FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%
  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%
  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%

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    717
Whoa I missed this bombshell. So he threatened suicide eh? Lemme guess, he pussed out like a bitch?
Im working in education, I hear teenagers claim they're gonna kill themselves all the damn time, it's not big or clever and makes you look like a petty twat. Nut up or shut up.
 
Whoa I missed this bombshell. So he threatened suicide eh? Lemme guess, he pussed out like a bitch?
Im working in education, I hear teenagers claim they're gonna kill themselves all the damn time, it's not big or clever and makes you look like a petty twat. Nut up or shut up.

There was also the part where people took him seriously.

And then Based Null shut that shit down.
 
There was also the part where people took him seriously.

And then Based Null shut that shit down.
Oh boy people fed it? Quick notice guys (generalising here but it seems mostly true) people who are gonna commit suicide don't advertise that they're gonna do it before they do it. They don't want to be stopped, they don't want to be talked out of it, if anything they'll leave their last message after they know it'll be too late to see. People who want attention or as a cry for help ar the ones who say "I'm gonna do it" and wait for a reaction and most people crying for help don't do it in such an open, ridiculous manner.
in short suicidal people don't post their intentions on fuckin tumblr and then check for responses on a 'troll' site.
 
Oh boy people fed it? Quick notice guys (generalising here but it seems mostly true) people who are gonna commit suicide don't advertise that they're gonna do it before they do it.
90% of people who commit suicide do at least tell one person they want to. However, I'm assuming that of all people who tell someone they're going to, a fraction of a fraction actually do.

Point is you kids ain't his mommy and you don't need to coddle him when he cries. This is like the 3rd fucking time I've seen this happen. You guys are all for ridiculing retarded people until they pull the suicide card and then you feel bad because you've all be in and out of hospitals for pill overdoses. Knock it off fuck god damn.
 
90% of people who commit suicide do at least tell one person they want to. However, I'm assuming that of all people who tell someone they're going to, a fraction of a fraction actually do.

Point is you kids ain't his mommy and you don't need to coddle him when he cries. This is like the 3rd fucking time I've seen this happen. You guys are all for ridiculing retarded people until they pull the suicide card and then you feel bad because you've all be in and out of hospitals for pill overdoses. Knock it off fuck god damn.
For real, just tell them to jump and do a flip while they are at it.
 
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90% of people who commit suicide do at least tell one person they want to. However, I'm assuming that of all people who tell someone they're going to, a fraction of a fraction actually do.

Point is you kids ain't his mommy and you don't need to coddle him when he cries. This is like the 3rd fucking time I've seen this happen. You guys are all for ridiculing retarded people until they pull the suicide card and then you feel bad because you've all be in and out of hospitals for pill overdoses. Knock it off fuck god damn.
oh yeah I know they'll tell someone, I meant they don't make a spectacle of doing it like this guy did, poor wording.
But yeah funny how often this guilt trip works, this is angsty teen level stuff. And this guy didn't even do it particularly well.
 
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I don't think we're white-knighting, he just became boring when he stopped sperging and realized he needed professional help. Good for him, but not too fun to beat a dead horse.
 
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Let's not asspat over cows pretending to call a suicide hotline because of Pokémon genitala. We don't want to be this dude's new hug box. Like someone else said if you're conscious requires you to do something PM him or something don't post it here, that looks like you too are seeking asspats for your compassion skills.
 
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I don't think we're white-knighting, he just became boring when he stopped sperging and realized he needed professional help. Good for him, but not too fun to beat a dead horse.

I follow a code on this personally:

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I try to give the benefit of the doubt one time on things like this. Gets rescinded if the person acts up again, which usually implies that it's a ploy to dodge scrutiny, or if I have reasonable suspicions it was a ploy in the first place.
 
I follow a code on this personally:

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I try to give the benefit of the doubt one time on things like this. Gets rescinded if the person acts up again, which usually implies that it's a ploy to dodge scrutiny, or if I have reasonable suspicions it was a ploy in the first place.

Suicide-baiting works because no one likes the idea of being responsible for someone else's death. That's why you go nuclear and call the cops once the suicide-baiting starts. It's just one more bargaining chip narcissists and attention whores like to use when things aren't going their way, so you take it away from them, with prejudice. You don't bargain, you don't urge them to get help, you don't do anything except alert the authorities and let their dumb ass deal with a 24-48 hour psych hold for throwing a temper tantrum. It has nothing to do with white knighting and everything to do with retribution for being a manipulative fuck.

Of course, it usually works better in person, or if you have doxx on the internet commenter threatening it, but whatever.
 
Suicide-baiting works because no one likes the idea of being responsible for someone else's death. That's why you go nuclear and call the cops once the suicide-baiting starts. It's just one more bargaining chip narcissists and attention whores like to use when things aren't going their way, so you take it away from them, with prejudice. You don't bargain, you don't urge them to get help, you don't do anything except alert the authorities and let their dumb ass deal with a 24-48 hour psych hold for throwing a temper tantrum. It has nothing to do with white knighting and everything to do with retribution for being a manipulative fuck.

Of course, it usually works better in person, or if you have doxx on the internet commenter threatening it, but whatever.

I would happily do so for both these reasons and the fact that it can sometimes be genuine. If I had some iota of info on where he's from outside of "possibly Ireland", it would've been done. But I do not, hence why I'm using "one chance" heuristic here.
 
Cows admit they have problems all the time. Chris has done it, Jay has done it and I'm sure countless other have done it. But soon after that they go back to being the same as before. That's what makes cows, inability to change. I have now doubt in a week he'll go back to sperging about pokemon and pleasuring himself with old Nickelodeon Gak.

To everyone sit and here and say "OMG I'M SORRYS. I WAS ONLY KIDDING" is only going to vaildiate him and let him know when the pressure is on he has that to fall back on. Stop being such spergs guys. We've seen this countless times before and you know how many Cows we had kill themselves? The answer is zero.

He only gets to pull the depression card once. If he flips back and forth on the issue instead of actually facing up to his mistakes, then not much will have changed really.

Wait and see.
 
Suicide-baiting works because no one likes the idea of being responsible for someone else's death. That's why you go nuclear and call the cops once the suicide-baiting starts. It's just one more bargaining chip narcissists and attention whores like to use when things aren't going their way, so you take it away from them, with prejudice. You don't bargain, you don't urge them to get help, you don't do anything except alert the authorities and let their dumb ass deal with a 24-48 hour psych hold for throwing a temper tantrum. It has nothing to do with white knighting and everything to do with retribution for being a manipulative fuck.

Of course, it usually works better in person, or if you have doxx on the internet commenter threatening it, but whatever.

When other website communities choose to take threats seriously, the typical response that they consider to be best practice is to call the cops; why bargain with the instigator when the cops have their own negotiators?

Exhibit A: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/norfolk/7949532.stm
 
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I'm gone for a day and all the fun happens?

I honestly don't buy it. If he's seriously seeking help, good on him. But after hanging out in Connor's thread and watching him go between bettering himself and yelling "fucky you" at all of us, I don't have high hopes for anyone saying they want to improve. He was at this since what, 2013? After all the death threats and insults on /v/, /vp/, and a slew of internet forums making fun of him, I don't think this would be the straw that breaks the camel's back. Saying "If you catch somebody acting like me on another website, it is obviously an impersonator." seems like a great way to shift blame and get us off of his back.

Basically, if he's actually leaving and improving: good job, I guess. Do what you need to do to stop having a trash-tier waifu. If it's all for show: Slugfucker is a fat whiny faggot and Goodra would not have sex with him.
 
Well, this turned into a giant clusterfuck. While I would be happy to see any lolcow get help for how pathetic they're being, the "I'm gonna get help because I feel like committing suicide you guise" card is like the oldest trick in the book to get people off your back.

What I find totally baffling is the fact that, if he's being honest, he's been at this for years and is only just now getting help because a bunch of people on a forum are getting on his case.
 
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