Orbiter 🏳️‍🌈🐱 Nick Fuentes / Nicholas Joseph Fuentes / der America First Pürrer / "Nick the Knife" - CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.

So Nick gaining 25,000+ new subscribers and unprecedented livestream viewership is not a win and an accomplishment? 'Groyper' wars was about exposing our ideas and confronting controlled opposition and we did that. During the peak of Groyper wars, Nick was pulling in 12,000+ people per livestream.

What has he done with all this energy? What about right-wing politics has changed in his favor? This is the same "raising awareness" argument slacktivists always use when they can't point to tangible things they accomplished.
 
What has he done with all this energy? What about right-wing politics has changed in his favor? This is the same "raising awareness" argument slacktivists always use when they can't point to tangible things they accomplished.
Awareness = Donation$. Why followers think ecelebs raising their personal profiles and social media stats will ever equate to real world political/social significance, or that their favorite eceleb would actually even care about doing that, I'll never understand. Wouldn't they put some of their ecareer funding towards trying to enact some of the real world changes they desire if they truly prioritized those changes over personal glory and wealth? The fact that none of them on the right or left ever seem to try setting anything tangible up that might provide concrete rl benefit to individuals within their followings, and also be in line with their professed principles, and help to demonstrate that good can come of them, should be enough to let anyone know the score.
But, nah, prolonged streaming of gay frolics better spreads the good word and works of tradcath values and it's out and proud youth leader

can a zoomer explain to me whats funny about dressing and acting like a fag "ironically"
They had a great payoff/punchline planned, but between the short, 10 hour stream length, inebriating sexual tension during that time, and exhausting trad sodomy afterwards, they totally forgot to film it :^(
 
So Nick gaining 25,000+ new subscribers and unprecedented livestream viewership is not a win and an accomplishment? 'Groyper' wars was about exposing our ideas and confronting controlled opposition and we did that. During the peak of Groyper wars, Nick was pulling in 12,000+ people per livestream.
"How does Paypiggery help win the Culture War?"
 
Also the "trad guy is secret degenerate" thing is way overblown. Like 5% of the time that happens, that's why it makes headlines and people who hate those people treasure it so much. It's trumpeted by moral relativists who wanna believe everyone is secretly part gay but there's no such thing as a homosexual who is dishonest about themselves.

I disagree on the numbers being that low but I can assure you that no matter what the exact percentage of traditonalists are closeted queers actually is, Nick Fuentes is part of that. The gay catboy stuff and his date with a cross-dressing male prove he's not straight. He might not even be a virgin like he claims to be, although I do believe he's never had sex with a woman.
 
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I disagree on the numbers being that low but I can assure you that no matter what the exact percentage of traditonalists are closeted queers actually is, Nick Fuentes is part of that. The gay catboy stuff and his date with a cross-dressing male prove he's not straight. He might not even be a virgin like he claims to be, although I do believe he's never had sex with a woman.

I get that it's fun to make fun of Nick for the absolute height of bad optics and trolling him with his alignment with hilarious degeneracy, but if anyone genuinely believes he is gay with this guy they're autistic. It's like trolling Owen Benjamin about being Jewish, it's fun but... he's not actually Jewish, guys.
 
I get that it's fun to make fun of Nick for the absolute height of bad optics and trolling him with his alignment with hilarious degeneracy, but if anyone genuinely believes he is gay with this guy they're autistic. It's like trolling Owen Benjamin about being Jewish, it's fun but... he's not actually Jewish, guys.

If he was just posting catboy memes and leaving it at that, I'd agree with you on him trying to be ironic. But he actually went on a date with another guy who's famous for dressing up in women's clothing and cat ears. Even with the "It's just a joke" defense taken into account, that's highly unusual.

My personal guess is that Nick Fuentes is either gay or bisexual, but is in denial about it. He's just now entering adulthood and the human brain doesn't really stop fully developing until your mid-to-late twenties, so he's still an adolescent in the mental sense of the word.

I'll grant you that he's not trying to cover up his sexuality like Ted Haggard did, but I think he's struggling with the fact that despite his traditionalist views, he might be gay or at the very least bisexual and he just isn't fully ready to accept it or deal with it properly, hence why he's always insisting that it's "ironic degeneracy" meant as a joke.
 
If he was just posting catboy memes and leaving it at that, I'd agree with you on him trying to be ironic. But he actually went on a date with another guy who's famous for dressing up in women's clothing and cat ears. Even with the "It's just a joke" defense taken into account, that's highly unusual.

My personal guess is that Nick Fuentes is either gay or bisexual, but is in denial about it. He's just now entering adulthood and the human brain doesn't really stop fully developing until your mid-to-late twenties, so he's still an adolescent in the mental sense of the word.

I'll grant you that he's not trying to cover up his sexuality like Ted Haggard did, but I think he's struggling with the fact that despite his traditionalist views, he might be gay or at the very least bisexual and he just isn't fully ready to accept it or deal with it properly, hence why he's always insisting that it's "ironic degeneracy" meant as a joke.

Not to powerlevel or anything but I think people are overestimating how gay the catboy is. Like I said earlier I think it's just a cringe bit taken too far but he's more popular for livestreaming The Greatest Story Never Told, parroting alt right talking points, and doing IRL pranks where he dresses in a kimono and tries to pick up thots at comic conventions. It reads more like an autistic PUA than an actual gay dude.

If there is a thread to be pulled on here it would be what people mentioned a few pages back, of a secret forum or Discord where Nick was seriously dabbling in this shit back in the day but that appears to have gone nowhere.

I mean let's first establish this was a public stream where Nick also explained he doesn't believe in dinosaurs, it's not like someone got candid photos of him in a hotel room or he said "turn off the camera." I don't buy the story that he publicly and unashamedly talked politics as foreplay to the most cartoonish gay sexual dalliance conceivable. My stance is they're just irony poisoned zoomers who just see it as a dumb bit, which is basically what all of them say.

There's just too much "A ha he's gay I knew it guys like him always are!" here for me to think it's anything other than politically driven optimism.
 
Both Syaoran and Rekkington have pretty solid points. I spent some time with the online alt right before and for a while after Trump's election, and I've seen multiple "trads" turn out to have some sort of repressed homo or bisexuality. Young people are still finding themselves and identity can get confusing.

I know anecdotes don't really mean anything, and I doubt there's actual data out there for "hey conservatives how many of you are in the closet", but I've seen everything from a Greek dude getting drunk and DMing his friend that he wanted his ass to an openly gay guy converting to Orthodoxy and trying to suppress himself. The Alt Right is a messy scene, it doesn't surprise me it attracts messy people.
 
My stance is they're just irony poisoned zoomers who just see it as a dumb bit, which is basically what all of them say.
Perhaps, I think all agree that either way, this was a fairly big self-own on his part. If the old saying goes that "ironic shitposting is still shitposting" then it would follow that being a fag for irony's sake is still being a fag. I doubt he's full-blown gay, but maybe bisexual since he's a NEET only on camera for two-three hours of the day, we have no idea of his private proclivities and appetites that encompass the other 20+ hours of the day aside from eating fast food and video games.
 
Both Syaoran and Rekkington have pretty solid points. I spent some time with the online alt right before and for a while after Trump's election, and I've seen multiple "trads" turn out to have some sort of repressed homo or bisexuality. Young people are still finding themselves and identity can get confusing.

I know anecdotes don't really mean anything, and I doubt there's actual data out there for "hey conservatives how many of you are in the closet", but I've seen everything from a Greek dude getting drunk and DMing his friend that he wanted his ass to an openly gay guy converting to Orthodoxy and trying to suppress himself. The Alt Right is a messy scene, it doesn't surprise me it attracts messy people.

>Greek dude wanting drunk gay sex

Well I think we could ALL see that coming.
 
"How does Paypiggery help win the Culture War?"
I know this is a shitpost, but ackchyually money is vitally important to the culture war. Why do you think so many prominent people on both sides are Jewish? You have to be able to eat before you can fight, even if "fighting" in this case means making autistic videos online. Making more money also lets you set up the media networks and forge important connections that you can use to extend your influence that the alt right and other fringe groups are severely lacking. I guess Fuentes has made an attempt to network, he just happens to have the shittiest taste in friends and allies imaginable with the likes of Baked Alaska, Lolisocks, and Milo, and James Allsup previously.
 
Perhaps, I think all agree that either way, this was a fairly big self-own on his part. If the old saying goes that "ironic shitposting is still shitposting" then it would follow that being a fag for irony's sake is still being a fag. I doubt he's full-blown gay, but maybe bisexual since he's a NEET only on camera for two-three hours of the day, we have no idea of his private proclivities and appetites that encompass the other 20+ hours of the day aside from eating fast food and video games.

See to me that's the more interesting angle, and it's one I think can be applied to most of the people in this subforum: these people are both irony poisoned and have never likely had a real job. People just mutate in half a dozen different directions.

I was reading that Destiny article in Wired and it mentions at the start he gets going at noon and plays video games constantly in a dark room and absent mindedly gives political points. And this is every single day. A human brain cannot tune itself living like that. If you live like these people - Warski, Quartering, etc. - it's nearly impossible to exist around real people. Especially if you don't interface with real friends often and it's just superchats and Twitter personalities. In that sense even if it's not now, one gets the sense some sort of catastrophe is inevitable.

As much as I like hating on eThots and criticizing women where others don't, if you don't actually meet and talk to women in real life it's very easy to become a bitter volcel which has no accurate tracking on a group that is more than half of the population.
 
Not to powerlevel or anything but I think people are overestimating how gay the catboy is. Like I said earlier I think it's just a cringe bit taken too far but he's more popular for livestreaming The Greatest Story Never Told, parroting alt right talking points, and doing IRL pranks where he dresses in a kimono and tries to pick up thots at comic conventions. It reads more like an autistic PUA than an actual gay dude.

I honestly don't think he's gay either and my read on the catboy shit is that he just genuinely likes hanging out with Lolisocks.
 
Not to powerlevel or anything but I think people are overestimating how gay the catboy is. Like I said earlier I think it's just a cringe bit taken too far but he's more popular for livestreaming The Greatest Story Never Told, parroting alt right talking points, and doing IRL pranks where he dresses in a kimono and tries to pick up thots at comic conventions. It reads more like an autistic PUA than an actual gay dude.

If there is a thread to be pulled on here it would be what people mentioned a few pages back, of a secret forum or Discord where Nick was seriously dabbling in this shit back in the day but that appears to have gone nowhere.

I mean let's first establish this was a public stream where Nick also explained he doesn't believe in dinosaurs, it's not like someone got candid photos of him in a hotel room or he said "turn off the camera." I don't buy the story that he publicly and unashamedly talked politics as foreplay to the most cartoonish gay sexual dalliance conceivable. My stance is they're just irony poisoned zoomers who just see it as a dumb bit, which is basically what all of them say.

There's just too much "A ha he's gay I knew it guys like him always are!" here for me to think it's anything other than politically driven optimism.
I used to think this till I saw how Nick and his sycophants react to any jokes about him being gay.

If they were really just "irony-poisoned zoomers" you'd think they would have a sense of humor about it and not just instantly fly into full on self defense mode. I've seen Nick and his orbiters unironically suggest that anyone joking about him being gay is a breadtuber, a TPUSA shill, a wignat, or a JIDF agent.
 
I know some people have said that Lolisocks gets a lot of chicks, but is there any proof of this? I just figure if it's true then there's gotta be plenty evidence of it from when he was 24/7 irl streaming
 
I know this is a shitpost, but ackchyually money is vitally important to the culture war. Why do you think so many prominent people on both sides are Jewish? You have to be able to eat before you can fight, even if "fighting" in this case means making autistic videos online. Making more money also lets you set up the media networks and forge important connections that you can use to extend your influence that the alt right and other fringe groups are severely lacking. I guess Fuentes has made an attempt to network, he just happens to have the shittiest taste in friends and allies imaginable with the likes of Baked Alaska, Lolisocks, and Milo, and James Allsup previously.
I know that money and connections are important, but this is where the point goes off the rails. Nick, like Dick Spencer, Baked Alaska, James Allsup et al. are blacklisted, and therefore cannot create infrastructure, simply making livestreams rehashing the same topics has a very short shelf life given the lifecycle of an e-celeb, especially the right-wing commentary ones. At this point, the paypiggery merely funds his existence of video games, cat-boypussy, and big macs, I doubt it goes to anything overly constructive or ambitious outside the parameters of his "job", especially something as lofty as a political movement or party.
 
I used to think this till I saw how Nick and his sycophants react to any jokes about him being gay.

If they were really just "irony-poisoned zoomers" you'd think they would have a sense of humor about it and not just instantly fly into full on self defense mode. I've seen Nick and his orbiters unironically suggest that anyone joking about him being gay is a breadtuber, a TPUSA shill, a wignat, or a JIDF agent.

Probably cause Vaush was, in fact, trying to rally people together over this. It's not a conspiracy to believe extremely online vendetta holders would do shit like that, it's easier than doxing. If you watched Twitter it was legitimately breadtubers losing their shit over it. I mean there's breadtube types earlier on in this very thread who were giddy about it.
 
I get that it's fun to make fun of Nick for the absolute height of bad optics and trolling him with his alignment with hilarious degeneracy, but if anyone genuinely believes he is gay with this guy they're autistic. It's like trolling Owen Benjamin about being Jewish, it's fun but... he's not actually Jewish, guys.

Technically Owen Benjamin is one quarter Jewish . I think we're well within our rights to think Nick is one quarter gay.

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