Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Poop Shoot]

Thanks for taking one for the team. Even though he's one of my favorite cows, I still can't sit through any of his videos that are longer than 3 minutes.

Lucas is best consumed in small doses.

 

[Krathnami]

Lucas hasn’t posted a vid in over two days. Is he still mooing on Facebook? I’ve been blocked on all my alts.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

While we're asking, has he ever published any unique content on Patreon other than that single leaked video?

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Lucas hasn’t posted a vid in over two days. Is he still mooing on Facebook? I’ve been blocked on all my alts.

This is what he has posted recently:

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

That hotdog sushi is the worst abomination I have ever seen.

 

[wenttobermuda]

That hotdog sushi is the worst abomination I have ever seen.

It should replace "cheesy cucumber" as the representative example of Lucas' cooking.

Posting it as a "meme" demonstrates the pride he takes in it. I suspect he thinks it'll get him laid.

 

[Jimothy]

That hotdog sushi is the worst abomination I have ever seen.

If it wasn't Lucas posting it I would have assumed the image was created to mock Bernie Bros.

 

[mothman96]

Like the hypocrite gives a damn about poor people eating hotdogs. Lucas with extra cash in his pocket, will blow it left and right and try to lure young women with promises of lobster dinners/expensive food.

It should replace "cheesy cucumber" as the representative example of Lucas' cooking.

Posting it as a "meme" demonstrates the pride he takes in it. I suspect he thinks it'll get him laid.

The hotdog sushi is in a different plate from the one he has. Looks like he used a picture he found.

 

[AnOminous]

It should replace "cheesy cucumber" as the representative example of Lucas' cooking.

That is not Lucas's cooking.

 

[Garfieldchu]

That culinary abortion is certainly an abomination, but the presentation is too neat, plate too clean, photo too well illuminated to have been one of his. He'd totally pig out on it while eye-fucking a teenager, though.

My favorite Wern food is carrot popcorn pasta.

 

[Rogowski]

Yeah the presentation on that dish is more than Lucas could ever strive for.

 

[WonderWino]

Where the hell is lucas getting the idea that straight guys go around calling each other 'baby' exactly? Literally the only time I have ever seen or heard of anyone doing that ever was benny in fallout new vegas. If anyone around here did something like that they'd be likely to get their ass kicked pretty quickly

Also that hotdog sushi is the stuff of nightmares. I'm shocked that it isn't served with a side order of cheesy cukes covered in expired caviar, covered in pepper and taco bell hot sauce and then microwaved again. Definitely sounds like a lucas idea

Reminds me of a guy I met years ago that would eat a bowl of crackers with olive oil poured all over them with peanut butter, sliced olives and canned oysters mixed in

 

[Cheesy Cukes]

It should replace "cheesy cucumber" as the representative example of Lucas' cooking.

I won't go down without a fight!

 

[fag0t]

im hoping for new food videos from him I really enjoyed chicken parm with the wern and how he moved it from the oven to the hot stovetop

 

[Rogowski]

He’s latching onto the “Sapiosexuals are ableist!” SJW bandwagon now.

 

[Krathnami]

He’s latching onto the “Sapiosexuals are ableist!” SJW bandwagon now.

Of course sapiosexuals wouldn’t be attracted to Lucas because he’s stupid as shit.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

He’s latching onto the “Sapiosexuals are ableist!” SJW bandwagon now.

Compassion is definitely not in his vocabulary either.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Lucas, you can't shame your way into someone's underware.

Guess what, sex isn't a social program, you're not entitled to it. Dating, in and of itself, is exclusionary. People are allowed to not want to fuck you because of your age, because of your mental illnesses, because of your stink, because of your living situation, and just because - no one actually needs a reason not to want you.

Because you're not owed sex.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas, you can't shame your way into someone's underware.

Guess what, sex isn't a social program, you're not entitled to it. Dating, in and of itself, is exclusionary. People are allowed to not want to fuck you because of your age, because of your mental illnesses, because of your stink, because of your living situation, and just because - no one actually needs a reason not to want you.

Because you're not owed sex.

You're not taking into account his long-telomered sperm!

Or did you miss that bit?

He barely ever mentions it.

Edited to add:

This is fucking brilliant

 

[Trainwreck]

I'm wondering if his handlers have told him he needs to calm down on the YouTube postings? From going from posting 5+ per day to 0 in 2-3 days is a little strange. I'm not willing to give him $3 on his patreon to see if he is posting there.