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- Oct 2, 2018
I bet Luna doesn't even take a hoe shower. She's too much of a fall risk 24/7 to be able to hike those gams up over the basin for 10 seconds.
Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy
Wholesome Individual
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- Jan 18, 2020
Bold of you to assume she'd even bother, let alone care about a fall risk.
Luna is living the junkie dream. Boyfriend deals and supplies, mom gives a free bed and daddy lets her use his Amazon account. She can beg online for money and spend her day turnt in bed while everyone else does everything for her.
Why shower, even for selling photos? It's not like whatever clients who buy her nudes can smell her through the screen. And even if they could, anyone into that shit would probably like it.
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- Sep 19, 2013
It’s flat. Completely flat. This is upsetting. I’m both confused and disgusted.
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- Oct 5, 2018
How the fuck do you even get tits so flat that you can use it to lay brick? Not even 80 year old moms of seven have tits that flat.
mounki
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- Nov 13, 2019
thats so sad in the first pic its like deflating inwards... how does that happen
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- Dec 28, 2014
Pancake tits. You waste away on smack from not eating or eating really poorly, like nothing but a candy bar here and there.
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- Jan 2, 2018
I enjoy trying to make Lunas photos passable. it’s like a Basic Bitch 401 midtermLadies and gentlemen, the moment we were waiting for:
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mrspotatohead
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- Sep 3, 2019
I feel like she spends more time making amazon wish lists for her "clients" to buy from than making actual content. Like girl, didn't you go to art school or some shit?
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- Jan 8, 2020
Luna's flat tire tits make me really sad.
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- Mar 15, 2019
After you cleaned up the cheeks, all the lint and pockmarks and dingleberries around her ass crack that I missed the first time now really stand out.
dismissfrogs
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- Jun 20, 2019
why did she keep her socks on tho
aside from the fact we've seen the carpet (the real one, not her crotch) previously, and i sure as fuck wouldnt go bare foot on it
also, since when did they have access to a car? (lurch took pictures in one) i guess it could be someone elses.
aside from the fact we've seen the carpet (the real one, not her crotch) previously, and i sure as fuck wouldnt go bare foot on it
also, since when did they have access to a car? (lurch took pictures in one) i guess it could be someone elses.
heavycream
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- Joined
- Nov 18, 2018
The amount of time you must have had to spend looking at Luna's ass is both disturbing and hilarious.
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- Feb 19, 2015
It's seriously one of the worst asses ever posted on Kiwi Farms, in the same tier as Chris, Phil and Julie Terryberry.
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- Oct 2, 2018
Usual sagging tits are no big deal most of the time, no matter who they're on, but I have literally never ever seen tits saggier than Luna's.
Apart from finding out about her opportunities and internship, her actual potential, this is the most I've felt sorry for Luna. Doesn't matter how clean she gets, she'll always have those tiddies.
Apart from finding out about her opportunities and internship, her actual potential, this is the most I've felt sorry for Luna. Doesn't matter how clean she gets, she'll always have those tiddies.
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- Oct 5, 2018
As I've said before, Luna's tits have committed suicide but since she refuses to hold a tasteful funeral for them- I guess I'll have to do it:
Here lies Tuna Squalor's tits.
They had a life of misfortune of being attached to one of the most grimy people on the farms and as such they cannot stand the pain of heroin, being near lurch's vicinity, or the torture of constantly being covered in muck with no shower in sight. So one day they cannot take it anymore and departed from this world. They will forever be missed.
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- Dec 30, 2018
post them. (hers not yours)
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- Jul 29, 2019
Damn, you're right. Checkmate NASA!
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- Jul 16, 2016
Luna has been busy, very busy, with her latest endeavors, working hard at promoting her talents and celebrating her victories- all through the throes of her wounded spirit's neverending suffering. Not all is lost, however, for her absent gaze is minutely focused as she reports her recent findings, sharing her innermost complexities and personal demons as she grins and bears it all.
Her latest bangs saga is coming along nicely. She even primped and posed to share her honourable accomplishment.
She continued to share parts of her incredibly meaningful collection of jewelry.
She, again, displayed her literary hoard, complete with filth-encrusted plush prisoners.
She suffered while swathed in billowy off-whites to conceal her tears.
A day later, she felt well enough to share her OOTD.
She found joy amid a pile of voiceless spectators, pausing her daily motions long enough to immortalize the moment.
She devised another clever advertisement for her services.
The old girl allowed herself but one moment to feel pride at so virtuous an accomplishment.
She endearingly demanded aid from her followers as she struggled with the urge to self-injure.
She reminded her followers of her presence elsewhere, on her wholesome Twitter account as she revealed more ghastly selfies.
She remained fixated on her "no bangs" journey, moving to the next milestone in her life.
Facebook activity.
Tumblr updates.
Tweets.
She participated in the 10-year challenge.
Her latest bangs saga is coming along nicely. She even primped and posed to share her honourable accomplishment.
She continued to share parts of her incredibly meaningful collection of jewelry.
She, again, displayed her literary hoard, complete with filth-encrusted plush prisoners.
She suffered while swathed in billowy off-whites to conceal her tears.
A day later, she felt well enough to share her OOTD.
She found joy amid a pile of voiceless spectators, pausing her daily motions long enough to immortalize the moment.
She devised another clever advertisement for her services.
The old girl allowed herself but one moment to feel pride at so virtuous an accomplishment.
She endearingly demanded aid from her followers as she struggled with the urge to self-injure.
She reminded her followers of her presence elsewhere, on her wholesome Twitter account as she revealed more ghastly selfies.
She remained fixated on her "no bangs" journey, moving to the next milestone in her life.
Facebook activity.
LCF anons caught her despairing on her Facebook account.
Luna attempted to revisit her goal to write more poetry but paused to frighten followers with another eldritch selfie.
Another LCF anon captured an interaction with Luna.
She revealed why she loves Punchy so.
Luna attempted to revisit her goal to write more poetry but paused to frighten followers with another eldritch selfie.
Another LCF anon captured an interaction with Luna.
She revealed why she loves Punchy so.
Tumblr updates.
Luna shared part of another wish list.
She generously shared more of her poetry with followers aching for her prose as she revisited her grief over the loss of Tai, perhaps even subtly blaming her ex-girlfriend for her eating disorder.
She continued to write, the words spilling out of her like so much urine into a drinking cup.
She shared another photo in a dual set of faceless photographs.
She distracted herself once more with intellectually stimulating self-reflection.
But her heart so often returns to poetry. The enigmatic muse of The Sadness compels her forward, always.
Finally, she expressed a daring need for a technology upgrade.
She generously shared more of her poetry with followers aching for her prose as she revisited her grief over the loss of Tai, perhaps even subtly blaming her ex-girlfriend for her eating disorder.
She continued to write, the words spilling out of her like so much urine into a drinking cup.
She shared another photo in a dual set of faceless photographs.
She distracted herself once more with intellectually stimulating self-reflection.
But her heart so often returns to poetry. The enigmatic muse of The Sadness compels her forward, always.
Finally, she expressed a daring need for a technology upgrade.
Tweets.
She participated in the 10-year challenge.
- Joined
- Oct 5, 2018
Coming in Halloween 2020: The Filthy Skank and the Easter Island Statue.
Prepare to see horrors that you have never seen, straight from a dingy heroin den. How long can you last watching these two be more filthy than filthy frank and showing off their beyond fucked bodies? Or manage to not avert your eyes from The Filthy Skank's Petrifying Pussy of Pestilence? Or not have your stomach turn into knots over The Easter Island Statue's uncanny visage?
Do you have what it takes to make it through the entire film without throwing up?
tweet #thefilthyskankandtheeasterislandstatue to get free tickets.
(red text on the right says: can you brave the grime?)
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- Dec 30, 2018
My god she’s writing poetry about growing her bangs out! 