"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[The Dude]

This pizza is great! I'm antifa, by the way.

Totally recommend this pizza place. Did I tell you I'm antifa?

Does he ever say anything that doesn't have an antifa reference in it? He sounds like a kid that learnt a new swear word, saying it all the time for maximum attention, not realising it makes him look annoying and dumb. The pizza places probably don't enjoy being publicly branded as antifa's favourite, either.

Phil's current delusion is that there is a civil war going on and that everyone has picked a side, or rather that there is Antifa and everyone else. Phil genuinely believes that there are other "super soldiers" out there and that he's doing his part for the "good fight" by letting them know which overpriced pizzerias will put up with rétard LARPers. Oops! I mean "Antifa Super Soldiers".

 

[Syaoran Li]

Given Phil's lifestyle, I'm surprised he isn't drunk every night. He already lives surrounded by his own filth, is completely oblivious to everything that happens, has an overhanging gut, a generally dishevelled appearance, and tries his best to convince everyone that he has his life together despite it being extremely obvious that he doesn't. He's basically an alcoholic without the alcohol.

IIRC, I think Phil was a borderline alcoholic in the past, during the last part of his weeb phase/first part of his troon phase, but instead of drinking something like vodka or whiskey, he mostly got trashed on alcopops like Mike's Hard Lemonade.

He's claimed to be a stoner as well, but I think he's only done weed a handful of times at most.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

artisan pizza

"Artisan pizza" really does sound like such a hipster or soyboy thing. I'm not surprised it's a thing in Portland.

Seems "I'm totally LatinX" Phil just can't escape being white.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

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Goddamn, look at that neck fat. His wattle is almost wider than his head. No wonder Phil always wears balaclavas and big jackets in his photos nowadays - he's grossly obese and trying to hide it.

I mean, Phil was always a little tubby, even back in his weeb days. It's one of the reasons his cosplaying a super-fit ninja cartoon character was so fucking hilarious. He'd stand there trying to look mean and tough, hairy paunch and salami slice nipples on full show. Classic autist oblivion to how ridiculous he looked. But at least at the time he made (small) efforts to eat more healthy food on his "Sasuke diet".

It's kind if tragic that Phil's autism has him permanently trapped in a wannabe-rebellious 13 year old. It's enough that we're expected to suspend reality and believe troon men are women, but demanding we look at that photo and treat Phil like some sort of folk military hero? Oh son, just, no.

 

[Picklechu]

I just remembered that Phil went from "OMG chronic pain, I need weed and to carry around a cane" all the way to "I'm an antifa souporsalad and I'm hiking in ma tard gear." Truly a miraculous healing.

But at least at the time he made (small) efforts to eat more healthy food on his "Sasuke diet".

Wasn't the "Sasuke diet" like 90% tomatoes for some reason?

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Fuck me, I wonder if therapist mentioned his attire when he goes to go meet them?

Like a fucking preschool teacher “sorry Little Jimmy, you can’t wear a Superman cape to class”

 

[The Final Troondown]

"Artisan pizza" really does sound like such a hipster or soyboy thing. I'm not surprised it's a thing in Portland.

Seems "I'm totally LatinX" Phil just can't escape being white.

Generally its a restaurant type thing where they'll use some fancy ingredients and it can be pretty good - I've had a prosciutto, portobello mushroom and marscapone pizza which was really nice

But $25 takeaway pizza is hipster as fuck

 

[ToroidalBoat]

a wannabe-rebellious 13 year old

I've said it before: I think 13 year olds are more mature than Phil. Phil is more like a primary school kid playground LARPing?

Sasuke diet"

wat diet

 

[James Howlett]

My biggest take away from the hiking pictures is that Phil definitely doesn't own a gun. Open carry in the mountains is like the least controversial place to do so, and we all know Phil likes showing off his "gear".

 

[ToroidalBoat]

If Phil somehow got a gun, he'd have the ultimate "cheese coma".*

*(the phase of the Phil Cycle @Ravenor noted: Phil is content)

 

[Picklechu]

wat diet

During his gay cosplaying weeaboo phase, Phil decided that he was too much of a fatty to accurately cosplay Sasuke. So he went skating and made up a diet, based on what I guess he thought Sasuke would eat, in an attempt to lose weight.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

During his gay cosplaying weeaboo phase, Phil decided that he was too much of a fatty to accurately cosplay Sasuke. So he went skating and made up a diet, based on what I guess he thought Sasuke would eat, in an attempt to lose weight.

Which was a lot of ramen and since that's mostly carbs and salt you can imagine the results

 

[ToroidalBoat]

gay cosplaying weeaboo phase

How long has it been since then?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

How long has it been since then?

About 300lbs.

 

[KingQueen]

How long has it been since then?

This was mid-2000s, circa his Anime Club at Community College days, around his peak DeviantArt time. He got involved with "yaoi" girls and saw identifying as a gay Sasuke for about half a year, looking for "his Naruto" (which was really the inspiration for weight loss, as we know gays are always fit). Within the next year switched from identifying as Sasuke to "cross-play" cosplay as Sakura; also the Ahuviya character shows up during this period.

For a while he claimed to be a flamboyant cross dressing gay, then in 2010 he declared himself transgender.

(I worked hard on that fucking Lolcow Wiki article, fuck you @Null.)

 

[Picklechu]

How long has it been since then?

Late 2008 through 2009, so about 11 years.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Has Phil ever actually braved an attack on anyone that wasn't his mother or an abused woman in a shelter?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

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You are not Vegan Phil. Stop showing off.

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Phil, take this getup off. A few years ago, you made the stupidest choice you ever could make and got your balls removed. You cant be a tough antifa guy without balls, you stupid moron.

Trust me Phil, someday you will realize how stupid it was to get rid of your balls.

He seems to have lost interest in Xochi; when was the last time he talked about his imaginary friend?

Because Xochi doesn't exist. He does not have "Head mates."

 

[AnOminous]

Phil, take this getup off. A few years ago, you made the stupidest choice you ever could make and got your balls removed. You cant be a tough antifa guy without balls, you stupid moron.

He is as tough as a fat, gibbed cat.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

He is as tough as a fat, gibbed cat.

Not even that tough; he got his ass kicked by a 1st level commoner in Occupy Philadelphia, remember?