confession

[Duke Nukem]

Learn a trade. The guys driving the benzes and the escalades are all young guys making good money because they went for welding, electrical, irrigation, waste management— you get the idea. Anything else is a waste of time (unless you can handle STEM).

be more optimistic yeesh

I'm already in a trade. It's called "not giving money to entitled spergs"

But yes college is a scam and a waste of time outside of STEM, but don't tell the millennials that or else they might an hero.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

It says a lot about post-Bob trolls that this is a pretty spergy story and it’s still nowhere close to being the spergiest.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I'm already in a trade. It's called "not giving money to entitled spergs"

But yes college is a scam and a waste of time outside of STEM, but don't tell the millennials that or else they might an hero.

I went to a fourth-tier diploma mill that ended up over $10,000,000 in debt. Only decent program they had was aviation management and they ended up outsourcing the flight sim equipment to an affiliate campus on the opposite side of the island.

complete scam and in NY it’s even worse. Was gonna be a teacher but i’d have to get a masters in 4 years after getting certified otherwise it’d be revoked and i didn’t think it’d be worth it at the time. Plus i’m pretty sure that trusting me with guiding your children is comparable to Gacy getting cleared by the secret service to be around roslynn carter

 

[Duke Nukem]

I went to a fourth-tier diploma mill that ended up over $10,000,000 in debt. Only decent program they had was aviation management and they ended up outsourcing the flight sim equipment to an affiliate campus on the opposite side of the island.

complete scam and in NY it’s even worse. Was gonna be a teacher but i’d have to get a masters in 4 years after getting certified otherwise it’d be revoked and i didn’t think it’d be worth it at the time. Plus i’m pretty sure that trusting me with guiding your children is comparable to Gacy getting cleared by the secret service to be around former first lady roslynn carter

Even considering how much of a sperg you have revealed yourself to be, I seriously doubt you could come close to being one of the worst teachers out there. Especially considering some of the clowns these places actually hire.

And if that flight sim program is still around, don't worry, you can cut costs with your Middle Eastern students because they typically don't need to know how to land the planes.

 

[Easterling]

Honest to god dude if you had a spare $1200 lying about you should just dropped that on a make a wish kid or something.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Honest to god dude if you had a spare $1200 lying about you should just dropped that on a make a wish kid or something.

Seriously where do I even begin, the possibilities are endless. Dumping it all on femdoms and/or Twitch thots is (almost) better than this.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

Nobody fucking cares. I'm pretty sure most of us forgot you existed anyway.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Even considering how much of a sperg you have revealed yourself to be, I seriously doubt you could come close to being one of the worst teachers out there. Especially considering some of the clowns these places actually hire.

And if that flight sim program is still around, don't worry, you can cut costs with your Middle Eastern students because they typically don't need to know how to land the planes.

My terrorist pal Ajai was in the aeronautical engineering track and ended up just selling life insurance. When Osama was given the Moe Greene special our freshman seminar instructor was all “Why the fuck are you here? Shouldn’t you be in mourning?”

Guy was a lawyer too. Damn good one. Was half-chinese half-black so we just called him Dr. Chinablack.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Nobody fucking cares. I'm pretty sure most of us forgot you existed anyway.

Forgot he existed, guilty as charged.

On the other hand, he has provided a handful of people with entertainment at his own expense. After all, this website is by spergs, for spergs.

 

[Rupin]

Why are all of the post Bob trolls even more autistic then Chris is?

 

[4Macie]

wut.

Right?? @Argh My Cigar why did your boss know about Chris. And why did your boss know that you gave him money. and how did this topic even come up at work. The hell you doing with your life?

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Forgot he existed, guilty as charged.

On the other hand, he has provided a handful of people with entertainment at his own expense. After all, this website is by spergs, for spergs.

It’s not like I had a positive reputation to begin with.

Going back to Chris; I had set up an interview between him and a female friend waaaay back in late 09Had to go through Bob first then after he was convinced, he handed the phone off to Chris. Later on I got a bunch of messages over AIM from some shitheads trying to act like they’re part of the mob and that an airstrike was gonna land on my house if I didn’t stop talking to Chris. Turns out Chris gave his “friends” all of his passwords. But there was no inner circle. Just a bunch of young adults flinging shit at the wall over and over until eventually one sticks long enough to not fall off.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

i’m not part of christory. im a footnote in the cwcki at best and DStecks is more noteworthy.

Well certainly not now. You are now infamous here on the farms. You will be known as the foolish one who decided to give a mass amount of cold hard cash to someone who can't be trusted with it.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Well certainly not now. You are now infamous here on the farms. You will be known as the foolish one who decided to give a mass amount of cold hard cash to someone who can't be trusted with it.

I dread the day Geno gets to 2018 in his doc. Huge bag of weed saved for it.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I dread the day Geno gets to 2018 in his doc. Huge bag of weed saved for it.

You really think coming here and sperging out with a sob story and a private message from null is gonna help?

We aren't laughing with you. We are laughing at you

 

[Duke Nukem]

It’s not like I had a positive reputation to begin with.

This thread is the equivalent of having your ship's engine on fire, and instead of just using the fire extinguisher (or a lifeboat if you need to), and deciding to drill holes in the ship's hull to let water into the ship so it can put out the fire.

Going back to Chris; I had set up an interview between him and a female friend waaaay back in late 09Had to go through Bob first then after he was convinced, he handed the phone off to Chris. Later on I got a bunch of messages over AIM from some shitheads trying to act like they’re part of the mob and that an airstrike was gonna land on my house if I didn’t stop talking to Chris. Turns out Chris gave his “friends” all of his passwords. But there was no inner circle. Just a bunch of young adults flinging shit at the wall over and over until eventually one sticks long enough to not fall off.

Chris handing out his passwords to supposed "friends" is nothing new, just convince him that Sonichu is going to go to prison and get raped by niggos with AIDS in the showers there or something. Okay, well, maybe he's not that gullible anymore, but you get the idea.

On the other hand, he has the uncanny ability to get into trouble way faster than anyone could imagine. It's a miracle he's not in worse trouble actually, but he's basically an autistic middle finger to normal human behavior in that the consequences of his actions seem to have little to no actual effect on him.

I dread the day Geno gets to 2018 in his doc. Huge bag of weed saved for it.

You don't even have money for weed anymore, you gave that to a bigger sperg than yourself. Okay, well, the "bigger" part is now debatable but still...

 

[Shield Breaker]

Guy gives someone he doesn't even know thousands of bucks and then magically regrets it a few years later. We had this arc already. Writers are really getting sloppy this season.

Why don't you one-up all the previous ones, take out a crippling loan and give it to Chris next. Just so he can spend it on Legos. Or be swindled out of it by the next idea guy

The best writers left for DSP and Yaniv, it seems.

Also, OP is a fag.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

This thread is the equivalent of having your ship's engine on fire, and instead of just using the fire extinguisher (or a lifeboat if you need to), and deciding to drill holes in the ship's hull to let water into the ship so it can put out the fire.



Chris handing out his passwords to supposed "friends" is nothing new, just convince him that Sonichu is going to go to prison and get raped by niggos with AIDS in the showers there or something. Okay, well, maybe he's not that gullible anymore, but you get the idea.

On the other hand, he has the uncanny ability to get into trouble way faster than anyone could imagine. It's a miracle he's not in worse trouble actually, but he's basically an autistic middle finger to normal human behavior in that the consequences of his actions seem to have little to no actual effect on him.



You don't even have money for weed anymore, you gave that to a bigger sperg than yourself. Okay, well, the "bigger" part is now debatable but still...

Chris spends a good amount of free time drawing doodles to “retcon” whatever tard-of-the-month wants to RP with him. Most of them never see the light of day.

also me and a friend helped him fix his C64. I sent him a cable; @The_American_Hedgehog documented it as seen in this thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-06-14-18-chris-needs-a-commodore-64-mechanic.44379/

 

[Duke Nukem]

The best writers left for DSP and Yaniv, it seems.

Also, OP is a fag.

It's pretty clear that he's completely butthurt by the fact that he's not as well received as he was hoping. Unless he's a masochist then in that case, well, mission accomplished.

Chris spends a good amount of free time drawing doodles to “retcon” whatever tard-of-the-month wants to RP with him. Most of them never see the light of day.

also me and a friend helped him fix his C64. I sent him a cable; @The_American_Hedgehog documented it as seen in this thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-06-14-18-chris-needs-a-commodore-64-mechanic.44379/

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Damn, son, what you need is a book that teaches you how to use the Spoiler tag. But yeah that's what Chris needs, more ancient electronic shit that feeds into his many many delusions. Are you going to help him glue magic stones to the steering wheel/airbag on his minivan too?

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Why are all of the post Bob trolls even more autistic then Chris is?

In all honesty, I’m sure a lot of the pre-Bob trolls are also even more autistic than Chris, but since it was easier to get Chris’s attention back in the day, they could keep their ‘tism in check.