Kiwi Farms Reviews

What are you gonna do about it?

  • Dumpster me

  • Watch me screech autisticly

  • Beg for feet pictures

  • Tell me to neck myself


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Why do all of these left leaning online figures look the same? Slightly overweight, same haircut, most have that same beard, and most of that weird "soyboy" smirk..
 
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I guess I didn't know I'm secretly a fascist for being a user on an internet forum. My actual political beliefs made me think otherwise. Thank you Slime man for letting me know that!

This site actively discourages harassment and off-site interaction all the fucking time. "No trolling plans, you will be mocked if you try" is one of the only universal rules here. A consistent theme of this thread is people who have obviously never been to this site and only know how to parrot a bogeyman narrative.

Also dishonestly grouping queer and fat people, because this fuck is as bad at controlling his caloric intake as he is good at burning bridges over Twitter.
 
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How much you wanna bet he has literally never visited the website?
 
I now know that the reason why I'm so good at getting the trains to run on time in Cities Skylines is because I'm a regular on Kiwi Farms.

Null can't get us to stop posting reaction images or get a single Kiwi to vote for Sargon, but he wants to order an entire economy around? :story:
 
I showed an associate the TomSka thread, and they said that the thread was nothing but drama.

This was a result of me drawing red circles on Lily Peet’s whore-slave Mickala’s art of the black character in their Star Wars fanfic. He said I was acting like TomSka, and I showed him the thread to prove him wrong.
 
I guess I didn't know I'm secretly a fascist for being a user on an internet forum. My actual political beliefs made me think otherwise. Thank you Slime man for letting me know that!

This site actively discourages harassment and off-site interaction all the fucking time. "No trolling plans, you will be mocked if you try" is one of the only universal rules here. A consistent theme of this thread is people who have obviously never been to this site and only know how to parrot a bogeyman narrative.

Also dishonestly grouping queer and fat people, because this fuck is as bad at controlling his caloric intake as he is good at burning bridges over Twitter.
I'm not a fascist, but that's really because the old authoritarian / libertarians dogmas fail to adequately describe the modern geopolitical environment. International flows of capital don't permit simple explanations for the relationship between the individual and the state, and modern forms of violence are abstract to the point of appearing to be lazziez faire / freedom of speech issues. It's cheaper to take something away from someone with a whisper network than to field an army.

I'm in favor of finding this asshole, using AI to find his boyfriend a better life partner, outsourcing his job to the South Pacific, and mailing him a back of plastic dicks to suck on. I'd make a video detailing the experience and send it to 100 other SJW assholes along with a note telling them to give up the buttsex or this will happen to them next. Then send reminders every 30 days demanding they affirm traditional gender roles or submit to the treatment.

What does that make me?
 
I'm not a fascist, but that's really because the old authoritarian / libertarians dogmas fail to adequately describe the modern geopolitical environment. International flows of capital don't permit simple explanations for the relationship between the individual and the state, and modern forms of violence are abstract to the point of appearing to be lazziez faire / freedom of speech issues. It's cheaper to take something away from someone with a whisper network than to field an army.

I'm in favor of finding this asshole, using AI to find his boyfriend a better life partner, outsourcing his job to the South Pacific, and mailing him a back of plastic dicks to suck on. I'd make a video detailing the experience and send it to 100 other SJW assholes along with a note telling them to give up the buttsex or this will happen to them next. Then send reminders every 30 days demanding they affirm traditional gender roles or submit to the treatment.

What does that make me?
A retard.
 
Gutian tweets about Kiwi Farms.

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Gutian tweets about Kiwi Farms.

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We only talk about or make threads about a cow's buttbuddies if they are just as interesting as the cow, otherwise we just mock them along with the main one, and that mostly happens when they interact in public posts.

No one here is stopping you or your buttbudies from bitching and moaning about us in private.
 
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Gutian tweets about Kiwi Farms.

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Oh no is he going to make another video about us?
 
They probably kicked him out because he's a complete moron even by their standards and used KF as an excuse, or it could be him using it as an excuse because seriously, why would anyone want to associate with Gutian? The only time when he isn't boring is when he's annoying and even then, it's a dull annoyance that's still kind of bore.
 
Gutian tweets about Kiwi Farms.

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How do we isolate people? We sit here on this site and laugh from our sideline seats, how do we isolate anyone unless they obsessively read us (an act of their own free will) and choose to shut themselves off in embarrassment? All we do is talk about the public actions of others, the idea your life is ruined depends on how seriously you take our commentary.
 
Maybe it's been posted already, maybe it hasn't. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...! Lillee Jean!
A serious saint of sound sagacity, set to smack-n'-scar this silly site like a salmon!

Read the comments section to feel enlightened about the true nature of your nefarious activities, you cyber-bullying faggots.

Oh god Lillie Jean. Haven't seen her in a while. She actually (or rather her even more insane mom Laur) has Her own thread here It's a glorious trainwreck, sperged on and on about the farms and stuff for a while but the thread has been dead for a while now due to a lack of activity from Laur.
 
Gutian tweets about Kiwi Farms.

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Still sour about getting doxed, apparently.

If you don't want to get stung, don't use the wasp nest for football.
 
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