Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I read the post too fast, I fucked up, and I'm eating the ratings, what else can I do. Mea maxima culpa.

Anyway, I don't think Bob making such a grotesque statement is all that far outside the realm of possibility.
Yeah before I noticed it was an edit of an earlier post, my first thought wasn't that Film Robert would never make a Tweet like this. It was that in a moment of sperging he finally let his optics slip past that line he's always carefully toed.

Consider how he seems to be slowly getting nuttier and how bad the optics of things he says are already, I wouldn't be surprised if he eventually admits that yeah, he hates those colored ghouls just as much as the mayonnaise ghouls when they don't do what he wants. I dunno what it will be that sets it off. Too many Kanye's jumping on the Trump train, Hispanics getting a super majority somewhere and then suddenly reminding everyone how Catholic they are by banning abortion, but I wouldn't be surprised if the right instigating incident causes the mask to slip.
 
Robert, "man" who viewed everyone who disagrees with as being brainless, subhuman vermin, decries the evils of hierarchies in a thinly veiled rant likely aimed at Trump.
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>Cinema Robert: No one person is inherently better than anyone else.
>Also Cinema Robert: Those mayonnaise subhumans stole my Superior Future because they know they're inferior to me!
Edited because XenForo likes saving my drafts without me knowing.
 
Gotta say, it's pretty sad that Bob's whole idea that "moon bases and space travel will solve everything" mentality was actually (albeit unintentionally) torn apart in a fricken Kamen Rider show of all things (that being Kamen Rider Fourze episode 10). Link to summary here:


Note this part:

"As they comment on how she just wants to change, Tomoko finds them. After Gentaro comments on how nice she looks without her goth makeup, she screams and runs out of the house, with Gentaro and Yuki behind. She continues to say that she has nowhere else to go but the Moon and that Ritsuko will make that dream a reality. Upset, Gentaro transforms into Kamen Rider Fourze and takes her to the Rabbit Hatch so she can experience the true emptiness of the Moon where she is overcome with emotion before he was end up by Yuki then kick him away to the Earth. Back inside the lunar base, Gentaro affirms that she can never really be alone, because everyone in the Kamen Rider Club has a weird quirk about them, just like her. Upon leaving the Rabbit Hatch with the club members, Tomoko reveals that Ritsuko's plan is to burn down the school by using the Aradia staff she wields as the Altar Zodiarts."

Bob really isn't even looking to solve a problem with all these stupid superior future concepts that he likes to sperg about. To him it's just a way to gloat about accomplishing something that we couldn't do before.

It doesn't matter if the crops grown on the moon are more inferior and harder to produce than the crops I could grow literally in my backyard. To him the moon is the way to go because that's scientific advancement and we must do it to show how truly "advanced" we are.
 
Bob really isn't even looking to solve a problem with all these stupid superior future concepts that he likes to sperg about. To him it's just a way to gloat about accomplishing something that we couldn't do before.

It doesn't matter if the crops grown on the moon are more inferior and harder to produce than the crops I could grow literally in my backyard. To him the moon is the way to go because that's scientific advancement and we must do it to show how truly "advanced" we are.
Evolution only goes one direction, friendo, and that's the superior direction.
 
Robert, "man" who viewed everyone who disagrees with as being brainless, subhuman vermin, decries the evils of hierarchies in a thinly veiled rant likely aimed at Trump.
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Anyone want to tell Cinema Roberto that a hierarchical meritocracy heavily colored by his own prejudices of who's "deserving" isn't actually very left wing at all? It's Ayn Rand with race baiting and tranny dick worshiping.
 
And now for Cinema Robert's 10 Predictions on how X-Men will enter the MCU.

1. That upcoming "New Mutants" movie will be canon to the MCU somehow.
2. The first team will be (mostly) the classic lineup.
3. No Wolverine in the first movie.
4. Mutants will not "need" a complicated MCU explanation.
5. Solo mutants will appear before the first X-men movie.
6. Storm appears in "Black Panther" series.
7. Mystique and/or Rogue appear as villains in "Captain Marvel" sequel
8. Professor X casting will become controversial. (People will be buttmad if they cast someone who isn't actually handicapped because...?)
9. Deadpool vs Marvel Zombies
10. Hugh Jackman will return. (Not long term, but referenced somewhere.)

Bonus rant:
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Of course people like Bob are completely missing the fact that the Joker becoming a terrorist is the entire point of the movie and he DID have other choices in the matter. The choices he makes is what makes him a villain and why this is a super villain movie.

Bonus-bonus:
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Remember when it was considered unprofessional to bring up politics like this?
 
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And now for Cinema Robert's 10 Predictions on how X-Men will enter the MCU.

1. That upcoming "New Mutants" movie will be canon to the MCU somehow.
2. The first team will be (mostly) the classic lineup.
3. No Wolverine in the first movie.
4. Mutants will not "need" a complicated MCU explanation.
5. Solo mutants will appear before the first X-men movie.
6. Storm appears in "Black Panther" series.
7. Mystique and/or Rogue appear as villains in "Captain Marvel" sequel
8. Professor X casting will become controversial. (People will be buttmad if they cast someone who isn't actually handicapped because...?)
9. Deadpool vs Marvel Zombies
10. Hugh Jackman will return. (Not long term, but referenced somewhere.)

Bonus rant:
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Of course people like Bob are completely missing the fact that the Joker becoming a terrorist is the entire point of the movie and he DID have other choices in the matter. The choices he makes is what makes him a villain and why this is a super villain movie.

Bonus-bonus:
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Remember when it was considered unprofessional to bring up politics like this?
I'm guessing Robert still has yet to meet the woman who will be Princess Peach to his Mario.
 
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Now Robert is doing DSP impressions as well? Okay...

Let's break it down:

Write: Same old shit you have been doing for more than 10 years Robert. Your pre-canned opinions are already set and your wording and jokes aren't particulary insightful or witty. At this point it shouldn't take Robert more than a hour and a half to shit out a 5 min script.

Shoot: You talk in front of a camera in a green wall. You have a directional light for volume and wrost of all, you wear dark glasses, so we can see the computer you are reading your script of, which is fucking distracting. 5 min on after effects fix it..

Direct: Direct fucking what? again, guy in front of a wall talking... and wiggiling his sausage fingers.

Edit: This might be time consuming because to maintain the flow of his videos he keeps jump cutting, but in a very awkard way that is to keep his rapid fire speech, but it also looks like Robert flubs a lot of his script, and then he makes tons of takes, that is why it looks so weird his cuts mid sentences. So it's due you own incompetence Robert.

Composite: It's just a fucking green screen chromakey, it just you and a fucking wall. And not even that you can do right, because it seems you can't fix the chromakey spill, so that is why you see those greenborders on your fat ass that you only see in videos as a joke for amateurism.

Produce: Produce fucking what? The wikipedia article you had to read? or the "funny" jpgs you had to google search to illustrate your videos?

Render: Computer does that for you, what is the point of bringuing that as a part of your trade?

Finalize: What do you mean. No seriously? What do you mean Robert. it isn't post process, because "why?" and sure as fuck it isn't any audio mixing. When you are done editing, you are done with the video Robert.
 

That argument doesn't even make any sense. It's not impossible to have that skill set and know more about films. Ideally this hypothetical person be able to do all of that better too. No one ever forced him to make a choice between more in-depth film knowledge and practical video editing skills. You can have both, Bob.
 
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Now Robert is doing DSP impressions as well? Okay...

Let's break it down:

Write: Same old shit you have been doing for more than 10 years Robert. Your pre-canned opinions are already set and your wording and jokes aren't particulary insightful or witty. At this point it shouldn't take Robert more than a hour and a half to shit out a 5 min script.

Shoot: You talk in front of a camera in a green wall. You have a directional light for volume and wrost of all, you wear dark glasses, so we can see the computer you are reading your script of, which is fucking distracting. 5 min on after effects fix it..

Direct: Direct fucking what? again, guy in front of a wall talking... and wiggiling his sausage fingers.

Edit: This might be time consuming because to maintain the flow of his videos he keeps jump cutting, but in a very awkard way that is to keep his rapid fire speech, but it also looks like Robert flubs a lot of his script, and then he makes tons of takes, that is why it looks so weird his cuts mid sentences. So it's due you own incompetence Robert.

Composite: It's just a fucking green screen chromakey, it just you and a fucking wall. And not even that you can do right, because it seems you can't fix the chromakey spill, so that is why you see those greenborders on your fat ass that you only see in videos as a joke for amateurism.

Produce: Produce fucking what? The wikipedia article you had to read? or the "funny" jpgs you had to google search to illustrate your videos?

Render: Computer does that for you, what is the point of bringuing that as a part of your trade?

Finalize: What do you mean. No seriously? What do you mean Robert. it isn't post process, because "why?" and sure as fuck it isn't any audio mixing. When you are done editing, you are done with the video Robert.
"You have no idea how many things someone would have to do to be able to do my job, troglodytes. They'd have to be able to turn on a computer, open a word document, type on a keyboard, sit in a chair, set up a tripod in front of them at the correct height, point the camera at them, take off the lens cap, push the record button..."

 
That argument doesn't even make any sense. It's not impossible to have that skill set and know more about films. Ideally this hypothetical person be able to do all of that better too. No one ever forced him to make a choice between more in-depth film knowledge and practical video editing skills. You can have both, Bob.
Not to mention, if you're apparently swamped under the workload of trying to get all that done week after week, maybe you should consider paying someone to help out.

Two examples of this in action. RedLetterMedia has a core of three (Mike, Jay, and Rich) who trade off duties for filming and editing, and other guests generally step in to help with technical aspects (if there's five people in a Best of the Worst episode, one will usually be behind the cameras). I don't think Rich does editing, but between Mike and Jay, they generally put out at least one half-hour-to-hour-long video every week, with proper lighting, sound mixing, framing, and editing.

Then there's Adam/YMS, who more recently started paying editors to help out with his shorter videos and gaming channel. He still does his long-form videos himself, but in order to keep content coming out at a steady pace, passing the easier stuff to some other editors makes sense. The result of hiring other editors is that between both channels, he's generally got anywhere from three to five short videos out each week (just like Bob claims to be doing), when he often had periods of sparse releases when he was doing it all himself. And while he doesn't do much filming for his reviews, he does know how to edit well.

Robert, meanwhile, shits out his garbage opinions with garbage production values multiple times a week, and expects us not to criticize him because "I'm working so hard guise." People have pointed out all the various problems his videos have beyond his blistering hot takes, and yet he never makes any sort of improvements. He's still producing videos like it's 2009 when he first got started, seemingly unaware that the world is passing him by.

And what's the result of all this? Well, let's do a comparison of the latest videos from each of these creators.
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And to head off any criticism that "oh but my main videos are on the escapist channel," here's that channel too:
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RLM and YMS have roughly a million subscribers each, the former having a consistent 500k+ views per video, the latter consistently 200-300k or more.
Bob has less than 150k subscribers, and even on a good day he can't break 100k views by and large. His good days are usually around 50k.
Even on the Escapist channel where he should be able to take advantage of a million+ subscriber base, he's still only rarely going above 50k views. And yeah, he might claim that "oh they're just uploads after they get posted to the escapist website," but who the fuck goes to other websites to watch videos these days? Even if you take him at his word and double the view count, those numbers are pathetic.

Bob, you're really, really bad at this. Dare I say...Really That Bad?
 
And now for Cinema Robert's 10 Predictions on how X-Men will enter the MCU.

1. That upcoming "New Mutants" movie will be canon to the MCU somehow.
2. The first team will be (mostly) the classic lineup.
3. No Wolverine in the first movie.
4. Mutants will not "need" a complicated MCU explanation.
5. Solo mutants will appear before the first X-men movie.
6. Storm appears in "Black Panther" series.
7. Mystique and/or Rogue appear as villains in "Captain Marvel" sequel
8. Professor X casting will become controversial. (People will be buttmad if they cast someone who isn't actually handicapped because...?)
9. Deadpool vs Marvel Zombies
10. Hugh Jackman will return. (Not long term, but referenced somewhere.)

Bonus rant:
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Of course people like Bob are completely missing the fact that the Joker becoming a terrorist is the entire point of the movie and he DID have other choices in the matter. The choices he makes is what makes him a villain and why this is a super villain movie.

Bonus-bonus:
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Remember when it was considered unprofessional to bring up politics like this?

It's endlessly strange to me that people think white guys are pitying the Joker as a personal avatar rather than just thinking he's a cool character who may have had a couple of points. Hey breadtube nerds, what do you make of all those gaudy thots doing the Joker staircase dance all over Instagram? Are they ticking time bombs too?

These same people will watch that Aaron Hernandez doc and talk all about how the system failed him and the NFL was at fault for not being his surrogate parent. It's so complicated, HE LIVES IN A SOCIETY.
 
It's endlessly strange to me that people think white guys are pitying the Joker as a personal avatar rather than just thinking he's a cool character who may have had a couple of points. Hey breadtube nerds, what do you make of all those gaudy thots doing the Joker staircase dance all over Instagram? Are they ticking time bombs too?

These same people will watch that Aaron Hernandez doc and talk all about how the system failed him and the NFL was at fault for not being his surrogate parent. It's so complicated, HE LIVES IN A SOCIETY.
Because remember, white guys can’t feel oppressive as others these days.
 
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Robert, "man" who viewed everyone who disagrees with as being brainless, subhuman vermin, decries the evils of hierarchies in a thinly veiled rant likely aimed at Trump.
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Amusing, Bobby is pretending that he cares about injustice and abuse by the elites even though the very core of his brainless and non-thought out ideology favors and slobbers all over elites controlling society. He only is spewing this because he wants back in the club; he's tired of even lefties thinking he's a big fat joke.

And Bobby thinks it's hard to make a weekly show and pretends what he does is hard; bullshit, it's not hard to put your audio to about 110% speed and cut out blank spots in the voice, especially if you rarely change up the shit being shown off. Can tell you given I actually have and still do this that this type of editing is literally play by ear or spot the waveform; it takes only 1.25 times the length of the video time to do, and I say this if you listen as you edit like I do.

The other stuff he pretends is hard fucking isn't when you have things preset; chromakeying is literally one button on OBS, and it sticks once you got it right; I've used it and the set up is that braindead easy. Same with the green screen set he rarely busts out.

Hardest shit for that is set up, and Diabeeto has that set up already.

In short; Bobby "Smoothbrain" Chimpman's "job" at best takes maybe one work day out of the week if he chose to do it all at once (so like 8-10 hours a week). Anyone who even does basic part time retail or a mcjob works harder than this butterball.
 
Yep. What did I say that doesn't fit an air force pilot?

And when you look at them by state, you see an awfully lot of names from those red wastelands...
similarly, Soviet test pilots were seasoned military veterans; given that Soviet recruitment processes were particularly favourable to people from humble backgrounds, they were hardly 'coastal elites' either
 
Not to mention, if you're apparently swamped under the workload of trying to get all that done week after week, maybe you should consider paying someone to help out.

Two examples of this in action. RedLetterMedia has a core of three (Mike, Jay, and Rich) who trade off duties for filming and editing, and other guests generally step in to help with technical aspects (if there's five people in a Best of the Worst episode, one will usually be behind the cameras). I don't think Rich does editing, but between Mike and Jay, they generally put out at least one half-hour-to-hour-long video every week, with proper lighting, sound mixing, framing, and editing.

Then there's Adam/YMS, who more recently started paying editors to help out with his shorter videos and gaming channel. He still does his long-form videos himself, but in order to keep content coming out at a steady pace, passing the easier stuff to some other editors makes sense. The result of hiring other editors is that between both channels, he's generally got anywhere from three to five short videos out each week (just like Bob claims to be doing), when he often had periods of sparse releases when he was doing it all himself. And while he doesn't do much filming for his reviews, he does know how to edit well.

Robert, meanwhile, shits out his garbage opinions with garbage production values multiple times a week, and expects us not to criticize him because "I'm working so hard guise." People have pointed out all the various problems his videos have beyond his blistering hot takes, and yet he never makes any sort of improvements. He's still producing videos like it's 2009 when he first got started, seemingly unaware that the world is passing him by.

And what's the result of all this? Well, let's do a comparison of the latest videos from each of these creators.
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And to head off any criticism that "oh but my main videos are on the escapist channel," here's that channel too:
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RLM and YMS have roughly a million subscribers each, the former having a consistent 500k+ views per video, the latter consistently 200-300k or more.
Bob has less than 150k subscribers, and even on a good day he can't break 100k views by and large. His good days are usually around 50k.
Even on the Escapist channel where he should be able to take advantage of a million+ subscriber base, he's still only rarely going above 50k views. And yeah, he might claim that "oh they're just uploads after they get posted to the escapist website," but who the fuck goes to other websites to watch videos these days? Even if you take him at his word and double the view count, those numbers are pathetic.

Bob, you're really, really bad at this. Dare I say...Really That Bad?
In other words: Robert is obsolete
 
Blob On Justice
Blob On Being a Closted Homosexual

The US is not unjust. The US might be unfair and flawed in some respects but there is justice. Blob is one of those idiots who takes the idea that all men are created equal as more than a suggestion that everyone should be treated equally from birth.

Everyone has their stat role at the beginning of their life. Some attributes may be raised or lowered due to happenstance or choice but everyone rolls something different at the start.

I was never going to run a 4.4 40 yard dash and that guy running the 4.4 probably couldn't do whatever it is I do!

And no Blob, none of us are surprised you want to get ass fucked by a chick with a strapon.

And now for Cinema Robert's 10 Predictions on how X-Men will enter the MCU.

1. That upcoming "New Mutants" movie will be canon to the MCU somehow.
2. The first team will be (mostly) the classic lineup.
3. No Wolverine in the first movie.
4. Mutants will not "need" a complicated MCU explanation.
5. Solo mutants will appear before the first X-men movie.
6. Storm appears in "Black Panther" series.
7. Mystique and/or Rogue appear as villains in "Captain Marvel" sequel
8. Professor X casting will become controversial. (People will be buttmad if they cast someone who isn't actually handicapped because...?)
9. Deadpool vs Marvel Zombies
10. Hugh Jackman will return. (Not long term, but referenced somewhere.)

Bonus rant:
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Of course people like Bob are completely missing the fact that the Joker becoming a terrorist is the entire point of the movie and he DID have other choices in the matter. The choices he makes is what makes him a villain and why this is a super villain movie.

Bonus-bonus:
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Remember when it was considered unprofessional to bring up politics like this?
She's doing it as theatrics aimed at her own party. Very little of this impeachment dog and pony show has been aimed at Trump or even the public at large. It has always been aimed at the AOC crowd in an effort to avoid getting primaried.

Dat list:

1. That upcoming "New Mutants" movie will be canon to the MCU somehow. - Wait a minute there nostradamus--Somehow??? This really isn't a prediction on how they will join the MCU
2. The first team will be (mostly) the classic lineup. - That's not a prediction on how they will join the MCU
3. No Wolverine in the first movie. - Not a prediction on how they will join the MCU
4. Mutants will not "need" a complicated MCU explanation. - Not a prediction on how they will join the MCU
5. Solo mutants will appear before the first X-men movie. - Not a prediction on how they will join the MCU
6. Storm appears in "Black Panther" series. - Not a prediction on how they will join the MCU
7. Mystique and/or Rogue appear as villains in "Captain Marvel" sequel - While it would be cool if Rogue stole Ms. Marvel's powers it likely isn't going to happen and there's no reason to have those two in a Ms. Marvel movie otherwise and wait for it: Not a prediction on how they will join the MCU
8. Professor X casting will become controversial. (People will be buttmad if they cast someone who isn't actually handicapped because...?) - Not a prediction on how they will join the MCU
9. Deadpool vs Marvel Zombies - Not a prediction on how they will join the MCU
10. Hugh Jackman will return. (Not long term, but referenced somewhere.) - Not a prediction on how they will join the MCU

Blob does it again guys.

Annal--ee and Blob really don't want to talk about the fact that even if you consider every mass shooter white(which they weren't) and add that to the total number of deaths via terrorism whites wouldn't even make up a quarter of 2019. Fuck I bet if I could be bothered to check there were 5-10 terrorist attacks in non-white countries yesterday.

But hey, pointing that out would be racist right?

Also, Blob she isn't going to fuck you.

Finally OkC...I find it funny that Blob follows them given that he is literally unfuckable unless he pays upfront which is a great deal for the whore since he'll likely pass out with a mild beer buzz before she can find his dick.

OkC used to be great. It was fun and new and the people who ran it were nerds. It was as interesting as a developer as it was as someone looking for dates. The decline was instant when they sold. But of course Blob follows them because he's hoping desperately liking their wokeness will somehow lead to his dick getting some wetness which it won't.
 
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