wields as the Altar Zodiarts."

 

[BScCollateral]

If we're to take him at his word...then why doesn't he wait till spring to give it to her and what does he mean that he has more than one of? What barcade gives this out for a prize? There's so many questions.

I'll believe this was won in a contest when somebody posts a picture of this in the prizes.

Ridiculous people often come up with lies that make them sound even more ridiculous, perhaps because they don't know what makes a thing ridiculous.

Bought as a present for Christmas because I forgot she'd need to wait till Spring to play with it? Accidentally duplicated a toy the niece already has? She's outgrown the present before I gave it? That's all pretty innocuous and I'll bet any uncle buying presents for children has funnier stories than that.

It would be hilarious if the real story was "scientists told me snowfall was a thing of the past."

 

[ScatmansWorld]

Ok, seriously, I know Bob has the progressive Ring of Protection around his twitter feed, but how the fuck does this not qualify as blatantly racist, especially by the fragile standards of the shrieking SJW legions? He is literally calling a pair of black women a different species. Unreal.

It’s a photoshop. You can literally see the image go outside the border on the left side.

 

[Rekkington]

It’s a photoshop. You can literally see the image go outside the border on the left side.

Regardless, I appreciate this ruse for gifting me a new dogwhistle to refer to black people. "I can't even check out the new Air Jordans cause the store is packed with fucking critters."

 

[Mola Ram]

It’s a photoshop. You can literally see the image go outside the border on the left side.

I read the post too fast, I fucked up, and I'm eating the ratings, what else can I do. Mea maxima culpa.

Anyway, I don't think Bob making such a grotesque statement is all that far outside the realm of possibility.

 

[Neko GF]

Robert, "man" who views everyone who disagrees with as being brainless, subhuman vermin, decries the evils of hierarchies in a thinly veiled rant likely aimed at Trump.

Spoiler: Justice

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“The thing of it is, there's a serious not-always-spoken divide on what gets called "the left" in the U.S. that comes down to how you perceive injustice - everyone on the left understands ours is an unjust society, and that it has to do with heirarchy. Some see the problem as...”

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Robert DESTROYS small-brained detractor by turing his dumb insult into a compliment:

Spoiler: Faggotry

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Is it weird that I'm mostly distracted by the pink guy's weirdly-stylized Princeton haircut? https://t.co/vhlE3VWeo7”

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