Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

The way he asks all those questions, gets a weird look and then says 'liars' makes me think he's legitimately hearing voices as he's ranting telling him things. I mean who else would he be calling liars in that video?

 

[Free the Pedos]

Lucas's latest brain-whispers appear to be "grey-beard dudes", he rattles the phrase off in the exact mechanical way he does with 'bigots, classists, yang gang', etc. It's definitely a part of his hallucinations.

His usual juvenile fetishism of minorities and gross fantasising about women he doesn't even know is present as usual. More 'Dems are the logical choice/good guys' talk, calls Republicans "slow" (supporters of either party he can magically detect through schizo powers), as usual. Throws in a vintage homophobic slur ("assfucker"). The way he calls his fantasy mate "my girl" is about on par with emotional age of the Macaulay Culkin film of the same title.

All the women he sees are taken (GRRRR!). When will he ever find a True and Honest Boyfriend-Free Girl!? He has never concluded that this implausible occurrence of zero single women in the world is because they tell him that they have boyfriends to make the lumbering muttering piss-smelling bald simpleton trying to approach them to go away - or is it the same brain-whispers that alert him to their politics telling him their relationship status too?

Do you guys every imagine yourself as Lucas’s court ordered psychiatrist during these videos?

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

The way he dead-eye stares at nothing off camera and repeats “specifically” when the Gen X dude hallucinations he imagines are not telling him where in downtown Spokane they met their barely legal honies really creeps me out.
Edit: link to the video where he does this

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

More of the same. Delusions that his building is one big greybeards / teenies orgy, but HE'S a single guy. Bigots. Persecutors.

He seems to be losing it (did he ever have it?) and still so SMUG.

Keep it up, Lucas.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas mooing about grey beards and everyone getting the Gen Z women. There must be some location where they are finding these women. Tell him where and he will go up to them and say : "hi, how are you?". Then he will have a Gen Z hottie.

Location

#Instagram: @lucaswerner79

youtu.be

 

[WonderWino]

I think this screenshot sums up his current manic mental state rather well

EDIT:

'...chick running up to me calling me a bitch i'm just going to start kissing on her'

Uh.....did he seriously just admit to be willing to commit sexual assault right there

Also, friendzone is capitalism apparently

He also admits 'i'm here to get laid and i'm here to get a marriage going' so he outed his own previous lies about not caring about sex. He can't keep his own bullshit straight

Read into that what you will

 

[mothman96]

Lucas mooing about grey beards and everyone getting the Gen Z women. There must be some location where they are finding these women. Tell him where and he will go up to them and say : "hi, how are you?". Then he will have a Gen Z hottie.

Location

#Instagram: @lucaswerner79

youtu.be

Well, there is this very secret place where Gen X and greybeards go to hookup with Gen Z girls. There's a catch. Before they are told where it is, the men must sign a blood oath that they will never tell Lucas Werner about it.

 

[BowlOfDick]

Lucas is angeryyyy

Enough of the Bullshit

#Instagram: @lucaswerner79

youtu.be

 

[mothman96]

More insane raging. Does he need to eat out a guy to get a girl.

 

[Rogowski]

Lucas’ FB posts as of late

 

[Rescuetoast]

The way he dead-eye stares at nothing off camera and repeats “specifically” when the Gen X dude hallucinations he imagines are not telling him where in downtown Spokane they met their barely legal honies really creeps me out.
Edit: link to the video where he does this

What did it for me was the fact that when he didn’t seem to get the answer he wanted he looked back at the camera. So yeah, he was definitely talking to somebody off camera. Not a real person, but, you know, somebody.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Lucas' habit of personalizing everything, and relating it all to his hunger for Zoomer poon and food, gets me every time. The conclusions he draws slay me. Some examples:

I am poor. Therefore, poor is good and wealth is evil.

Bernie Sanders is popular, a socialist, and a sex symbol (he believes this). Therefore, I should be popular with Bernie's fans, as a socialist.

Democrats are concerned about the poor. I am poor, therefore I should be popular with Zoomer democrats.

I see zoomers with misogynist guys. No poon in 8 years, therefore it is because of my feminism.

I lost 140 lbs. Therefore, I am sexy.

My cock is small. Therefore, fisting.

Anyway, Lucas seems to draw a straight line from the 2020 primaries to the Zoomer poon he's entitled to. Bernie is popular, and that means that his admirers must want his MRSA colonized micro cock. He can't understand why he's single, so he starts to believe in a conspiracy of cockblocking.

 

[WonderWino]

He's ranting and raving like a loon in his room again. People must be able to hear that all over the building. He's also staring up at the roof when he says that like he is legitimately talking to someone. He is definitely hearing and seeing things at this point.

That said, yelling like that in his room isn't going to go over well with his neighbors or the people running the building

 

[AnOminous]

Lucas’ FB posts as of late

Hilarious. Not that it's unusual for someone claiming to be a "socialist" to have literally no clue what it even is.

He's ranting and raving like a loon in his room again. People must be able to hear that all over the building. He's also staring up at the roof when he says that like he is legitimately talking to someone. He is definitely hearing and seeing things at this point.

That said, yelling like that in his room isn't going to go over well with his neighbors or the people running the building

I doubt he's the only schizo they ever had and screaming and yelling at people who aren't there is pretty common for untreated schizos.

 

[WonderWino]

Hes back to posting in the dark again, calling everyone agephobes and classists who are 'entitled to women because they have more money than me'

That part at the end is weird where he says 'LEAVE hypocrite....sssss' as well

 

[moseph.jartelli]

What did it for me was the fact that when he didn’t seem to get the answer he wanted he looked back at the camera. So yeah, he was definitely talking to somebody off camera. Not a real person, but, you know, somebody.

Even his imaginary friends tell him its not in the cards

 

[Rescuetoast]

sounds like the staff (all 2 of them, according to a different website) has bigger problems to deal with than Lucas, tbh.

 

[WonderWino]

sounds like the staff (all 2 of them, according to a different website) has bigger problems to deal with than Lucas, tbh.
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tbh if anything I would think that if people have been legitimately killed IN the building, then unhinged behavior, particularly from anyone with a record for any kind of violence would have even less tolerance now than it ever did. If anything they should be less forgiving of psycho behavior from people like lucas

That said, I can't say I have heard anything about any murders taking place in his building, and can't seem to find any public mention of them online. Isn't this something that should be relatively easy to find via google?

 

[Rescuetoast]

tbh if anything I would think that if people have been legitimately killed IN the building, then unhinged behavior, particularly from anyone with a record for any kind of violence would have even less tolerance now than it ever did. If anything they should be less forgiving of psycho behavior from people like lucas

That said, I can't say I have heard anything about any murders taking place in his building, and can't seem to find any public mention of them online. Isn't this something that should be relatively easy to find via google?

The name change was a little confusing.

Man charged in strangling death in a Spokane substance-abuse recovery apartment

A Spokane man has been charged with murder, kidnapping and robbery in the Dec. 15 death of a man who lived in a downtown apartment building for people recovering from substance abuse.

www.spokesman.com

I’m not sure if it’s the same building now that I look at It, but it’s operated by the same company, I assume they have similar rules in all their halfways.

 

[mothman96]

The name change was a little confusing.

Man charged in strangling death in a Spokane substance-abuse recovery apartment

A Spokane man has been charged with murder, kidnapping and robbery in the Dec. 15 death of a man who lived in a downtown apartment building for people recovering from substance abuse.

www.spokesman.com

I’m not sure if it’s the same building now that I look at It, but it’s operated by the same company, I assume they have similar rules in all their halfways.

The article says the murder took place at Pioneer Pathway House:

Court documents describe a bizarre scene at Hoisington’s apartment in Pioneer Pathway House on South Howard Street. A detective found Hoisington sliding off a recliner, his body held in place by a brown metal bar secured to the chair with cords.