Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Intelligent Calcium]

I see he's taking a page out of Monica Rial's book. I'm sure that'll work out well for him.

It's certainly doing wonders for this thread. Remember back when Lowtax had like 3 days of activity per 1 month of hibernation? Now he's sperging constantly, it's great.

 

[AnOminous]

You're not getting sued, dumbass. You're getting divorced

Depends who filed first. If he did, he's technically suing his wife.

 

[OwO What's This?]

Remember when Lowtax was here shitting on the insane bitch Schmorky was dating? Now he has his own crazy, drug addicted skank who can show up here in a few years (realistically, months) to expose all of his crap when their relationship turns sour.

and to Shmorky's credit he cleaned himself up, joined the Nazi Party, and began creating the comic Stone Toss which we all love and enjoy

 

[I don't like jews]

I wish lowtax wasn't lying about wanting to see his kids again, because he's clearly never going to see them again and I would be happier if that even made him a little bit upset

 

[Pumpkin Girl IRL]

You're not getting sued, dumbass. You're getting divorced
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"Why are you cheating on your wife."

"I'm not domestically abusing or threatening her. Now buy my eighty dollar pies."

This reminds me of those weirdos who rush to "correct" a politician's small mistake and just end up unwittingly highlighting the bigger issue.

 

[אΩ+1]

Sounds like Smorky was a smarty to join the Nazi Party.

 

[repentance]

The apple doesn't usually fall very far from the tree. I bet his sister is just as trashy as he is. And isn't Lowtax's mom dying of cancer or something? Or was that more shit that Lowtax lied about or exaggerated to drum up some donations?

It's several years since Lowtax first mentioned his mum's leukemia. He may have revived it for sympathy, though.

Lowtax has posted enough about his parents over the years to make it obvious that their marriage wasn't a happy one. It wouldn't be surprising if the whole family has adopted an attitude of "be with someone who makes you happy" towards relationships, even if living that means trading in partners when shit gets tough.

 

[Jaimas]

Lowtax is just going to fuck this up like he fucked up every single one of his past relationships, both through his own insufferable bullshit and the fact that he largely seems to only go after women with severe issues of their own. Hopefully he's at least smart enough to not marry this one, I'm not sure the old Patreon can support three separate alimonies.

It's Lowtax. Him fucking up is a bygone conclusion. The only question is how hard he fucks up and in what fashion.

 

[Antisocial Justice Wario]

I'd love some proof he's a big lying sack of shit about his "spine problems" and those hospital pics were for something innocuous like appendicitis or something. All the woke goons clearly don't give an actual fuck what he's doing going by him still skimming 9k+ off his Patreon, the fucking hypocrites. Like, htf is he even able to travel around if his back is so fucked up?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

LMAO. She so desperately wants to be acknowledged that she posted the picture on his FB by tagging him.
Boy, you guys are sure optics masters.

Makes me wonder what his lawyer Mother is saying about all this? Looks like his sister is fine with it.

Maybe Lowtax’s sister hates him and is enjoying his latest, extremely obvious catastrophic life choice as much as we are.

 

[northstar747]

I soo wish maple wife would just open a GFM for a lawyer to see how much money it raises would frost low T something ferce

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Maybe Lowtax’s sister hates Ashli? Ashli still doesn’t have an attorney representing her per the Missouri court system and the only activity we’ve seen from her is a passive aggressive Twitter handle she created that she promptly deleted once we figured out who it was. She’s currently living with Chinkwife and never bothered to spend the four years she was here becoming a citizen. With her wine aunt Twitter antics during their marriage, I could see her rubbing a few people in LowT’s family the wrong way.

Im sure she disliked leaf wife and Logan probably is love bombing any potential allies in Lowtax’s family, it’s par for the course for any BPD case.

Lowtax has laid in bed a fat depressed wreck for the past two years gobbling pills. A new girlfriend has gotten him out of bed and chirpy. He doesn’t have to hide in his man cave, complaining about his spine, to avoid caring for a toddler anymore either. I’m sure Lowtax has told his family all his misery is due to the evil leaf wife.

Lowtax is in the honeymoon phase of a new relationship, it’s temporarily cured his spine (I.e. depression) and distracted him from a decade of terrible decisions. The family might think anyone who has gotten him out of his drug stupor pity party is good for him, but if so they are complete idiots.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Basically. The immigration part was especially telling.

Dogan Lay posted a makeup caked selfie of herself in what appears to be Lowtax's house because she wants attention. I'm not gonna give it to her. Instead here's what she really looks like in her natural habitat of cradling dick.

Blowgan Gay you better hold on to that dick. It works wayyy better than Rich's crank. Opiod addiction + Alcholic addiction = limp dick. Low T probably can only get it half-erect.

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

Wait Ashlii is shacking up with Chinkwife now?

 

[dreamworks face]

Wait Ashlii is shacking up with Chinkwife now?

Chinkwife is living in lowtax's parent's house with his sister, Ashlii is still hiding in a battered woman's shelter, Logan is hanging out in Lowtax's house drinking wine with him and making memes.

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

Chinkwife is living in lowtax's parent's house with his sister, Ashlii is sttill hiding in a battered woman's shelter, Logan is hanging out in Lowtax's house drinking wine with him and making memes.

This shit is complicated. I think I'll just binge watch the whole season when it finishes instead of following it weekly.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Imagine bragging about hanging out with Lowtax. That's like posting on Facebook about having dinner with Bernie Madoff and giving him a lazy handjob later.

 

[Antisocial Justice Wario]

Chinkwife is living in lowtax's parent's house with his sister, Ashlii is still hiding in a battered woman's shelter, Logan is hanging out in Lowtax's house drinking wine with him and making memes.

:stare-emote-that-grows-to-infinity:

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Chinkwife is living in lowtax's parent's house with his sister, Ashlii is still hiding in a battered woman's shelter, Logan is hanging out in Lowtax's house drinking wine with him and making memes.

Huh? Are you sure about that? Or is it just based off her name being associated with the same address in some public filings? Going need some proof on that one.

If it is true does, does Lowtax’s mom also live in the house with Sis and Megan and kids?

Bizarre IF true. Why would Lowtax’s adult sister live with his ex-wife and two kids? It could only make sense if maybe his sister is also a single/divorced mom and they are splitting childcare stuff....but still weird af. Having your sibling co-habitat with your ex-wife.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Huh? Are you sure about that? Or is it just based off her name being associated with the same address in some public filings?

If it is true does, Lowtax’s mom doesn’t also live in the house with Sis and Megan and kids?

She is bizarre IF true. Why would Lowtax’s adult sister live with his ex-wife and two kids? It could only make sense if maybe his sister is also a single/divorced mom and they are splitting childcare stuff....but still weird af. Having your sibling co-habitat with your ex-wife.