Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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let me tell you the tragic tale of Sir Robert of moving pictures, a fierce fighter for what is just and worthy, a warrior for justice some might say, but the fire that drives his iron will against the struggle of Evil, also burn his anger, his darker sides from the prism of his soul, tainting his heart, and dooming him to a life of solitary combat.

And so! Sword in hand, this dark knight presses on against the nefarious hordes. Though cursed to know he will never know the warm touch of gratitude from milady, he will never stop walking the path of the righteous as even the fates conspire against his hapiness, he will do it, he will stand and fight for those who can't!

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Robert just roundabout said that he should be excluded from any government provided healthcare.
 
Bob continues his disdain for the hinterlands.

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Because of course no one out there earned their success, not like him, movie critic who peaked on early Youtube.

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Someone wanna explain to Mario Galaxy Brain Movieblob that methed-out cokeheads with a heroin addiction are more likely to vote the big D than the R? I don't know about y'all, but I don't think there are very many junkie conservatives. The vast majority vote NDP/Green (basically Democrat), if they can stay sober long enough to vote at all.
 
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lmfao, ya think??
 
Someone wanna explain to Mario Galaxy Brain Movieblob that methed-out cokeheads with a heroin addiction are more likely to vote the big D than the R? I don't know about y'all, but I don't think there are very many junkie conservatives. The vast majority vote NDP/Green (basically Democrat), if they can stay sober long enough to vote at all.
I think someone said she has her own thread, but this Cross person nailed part of what makes Robert's worldview so autistic.
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He stereotypes people by their geographic residence at least as hard as any hardcore racist stereotypes by skin color. Hell, for Robert it's more akin to how old 80's RPG's depict fantasy races. Rural Americans in red states are basically Tolkien-style orcs to him.
 
Remember, Robert just wants what's best for the subhuman troglodytes white America.
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I think someone said she has her own thread, but this Cross person nailed part of what makes Robert's worldview so autistic.
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He stereotypes people by their geographic residence at least as hard as any hardcore racist stereotypes by skin color. Hell, for Robert it's more akin to how old 80's RPG's depict fantasy races. Rural Americans in red states are basically Tolkien-style orcs to him.

Yeah, Katherine Cross has a thread on the rat kings subform. She used to be the glue that held the ratking together back in gamergate with her ties to pretty much every ratking, up untill she had her prime position stolen by saint anita and shafted after constantly getting people who only made things worse for them. She did okay bringing in Brianna Wu and Chloa Sagal (rip) both didn't end well to say it nicely
 
Remember, Robert just wants what's best for the subhuman troglodytes white America.
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Please to explain, Movieblob, how voting AGAINST raising taxes to stupid-high levels to pay for welfare things is "voting against their own interests". Taxes are already stupid-high, particularly in Coastal Elites-villes in Blue States. Red staters do not want these failed policies that result in gigantic cost-of-living increases when many of them are just trying to keep their heads above water to begin with. Because that's really what they're voting against. They see shit like "Universal Single Payer Healthcare" and think "HUGE FUCKING BILLS I CAN'T AFFORD". I know people who had State health plan, but when Obama Care came in, the bill for their State health insurance was TEN times higher than the original (and we're talking a BLUE state). Good lord, can Blob NOT see that these people DO NOT WANT more government intervention, and for very good reasons?!
 
I suppose part of Blobbo's being a "lapsed Catholic" is that he completely forgot the Golden Rule. Y'know, that whole "do unto others" thing. I honestly can't recall him ever treating anyone who doesn't think like him the way he'd like to be treated, instead choosing to constantly berate and namecall, dehumanize them, stereotype them, sic his followers on them, and post passive-aggressive tweets about those who have already blocked him.

The only exception is when those he perceives as his betters call him out on being a fat sack of shit. Then it's nothing but pathetic groveling, as seen above. He wants to be seen as part of the cool kids, and when they reject him like so many others, he begs for their acceptance.

I don't understand how someone can function with that much rage. He flat-out admits that his default state is anger. The only reason he doesn't do anything about it is because he thinks he knows better than some shrink and refuses to change his ways.

I suppose that's what makes him so fascinating. He's a dumb lardball of hatred convinced that he's on some moral crusade to purge the world of "believers" and "brutes" and "bullies," completely unaware that he's pretty much everything he's fighting against, someone that nobody would want on their side. I doubt he'll ever realize this, so we're sure to have plenty of content until he suffers a rage-induced heart attack in his 50s.
 
Please to explain, Movieblob, how voting AGAINST raising taxes to stupid-high levels to pay for welfare things is "voting against their own interests". Taxes are already stupid-high, particularly in Coastal Elites-villes in Blue States. Red staters do not want these failed policies that result in gigantic cost-of-living increases when many of them are just trying to keep their heads above water to begin with. Because that's really what they're voting against. They see shit like "Universal Single Payer Healthcare" and think "HUGE FUCKING BILLS I CAN'T AFFORD". I know people who had State health plan, but when Obama Care came in, the bill for their State health insurance was TEN times higher than the original (and we're talking a BLUE state). Good lord, can Blob NOT see that these people DO NOT WANT more government intervention, and for very good reasons?!
This thought process would never enter Robert's empty head. Robert, despite his "thinker" sperging, rarely thinks for himself and never looks into the interests of people he doesn't like. On top of that he thinks that the Blue states are a utopia while Red States are essentially somewhere like Somalia. He thinks he and people who agree with him are inherently better than red staters.
 
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Please to explain, Movieblob, how voting AGAINST raising taxes to stupid-high levels to pay for welfare things is "voting against their own interests". Taxes are already stupid-high, particularly in Coastal Elites-villes in Blue States. Red staters do not want these failed policies that result in gigantic cost-of-living increases when many of them are just trying to keep their heads above water to begin with. Because that's really what they're voting against. They see shit like "Universal Single Payer Healthcare" and think "HUGE FUCKING BILLS I CAN'T AFFORD". I know people who had State health plan, but when Obama Care came in, the bill for their State health insurance was TEN times higher than the original (and we're talking a BLUE state). Good lord, can Blob NOT see that these people DO NOT WANT more government intervention, and for very good reasons?!
The Democrats do a terrible job of explaining how these people won’t pay a dime if we enact Medicare for all. Their healthcare costs would go way down but also there is very little trust Democrat’s will do such a thing because of California and Massachusetts.

Obamacare was a massive clusterfuck that forcibly transferred money from us to the for-profit healthcare system. While your cheap plan before was cheap it had terrible coverage and high deductibles. Obamacare mandated a certain level of coverage but then didn’t demand low costs so everyone got fucked. The insurance companies just jacked up prices year after year with no help from the government.
 
I suppose that's what makes him so fascinating. He's a dumb lardball of hatred convinced that he's on some moral crusade to purge the world of "believers" and "brutes" and "bullies," completely unaware that he's pretty much everything he's fighting against, someone that nobody would want on their side. I doubt he'll ever realize this, so we're sure to have plenty of content until he suffers a rage-induced heart attack in his 50s.
“He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster . . . when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you.”

― Friedrich Nietzsche
 
Remember, Robert just wants what's best for the subhuman troglodytes white America.
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"white americans are voting for white supremacists"
"white americans need to stop voting against their self interests!"

Pick one Robert:story:

Bob's inability to tell the difference between ignorance and a lack of intelligence is even creepier than his fantasy-science.
Has he ever been asked if going to college makes your IQ go higher?

He has said that IQ is bullshit quite a few times. Which makes me think that he took some online IQ test and scored 100, because if he ever scored highly on an IQ test he wouldn't shut up about it.
 
Robert and one his whiteknights on Bread/ LeftTube rejecting him:
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While BreadTube is composed of insufferable fags, it's very easy to understand why they wouldn't want to associate with. The main reasons being that Robert loves corporations and corporate candidates like Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren and that their entire "we care about the working class" schick doesn't work if they associate with a loudmouth who openly hates the working class, so much so that he has gleefully fantasising about them not being able to vote.

Robert's lolcowdom essentially makes him a liability to whatever cause he takes up.
 
Robert and one his whiteknights on Bread/ LeftTube rejecting him:
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While BreadTube is composed of insufferable fags, it's very easy to understand why they wouldn't want to associate with. The main reasons being that Robert loves corporations and corporate candidates like Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren and that their entire "we care about the working class" schick doesn't work if they associate with a loudmouth who openly hates the working class, so much so that he has gleefully fantasising about them not being able to vote.

Robert's lolcowdom essentially makes him a liability to whatever cause he takes up.
I'm reminded of that old adage: everyone meets an asshole from time to time, but if all you meet are assholes, then the asshole is you.

Bob thinks he's being bullied unfairly just for speaking his mind, but in reality, he's being mocked because he's such a gigantic douche. I'd feel more sympathy for him if I didn't already know he wouldn't do the same for me if I were in trouble. So instead, I'll continue to laugh at his impotent flailing.
 
The Democrats do a terrible job of explaining how these people won’t pay a dime if we enact Medicare for all. Their healthcare costs would go way down but also there is very little trust Democrat’s will do such a thing because of California and Massachusetts.

Obamacare was a massive clusterfuck that forcibly transferred money from us to the for-profit healthcare system. While your cheap plan before was cheap it had terrible coverage and high deductibles. Obamacare mandated a certain level of coverage but then didn’t demand low costs so everyone got fucked. The insurance companies just jacked up prices year after year with no help from the government.

Well, to clarify, the health plan of the people i know was a government (Coastal Blue State) plan, not a private insurance, but the coverage was exactly what they needed and they were happy with it. And the deductible was actually quite reasonable. The total cost of the insurance per month was a bit less than a grand. Then Obamacare turned it into over 5 grand a month (figures are inexact to avoid pinpointing which state but give a rough ballpark for comparison) and a much higher deductible. However, it was neither CA or MA.

I've heard theories that Obama did what he did with Obamacare to make people mad at insurance companies so that they'd eventually accept Single-payer more readily. I'm not sure if that's how that works, given that "Obamacare" was supposed to be semi-government associated, but all it did was make people mad at the government.

This makes me wonder what kind of health insurance Blob has.
 
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Robert and one his whiteknights on Bread/ LeftTube rejecting him:
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While BreadTube is composed of insufferable fags, it's very easy to understand why they wouldn't want to associate with. The main reasons being that Robert loves corporations and corporate candidates like Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren and that their entire "we care about the working class" schick doesn't work if they associate with a loudmouth who openly hates the working class, so much so that he has gleefully fantasising about them not being able to vote.

Robert's lolcowdom essentially makes him a liability to whatever cause he takes up.
Much like how Cinema Roberto relates everything in real life to pop culture, his fans seem to relate everything to their personal experience being bullied in high school. Because Robert is a fat sped who's unpopular, he must be a poor bullied nerd who's being picked on for no crime but being awkward.

No you idiots, he's getting picked on because he's a horrible person who mocks opioid addicts because it helps him feel superior to people from rural small towns, eagerly anticipates and gloats over manual laborers losing their jobs, and openly advocates for dictatorship and plutocracy.

And an interesting trend is that while all of his white knights seem to identify with "the left" none of them ever seem to be able to voice any kind of actual political ideology beyond "Republicans mean, POC, wahmen, and LGBTQ good and oppressed." It's the same autism as what they do with Bob. They see everything in the world as a bully/victim binary based entirely on a person's superficial traits.

These are the exact same kind of people who run defense for Yaniv. Some of them are probably literally the exact same people running defense for Yaniv.

They aren't very intelligent, to put it mildly.
 
Go ahead Bob, tell the rest of us about how much better and smarter you are while you cosplay as mario while calling for the "removal" of the mayo ghouls. The only thing that keeps Bob from being scary to me is the sure knowledge that his absolutely repellent personality will keep him from any sort real political influence or power.
 
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Go ahead Bob, tell the rest of us about how much better and smarter you are while you cosplay as mario while calling for the "removal" of the mayo ghouls. The only thing that keeps Bob from being scary to me is the sure knowledge that his absolutely repellent personality will keep him from any sort real political influence or power.
The people he mocks are smarter than him. I wanna see Bob hold the house down while Chris and his daughter are on vacation.
 
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