Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Great Citracett]

That and the fact he genuinely believes he deserves to go directly from his bare apartment and janitor job to Hollywood and the top of the billboard charts with absolutely nothing in between.

It's been suggested to him that he try and join a local band and write songs with them, play local gigs, meet local musicians, etc and he basically said hell no, that's all beneath him. A talent like Russ doesn't have to waste his time on the little people. So he insists on sitting all alone stalking celebrities and whatever else he does, because it's only a matter of time before someone big in LA notices him and makes him a star.

 

[Deadpool]

Well, she's dated MGK and G-Eazy, among others, and is currently in a relationship with Evan Peters, so I don't think a meet and greet and any amount of plastic flowers, suits, efforts and super cool "animated" books would help our charming songwriter any further. This took me under a minute to find out, but ofc, you can't count on Russell to actually do any research.

Hey what does Evan Peters have that Russ doesn't except, good looks, personality, charm, talent, a sense of humor, millions of dollars, and a fully functioning face?

As for the other two, I would actually listen to Russ's music before theirs, because rap is fucking terrible.

 

[Captain Hair]

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

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Oh wow, a cool pop song!

Russ is so out of touch with 'ver kids that he may as well be an 80 year old into big band who thinks saying "hip, daddyo" is the height of fashion. Smashie & Nicey are punk compared to Russ. The little mormon boy with the sheltered life from the backwater town, and it shows. He's not even retro or ironically funny, he's just tragically cringeworthy.

I hope he carries on. It's hilarious.

 

[Deadpool]

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Russ has definitely never bitched about women or dating. Nope not once!

 

[The Great Citracett]

Oooh! Oooh!

Russ is building hype? I wanna build hype too!

Spoiler

Or possibly sooner, it's about 1/3rd done now.

 

[Miss Misery]

He's still working on it? Isn't it supposed to be in production in 10 days?

(Along with two others?)

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Oooh! Oooh!

Russ is building hype? I wanna build hype too!

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Spoiler

Or possibly sooner, it's about 1/3rd done now.

-20 points for not using this face for Ari:

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

I think it is so funny that he is literally calling it "She Don't Like Nice Guys". He's just as oblivious to the connotations of that as he is to "flattery". How, how has he not heard of "Nice Guys" before?

Also writing a "cool pop song" about dating being hard is bitching about it. He's such a self-parody.

 

[DrJonesHat]

tragically cringeworthy

If I ever need a band name, now I've got one. Where do I send the royalty check?

-20 points for not using this face for Ari:

I gotta know the context of this shot. Was she making that face as part of her act, or did someone do something cringeworthy within her field of vision?

 

[Free the Pedos]

I wouldn't be surprised if he legit has some kind of tooth fetish. He is a narc after all, and their true sexuality is always oriented towards themselves. That's why there are so many narc trannies, because of autogynephilia (being turned on by yourself as a woman), which is classified as an "erotic target location error" alongside other similar disorders such as autopedophilia. Russ probably spends enough time peering through his crooked dirty glasses at his own toothy reflection in the mirror thinking what a handsome stud he is that he has come to see teeth as attractive. I wonder what other, Russ-inspired fetishes he might have? Incessant drooling? Crooked, dirty glasses? *Slurp*?

I thought of it thusly, though anyone who actually knows psychology should feel free to correct me:
Narcissists are simultaneously terribly insecure and convinced of their own superiority. I'm sure he constantly thinks about his slack mouth, and being with a woman with a big, beautiful toothy grin would be a bandaid on that wound.

I think it is so funny that he is literally calling it "She Don't Like Nice Guys". He's just as oblivious to the connotations of that as he is to "flattery". How, how has he not heard of "Nice Guys" before?

Bob's Burgers did it better:

 

[DrJonesHat]

I thought of it thusly, though anyone who actually knows psychology should feel free to correct me:
Narcissists are simultaneously terribly insecure and convinced of their own superiority. I'm sure he constantly thinks about his slack mouth, and being with a woman with a big, beautiful toothy grin would be a bandaid on that wound.

There are different kinds of narcissists. There's vulnerable and invulnerable types. Invulnerable narcissists don't give a crispy shit about what other people think of them, and go through life utterly convinced of their superiority. Vulnerable narcissists very much care what people think of them, and need constant validation. Russ is obviously the vulnerable type. He cannot stand not being the center of attention, and becomes enraged at the slightest hint of mockery, even if it doesn't actually exist. Remember when he banned Kayli from his Facebook because she liked a story about a disfigured dog and commented on it? He wouldn't last five minutes in Hollywood since music critics are savage, and we know this, but Russ is convinced he'll be revered and never criticized. Taylor Swift was named artist of the decade, and people still criticize her. It's life in the music industry. Russ at once is the best songwriter alive, and at the same time, lives in terror someone will tell him he's not the greatest. No wonder he has anxiety.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Oooh! Oooh!

Russ is building hype? I wanna build hype too!

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Spoiler

Or possibly sooner, it's about 1/3rd done now.

In all sincerity, I can’t fucking wait. You are a treasure to the Rustyverse.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I gotta know the context of this shot. Was she making that face as part of her act, or did someone do something cringeworthy within her field of vision?

I thought it was going to be a reaction shot to someone blowing up some of her fans but apparently she was just getting buffeted by some Victoria's Secret wings.

 

[The Great Citracett]

You won't like him when he's angry...

 

[Quintex96]

You won't like him when he's angry...

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Better notify the local police, Ol' Russ is about to commit a Strip Club Sandy Hook

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

You won't like him when he's angry...

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So, he's been provoked forever?

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

You won't like him when he's angry...

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And what he considers "provoking", most of us call "normal human interaction". For example, blowing up when he gets laugh reacts on FB. Most of us would realize we got them for saying something funny or stupid and not give it a second thought. Ol'Russhole lets that shit live in his head rent free forever.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Frick!!
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...classic lack of self awareness from Russ; he's salty that the deaf guy got mentioned, but everyone's mocking the dude. If Russ got the kind of mainstream coverage that he's so desperate to get, everyone would be mocking him, too, because he's a creepy little drooling troll. Everyone knows it except him.

He really needs to mind his own business. Wonder who he's harassing today?

Oh, the irony. I would bet that some of the Instagram models that Russ constantly tries to hit on are in relationships and/or have kids, but they keep it on the d.l. because they're in it for the money, and fans don't like finding out that you're already taken.

Oooh! Oooh!

Russ is building hype? I wanna build hype too!

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The only thing it's missing is an incredibly racist stereotype of a black man for Rusty to be pointing at.

 

[Dead Hams]

Most people try to avoid working in an office or cubicle, Russ has an autistic urge to be in there

Russ has allocated only two paths for his life; the "quiet normal life" of working in a cubicle from 9-5 and then going home, having dinner, watching television, and going to bed... and the "cultural icon" life, his preferred lifestyle where he gets more for less than any Instathot, becoming more famous and influential with each passing second. Clearly, these two paths deeply contradict each other. However, since Russ is not traveling either of these paths he is doing the only thing he can do about it, which is live in his delusional fantasy world.

He'll phrase things about whatever job he has as confusingly and obscurely as possible. When asked "what do you do?" he'll say "I work in an office." And when they follow up with "But what do you do in the office?" he'll say something like "health and sanitation" and "making sure is in line with health codes", until you middle it down to find out he's cleaning toilets.

The truth is, he could probably play the sympathy card for quite a bit. "I don't like to talk about work. I'm just a janitor. A lot of people don't want to see me around because of my face so I get hidden away." But he doesn't do that. He still presents himself as if he is in one of those two scenarios, and tries to force his narrative into being.

The book about his murder spree should be quite interesting.

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Surreptitiously bitching is still bitching. Also, does anyone but KF even read his facebook stuff anymore?

You won't like him when he's angry...

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Did he even see John Wick or just misunderstand the point where it was about someone who was minding their own fucking business and had the last thing they love violently taken away from them? I don't recall the Russian Mob "playing the victim", either. Is Russ such a "nice guy" now that he's of the opinion "Well, if John had just been nice to that guy and given him everything he wanted without question none of this would have happened to him?"