"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Misaki Nakahara]

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I love how he can't even do something as simple as say he likes a local pizza place without somehow making it about Antifa. He literally has nothing else about him.

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Well, I can't fault him for going on a hike, but I can fault him for doing it in a bulletproof vest with a thermal jacket and some kind of makeshift burqa. How is he not boiling alive with all that shit on?

God, I'd love to be a fly on the wall at Phil's therapist sessions. I bet he bores the poor therapist senseless with all his 161 tough-talking.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

God, I'd love to be a fly on the wall at Phil's therapist sessions. I bet he bores the poor therapist senseless with all his 161 tough-talking.

*lip smacking sound* "Den da fash kiwis cyber stalked me into houselessness."

 

[ToroidalBoat]

This pizza is great! I'm antifa, by the way.

It's the 'tism, I guess. The current "special interest" is ANTIFA.

If it were bikes, he would be mentioning bikes in everything.

 

[KingQueen]

Capitalist banks.....
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Way to give away your location, supersoldier.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Maybe you'd have money for stuff Phil if you didn't insist on buying hipster vegan pizza. Here's the prices of the only vegan pizzas at the places he reviewed.
Baby doll pizza

Atlas

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Maybe you'd have money for stuff Phil if you didn't insist on buying hipster vegan pizza. Here's the prices of the only vegan pizzas at the places he reviewed.
Baby doll pizza
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Twenty-five dang diddly dollars. Goodness.

That's $52 of Philip's money spunked away on, let's be real, three meals at most for a man of Phil's size. Impoverished Antifa supersoldier my fat ass; Phil lives in luxury. That $50 he's hoping to receive as a donation will pay for precisely one pizza and a spare set of keys. There's also the outside possibility that he splits the cost of his artisan pizzas with his Antifa "comrades" but we've seen precisely zero proof that these people even exist. He probably splits the cost with his reindeer plush.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Twenty-five dang diddly dollars. Goodness.

That's $52 of Philip's money spunked away on, let's be real, three meals at most for a man of Phil's size. Impoverished Antifa supersoldier my fat ass; Phil lives in luxury. That $50 he's hoping to receive as a donation will pay for precisely one pizza and a spare set of keys. There's also the outside possibility that he splits the cost of his artisan pizzas with his Antifa "comrades" but we've seen precisely zero proof that these people even exist. He probably splits the cost with his reindeer plush.

I had keys cut the other day and it costed $5 and that was overpriced because it was from one of those self serve automated machines. If you take to a hardware store and have a clerk cut one it's $3.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Here's the prices of the only vegan pizzas at the places he reviewed.

wow

I've said it before, but "artisan pizza" really is the Apple of pizza.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

I had keys cut the other day and it costed $5 and that was overpriced because it was from one of those self serve automated machines. If you take to a hardware store and have a clerk cut one it's $3.

Ya got me, I've never had keys cut and I have no idea how much it costs. I assumed it was way more than that.

Still, that means Phil is begging for $3. Phil doesn't have $3. Reach for the sky, eh?

 

[JY's Tampon]

Ya got me, I've never had keys cut and I have no idea how much it costs. I assumed it was way more than that.

Still, that means Phil is begging for $3. Phil doesn't have $3. Reach for the sky, eh?

House key are pretty basic however modern car keys are a whole different thing when it comes to cost.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Well, I can't fault him for going on a hike, but I can fault him for doing it in a bulletproof vest with a thermal jacket and some kind of makeshift burqa. How is he not boiling alive with all that shit on?

God, I'd love to be a fly on the wall at Phil's therapist sessions. I bet he bores the poor therapist senseless with all his 161 tough-talking.

I love how inept he is at just existing. I know autism fucks your social cues up, but how can you get to your mid-thirties and think, “This Antifa crap is appropriate for hiking?” I feel sorry for the therapist, having to smell him post-exercise.

He’s like a cartoon character, his mall ninja gear is part of his design and he has to wear it all the time.

 

[JY's Tampon]

I love how inept he is at just existing. I know autism fucks your social cues up, but how can you get to your mid-thirties and think, “This Antifa crap is appropriate for hiking?” I feel sorry for the therapist, having to smell him post-exercise.

He’s like a cartoon character, his mall ninja gear is part of his design and he has to wear it all the time.

I can't believe I'm saying this but, look how new and neatly kept Phil's Antifa uniform is. The buttons are bright and shiny and the patches and black show no sign of fading. A real supersoldier's uniform would be well worn and have some tears and tatters.

 

[Picklechu]

If he weren't such a mong, he could easily get a totally free checking account; there are literally thousands of options. The only reason anyone should pay a fee for a checking account is if they're a loser like Phil who can't manage their money or a multimillionaire with complex financial needs.

Also, real anarchists don't use capitalist banks, and instead use member-owned credit unions. Or stuff their money in the mattress. Or refuse to use government-backed currency. Or strip naked and go full hunter-gatherer in the woods.

House key are pretty basic however modern car keys are a whole different thing when it comes to cost.

Lol like Phil will ever be able to afford a car.

 

[JY's Tampon]

If he weren't such a mong, he could easily get a totally free checking account; there are literally thousands of options. The only reason anyone should pay a fee for a checking account is if they're a loser like Phil who can't manage their money or a multimillionaire with complex financial needs.

Also, real anarchists don't use capitalist banks, and instead use member-owned credit unions. Or stuff their money in the mattress. Or refuse to use government-backed currency. Or strip naked and go full hunter-gatherer in the woods.


Lol like Phil will ever be able to afford a car.

Wait? what? Antifa doesn't have a credit union?

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

It's the 'tism, I guess. The current "special interest" is ANTIFA.

If it were bikes, he would be mentioning bikes in everything.

He seems to have lost interest in Xochi; when was the last time he talked about his imaginary friend?

 

[JY's Tampon]

He seems to have lost interest in Xochi; when was the last time he talked about his imaginary friend?

I hope he gets the deposit back for their wedding.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He seems to have lost interest in Xochi; when was the last time he talked about his imaginary friend?

I seem to recall that it was when he made the (second) wedding announcement. We may get another mention now that we’ve reminded him.

 

[fuckidunno]

Way to give away your location, supersoldier.

doesn't posting that stuff on social media sorta defeat the mask thing?

It reminds me of when he made the video of his last barraks...showing the layout and make up of his official macaulay culkin brand home alone defense system

 

[Tragi-Chan]

doesn't posting that stuff on social media sorta defeat the mask thing?

It reminds me of when he made the video of his last barraks...showing the layout and make up of his official macaulay culkin brand home alone defense system

I think even Phil knows his disguise isn’t fooling anyone. He doesn’t want it to. He wants people to know exactly who it is (pretending to be) in the front line. Given that we know he doesn’t go to protests unless he’s standing at the back, it’s the only way he can get the recognition he wants.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Why don't you ROB one of those "fucking capitalist banks", Mr. Crime Minister? You're certainly dressed for it.

P.S. Only two kinds of people bank with a bank that charges monthly fees just to hold onto your money for you: rich people and chumps. And you aren't a rich person.

I guarantee he signed up to this particular account for some stupid perk like 10% off artisan pizza